Dragon Clan: No one wants me, Lu Mingfei.
Chapter 438: Peeping at Brother-in-law Lu Mingfei, Haunted House Adventure Finkel
Chapter 438: Peeping at Brother-in-law Lu Mingfei, Haunted House Adventure Finkel
While Xia Di went to the gay Britain to cause trouble, Lu Mingfei was walking on thin ice and under great pressure.
Not to mention that among the five girls present, four are beauties, three are foodies, two are exotic, and one is a dragon king. The situation of more yin than yang makes anyone uncomfortable.
For example, the poster girl with princess-cut hair and long legs whom he had met several times in Japan, she always looked at him with a very strange gaze, and she didn't spare any part of his body!
If it weren't for Eri standing by his side, Xiaolu was worried that Jude Mai would take him into the small room and carefully examine his body... Bah, he really shouldn't have gotten too close to that guy Liu Yuning, his mind has become dirty!
In short, because the three beautiful girls were secretive and refused to reveal their relationship with Xia Di, Lu Mingfei spent the whole afternoon in agony, wishing that his senior brother could fly over to accompany him.
There was nothing he could do. It was because of that girl who looked the same age as him but spoke in an older manner, who had attracted all of Eri's attention with snacks, drinks, games, and two-dimensional topics.
Whenever he tried to join in the conversation, he would be pushed back to his seat by the other party with a look that said, "Do you want to eavesdrop on girls' private conversations?"
After finally making it to the evening, the girl known as "Three No's" left first to prepare dinner. Lu Mingfei stared at her departing back for a while and found that she looked very familiar, as if he had seen her somewhere before, but when he thought about it carefully, he couldn't remember where.
I am very confused!
"Why are you staring at someone's skirt?" The sofa suddenly sank a few inches, and Lu Mingfei suddenly heard that familiar and teasing voice.
Turning around, I saw that Xia Di, who had disappeared for the whole afternoon, had changed into decent clothes and was sitting next to me, with his legs crossed like an old man.
"You actually remembered to come back? I thought you would abandon us like before and live happily outside by yourself!"
"No way, do I look like a parent who likes to drink Forget-me-not milk?" Xia Di sneered, not giving Xiaolu a chance to change the subject:
"Don't interrupt me. Tell me, why are you staring at my skirt? Are you entering puberty and starting to be interested in girls?"
He said this without lowering his voice. Eiry, who was playing an online game with Su Enxi, immediately raised her head and stared at Lu Mingfei with narrowed eyes without saying a word. Her rosy red eyes reflected the light, and it was as creepy as if the red-eye hunting special effect was added!
Lu Mingfei subconsciously sat up straight, his voice rising by at least two tones: "I'm warning you not to talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for defamation!"
"Then tell me, what happened just now?" Xia Di put one hand around his neck, as if he was going to punish him if he didn't behave himself.
"She just looks familiar to me, but I can't remember where I've seen her before!" Lu Mingfei argued with his neck stiff.
But before Xia Di could comment, Xia Mi, who was watching a movie with Jiude Mai, started to complain: "Such an old-fashioned way of chatting up girls is outdated. Please try something new next time."
"Yes, if you don't know how, you can come and ask me, your sister." Jiude Mai agreed and threw him a coquettish look, just like a bad high school girl who likes to tease little boys.
Lu Mingfei: "..."
I don't want to bother with these two guys who just want to watch the fun and make trouble. As long as Eri thinks he is innocent, that's enough.
And Eri did not let him down. After making sure that he had no bad intentions, she lowered her head and continued playing the game.
Well, actually, Su Enxi also wanted to tease Lu Mingfei, but as a financial officer, judging the situation is the most basic requirement, so after Xia Di showed up, she said nothing, so as to avoid saying something wrong and having him write it down in his notebook.
"That's good. I thought you had some improper thoughts about my sister-in-law." Xia Di laughed and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "The princess of a destroyed country and the wandering prince Astra who was captured after his hometown was destroyed, don't they sound like a good match?"
After he reminded him, Lu Mingfei immediately remembered when he had seen "Three Nothings". It was in Lu Mingze's memory, a beautiful little flower blooming in the snow.
"Not bad, they're a good match." Nodding subconsciously, Lu Mingfei was about to say that his stinky little brother had chosen a good sister-in-law, but he quickly realized that the sister was probably a generation older than him, so it would be inappropriate for him to act like an older brother.
I just muttered in my heart: It is said that men always like eighteen-year-olds, and the little profiteer is even more ruthless. In order to prevent the little flower I like from withering, he directly freezes it at the moment of blooming, so that it will always keep this youthful appearance and will not age.
I just don’t know if this counts as what Xiao Liu calls lolita.
Thinking of this, he asked quietly: "What about the other two? Could they also be the traitors of the little profiteers?"
Although the girl nicknamed Potato Chips was much inferior to the others present, she could be considered the class beauty in Shilan Middle School, not to mention the long-legged poster girl who was not inferior to others in international model shows.
"That's not the case. These two are still pure subordinates at the moment, although that rebellious Japanese female college student secretly likes little boys."
"No wonder she keeps staring at me. I'll have to stay away from her later." Lu Mingfei didn't hear the double entendre in Xia Di's words at all.
As the saying goes, boys must protect themselves when they go out, especially here in the United States where pedophilia is rampant. They must be more careful about the small balloons handed to them by foreigners (the American version is taking you to see goldfish).
"Ah, this..." Xia Di was hesitant to speak when he saw this. He wanted to ask if Xiaolu was too narcissistic, but he was also worried that Jiude Mai would fail in her love and change her target, and would treat poor Xiaolu as a substitute, so he nodded his approval.
After chatting for a while, Lu Mingfei failed to get Xia Di to find out what he had done just now, and Xia Mi failed to force Xia Di to find out whether he had gone to flirt with the girl again, but the dinner that Zero had prepared was already ready.
Although Chinese people believe in adapting to local customs, turkey is tough and unpalatable, and no one wants to eat it, so Ling decided to find an authentic Chinese restaurant to order food.
Well, even So Eun-hee nodded and said it was authentic and wanted to invest money in it. There is absolutely no localized Chinese food.
Unlike the somewhat silent lunch, dinner was much more lively because of Xia Di's presence. Everyone had to be teased by him, not to mention the little explosive barrels Xia Mi and Lu Mingfei. Even Eiry, who was usually quiet and ate quietly, was so angry with him that she ate two more bowls of rice.
After dinner, Lu Mingfei suggested going out to digest the food and play in the snow, and Xia Di readily agreed.
However, after walking around the wealthy area twice, knocking down two groups of "Night Shadow Assassins" who were trying to rob him, and encountering several drug addicts and drunkards who were going crazy on the roadside after getting high, he completely gave up the idea of continuing to wander around.
Just when Eiry stuffed her hands into Lu Mingfei's pockets to keep warm, saying that she was in a hurry to go out and forgot to bring gloves, Old Tang, who had finally left the sewer avenue under the cover of darkness, sneezed and sneaked into a haunted house that was rumored to be haunted.
Ever since he heard the voice of "Brother, I'm here to find you" in the sewer during the day, Old Tang has been in a panic. He never expected that even after sacrificing the entire Wall Street, he still couldn't satisfy that greedy ghost, and less than a month later, he has been entangled with him again.
Now that he has become a wanted criminal, Old Tang can no longer appear in public in churches or temples, and can only find ways to deal with it himself. Of course, after the exorcism night that was destined to shine in American history, he secretly returned to that Chinatown, wanting to find the young Taoist priest who taught him the exorcism ritual, to ask what the spell that made people hot was, who was the person who blew up Wall Street, and whether he became the other party's scapegoat, etc.
Unfortunately, the young Taoist priest had disappeared long ago, without even a trace of his existence being found.
Helplessly, he could only endure the bitter fruit.
Today, he spent the entire afternoon pondering in the sewer, and finally, when he was about to be marinated, an idea flashed across his mind, and he remembered the strategies he had seen when he was a child, such as driving away wolves and swallowing tigers, and fighting poison with poison.
Since the greedy ghost was so rude and unreasonable, with such a huge appetite, and could not be driven out by human exorcism methods, he might as well find a haunted house to sleep in for a night and let the two evil ghosts fight over the ownership of a living person like him!
Anyway, he has an exorcism spell of unknown origin, so he can wake up when the evil ghosts are fighting. If he is lucky, he might be able to kill both evil ghosts at the same time, which can be regarded as getting rid of harm to the people.
With this thought in mind, he began to look for his ideal target.
Although he was not a fan of the supernatural, he had been a bounty hunter on that hunter website that accepted both meat and vegetables, so he knew which places in New York were particularly haunted.
After careful selection, he deliberately picked the most ferocious haunted house. It was said that even a team of police elites would have to crawl out on their stomachs if they entered it.
Just as he climbed over the fence and sneaked into the haunted house, two groups of people focused their attention on him at the same time.
"Russell, what the hell are you doing? I asked you to stop unauthorized people from approaching, but how did someone sneak into the target building? Did your policewoman girlfriend drain you dry again last night?!"
Duke used the night vision goggles to see Old Tang sneaking into the haunted house clearly. He raised the walkie-talkie and growled at Russell, who was on guard opposite him.
"I'm just short of using a magnifying glass to look at it, what else do you want?!" Russell retorted bluntly on the other end of the intercom: "Also, I'll say it again, I'm so strong that Kara couldn't even get out of bed this morning because of my beating!"
"Ahem, Russell, what I gave you is a yang-nourishing and kidney-tonifying aphrodisiac, not an invincible erection." As if unable to stand someone bragging about themselves, another person joined the call channel.
"Fack, Liao, shut up!"
"Russell, you should shut up. You can't even handle a small matter, and you think you can handle your girlfriend? You're dreaming!"
"I%&*&%@#……!"
"You *&#%¥$……!"
Listening to the increasingly unbearable content on the intercom, Finkel, who was hiding in the dark with his gun, finally couldn't stand it anymore and growled, "Shut up, all of you. If you keep making noise, I will let Professor Schneider give you zero points for this mission evaluation!"
In an instant, everyone in the communication channel fell silent.
After dealing with the three unorganized and undisciplined news department heroes, Finkel sighed for who knows how many times.
Originally, he was thinking of taking Eva on a trip during the summer vacation to enjoy some time alone, but he didn't expect that old man Ange would use him to death because he thought he was useful. Not only did he assign him a bunch of missions, he also made him responsible for leading a team to clear out Deadpool and capture the fallen hybrids!
It's outrageous. He participated in the god-killing operation to eliminate the Dragon King, but he has to go back to the Novice Village to be a nanny!
"Duke, report the situation of the intruder. Did he do it on purpose or by accident?"
"It was intentional." Duke answered without hesitation. "His movements were cautious, and he obviously knew there was danger here. He was also carrying a bag. I suspect he was one of those supernatural enthusiasts who came to explore the haunted house."
"Russell, are there any other suspicious persons nearby?"
"No, I guess he was a brave man, brave enough to go into a haunted house alone. My god, he was so brave."
"Brave, what a brave man!" Ajie cursed. "The intrusion of unrelated personnel into the mission site means that our action plan needs to be adjusted. It is impossible to lure the enemy out of its hole and attack them by surprise. Be prepared for a head-on fight."
The task of arresting the dangerous hybrid was accomplished by the three of them working together. Finkel was just standing by and would never intervene unless the situation had reached a critical juncture.
Well, swearing doesn’t count.
Over here, the executive officer of Kassel Academy began to formulate a new battle plan. Over there, in the notorious haunted house, a thin figure hanging upside down from the ceiling was staring at Old Tang, who was writing and drawing on the ground with a cinnabar stick in his hand, with a look that was difficult to describe in words.
Although he was also a bad guy who broke into a private house and occupied it, at most he killed the owner of the house. He even took the owner to the bathroom and disguised it as suicide by cutting his wrists. He did not cause any damage to the house at all, which fully expressed his respect for the U.S. Constitution - citizens' private property is sacred and inviolable!
In order to prevent others from breaking into the house and offending the spirit of the dead owner, he deliberately made it into a haunted house that no one would dare to enter.
Unexpectedly, these damn Americans seemed to have some brains. After hearing that this was a haunted house, they still came here in groups to explore. The more injured and unconscious people there were, the more excited they were. The most important thing was that they always liked to come at night, forcing him to even turn his biological clock upside down!
"Forget it, this place is not suitable for humans. Let's just leave after tonight and find the next place to stay." The thin figure sighed, ready to kill the intruder who wantonly destroyed other people's houses and then fly away, moving to another city to continue his irregular hunting.
Just as he lit up his golden eyes and was about to give the other person an unforgettable memory, he saw the man who was waving red paint and drawing a bunch of messy scribbles on the floor suddenly stopped, ran to the cloakroom, dug out a clean blanket and spread it on the empty space specially reserved, then picked up the pillow on the sofa and put it on the spread, and just lay down between the scribbles!
On the ground, after finishing all the preparations, Old Tang, who was waiting to lure out the evil ghost from the haunted house and engage in a fight with the greedy ghost, nodded with satisfaction, and made up his mind to get rid of the greedy ghost tonight.
If that doesn't work, he will find another haunted house tomorrow. He doesn't believe that he won't encounter a fierce ghost that can kill the greedy ghost!
With such determination to fight to the death, he fell asleep in a harmless posture, hoping that the night would have a good ending.
But before he closed his eyes and went to the Bronze City in his dream to tease the greedy ghost, he saw a blurry figure on the ceiling, staring at him with a pair of yellow eyes.
Through the little light coming in from the window, you can vaguely see a few sharp claws on the end of the other person's hands.
"Gudu!"
Old Tang looked at the ghost and couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and sweat instantly broke out on his forehead.
(End of this chapter)
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