showdown!I dominate the world of immortality by eating melons
Chapter 117 Forget about signing the contract
Lin Wan turned around and saw that Dashuai Bi's face was very serious. He was not joking or sarcastic. It was really like a human being considering whether to eat steamed or braised food at night.
Lin Wan secretly complained in her heart, I know this question!If you eat a piece of meat and live for 100 years, isn't that what Tang Monk's meat looks like?
shock!It turns out that her master is actually the character of Monk Tang!
However, in this case, Master can really survive for a while...
The master and apprentice exchanged some incoherent codes, and after reaching some kind of agreement, Lin Wan bid farewell to Yan Ziyao with tears in her eyes.
After leaving the courtyard, Big Shuaibi and the little tiger cub were already gearing up, eager to try, and ready to go!
"However, this is my second time to explore the outside world. The last time was 1000 years ago. I can't remember the details clearly. I still have to make preparations!"
As Dashuai said, he was about to go back to his home to pack his things. Lin Wan stopped him:
"I would like to remind you that I don't know what the world of immortality was like 1000 years ago, but now... if you go out like this, you may attract others' attention."
"Oh? Is it because my cultivation is too strong?"
"No, it's just because you are so handsome! You are uniquely handsome and stand out from the crowd, especially your eyes. It is easy for people to tell that you are a monster..."
The handsome man's eyes lit up, and he immediately misunderstood: "It seems that you, the human pet, also have a crush on me. Don't worry, our two babies will definitely grow more beautiful."
The surroundings seemed to be quiet for a moment.
Lin Wan wanted to slap herself at that time, but she couldn't speak out of her mind!
"No, you misunderstood, that's not what I meant..."
Dashuai Bi completely ignored what she said next and walked away with a sway in his steps.
After Dashuai Bi left, Greedy Wolf emerged tremblingly.
However, it didn't even dare to show up, it just talked to Lin Wan in her mind.
"Sister, you are careless! Do you really want to take these two monsters out?"
"Otherwise?" Lin Wan shrugged helplessly.
"You don't know that this secret realm of flowers is like a ban set by the ancient immortals to prevent those dangerous monsters from harming the world! If you let them out and have a few cubs with them, then you will A sinner for the ages!”
Greedy Wolf's voice actually sounded quite serious. Lin Wan was about to explode with anger. How dare this sword spirit rub salt into her heartache?
"Sister, don't worry, I want to remind you that you'd better make a contract with them at this time!"
"Although the contract's ability to restrain monsters is average, it's still better than nothing!"
"Also, that guy's cultivation is as good as the sky. I really can't show up again, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous..."
Lin Wan still wanted to hear what "unthinkable" was going on, but Tanlang's voice stopped abruptly.
At the same time, Dashuai Bi appeared behind Lin Wan at some point.
"Do you have a sword spirit?"
He said such words lightly, but it was enough to make Lin Wan almost have a heart attack in an instant.
"Cats make no sound when they walk. Does the same thing happen to tigers?"
Lin Wan comforted her little heart, and then heard the commander raise his lips and smile: "What's wrong, you feel guilty?"
"No, nothing! By the way, what's your name? We don't seem to know each other's names yet, hahaha!"
Changing the subject is a bad idea, but it works.
When Marshal Bi heard this, he was a little depressed: "I don't have a name, everyone calls me Da Lang."
"Da Lang?" Lin Wan's mouth twitched, "This name is too casual, let me change your name!" Dashuai Bi frowned, then smiled: "I have never heard of a pet naming its owner. , interesting. Well, tell me, what name should I change?"
Lin Wan's face fell. She originally wanted to give him a name worthy of his skin. But hearing that this guy was getting more and more serious, she instantly had some evil thoughts.
"Just call him 'Tiger Dalang'."
After the little tiger cub heard this, a question slowly popped up in his mind: Is there any difference?
Tiger Dalang nodded, as if it didn't matter, and asked: "What about you? What's your name? Or what name did Xiaoba give you? What name do you plan to give Xiaoba? Both of you are called 'Xiaoba' Eight', it's really weird."
Lin Wan replied: "My name is Lin Wan, and his name is Zai Zai."
Tiger Dalang shook his head: "It doesn't sound good, I'll give you a new name, call it 'Tiger Little Girl', which means - you are mine."
Seeing him grinning with his snow-white teeth and smiling so openly, Lin Wan felt ashamed again. What was going on with the overbearing aura that was about to overflow the screen?
However, she had more important things on her mind and had no time to continue talking nonsense with him.
"Let's continue the topic we just talked about. If you go out from here like this, you will easily attract others' attention."
"In addition to your outstanding appearance, it is also because of your special status! You are monsters, and there are only humans outside. This ratio is completely reversed!"
"When the time comes, I'm afraid that if someone catches you, I'll..."
"Caught by someone?" Tiger Dalang narrowed his eyes, raised his lips and smiled, "If you are so weak, why are you going out?"
This means you didn’t take her words seriously at all!
"Wait, by the way, what do you want to do when you go out?" Lin Wan stopped him and asked seriously.
The little tiger cub replied: "Ouch~ (I told you earlier, we want to see the world!)"
Tiger Dalang replied: "It is a disaster for the world!"
As soon as he said these words, Lin Wan and the little tiger cub's eyes widened, and their heads were filled with exclamation marks.
Are you so direct when riding a horse?
"Forget it then... I take back what I said before, I will only take a tiger cub out! You... think of it yourself, I am not responsible!"
Lin Wan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
The next second, she suddenly fell into a hug.
The light scent of grass instantly filled her breath, and before Lin Wan could scream, Hu Dalang's enlarged version of his handsome face had already filled her entire field of vision, with an evil smile on his face.
"It seems that you want to choose one?"
"Ahhhh-"
Lin Wan went crazy.
When the little tiger cub saw that Lin Wan was about to be taken away by Tiger Dalang, he quickly rushed over with teeth and claws bared, waving his little fist at Tiger Dalang "oooooooo".
"Okay, okay, Zai Zai, I have no other choice. You know, my estrus period is coming soon, and this little human girl is so cute, it's hard for me not to think about it..."
"In that case, let's just sign a contract. When we get to the outside world, we'll keep each other in check, okay?"
These words were like a soul-reviving pill that finally brought Lin Wan back from the brink of collapse.
She nodded with tears in her eyes and said through gritted teeth: "Sign!"
Lin Wan secretly complained in her heart, I know this question!If you eat a piece of meat and live for 100 years, isn't that what Tang Monk's meat looks like?
shock!It turns out that her master is actually the character of Monk Tang!
However, in this case, Master can really survive for a while...
The master and apprentice exchanged some incoherent codes, and after reaching some kind of agreement, Lin Wan bid farewell to Yan Ziyao with tears in her eyes.
After leaving the courtyard, Big Shuaibi and the little tiger cub were already gearing up, eager to try, and ready to go!
"However, this is my second time to explore the outside world. The last time was 1000 years ago. I can't remember the details clearly. I still have to make preparations!"
As Dashuai said, he was about to go back to his home to pack his things. Lin Wan stopped him:
"I would like to remind you that I don't know what the world of immortality was like 1000 years ago, but now... if you go out like this, you may attract others' attention."
"Oh? Is it because my cultivation is too strong?"
"No, it's just because you are so handsome! You are uniquely handsome and stand out from the crowd, especially your eyes. It is easy for people to tell that you are a monster..."
The handsome man's eyes lit up, and he immediately misunderstood: "It seems that you, the human pet, also have a crush on me. Don't worry, our two babies will definitely grow more beautiful."
The surroundings seemed to be quiet for a moment.
Lin Wan wanted to slap herself at that time, but she couldn't speak out of her mind!
"No, you misunderstood, that's not what I meant..."
Dashuai Bi completely ignored what she said next and walked away with a sway in his steps.
After Dashuai Bi left, Greedy Wolf emerged tremblingly.
However, it didn't even dare to show up, it just talked to Lin Wan in her mind.
"Sister, you are careless! Do you really want to take these two monsters out?"
"Otherwise?" Lin Wan shrugged helplessly.
"You don't know that this secret realm of flowers is like a ban set by the ancient immortals to prevent those dangerous monsters from harming the world! If you let them out and have a few cubs with them, then you will A sinner for the ages!”
Greedy Wolf's voice actually sounded quite serious. Lin Wan was about to explode with anger. How dare this sword spirit rub salt into her heartache?
"Sister, don't worry, I want to remind you that you'd better make a contract with them at this time!"
"Although the contract's ability to restrain monsters is average, it's still better than nothing!"
"Also, that guy's cultivation is as good as the sky. I really can't show up again, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous..."
Lin Wan still wanted to hear what "unthinkable" was going on, but Tanlang's voice stopped abruptly.
At the same time, Dashuai Bi appeared behind Lin Wan at some point.
"Do you have a sword spirit?"
He said such words lightly, but it was enough to make Lin Wan almost have a heart attack in an instant.
"Cats make no sound when they walk. Does the same thing happen to tigers?"
Lin Wan comforted her little heart, and then heard the commander raise his lips and smile: "What's wrong, you feel guilty?"
"No, nothing! By the way, what's your name? We don't seem to know each other's names yet, hahaha!"
Changing the subject is a bad idea, but it works.
When Marshal Bi heard this, he was a little depressed: "I don't have a name, everyone calls me Da Lang."
"Da Lang?" Lin Wan's mouth twitched, "This name is too casual, let me change your name!" Dashuai Bi frowned, then smiled: "I have never heard of a pet naming its owner. , interesting. Well, tell me, what name should I change?"
Lin Wan's face fell. She originally wanted to give him a name worthy of his skin. But hearing that this guy was getting more and more serious, she instantly had some evil thoughts.
"Just call him 'Tiger Dalang'."
After the little tiger cub heard this, a question slowly popped up in his mind: Is there any difference?
Tiger Dalang nodded, as if it didn't matter, and asked: "What about you? What's your name? Or what name did Xiaoba give you? What name do you plan to give Xiaoba? Both of you are called 'Xiaoba' Eight', it's really weird."
Lin Wan replied: "My name is Lin Wan, and his name is Zai Zai."
Tiger Dalang shook his head: "It doesn't sound good, I'll give you a new name, call it 'Tiger Little Girl', which means - you are mine."
Seeing him grinning with his snow-white teeth and smiling so openly, Lin Wan felt ashamed again. What was going on with the overbearing aura that was about to overflow the screen?
However, she had more important things on her mind and had no time to continue talking nonsense with him.
"Let's continue the topic we just talked about. If you go out from here like this, you will easily attract others' attention."
"In addition to your outstanding appearance, it is also because of your special status! You are monsters, and there are only humans outside. This ratio is completely reversed!"
"When the time comes, I'm afraid that if someone catches you, I'll..."
"Caught by someone?" Tiger Dalang narrowed his eyes, raised his lips and smiled, "If you are so weak, why are you going out?"
This means you didn’t take her words seriously at all!
"Wait, by the way, what do you want to do when you go out?" Lin Wan stopped him and asked seriously.
The little tiger cub replied: "Ouch~ (I told you earlier, we want to see the world!)"
Tiger Dalang replied: "It is a disaster for the world!"
As soon as he said these words, Lin Wan and the little tiger cub's eyes widened, and their heads were filled with exclamation marks.
Are you so direct when riding a horse?
"Forget it then... I take back what I said before, I will only take a tiger cub out! You... think of it yourself, I am not responsible!"
Lin Wan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.
The next second, she suddenly fell into a hug.
The light scent of grass instantly filled her breath, and before Lin Wan could scream, Hu Dalang's enlarged version of his handsome face had already filled her entire field of vision, with an evil smile on his face.
"It seems that you want to choose one?"
"Ahhhh-"
Lin Wan went crazy.
When the little tiger cub saw that Lin Wan was about to be taken away by Tiger Dalang, he quickly rushed over with teeth and claws bared, waving his little fist at Tiger Dalang "oooooooo".
"Okay, okay, Zai Zai, I have no other choice. You know, my estrus period is coming soon, and this little human girl is so cute, it's hard for me not to think about it..."
"In that case, let's just sign a contract. When we get to the outside world, we'll keep each other in check, okay?"
These words were like a soul-reviving pill that finally brought Lin Wan back from the brink of collapse.
She nodded with tears in her eyes and said through gritted teeth: "Sign!"
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