Mr. Shen’s little monster-catching wife

“After the ceremony in Hades, you are my only woman.

Everyone except you is a prostitute. Don’t I understand this commandment? "

Shen Mohan's eyes darkened, and he pinched Su Jinyan's chin with his hand, tightening it unconsciously, causing me to avoid the pain with a smile.

"Don't imitate Wichang Po! If you dare to let my backyard catch fire, see how I deal with you!"

He held Su Jinyan's chin and raised it slightly, leaned over and kissed her...

After a long time, he reluctantly left a little bit, looking like he was not satisfied.

With his strong and slender fingers, he gently lifted up Su Jinyan's pajamas. Before he could start, Su Jinyan raised his hand to stop him.

"You still want it? The baby is about to protest! It's already July and he will be born soon..."

Shen Mohan sighed slightly, let go of his hand, and lay on his side.

"It's good to have them. These two little ones grow up really slowly..."

"Is it slow? It's more than a month slower than ordinary people, but spiritual fetuses should be slower, right? How long does it take for a god to be pregnant?"

Su Jinyan raised his hand and placed it on his bulging belly, turned to look at Shen Mohan and asked.

Hearing this, Shen Mohan felt extremely speechless.

"Silly girl, where did your book go? How did the gods become pregnant!"

"Oh, right!"

Su Jinyan smiled awkwardly. She was really stupid for being pregnant for three years!

Immortals practice pure yang and refine the filthy matter, leaving only a ball of yang energy. The yang energy is light and floating and belongs to the sky. This is the so-called enlightenment and immortality. From then on, it is no longer in the five elements, free from the shackles of yin and yang, and is not subject to the suffering of reincarnation. , as long as you cultivate your nature and cultivate your energy, get rid of distracting thoughts at the right time, in order to avoid too many disasters.

Only the harmony of yin and yang can give birth to all things, so gods are actually the same as the underworld. How can they give birth to children? Otherwise, wouldn't the great gods of thousands of years have given birth to the children of a country?

No wonder the gods in fairy tales always want to descend to the mortal world, or be reborn as humans and then give birth to children in an indescribable way.

"Now you know why there are so many bored old men waiting for you to have children, right?"

The corners of Shen Mohan's mouth twitched, a little dissatisfied with the attitude of those great gods who liked to hear and see.

"I didn't know before, but now I know..." I nodded.

"So, let these two things out quickly, they are really in the way!"

"Then after the baby is born, let's take birth control measures! This way, we won't have to--"

When Shen Mohan heard what Su Jinyan said, he immediately glanced over with a cold gaze and spoke word by word.

"Don't even think about it."

Su Jinyan: "..."

She really wanted to cry. Why was he so authoritarian in this matter?

"Don't be lazy, just give birth once and stop giving birth?"

An evil smile curled up at the corner of his lips, and his fingers traced the curve of Su Jinyan's belly.

"Although the waiting time is difficult, I quite like seeing you like this..."

Su Jinyan: "..."

She looked at the ceiling speechlessly.

Who should she complain to, Shenxiao Jiuchen or the Heavenly Immortal Family?

Shen Mohan said he wouldn't watch it if he didn't want to, and forcefully hugged Su Jinyan to sleep until the alarm on her phone rang the next day.

Su Jinyan opened her eyes and saw Shen Mohan leaning on the bedside, looking at the photos of strange birds that he found last night.

"This ugly thing is a signpost on the path of evil spirits. It probably sneaked into the world to cause mischief."

Shen Mohan frowned and looked at the human-faced owl on the phone.

"This kind of monster from the underworld is the lowest level thing, just like a doorbell or a phone in your human world. It is a tool, but it only has the ability to think."

Su Jinyan nodded.

"Well, I plan to go and have a look. It has seen me in the Evil Ghost Path before, and maybe it knows whether I had a blood jade bracelet hanging on my wrist at that time...

Personally, I think it is not dead, but is possessing the little daughter of the family. I will go directly to capture it and question it. "

After putting away the phone, Shen Mohan half-hugged Su Jinyan, placed his sharp chin on the top of Su Jinyan's head, and sighed. "If it's inconvenient for you to have a bloated stomach, just stop running around. Just let Xiaoxiao do these things."

Hearing this, Su Jinyan shook his head.

"No, I have to go to matters related to the bracelet...

Didn't you say that you couldn't find it even after digging three feet into the ground? It must have been missing for a short period of time when I fell into the evil ghost realm.

When I saw this photo yesterday, I thought maybe I was picked up by this thing! "

"...Then I will send the undercover to follow you."

Shen Mohan looked at Su Jinyan's bulging belly and pondered for a moment before speaking.

"No need, it's hard for the underworld to appear in broad daylight. I'll go with Xiaoxiao. If everything goes well, we'll be back tonight."

Su Jinyan paused and then added.

“And I can ask the local landowner to help me.”

"You……"

Shen Mohan chuckled and shook his head. He stood up and was about to drive. He bent down and pressed a kiss on the corner of Su Jinyan's lips and whispered.

"Don't be embarrassed to order them around. You are my wife. It is their duty for them to be respectful to you and obey your orders. Do you understand?"

"it is good!"

Su Jinyan looked at Shen Mohan's gradually fading figure with crooked eyebrows, and her chest was filled with happiness.

……

When Su Jinyan arrived at the shop owner's home, he heard the sound of pots, pots and bowls being smashed from the yard before he even entered.

A ghostly atmosphere filled the small farmyard, and passing villagers hurried past his door.

Guo Xiaoxiao stopped the villagers and asked them about the family's situation.

The villagers cursed in disgust.

"This must be a psychotic episode! He keeps making noise at home all day long!"

"I think it's a ghost! He suddenly changed to a different person."

"What kind of ghost is there? His old man has been on the battlefield and killed enemies. What kind of ghost dares to come to his house? You should go see a doctor quickly!"

Listening to the villagers' discussion, Su Jinyan stood in front of the closed door and saw that the door god posted on the door was torn.

After asking, Guo Xiaoxiao went up to the door and called for someone, but after calling for a long time, no one answered. Instead, the sound of throwing bowls and basins stopped.

"Let me dig in and take a look."

Guo Xiaoxiao said impatiently.

But just as she was about to climb over the wall, the door opened with a roar, and an old man with white hair and beard stared at him angrily.

"Where did you little brat dare to climb my wall?"

"You have a crazy girl at home, who would dare to climb the wall of your house!"

Guo Xiaoxiao curled his lips and immediately shouted back.

"Master, please don't be angry!"

Su Jinyan stepped forward and said with a calm smile.

"We were invited by your eldest son. I didn't see you opening the door after knocking on the door for a long time, and there was the sound of pots and pans being thrown to the floor. That's why my sister decided to go in and have a look."

The old man looked at Su Jinyan and saw her standing at the door of his house with a bulging belly and wondered.

"My eldest son invites you to come and see me? In all my years of living, I have never seen a pregnant woman come to see my family!"

"Don't underestimate my sister, she is a powerful Kun Dao.

As long as my sister steps into your house, she will avoid all kinds of monsters and ghosts. If you don’t believe me, try it. "

Guo Xiaoxiao raised his chin and spoke proudly.