Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off

Chapter 18
It was dawn the next day, and Lin Luo, who had not slept peacefully, woke up early and got up from the bed in a daze.

When he saw the environment inside the house, he was startled for a few moments, and then he remembered that he was no longer Da Qi's Eunuch Lin, he was now the modern Niu Hulu and Lin Luo.

First he said hello to his Niuzi, then he pulled on his slippers, opened the door and walked out happily. At a glance, he saw Jiang Li sitting on the sofa, wearing cow pajamas. When he came out, he had those almond eyes. Staring straight at him.

What does it mean?
Lin Luo was stunned for a moment, then waved, "Your Majesty got up very early."

After saying this, he turned around and entered the bathroom without waiting for Jiang Li's reply.

I have to say that standing and peeing felt so happy, and I was satisfied with cleaning up the memory. Lin Luo was not in a hurry to wash up, and leaned out of the bathroom again, "Have you washed up?"

"Ah."

"Then do you want to use the toilet? I just happened to teach you how to use the toilet. I seem to have forgotten to teach you yesterday."

Hearing this, Jiang Li's expression suddenly became unnatural, "No need, I already know how to use it."

Can you use it?
Lin Luo was startled, "Did you study it yourself?"

Jiang Li did not answer the question, but stared at him and asked, "What medicine was in the fried noodles you took me to eat last night?"

"Medicine? What medicine?" Lin Luo had a question mark on his face.

"I had sex several times last night." Jiang Li tensed his face and tried his best to look expressionless.

Lin Luo was startled when he heard this, looked at her, then turned back to look at the toilet, and asked cautiously: "How many times did you have sex? Did you get wet last night?"

The word "throwing thin" was simply unbearable. Jiang Li's expressionless face instantly became unbearable, and even a hint of blush appeared on his face, "I don't have one!"

After knowing each other for more than ten years, this was the first time that the emperor had such a big reaction. Lin Luo was stunned for a moment and said, "I'm not talking about you."

At this point, he suddenly woke up and changed his words: "Oh, Your Majesty has left the dragon's legacy?"

Jiang Li: "."

Whether it is Channeling Dragon's Legacy or Channeling Rare, it cannot change the fact, but it is undeniable that Channeling Dragon's Legacy does sound better than Channeling Rare.

The two stared at each other for a while, then Lin Luo turned back to look at the toilet. There was no trace left in it.

But when he thought about the fact that the emperor, who had always been aloof and aloof, had once sat on it and transformed into Splatoon, he couldn't accept it. It was too damaging to his image.

However, if you think about it from another angle, this kind of emperor is... like sitting high in the clouds and suddenly falling from the clouds to the ground. Inexplicably, he feels much more friendly.

In addition, it made people want to laugh a little, and Lin Luo couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth.

The amplitude was very small, but Jiang Li was still keenly aware of it. Her eyes were instantly filled with chills, "Are you laughing at me?"

"No."

Lin Luo hurriedly suppressed his smile and tried to make a sympathetic expression. This was probably the first time the emperor had encountered such a thing. He was like a powder keg, ready to explode.

The room was quiet for a while, and Jiang Li spoke again, asking in a cold tone: "You also ate that fried noodles last night, how come you're okay?"

This was something she had never been able to figure out. Even though both of them ate, Lin Banban ate more than she did. How could it be that she had a bad stomach and was busy going out, but this bitch slept peacefully.

"Our situations are different. I have the body of a modern person, and you traveled through time with your body attached. If you don't have enough resistance, it's normal that you can't bear the roadside stall."

The bodies of modern people have gone through various baptisms, such as waste oil and Sudan red. Eating these things may not necessarily cause any harm.

But no one in ancient times could stand this, let alone the emperor.

As an emperor, he usually eats royal food. It doesn’t matter how the royal food tastes, but when it comes to its fineness, there is absolutely no choice.Whether it was choosing dishes or cleaning, the royal chefs wanted to hold a magnifying glass to save their heads, for fear that if something was not handled well, the emperor and nobles in the palace would be upset.

The roadside stall I ate at last night probably didn’t have any chemicals in it, and the oil probably wasn’t gutter oil, but it was definitely worse in terms of hygiene.

Therefore, Lin Luo, who has a modern human body, has nothing to do with it, but the emperor died after eating it.

Jiang Li didn't know about resistance, but he was even more annoyed, "Since you know that my resistance is not good, then you still take me to eat that fried noodles?"

Lin Luo wanted to scratch his head, but his head was wrapped in gauze, so he had to do the next best thing and scratch his cheek, "Isn't this a lack of money?"

"."

Sincerity has always been a must-win, Jiang Li fell silent upon hearing this.

Seeing that she had nothing to say, Lin Luo felt inexplicably happy. He turned back to the bathroom to wash up, then returned to the bedroom refreshed and came out with his laptop in his arms.

"Come on, move aside and make room for me."

Jiang Li silently moved to the side, his eyes stayed on the laptop, and asked, "What is this?"

"computer."

Lin Luo put the laptop on the table, turned it on, and entered the desktop in more than [-] seconds.

The response was a bit slow. After all, it was an old computer four years ago. I bought it when Lin Luo first went to college.

But it was enough to shock Jiang Li, an emperor who had never seen the world. Yesterday he saw a mobile phone, but he only saw other people using it. What was on the screen was only faintly scanned, and he didn't see it clearly at all.

But now, she watched helplessly as the dark screen lit up, and then a strange girl appeared inside.

The eyes are too big, the pupils are blue, the face is too white, the nose is outlined with a few lines, and there is a head of long white hair.

Every part of her body is obviously alien to a human being, but she can still recognize that this is a girl. It just feels weird and too wild.

Wearing revealing clothes that couldn't cover any part of her body, she had two cat ears stuck between her white hair.

It should be cat ears, with a cat tail standing behind it. It is lying on the screen, with its hands half clenched into a fist, placed near its mouth, and its tongue stuck out.

Ah.
With a cold smile in his heart, Jiang Li turned to look at Lin Luo.

This bitch is indeed a scumbag.

If not, why would such a wild and weird woman appear in his computer?

I'm afraid that the reason why he traveled to Daqi and became an eunuch was because God couldn't bear to see it and punished him specially.

Sensing her gaze, Lin Luo's eyes twitched. After staying in Daqi for more than ten years, he had long forgotten that his computer wallpaper was a cat girl with white silk stockings.

This time the XP is exposed.

"Hey, who set this white stocking cat girl as my computer wallpaper? Didn't they mean to get in trouble with me?"

Lin Luo coughed dryly, changed the wallpaper to a landscape photo as quickly as possible, and then turned his head to look at Jiang Li. However, Jiang Li did not look at him anymore, but stared at the computer screen with shock in his eyes.

Just a moment ago, she was just a wild girl with cat ears. After just a few operations of his, in the blink of an eye, she turned into blue sky and white clouds.

This thing is real.
She thought of the fairy tales she had heard when she was a child. I'm afraid such divine objects could only exist in the legendary fairy world.
(End of this chapter)