After nuclear sewage, I can hear the voices of plants

Chapter 2 "The Noisy Vegetable Garden"

With an angry curse, the whole courtyard fell silent instantly. Zhao Dabai, who was still sleeping nearby, woke up suddenly. He raised his head and saw Jiang Yan beside the well, and hurriedly buried the remaining corn cobs in the soil.

"It's noisy every day. I open my mouth when I get clothes, but I still open my mouth when I get food!" Jiang Yan muttered in a low voice as he lowered his head and picked up a bucket of well water.

Catching a glimpse of Zhao Dabai on the side, Jiang Yan straightened up and shouted loudly.

"Zhao Dabai! Bring the water over."

Hearing Jiang Yan's call, Zhao Dabai got up, shook the dust off his body, then ran to the well and bit the handle of the bucket.

"Ok?"

As Zhao Dabai ran towards him step by step, Jiang Yan saw the corn kernels in the corner of Zhao Dabai's mouth.

"Did you eat corn secretly again?"

Pulling Zhao Dabai's ears, Jiang Yan looked directly into Zhao Dabai's eyes and asked.

The sudden change shocked Zhao Dabai's whole body, and his hind legs swayed as if they were not obeying his orders.

Feeling the pain in his ears, Zhao Dabai did not dare to raise his head and lowered his eyes to avoid sight.

However, this move confirmed the fact of Zhao Dabai's crime.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat it?"

Seeing Zhao Dabai's reaction, Jiang Yan kicked the former in the butt.

Although the force on his buttocks was not painful, it made Zhao Dabai run away and get up. Zhao Dabai ran towards the vegetable garden with the bucket in hand.

Looking at this scene, Jiang Yan did not catch up. She rinsed her mouth. Jiang Yan turned around and put the tooth cup back into the house. Then she walked to the bucket in the vegetable garden, scooped out a ladle of cold water and sprinkled it on the vegetables.

"So comfortable!"

"I'll drink! I'll drink, drink, drink!"

"It's so cool! It feels so good to drink water so early in the morning."

At some point, Jiang Yan could suddenly hear the voices of plants. The words were not complicated, but she could communicate simply.

At first, Jiang Yan thought she had a mental problem, but as experiments proved again and again, Jiang Yan finally realized that all of this was true.

Jiang Yan first felt it when he was reborn.

At that time, she was lying in the weeds, covered with scars. When she woke up, Jiang Yan suddenly heard an unfamiliar word.

"Hey? This bitch is awake!"

A very authentic Tianjin dialect.

With a splitting headache, she looked around for the source of the sound, but she only saw a pile of dead bones. At that time, Jiang Yan thought it was an auditory hallucination, but looking back now, she realized that she could already hear their voices at that time.

Although he could hear the sounds of plants, Zhao Dabai's voice could not be heard by Jiang Yan at all. He also tried other animals, but there was still no change.

Come to think of it, this ability might only be effective on plants.

"I really want to eat tomato scrambled eggs."

Looking at the tomatoes in front of her, Jiang Yan subconsciously recalled her previous experience as a chef.

"Sour and sweet, tender and juicy, perfect for rice!" Jiang Yan said to herself, pouting.

"What scrambled eggs?"

Upon hearing these words, a eunuch-like voice sounded from one of the tomato seedlings in the field.

"Tomato scrambled eggs, she wants to eat our little tomatoes!" replied a naive voice next to her.

"I just said why this woman is so diligent, she turns out to be greedy for our bodies!" Wen Zouzou's tone echoed from the side.

Jiang Yan, who was in a daze, was awakened by the sound. She came back to her senses and looked at the tomato seedlings in front of her, with a bunch of goosebumps appearing on her body.

After hastily watering the vegetable garden, Jiang Yan picked a cucumber and then returned to the well with the bucket. She still had a lot to do today.

"Ah! My melons!"

The seedlings from which the cucumbers were picked made a thin sound.

"What's the fuss about? What's wrong with eating your melon? Besides, you don't feel any pain." Rinse the cucumber with well water, then put the ginger smoke into your mouth and chew it.

The plants suddenly gained consciousness, which frightened Jiang Yan, a chef. She was afraid that there would be some ethical issues in picking them.

But after a long period of communication, they found that these fruits are more like secretions such as hair, sweat, and nails. As long as the seedlings are not damaged, there will be no problems.

"I feel like I'm losing my hair." Withered yellow vegetable leaves fell, and a cucumber seedling in the vegetable field said to itself.

The layout of this farm is relatively simple. In front of the house is a rectangular vegetable garden, separated by a gravel road in the middle. On the left side of the gravel road are tomatoes, cucumbers, beans and other types of vegetables.

On the right are corn and potatoes, the two staple foods. In front of the potatoes is an activity area several meters wide, where Jiang Yan built an earthen stove with loess and bricks.

It's not that the stove in the kitchen cannot be used, but because the lighting in the kitchen has become much dimmer since resources became scarce. As a chef, Jiang Yan has relatively high requirements for cooking, so he simply built a stove outside. .

After cleaning the pot, Jiang Yan poured half a bucket of well water into the pot, then walked to the vegetable garden, broke off two ears of corn, and threw them into the pot from a distance.

"Hey! I'm sleeping, who kid broke my corn cob?" The corn stalk, which is more than two meters tall, spoke with a pure northeastern accent.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Yan turned around and said with a cold voice: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Yan's voice penetrated, making the Northeast Corn instantly calm down: "I was thinking it was Zhao Dabai, but I didn't see it was you. Didn't I just wake up? My eyesight is not working well."

"Boss, let me tell you, last night, Zhao Dabai came to break off my brother's corn stick again. Now my brothers can't sleep well every night. Boss, you have to clean up that bear thing!"

Seeing Jiang Yan's serious face, Cornstalk changed the subject with tears in his eyes.

"I've been kicked, I've been kicked." After waving his hand, Jiang Yan left the cornfield perfunctorily.

It's not that Jiang Yan doesn't want to take care of Zhao Dabai's secret eating. He really can't control it. A growing bear can eat more in one meal than Jiang Yan can in a week.

Jiang Yan, who was short of resources, couldn't afford this. Fortunately, Zhao Dabai often went to the small river not far ahead to fish, otherwise Jiang Yan would have had no choice.

"Bring me two fish!" Seeing Zhao Dabai sneaking towards the door, Jiang Yan stood up and shouted loudly.

Zhao Dabai, who was on tiptoe, was so frightened by Jiang Yan that he timidly nodded to Jiang Yan, and then ran out of the door as if he was running away.

Ignoring Zhao Dabai, Jiang Yan sat on the bluestone, picked up the wooden boards and assembled them.

The big hole in the roof must be dealt with as soon as possible. Fortunately, it has not rained during this period. If it rained, the living room would be a mess, which lazy Jiang Yan couldn't even think about.

Jiang Yan collected a pile of wooden boards from his neighbor's house before, and even demolished other people's warehouses. In this way, he could barely scrape together enough wood to repair the roof.

With the disappearance of civilization, the wood that was previously usable has become moldy and rotten, and most of it is no longer usable.

"Grumble!"

After working for an unknown amount of time, the water in the pot surged. Jiang Yan, who smelled the fragrance, put down the hammer in his hand, stood up, patted the sawdust on his body, and then opened the lid of the pot.

Stretching out his hand to fan away the steam in front of him, Jiang Yan took out his chopsticks and stuck them in the corn, then sat on the Taishi's chair and ate happily.

"Bang!"

Just as Jiang Yan picked up another ear of corn, the farm door was suddenly knocked open. Jiang Yan, who was eating corn, looked at the door in shock!With an angry curse, the whole courtyard fell silent instantly. Zhao Dabai, who was still sleeping nearby, woke up suddenly. He raised his head and saw Jiang Yan beside the well, and hurriedly buried the remaining corn cobs in the soil. "It's noisy every day. I open my mouth when I get clothes, but I still open my mouth when I get food!" Jiang Yan muttered in a low voice as he lowered his head and picked up a bucket of well water.

Catching a glimpse of Zhao Dabai on the side, Jiang Yan straightened up and shouted loudly.

"Zhao Dabai! Bring the water over."

Hearing Jiang Yan's call, Zhao Dabai got up, shook the dust off his body, then ran to the well and bit the handle of the bucket.

"Ok?"

As Zhao Dabai ran towards him step by step, Jiang Yan saw the corn kernels in the corner of Zhao Dabai's mouth.

"Did you eat corn secretly again?"

Pulling Zhao Dabai's ears, Jiang Yan looked directly into Zhao Dabai's eyes and asked.

The sudden change shocked Zhao Dabai's whole body, and his hind legs swayed as if they were not obeying his orders.

Feeling the pain in his ears, Zhao Dabai did not dare to raise his head and lowered his eyes to avoid sight.

However, this move confirmed the fact of Zhao Dabai's crime.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat it?"

Seeing Zhao Dabai's reaction, Jiang Yan kicked the former in the butt.

Although the force on his buttocks was not painful, it made Zhao Dabai run away and get up. Zhao Dabai ran towards the vegetable garden with the bucket in hand.

Looking at this scene, Jiang Yan did not catch up. She rinsed her mouth. Jiang Yan turned around and put the tooth cup back into the house. Then she walked to the bucket in the vegetable garden, scooped out a ladle of cold water and sprinkled it on the vegetables.

"So comfortable!"

"I'll drink! I'll drink, drink, drink!"

"It's so cool! It feels so good to drink water so early in the morning."

At some point, Jiang Yan could suddenly hear the voices of plants. The words were not complicated, but she could communicate simply.

At first, Jiang Yan thought she had a mental problem, but as experiments proved again and again, Jiang Yan finally realized that all of this was true.

Jiang Yan first felt it when he was reborn.

At that time, she was lying in the weeds, covered with scars. When she woke up, Jiang Yan suddenly heard an unfamiliar word.

"Hey? This bitch is awake!"

A very authentic Tianjin dialect.

With a splitting headache, she looked around for the source of the sound, but she only saw a pile of dead bones. At that time, Jiang Yan thought it was an auditory hallucination, but looking back now, she realized that she could already hear their voices at that time.

Although he could hear the sounds of plants, Zhao Dabai's voice could not be heard by Jiang Yan at all. He also tried other animals, but there was still no change.

Come to think of it, this ability might only be effective on plants.

"I really want to eat tomato scrambled eggs."

Looking at the tomatoes in front of her, Jiang Yan subconsciously recalled her previous experience as a chef.

"Sour and sweet, tender and juicy, perfect for rice!" Jiang Yan said to herself, pouting.

"What scrambled eggs?"

Upon hearing these words, a eunuch-like voice sounded from one of the tomato seedlings in the field.

"Tomato scrambled eggs, she wants to eat our little tomatoes!" replied a naive voice next to her.

"I just said why this woman is so diligent, she turns out to be greedy for our bodies!" Wen Zouzou's tone echoed from the side.

Jiang Yan, who was in a daze, was awakened by the sound. She came back to her senses and looked at the tomato seedlings in front of her, with a bunch of goosebumps appearing on her body.

After hastily watering the vegetable garden, Jiang Yan picked a cucumber and then returned to the well with the bucket. She still had a lot to do today.

"Ah! My melons!"

The seedlings from which the cucumbers were picked made a thin sound.

"What's the fuss about? What's wrong with eating your melon? Besides, you don't feel any pain." Rinse the cucumber with well water, then put the ginger smoke into your mouth and chew it.

The plants suddenly gained consciousness, which frightened Jiang Yan, a chef. She was afraid that there would be some ethical issues in picking them.

But after a long period of communication, they found that these fruits are more like secretions such as hair, sweat, and nails. As long as the seedlings are not damaged, there will be no problems.

"I feel like I'm losing my hair." Withered yellow vegetable leaves fell, and a cucumber seedling in the vegetable field said to itself.

The layout of this farm is relatively simple. In front of the house is a rectangular vegetable garden, separated by a gravel road in the middle. On the left side of the gravel road are tomatoes, cucumbers, beans and other types of vegetables.

On the right are corn and potatoes, the two staple foods. In front of the potatoes is an activity area several meters wide, where Jiang Yan built an earthen stove with loess and bricks.

It's not that the stove in the kitchen cannot be used, but because the lighting in the kitchen has become much dimmer since resources became scarce. As a chef, Jiang Yan has relatively high requirements for cooking, so he simply built a stove outside. .

After cleaning the pot, Jiang Yan poured half a bucket of well water into the pot, then walked to the vegetable garden, broke off two ears of corn, and threw them into the pot from a distance.

"Hey! I'm sleeping, who kid broke my corn cob?" The corn stalk, which is more than two meters tall, spoke with a pure northeastern accent.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Yan turned around and said with a cold voice: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Yan's voice penetrated, making the Northeast Corn instantly calm down: "I was thinking it was Zhao Dabai, but I didn't see it was you. Didn't I just wake up? My eyesight is not working well."

"Boss, let me tell you, last night, Zhao Dabai came to break off my brother's corn stick again. Now my brothers can't sleep well every night. Boss, you have to clean up that bear thing!"

Seeing Jiang Yan's serious face, Cornstalk changed the subject with tears in his eyes.

"I've been kicked, I've been kicked." After waving his hand, Jiang Yan left the cornfield perfunctorily.

It's not that Jiang Yan doesn't want to take care of Zhao Dabai's secret eating. He really can't control it. A growing bear can eat more in one meal than Jiang Yan can in a week.

Jiang Yan, who was short of resources, couldn't afford this. Fortunately, Zhao Dabai often went to the small river not far ahead to fish, otherwise Jiang Yan would have had no choice.

"Bring me two fish!" Seeing Zhao Dabai sneaking towards the door, Jiang Yan stood up and shouted loudly.

Zhao Dabai, who was on tiptoe, was so frightened by Jiang Yan that he timidly nodded to Jiang Yan, and then ran out of the door as if he was running away.

Ignoring Zhao Dabai, Jiang Yan sat on the bluestone, picked up the wooden boards and assembled them.

The big hole in the roof must be dealt with as soon as possible. Fortunately, it has not rained during this period. If it rained, the living room would be a mess, which lazy Jiang Yan couldn't even think about.

Jiang Yan collected a pile of wooden boards from his neighbor's house before, and even demolished other people's warehouses. In this way, he could barely scrape together enough wood to repair the roof.

With the disappearance of civilization, the wood that was previously usable has become moldy and rotten, and most of it is no longer usable.

"Grumble!"

After working for an unknown amount of time, the water in the pot surged. Jiang Yan, who smelled the fragrance, put down the hammer in his hand, stood up, patted the sawdust on his body, and then opened the lid of the pot.

Stretching out his hand to fan away the steam in front of him, Jiang Yan took out his chopsticks and stuck them in the corn, then sat on the Taishi's chair and ate happily.

"Bang!"

Just as Jiang Yan picked up another ear of corn, the farm door was suddenly knocked open. Jiang Yan, who was eating corn, looked at the door in shock!
(End of this chapter)