Start the Tang Dynasty: The descendant of Wei Wu from the Qin Qiong family!

Chapter 249: Even dogs are inappropriate
"Hey, baby, give me a bite."

"Giggle!"

Seeing Li Yuan having fun there, Qin Huaiyu looked at the old chamberlain beside him with a speechless expression.

"I think I should stand down."

The old chamberlain lowered his head and said calmly, "Just wait."

Smelling the rotten atmosphere in the hall, Qin Huaiyu was really a little numb.

"Is that Qin Huaiyu standing below?"

After a long time, Li Yuan seemed to finally see the two people standing below, and then he asked a little drunkenly.

"Your Majesty, I am Qin Huaiyu."

Qin Huaiyu asked respectfully.

"It's boring to be so serious."

Li Yuan curled his lips.

Then Li Yuan rolled his eyes, pointed at the palace ladies who were singing and dancing not far away, and said loudly: "You guys, go up and take off this boy's clothes for me."

Qin Huaiyu: "???"

Qin Huaiyu looked at Li Yuan in bewilderment, his mind shutting down.

However, Qin Huaiyu was stunned, but the palace ladies were not.

Several palace maids smiled coquettishly and trotted to Qin Huaiyu's side. Several pairs of white and tender jade hands came up to grab Qin Huaiyu's skirt and belt.

"Hey hey!"

"What are you going to do?"

"Help! This is indecent!!!"

Qin Huaiyu hugged himself tightly and huddled under the beams of the hall, screaming with horror on his face.

Now it was the palace ladies' turn to be confused.

What are you doing?
Isn't it a little too much for a grown man like you to shout indecency here?

For a moment, several palace maids looked at each other, and they didn't know what to do.

"A bunch of trash!"

Li Yuan snorted dissatisfiedly.

"Your Majesty's forgiveness!"

The maids quickly knelt down and begged for mercy.

"I'll leave you guys alone."

Li Yuan stood up and waved his hands impatiently, asking them to get out of the way.

Several palace maids retreated to the side as if they were granted amnesty.

"I didn't expect that you are actually a gentleman."

Li Yuan looked at Qin Huaiyu and said in surprise.

"Of course."

Qin Huaiyu stretched his neck, blushed and said: "I am known as Liu Xiahui, an honest and reliable young man."

"Ah!"

A disdainful sneer appeared on Li Yuan's face: "You are just trying to deceive others. I will never believe it."

"What's so unbelievable about this?" Qin Huaiyu said dissatisfied.

"Unless your boy is a eunuch, I will believe you."

Li Yuan's face showed a somewhat mocking smile: "How about it, do you want to give it a try?"

"Cough cough."

Hearing this, Qin Huaiyu couldn't help but coughed dryly.

"Humph."

Li Yuan smiled proudly.

What kind of bullshit gentleman can't escape these worldly desires in the end?

"How do you like it here?"

Li Yuan sat down next to Qin Huaiyu.

The tip of Qin Huaiyu's nose twitched twice, and then he moved away from Li Yuan's vicinity without leaving a trace.

"Boy, what are you doing so far away from me?"

Li Yuan waited for a long time, but didn't hear Qin Huaiyu's answer. When he turned around, he found that this kid was secretly moving away from him.

"What's going on with that action of yours?"

"What's with that disgusted expression on your face?"

Li Yuan asked with a bad look on his face.

When Li Yuan asked, Qin Huaiyu couldn't help but said: "Your Majesty, how long has it been since you took a shower?"

"Take a bath?" Li Yuan seemed to have not heard this word for a long time.

Seeing Li Yuan's appearance, Qin Huaiyu immediately understood, and at the same time quietly stayed away from this guy
He thought for a long time, but seemed to have no answer, so he asked the palace maid next to him:
"When did I last take a shower?"

Seeing this, Qin Huaiyu was immediately speechless.

You don’t remember it yourself, how do you expect others to remember it?
As a result, the palace maid replied very seriously: "Your Majesty, it was 43 days ago."

"You heard."

Li Yuan said to Qin Huaiyu.

Qin Huaiyu was completely speechless.

Do you really know this?
"I haven't taken a shower in more than 40 days, Your Majesty."

Qin Huaiyu decided to save some face for this lonely old man, and said in a subtle way: "Don't you feel that something is missing?"

"What is missing?"

Li Yuan frowned slightly, confused.

Qin Huaiyu pointed at Li Yuan's body.

"I am in very good health!"

Li Yuan said proudly.

I'm talking about are you in good health? !

Qin Huaiyu's face darkened and he said directly: "Your Majesty, it's time for you to take a bath!"

"Take a shower..."

Li Yuan was just about to say that Qin Huaiyu was confused, but then he realized something, raised his hand and put it in front of his nose and sniffed.

"It's tasteless."

"Liu Quan, do I smell anything?"

The old chamberlain, who had been standing silently by the side, quickly responded: "Back to Your Majesty, the fragrance on Your Majesty's body is so fragrant and refreshing that it really makes this old slave reluctant to leave."

"Well, well said!"

Li Yuan nodded with great satisfaction.

Qin Huaiyu's eyes almost popped out when he saw the old chamberlain who was telling lies without even blushing.

"I thought I was as thick-skinned as a city wall, but I didn't expect someone to be even thicker-skinned than me." Qin Huaiyu said quietly.

"Don't talk nonsense." Liu Quan, the old chamberlain, said, "Our family is loyal to His Majesty and never lies or deceives."

"You're telling lies with your eyes open, but you're not lying." Qin Huaiyu secretly cursed.

"Qin Huaiyu, don't change the subject."

Li Yuan said: "What do you think of my Tai Chi Palace?"

"Magnificent and majestic, it looks like a great country at first glance!" Qin Huaiyu replied without hesitation.

"So, do you want to sit here?"

Li Yuan asked with a smile.

"What do you mean?" Qin Huaiyu was stunned for a moment.

"Look there."

Li Yuan pointed to the empty dragon chair and said with a chuckle: "As long as you sit there, you are the only master in the world, and no one can be above you."

"How are you, are you excited?"

Li Yuan seems to be a big bad wolf tempting Little Red Riding Hood, tempting Qin Huaiyu there.

"As long as you agree, I will help you ascend to the throne of emperor."

Qin Huaiyu followed the direction pointed by Li Yuan and looked straight at the dragon chair.

Li Yuan next to him still had a smiling face, but his eyes revealed the murderous intention hidden deep in the dark.

"How about it, have you thought about it?"

Li Yuan was like a cautious cat, examining all the details without any hurry.

Suddenly, Qin Huaiyu turned his head.

What shocked Li Yuan was that there was no greed or desire in Qin Huaiyu's eyes as he imagined, but instead a kind of

Looking like a fool? ! !

"What do you mean?" Li Yuan felt that he was despised.

"Your Majesty, please stop joking with me."

Qin Huaiyu rolled his eyes.

"Do you think I am a fool?"

"I get up earlier than a pig, go to bed later than a dog, and have to be a doormat every day..."

"emperor?"

"Not even a dog!"

(End of this chapter)