Fortune tellers give eggs, the stepmother is a Taoist boss

Chapter 83 Underwater Marriage
Jiang Fuyuan glanced outside. Outside was a scene similar to a countryside. The ground was covered with soft white sand, and clusters of low vegetation grew scattered around.

Looking up, the top of my head is not the usual sky, but rippling water, pressing low in the sky more than ten meters high, but not flowing downward.

The people carrying the sedan chair and playing music all have strange looks, some have the head of a horse and the body of a fish, some have a human body with eight legs, and some are simply two unrelated creatures roughly spliced ​​together, with a circle of teeth and claws stitched together on the belly. imprint.

The only thing all the monsters have in common is that their faces are pale and their expressions are dull. They all look at Jiang Fuyuan in unison, their empty eyes sending chills down people's spines.

"What are you looking at? If you look at me again, I'll pluck out your eyeballs." Jiang Fuyuan was even more expressionless than them, looking back rudely.

Monsters: ...

How is she different from the previous brides!She is so arrogant!

The next moment, Jiang Fuyuan showed them what it means to be more arrogant.

I saw her lift the sedan curtain, get off the sedan, turn around and look at it for a moment, then use her hands to lift the bright red word "囍" on the sedan door. She did not lift it for a few times, then went around to the back of the sedan, and saw the dark I tried to pull the word "Dian" again with great interest, but it still didn't move.

"There's a wedding sedan in front and a coffin in the back? Welcoming the bride and going out to the funeral together, right? It's quite creative."

After commenting, she clapped her hands, dusted off the dust, and got back into the sedan.

No matter if he is a monster or not, getting married or being buried, the soldiers will come to cover up the water and the soil. Jiang Fuyuan kicked the car: "Let's go, you just stood there stupidly and missed the right time. Be careful that your master will chop you down!"

Monsters: ...

After all, it was the master's coercion that was more terrifying. After Jiang Fuyuan threatened, the monsters really picked up the sedan again and continued to move forward.

Only this time there was no suona that could pierce the ears with the magic sound, and the only sound was the rustling sound of stepping on the sand.

Jiang Fuyuan sat in the rickety sedan, looking down at her new outfit.

She was wearing a red dress embroidered with colorful phoenixes, which was more gorgeous than the one worn by the sacrificial girl. Her hair was also combed into a delicate bun, filled with phoenix hairpins, and tassels and pearls collided with each other as the sedan swayed, making a clanging sound. It looks like a real thing that was expensive to make.

[Mogan River God is quite rich, but if he dresses like this for sacrifices, he doesn’t really want to get married, right? 】

Jiang Fuyuan propped up her chin and guessed.

[I actually met a demon who likes to grind mirrors, so Huang Shuxun changed back to her original shape because her essence was sucked away by the God of Mogan River? 】

She suddenly felt that Zhai Jinzu's head was green.

Just as she was sighing, the monsters finally arrived at their destination, and the sedan landed steadily on the sand.

A soft tentacle rolled up the door curtain and invited Jiang Fuyuan to get off the sedan.

Jiang Fuyuan slowly stepped out of the sedan chair and looked around. She stood in front of a magnificent hall, surrounded by desert. A gust of wind blew up the fine sand, which felt strange under the pressure of the thick water wall above her head.

"Can there be wind under the water?" Jiang Fuyuan murmured.

The monsters turned around, carrying the empty sedan, and planned to go back.

"Wait a minute." Jiang Fuyuan called them, "Where's the person who picks up the bride? Where's the matchmaker? Where's the bride? Isn't there someone who should pick up the bride after the wedding?"

Monsters: ...

"Inside..." A monster with a human face and a snake body suddenly spoke. His voice was dry and weird, and he seemed to rarely speak human words. "The master is inside, waiting for you."

"Just let me walk in alone?" Jiang Fuyuan said in disbelief, "Don't you know that the bride's feet cannot touch the ground before passing through the door! Touching the ground means bringing bad luck!"

Monsters: ...Do you want to listen to what you are saying? Your feet have already touched the ground!
Jiang Fuyuan took a few steps to get on the sedan again, stuck her head out of the window and shouted: "Why are you standing there in a daze! Send me to your master quickly! Otherwise I will let your master kill you all!"

The monsters hesitated for a moment and looked at each other. After all, they couldn't see any idea in the different faces of their companions.

The monster with a human face and a snake body finally sighed and said: "Go in." Then the monsters changed direction and walked into the hall carrying the sedan.

The main hall is decorated as a wedding hall, and every part is decorated exactly like the auditorium where mortals worship heaven and earth. Festive red silk is hung all over the pillars, various melons and fruits wedding candies are placed on the dark mahogany table, and the dragon and phoenix candles are dancing with fire, making the whole hall full of joy.

If only it weren't so quiet in the wedding hall.

The sedan landed steadily in front of the wedding table. This time, the monsters turned around and left without waiting for Jiang Fuyuan to speak. They didn't even want the sedan.

"Hey!" Jiang Fuyuan shouted at the monsters' backs, "You just left me here? Where are the people!"

"Hehe." A thin laugh came from behind, "The bride is here."

Jiang Fuyuan turned around, and a pair of long snow-white ears appeared in front of her eyes, hanging down on both sides of a pale face.

A slender woman wearing red clothes and brocade shoes is floating in the air.

Jiang Fuyuan narrowed his eyes and looked at her. She had rabbit ears, three-petal lips, and a black cloth belt tied around her eyes.

[Is it a blind rabbit demon? 】

No, Jiang Fuyuan immediately rejected her previous judgment. She saw a strong ghostly aura behind the woman.

It's a half-demon and half-ghost thing.

The half-ghost rabbit demon giggled and floated towards Jiang Fuyuan. Its three-petal mouth moved and sang "Bride, bride, get a groom and give birth to children..."

Jiang Fuyuan raised her eyebrows: "Isn't it you and me?"

The half-ghost rabbit demon was stunned, as if he didn't understand the meaning of Jiang Fuyuan's words, and stopped straight in the air without moving.

"Don't you want to marry me?" Jiang Fuyuan asked again patiently.

The half-ghost rabbit demon hesitated for a moment, then moved its three-petal mouth, "Only the bride and the groom can have children. I want a child."

She thought Jiang Fuyuan didn't understand, so she stretched out her paw and waved it in the air. A monster with a human upper body and four hooves walked in outside the door. Judging from the human characteristics, this monster was a man.

"Hee hee, the groom is here, he is taking him to the bridal chamber..." The half-ghost rabbit demon giggled, "Have a baby, I want a new baby~"

Jiang Fuyuan: ...It's still a reproductive cancer.

Rabbits have an instinctive passion for reproduction. I didn't expect this half-ghost rabbit demon to force others to give birth to her. It's so perverted.

To deal with perverts, you must use perverted methods. Jiang Fuyuan relied on the fact that the half-ghost rabbit demon in front of him could not see it, so he started to tell lies with his eyes open: "But I am a man."

Half-ghost rabbit demon:? ? ?
"You know, right?" Jiang Fuyuan said slowly, "Men and women cannot have children."

The half-ghost rabbit demon was silent for a moment, then hesitantly said: "Your voice... is female."

"I'm pretending, just listen." Jiang Fuyuan lowered his voice and imitated a deep male voice, "You asked the people for a bride and they couldn't find a suitable woman, so you asked me to soften my voice and pretend to be a woman. "

Rabbits don't have a big brain. The half-ghost rabbit demon was fooled by her like this, and she really began to wonder if she had been deceived. A human had used a man to pretend to be the bride she wanted.

"Ahhhh - cunning human!" The half-ghost rabbit demon was so angry that he suddenly heard the dull sound of rolling water outside the hall. The rumbling sound of water echoed and intertwined, like layers of muffled thunder rolling above his head.

The energy of the big demon's anger was huge, and the four-hoofed monster man immediately succumbed to the powerful pressure and lay on the ground and vomited a mouthful of blood in pain.

Jiang Fuyuan acted like a normal person, picking up an apple on the wedding table and biting it without any scruples.

"Don't be angry." After chewing twice, she sucked the juice in her mouth while giving advice, "Aren't you a mother? Just come to the bridal chamber with me."

(End of this chapter)