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Chapter 136 Should I climb up?

A dog is barking.

Lin Luo was sure that this was definitely scolding him.

Low EQ: What are you barking at?
High emotional intelligence: A dog is barking.

Comparing the two, the emotional intelligence is high and low. At least the latter did not name him. I just said that a dog was barking, and I did not say that the dog was you.

I have long said that Jiang Jiang, a pretty...arrogant person, has some emotional intelligence.

But then, Lin Luo discovered that it didn't seem to be the case, because there seemed to be a dog barking.

If you use it as a composition - there is a faint sound of barking dogs.

And the sound of the dog barking came from above.

The speed of the shared electric vehicle gradually slowed down until it stopped. Lin Luo looked up at a tree on the side of the road.

It's quite a big tree. It is estimated that it has been planted here for more than ten or twenty years. If it was not the depth of winter at this time, this tree must be lush and leafy.

And now, on a bare branch about three meters above the ground, there was a cat.

To be precise, it is a cat that hugs a branch and barks from its mouth from time to time.

It's not the barking of a dog, but the kind of dog that is sleeping on the roadside. You go over and kick it, and the dog squeaks in surprise.

But it's not like a dog that barks continuously, but barks twice, pauses for a while, and barks twice more.

Even if you don't understand cat language, you can still hear the nervousness and fear in this voice.

Jiang Li raised his head and looked up for a while, "Can't this cat get down?"

"should be."

"But it doesn't seem to be stuck. If you can climb up, why can't you climb down?"

"This situation is actually quite normal. Among the concubines who keep cats in the palace, cats often climb up trees and then cannot get down."

"have you seen?"

"I've seen it many times."

Hearing this, Jiang Li withdrew his gaze and turned to look at Lin Luo, with a faint tone: "Since we have met many times, it means that you, Lin Banpan, have close contacts with my concubines, right? "

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My boyfriend has close contacts with other women, and these women are still nominally my wives.

If this relationship continues, it will look very abnormal. Lin Luo nodded generously and admitted: "Yes. But it was the first two years when you took the throne. Your concubines asked me to come to their palace every now and then. But later on They stopped looking for me."

Having said this, he couldn't help but sigh, "So far I have lost a lot of income."

Thinking about the first few years after the emperor ascended the throne, he made a lot of money from those concubines.

After all, he was a personal companion, accompanying the emperor. Those concubines would call him over every now and then, nominally asking for his help.

This person said that the cat couldn't climb up the tree, and the other said that Zhanfeng Duo fell down. These are considered legitimate reasons, and there is nothing improper about them.

Others said they wanted to inquire about some things from him, which were all trivial matters, such as: what was eaten in Shangtanfang, and whether the weaving supervisor had any new Sichuan brocade.

In short, it's all help that doesn't require help.

Before I leave, my dear, I've helped you so much, you can't let me go in vain, right?

Of course, it goes without saying that those concubines will be very sensible in making some favors and giving some gadgets.

Gold leaves, jade rings, various gold and silver jewelry, and even a large gold bracelet weighing ten kilograms were put directly on his wrists. Good guy, the shackles in the sky prison are not this heavy.

"To put it bluntly, they just found a reason to bribe me, thinking that after I accepted the money, I could say a few nice words to you so that you, the emperor, would love her more. If not, they could just call them to sleep with you. As a result,"

Having said this, Lin Luo shook his head and said no more.

You give a gift to a person, but after giving it several times, you find that the person is useless.

Will you continue to send it?
Anyway, those big grudges never sent him any more gifts, and he has lost a considerable amount of income since then.

"It's a pity that Lin Banban has amassed so much wealth for so many years, but in the end it was all in vain."

Lin Luo ignored her deliberate emotion and stood under the tree and looked up, "Let's think of ways to get this cat down."

"After you get it off, take it home and raise it?"

"Not really. It's okay to take it back and raise it. Do you want to raise it?" "Then you climb up and get it off."

"Shall I climb up?"

Hearing this, Jiang Li turned his head and looked at him, his face expressionless, and his tone even less ups and downs, "Why, you can help my concubines climb trees and save cats, but now you can't help me save cats?"

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Look at your yin and yang look.

"Is there a possibility that when your concubines asked me to help rescue the cat, I was actually standing below and watching, and someone else climbed the tree?"

Lin Luo put forward a hypothesis, but it was not a hypothesis. After all, he was the governor of the East Factory, the governor of Shanggong Supervisor, and the chief eunuch of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. How could he be allowed to do a job like climbing a tree?

The problem we are facing now is: this is on the side of the road, there is no ladder nearby, and I looked around just now, but I didn’t see any suitable sticks anywhere.

At this time, an old man walking passed by, and the cat on the tree just barked twice. The old man looked up and was startled, "Hey, this cat is good, and it can also speak foreign languages."

Then, he looked at the two people standing under the tree and said, "Young man, do you two want to get that cat down?"

"hold head high."

"In this case, I'll give you two a trick."

"What trick?"

"Looking at how big you are, if you let your girlfriend ride on your neck, you can definitely get her if you stand up."

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The old man was probably a fun-loving person, so he made a move, and then waved his hand without waiting for the two of them to speak, "It's okay, you're welcome, I'm leaving."

After that, the uncle put his hands behind his back and walked away, hiding his merit and fame.

No, who wants to thank you?

Watching the uncle gradually walk away, Lin Luo turned his head and asked seriously: "What do you think of the method he just mentioned?"

"not so good."

"I think it's okay, how about we give it a try?"

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Jiang Li looked at him without speaking.

"I know you care about saving face." As he spoke, Lin Luo put his hand on her shoulder and said sincerely: "But we are here to save the kitten, so you have to overcome it."

".Can't get over it."

Jiang Li pushed away the dog's paw on his shoulder, not to mention what it would be like to ride on his neck, not to mention it was still on the side of the road.

Although it was winter and it was afternoon, there were not many pedestrians, but there were always people.

Wouldn't it be wrong if people saw it? What's the word on the Internet called, yes, social death.

"Then I'll lift it up for you."

As soon as the words came out, Lin Luo paused again. This didn't seem to be possible. It was about three meters above the ground. This could not be solved by lifting it high. Besides, she couldn't agree to lifting it high.

Haha, this face-loving Jiang Jiang is so mean.

Yes, let’s crawl.

He took off his down jacket and handed it to the side, "Here, take the clothes. Since you want to keep this cat, I will climb a tree today to show you."

"Be careful, don't fall."

Jiang Li reached out to take the down jacket, and immediately took two steps back, pretending to be eating melon.

In fact, she didn't want to keep this cat, and she was relatively indifferent to cats. She just wanted to trick him into climbing a tree.

This was her previous plan, but now
Jiang Li watched closely, looking at the figure who was obviously not good at climbing trees, but still climbed up little by little. He always felt something emerging in his heart, which he couldn't express in words.

Yes, he climbed this tree for me.

It seems like it would be nice to have a cat with this guy.

(End of this chapter)