Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off

Chapter 110 Your Majesty, you don’t want to either.
Compared with previous years, the snow fell a little later this year. It was not until early December that the first snow of the year came belatedly.

Jiang Li wore the thick pajamas he bought recently. He sat on the sofa and turned on the computer leisurely. While waiting for the computer to turn on, he took a sip of the hot tea next to him in a bourgeois manner. It was chrysanthemum cassia tea and some rock sugar. , warm the stomach and delicious.

When the computer was turned on, she didn't rush to type. Instead, she picked up her phone and flipped through it. She originally planned to focus her career on writing books, but later she found that writing books seemed to be a dead end and she couldn't make much money at all.

Especially after testing the waters in the past few days, it was obvious that he was going to be on the shelves naked. Of course he was disappointed, but he had regained his original intention and was just messing around with Quanqin. Jiang Li could barely accept this disappointment.

While writing books and working hard, the short videos there are naturally not left behind. The so-called literary and stylistic aspects are blooming.

Moreover, short videos are better than writing books. In the past two days, someone came to her to advertise. She made a lot of money and earned 3000 yuan in advertising fees.

I can earn three thousand at a time. I can make more money in modern times!

Jiang Li raised his hand and clicked into the 'Jiang Jiang's Calligraphy Exchange Classroom' group. The merchant gave him so much money, so he at least asked the fans in the group if they had bought the merchant's stationery supplies.

As a result, the group was discussing politics again at this time.

It is said that the hot topics in group chats have always been divided into two types: driving and politics.

Driving is restricted in this group, or at least the speed is restricted, so things like political issues are unavoidable.

However, there were many people in the group, and even the key matters were complicated in content. Jiang Li roughly divided them into two factions - the historical faction and the modern faction.

Like discussing Liu Xiu and Wang Mang, Liu Chan traveled through time and became Zhao Gou. This belongs to the historical school. Talking about the recent situation in the Middle East and the Russia-Ukraine war, this belongs to the modern school.

Each and every one of them spoke clearly and logically, analyzing everything from astronomy, geography, military affairs, and government affairs. They also took the time to analyze human nature. If you want to put it in Daqi, I will not reward you for your official duties. I am sorry for what you discussed. So intense.

It's a pity that this is modern times, and this is a calligraphy group. These people are giving advice and writing passionately in the group. It's so lively, but why no one talks about calligraphy?

Jiang Li couldn't help but swipe at the phone screen and asked the question in his heart, "Why do I never see you guys talking about calligraphy?"

"Why are we talking about calligraphy in the group?"

"This is a calligraphy exchange group."

"What's the use of communicating in the group? How about Jiang Jiangqian come to be my tutor? Come to my house and let's have a good chat."

The national first-level protected waste was banned by the administrator for one hour.

Jiang Li: "?"

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At this moment, Lin Luo pushed the door in from the outside, dusted the snow on his shoulders, put the two couriers he had retrieved on the shoe cabinet, and lowered his head to change shoes.

"Why are you banning this person?"

"He's teasing you."

"Trick?"

Jiang Li looked slightly startled and looked at the news again. Didn't he just want to ask her to be a tutor and then exchange calligraphy with her?
Inviting a husband to teach at home is very common in Daqi, but in modern times it has become a form of teasing?

"Why didn't I see that he was teasing?"

"It's bad if you see it."

Jiang Li frowned, feeling that he didn't understand even more, so he simply asked: "You don't want me to be a tutor for this person?"

"Of course not. What, you want to go?"

"I don't want to go either."

"Then it's over. I bought a new pair of cotton slippers for each of us. Do you like it?"

Lin Luo ended the topic casually, opened the express package, took out two pairs of thick-soled cotton slippers, held them in his hand and shook them at Jiang Li. He said they were slippers, but they had uppers on the back, so they were not called slippers. So apt.

He didn't know what the scientific name of this kind of shoes was, but they generally called these shoes Mianwowo in the local dialect.

The large pair is gray blue, and the small pair is pink and white. They have the same shape, and they are all sharks with a cute style.

I don't like it at all. Just looking at this cute shape, Jiang Li was disgusted and frowned: "Why do you always like to buy such childish things?"

"How can you be so childish? This is a shark, how ferocious it is. And these slippers are very warm, you'll know when you put them on."

"I won't wear it, you can wear it yourself."

She refused quickly, but Lin Luo believed that she would definitely change into it. After all, the pink and white rabbit pajamas she was wearing now had rabbit ears on the hat. When she bought it back two days ago, she was also disgusted with it, but Isn’t it delicious after all?

He put on his slippers silently, then walked over with another pair of slippers, and said as he walked: "It's cold now, and you always feel cold hands and feet on weekdays. I specially selected them for you online. You see, this kind The slippers have an upper at the back that can wrap your whole foot, and the color matches your pajamas very well.”

Lin Luo sat down next to her, put the slippers at Jiang Li's feet, and then advised: "No matter what, you put it on first and try it on. At worst, you can take it off after you try it on,"

It's the same thing again, what he said when he bought this rabbit pajamas two days ago. Jiang Li was silent for a while, and finally moved back, stretched out his little feet wrapped in thick cotton socks from the slippers, and then Reaching into these new slippers.

Lin Luo looked down at the side and asked, "How are you doing? Are you warm?"

".Very warm."

Compared with the previous pair of cotton slippers, these shoes are indeed much warmer and the heels will not feel cold.

By the way, it’s okay for him to know that his hands are cold, but why does he also know that his feet are cold?

Jiang Li raised his eyes to look at him. After all, he didn't ask, and he had no intention of taking off his slippers. After all, it was really warm and smelled great again.

"What did you buy in that package?"

"Oh, I would have forgotten if you didn't tell me." As he spoke, Lin Luo opened the outer packaging and then opened the box inside. "It's cold, so I bought you some pairs of long johns."

Looking at the black, white, and flesh-colored so-called autumn trousers, Jiang Limu paused and said, "Aren't these stockings?"

"No, it's long johns."

Lin Luo corrected, these are definitely autumn trousers, I’m sure!

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Jiang Li took his mobile phone and searched Baidu, then turned the screen and showed him the pictures inside, and asked: "You said those are autumn pants, then what are they?"

"These are men's long johns."

"So you bought women's long johns?"

"Correct."

"You are clearly wearing stockings!"

Lin Luo looked solemn: "No, it's long trousers."

Looking at his serious expression, Jiang Li couldn't stand it any longer. All he could think about was being tricked into wearing stockings. He gritted his teeth and said, "Don't even think about lying to me again. I'm no longer who I was before!"

"I'm not lying to you. These are indeed long johns, not stockings. So, let me ask you a question, why do you think stockings are called stockings?"

“Because it’s made of silk, that’s why it’s called stockings.”

Lin Luo took out a pair of black 'long johns' from the box, "Here, touch it, they are made of velvet, not silk at all. There is a saying that people protect their legs when they are cold, and dogs protect their mouths when they are cold, so long johns are just for that. It’s here to keep your legs warm. It has fleece inside, so it’s very warm after you put it on.”

Looking at the off-white velvet layer there, and touching the material of the so-called long johns, Jiang Li almost believed it, "Really? Then why do they look exactly like stockings?"

"This is the subtlety of the design of these long johns. After wearing them, not only your legs will be warm, but your feet will also be warm."

"The weather is getting colder and colder. It's time to wear long johns. Although these things look a bit like stockings, don't judge a book by its cover. You judge pants by their appearance. No matter how similar they look, they can't hide that they are long johns. In fact, the key is that it keeps warm." At this point, Lin Luo put the 'long johns' back into the box, and then handed them to Jiang Li along with the box, "It's snowing and cold today, go to the house and pick out a pair to wear. Come on, don't freeze your legs, or you'll suffer from rheumatism in the future."

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Jiang Li was silent for a long time, but finally took the box, stood up and walked into the room. He stepped in front of the door and turned around, "The best thing you gave me are long johns. If I find out that you are tricking me into wearing stockings again, , you, Xiao Linzi, are dead!"

Lin Luo looked distressed, "I was worried that your legs would be frozen, so I bought you long johns with good intentions. It's okay if you're not moved, but you still threaten me?"

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Jiang Li didn't want to accept this. He flicked the two pink bunny ears on his pajama hat, walked into the room with his feet up, and closed the door with a bang.

Looking at the door closed, Lin Luo's expression instantly recovered. It was nothing dead, it was just long johns anyway.

Even the product introductions of merchants are marked with women's leggings, autumn pants, bare-leg artifacts, and autumn and winter velvet version of pantyhose.

Although there are a lot of names, let’s just say there are two words for Qiuku, right?

After waiting outside for more than ten minutes, Jiang Li opened the door and came out again. Lin Luo looked her up and down. It was so cold that her whole body was wrapped tightly, and it was impossible to tell what kind of jumpsuit she was wearing. pants.

But the style of this outfit, pink and white bunny pajamas, pink and white shark cotton slippers, is cute and cute, not Gull-like.

"How are you? Are you dressed warmly?"

"Ah."

Jiang Li responded vaguely. Although they looked like stockings, they were indeed warm when worn on his legs. They were even a little warm.

Modern people are really happy. They don't have to worry about winter problems at all. Not only these long johns, but also these pajamas are quite warm. Moreover, these items to keep out the cold are not expensive and almost everyone can afford them.

It is said that heating will be provided for a while, and the heating will be delivered through those iron radiators. No matter how cold it is outside, the house will be as warm as spring.

In Daqi, only those Nuange palaces with fire dragon pipes can have such an effect.

But in modern times, ordinary people can enjoy it at home.

"Step aside."

"Okay, I'll give it to you."

Lin Luo responded lazily, moved to the side to make room for Jiang Li, and rushed to the street to write without delay, "I want to tell you something."

"what's up?"

"It's not a big deal. There will be a class reunion in a few days. Actually, I don't want to go."

"Then I won't go."

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Lin Luo was silent for a while, "Just listen to what I have to say. That's it."

"Just go to the class reunion and let me accompany you as your girlfriend."

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Li interrupted again, slowly opened the WORD document, and said in a slow tone, "When the time comes, I will be more intimate with you, hold your arm, or even be hugged by your waist, yes." stop?"

Lin Luo's cheek twitched twice, "Have you ever attended a class reunion?"

"What do you say?"

"Then why do you know this set so well?"

"I don't know about the class reunion, but I know about your thoughts."

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Lin Luo opened his mouth, but was speechless.

Many men like silly girls and find them cute.

Originally, he didn't agree with this. Smart girls are also very cute. Besides, finding a silly girl will affect the child's IQ. Now he agrees a little bit.

Whether you have children or not is a matter for the future. It’s better for girls to be stupid and not too smart.

"Why don't you speak?" Jiang Li picked up the writing board and looked at him sideways, "Aren't you always very eloquent?"

Lin Luo's expression was dull: "Silence is golden."

"Haha, even though you are usually eloquent, your silence is golden, but now your silence is golden."

After a pause, Jiang Li continued: "Go on, let me hear what happened at your class reunion."

"Oh." Lin Luo snorted and started to say: "Don't I have a group of classmates in college? Then our squad leader was in the group and said that everyone should get together and share their experiences of becoming migrant workers. , there were quite a few idiots who responded.

I guessed that those dogs might be doing well and wanted to take the opportunity to show off.After all, I just graduated this year and we just met a few months ago. What is there to get together with? "

"I didn't want to go to a class reunion like this, but"

At this point, Jiang Li took up the topic again, "But when I thought that if I go, if I are brought with me, I can take advantage of me, so I decided to go."

".How about you tell me?"

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The room was quiet for a while, and Lin Luo tried to argue, "Actually, it's not what you think. They teased me in the group and asked me if I would participate. I said I didn't have time, so I wouldn't go.

This is purely voluntary, and it’s not like I’m forced to go. At most, there will be a few people who persuade me, and I’ll just deal with it.As a result, my ex-girlfriend suddenly jumped out and tried to help me, saying that I was busy setting up a stall recently and would definitely not go there on weekends when business was good.

You think this is so irritating, so many people in the group are watching, but she directly said that I set up a stall because I don’t want to lose face?If I didn't go, it would look like I was too bad to go. So in a rage, I decided to go. "

With your scheming and shameless nature, Eunuch Lin, would you get angry over such a trivial matter?Still in anger?
Jiang Li did not say this, but asked: "Your ex-girlfriend is going too?"

"She was one of the few idiots who responded."

"If she goes, will she take her boyfriend with her?"

"Maybe. The group said that if you have a partner, you can bring the partner with you."

Hearing this, Jiang Li was silent for a while and asked, "When will your classmates get together?"

"On weekend night, that is, the day after tomorrow. Do you want to follow me?"

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Jiang Li looked at him without saying a word. Lin Luo looked at her for a while, but decided to save his image and said nonchalantly: "Actually, it's fine if you don't go. Whether you bring someone with you or not is totally up to you."

"Then I won't go with you."

".I mean, if I go there by myself, I will be setting up a stall and I don't have a girlfriend. What's more, my ex-girlfriend and her current girlfriend will be there. Your Majesty, you don't want to see me go there alone and be embarrassed, right?"

(End of this chapter)