Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off

Chapter 199: Take you to the hospital to see your brain (two-in-one)

On Monday, it was the day to go to work again, and Lin Luo felt that he should write a diary.

Monday: Nothing to do, watch movies and catch fish.

Tuesday: Nothing to do, watch movies and catch fish.

Wednesday: Nothing to do, watch movies and fish.

Thursday: Lin Luo, Lin Luo, how can you be so lazy? Have you forgotten your great wish to find a side job to earn milk powder money for your future children?

Lin Luo didn't dare to forget it for a moment!

Friday: Nothing to do, watch movies and catch fish.

In order to prevent the diary in the next few days from being purely fun, Lin Luo decided to take a look at the wind direction on Monday. He had already decided to be the owner of UP, and took advantage of the large amount of free time at work to edit and edit videos to earn some extra money.

This is the general direction. What needs to be finalized now is the video content to see where to go.

He has also thought about this. After much deliberation, it seems that he can only be the UP host in the film and television area?

Other things either can't be done, or it's not suitable to do during work hours, such as food reviews, outdoor beach hopping, and dance areas. Are these things he can do?

Only the commentator in the film and television area is the most suitable.

After all, I basically watch movies and binge-watch TV series every day when I go to work to pass the time.

Wouldn’t it be a pity not to do this?

Okay, let’s watch the movie!

The whole morning passed quietly. He rubbed his sore eyes and went to the cafeteria to eat. After eating and drinking, Lin Luo sat on the edge of the flower bed as usual. He decided to bask in the sun for a while and then try to write in the afternoon. Click on the explanation copy.

Lin Xuemin came out of the cafeteria and walked straight to the flower bed. When he arrived, sure enough, this kid was sitting here again.

It was very confusing for him to talk about it. After working here for two months, after lunch, this guy would definitely sit on the edge of the flower bed and bask in the sun.

It’s a scene in the Ducheng Cultural Center.

Sometimes he wants to ask, are you suffering from calcium deficiency or something else? Ever since you were little, I haven't deprived you of food and drink, right?

But what puzzles him most now is not this matter, but another matter.

"Lin Pavilion."

Just as Lin Luo was about to address his position, he was interrupted by Lin Xuemin, "Come, come with me."

".oh."

He swallowed back the unfinished words. Lin Luo let out an ooh and stood up to follow him. He didn't ask what he was doing. He must have something to do. Otherwise, why don't you ask him to exchange feelings?

If there was a real exchange of feelings, then he would definitely say, Comrade Lao Lin, you make me feel sick!

Who has a serious relationship between father and son?

All the way to the office, Lin Xuemin did not put aside the tea ceremony this time, but went straight to the topic. He sat behind the desk, waved to Lin Luo, motioning for him to come over, and then clicked on a video on the computer.

Lin Luo stood aside and took a look. It was a city promotional video shot last week. It was shot last Wednesday. It was only made now?

Needless to say, the work efficiency is really a bit awkward, and the title sequence is not very good either. Who made it?

Lin Xuemin took the mouse and dragged it back along the progress bar, all the way to the middle and back position. Immediately, a tall building with cornices and brackets appeared on the screen - Qingwei Tower.

Then there is the scene of Qin Shihuang and Zhao Gao going up the stairs. With the magnificent BGM, it is quite touching.

Lin Xuemin remained silent until the ten-second shot ended. He clicked to pause, and then pulled the progress bar forward to freeze the scene on the two people's backs on the steps.

At this time, he finally spoke, pointed at the computer screen and asked: "Are you pretending to be Zhao Gao?"

"hold head high."

"Is this Qin Shi Huang pretending to be your girlfriend?"

Lin Luo then nodded: "Ang."

After raising his voice twice in a row, Lin Xuemin was still a little out of control. He moved his lips a few times and then asked, "You have nothing to say to me?"

Lin Luo thought for a while and tried to ask: "What do you want to hear me say?"

"Tell me how you can act like a eunuch so well, and tell me how she, a woman, can play Qin Shihuang in such a decent and realistic way."

"Maybe it's talent."

Lin Xuemin was noncommittal about this, stretched out his hand to push up his glasses, and looked up at him, "Talent?"

"hold head high."

"Don't get so high-spirited with me."

Lin Xuemin felt inexplicably uncomfortable when he heard this guy's arrogance, and his voice rose a little. He immediately stopped talking, looked at him for a while, and said in a calmer voice: "Do you still have a talent for acting?"

"an" Lin Luo was about to raise his head again, then paused and nodded: "Yeah."

"Then why didn't I notice it before?"

This is what Comrade Lao Lin is confused about. The so-called "knowing a son is like a father". As a father, he knows very well how much this boy weighs.

From childhood to adulthood, the aptitude shown by this son has been above average. He is a little stronger than ordinary people, but his strength is limited. Moreover, he is not mature mentally and has not shown any extremely high knowledge in any aspect. talent.

However, since he moved out last year, his mediocre and inconsiderate son has gone forever. His calligraphy, not to mention his extraordinary skills, has at least become a master of calligraphy.

This can be explained reluctantly because he found a girlfriend, and this girl is a famous calligrapher. He lives with her every day, and he is influenced by her. In addition, he has been allowed to practice calligraphy since he was a child. With accumulated experience, he started practicing It’s done.

Then, emotional intelligence, sophistication, and so on have also exceeded the standard. Perhaps this is due to being out of society and receiving experience?

Lin Xuemin was a little unsure. He had never seen anyone who had been out of society for two months and suddenly turned into a smooth old man.

Although it is unlikely, it can still be explained.

But now, this kid has done this to himself, how can you still act, and how can you act like a eunuch? I can't say it's vivid, it's exactly the same. None of the eunuchs I saw on TV can compare to you.

"Let me see if you play someone else. Just play Sun Wukong. When you were a kid, you used a stick to act like this all day long."

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Lin Luo was silent, and after a while he said: "This is impossible to perform. To play Sun Wukong, you must have professionally practiced monkey opera. Like that six-year-old boy, he comes from a family of monkey opera, so I can't perform it."

Lin Xuemin thought for a while and it seemed like it was the case, then he said: "Then you can play Nezha. When you were a child, you watched the cartoon about Nezha. You used a red scarf as a kind of mess, and you asked me to buy you a red bellyband. "

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Lin Luo couldn't hold back immediately, and the dead memory began to attack him hard. Why the hell have I ever done such a stupid thing?

It seems like I’ve actually done it before

Hey!

Okay, I'm stupid.

Seeing that he hesitated to speak, Lin Xuemin asked: "Can't you act like this?"

".Um."

"Nezha doesn't have a rich family, right? I still need to find a prop for you, a red bellyband or something?"

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Lin Luo's cheeks couldn't help but twitch. Please, please don't mention the red bellyband, okay?

"Then you act"

"Okay dad, don't let me play anything else. I can't play. I can only play the eunuch."

He didn't want to talk about anything anymore, for fear that the old man would say something he shouldn't say later, so he simply gave up. Besides, he couldn't play anything else, so he could only play a eunuch.

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Now it was Lin Xuemin's turn to be silent. He opened his lips. He wanted to say something but couldn't say it. He had to stare at Lin Luo's face in silence for a long time. Finally, he realized that this kid seemed to be...serious?

Realizing this, his brows gradually wrinkled, and then the frown deepened. Finally, he asked with melancholy, shock, confusion, caution, and tentativeness: "How long have you been like this?"

"?"

Lin Luo was stunned. How long has this been going on?

To be honest, if nothing else, Lin Xuemin really believed that this kid had acting talent.

I didn't realize before that he was wrong.

And if a person is talented in acting, he must be able to act decently in anything. But now from what this guy means, he doesn't have any acting talent, he just can play the role of a eunuch.

Isn't this talking about it?

Under what circumstances would a person be able to play the role of a eunuch easily and behave in a convincing manner?

The mind is distorted, problems arise, disgust and doubt about the gender of one's own man, and a yearning for a group like eunuchs.

In short, there is something psychologically wrong.

And judging from the realism with which this boy plays the eunuch, the problem is deep and the situation is serious.

This is why Lin Xuemin is worried. He gave birth to a son. No matter what, if you go to Thailand and change your personality, your personality will be stronger than this. Don't make such a boy or girl die.

Seeing Lao Deng's gloomy face, Lin Luo didn't know what he was thinking about. He just felt that something was wrong with Comrade Lao Lin.

".When did this problem occur?"

After a long silence, Lin Xuemin asked.

"What's wrong?" Lin Luo asked.

"It's just your mental illness that makes you think of yourself as a eunuch."

"When did I think of myself as a eunuch? Even if I act a little bit like him, I say it's an acting talent."

When she was working as a stunt double, Lin Luo had actually thought that the old man would definitely ask him later, why did you act so similar to the eunuch, and how did she play Qin Shihuang so well.

I didn't take it seriously at the time, just casually saying that it was a matter of talent, and the old man couldn't verify it anyway.

He was doubtful for a while, and after a while this incident would be over, but he really didn't expect that Lin Xuemin would consider this aspect, why do you think of yourself as a eunuch?

You are more or less stabbing people in the lungs.

"Do you only have the acting talent to play a eunuch?"

"Ah."

"never heard of that."

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Now you have heard about it. Lin Luo gave an example: "There are so many professional eunuchs on TV, but a few of them only play eunuchs and do not play other roles. Could it be that those people also have psychological problems and put themselves into trouble?" As a eunuch?"

"They have acted a lot, or they have performed well, so the directors will specifically choose them to play eunuchs and not anything else."

As the director of the cultural center, Lin Xuemin still knows a little about the entertainment industry, "What about you, can you be like them?"

"actually."

As soon as Lin Luo said two words, Lin Xuemin took over: "Actually, you have acted a lot?"

No, I took it too seriously. Lin Luo didn't say this. He just continued the two words he just said, "Actually, we are."

Hearing us, Lin Xuemin was startled for a moment, then realized what was happening, and interrupted again, "Yes, there is her, that Jiang Li, what's going on with her?"

Only then did he remember that there was not only this one, but also another one, and the problem was getting bigger.

My son is playing the eunuch here, and there is a little girl playing Qin Shihuang, and his performance is still lifelike.

In the morning, the person below sent the video over. He didn't realize that Qin Shihuang was played by a woman at all, and praised the comrade from the Literature and Art Department for how well he played it.

As a result, the person said that the figure behind him was someone who had been hired as a stand-in, and that he had also found a woman, the girlfriend of the newcomer from the event organization department.

At that time, he almost thought there was something wrong with his ears. Are you sure he is his girlfriend, not his friend?

Thinking about it again, isn't this new guy my son, and his girlfriend

That cold face appeared in Lin Xuemin's mind.

It would be fine if there was only one, but if they are paired together like this, with one playing the eunuch and the other playing the emperor, it always feels like the problem is even bigger.

"She belongs."

"Don't tell me that she has the talent to play the emperor."

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Lin Luo was silent, that was what he wanted to say. After a moment of silence, he looked back, went over and twisted the door handle, and then locked it with two clicks.

Looking at his movements, Lin Xuemin couldn't help but ask: "What do you want to do?"

"Nothing, Dad. I'll tell you the truth, but don't be shocked after hearing it, let alone go out and tell others."

Lin Xuemin said in his heart that I was quite shocked now, but on his face he nodded: "...You say it."

"Actually, it's like this. I traveled through time and became a eunuch. She was the emperor over there. I worked as a eunuch there for more than ten years. After I died, I traveled back through time. After I came back, I found that she also I traveled through time, and then it was like this.”

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Lin Luo explained the situation concisely, and Lin Xuemin was silent for a long time after listening, "You said you traveled through time and became a eunuch?"

"Correct."

"She is the emperor over there?"

"Yes."

"Is she Wu Zetian?"

"No, it's an emperor disguised as a man."

Lin Xuemin then asked: "Is there such an emperor in history?"

"No, but it belongs to a parallel world over there, but the historical development context is different."

Lin Xuemin nodded noncommittally and continued to ask: "You just said you have been a eunuch there for how many years?"

Lin Luo said: "More than ten years, fourteen years to be precise."

"You traveled through time when you were eight years old?"

"No, I just wore it last year."

"And then you came back after staying there for fourteen years, and you're still the same? No change at all?"

"The flow of time is different, no matter how long you stay there, it's the same."

As he spoke, Lin Luo slowly stopped and stared at Lin Xuemin's face, "Dad, do you not believe what I said?"

This is not a question of belief or not, this is a question of whether the brain is normal or not.

The story you made up is even more outrageous than any other story.

You traveled through time, died and came back, and then she followed suit. No one in their right mind would believe this.

Lin Xuemin felt that his mind was quite normal, so he didn't believe it. Not only did he not believe it, he even gave him advice, "You might as well make up this story like this. You said that one of you was a eunuch and the other was an emperor in your previous life, and then you remembered the story in your previous life. memory."

"Yes, you can understand it that way."

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Lin Xuemin stopped talking again and stared at him for a long time. Finally, he pointed to the office door and said, "Go out and go to the team leader of your department to ask for leave for tomorrow."

"Why do you need to take leave?"

"I'll take you to the hospital tomorrow to have your brain checked."

(End of this chapter)