Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off

Chapter 203 Luring the wolf into the house

Cat owners will all have a trouble, that is, the cat always pees on the bed. Even though Fat Tiger is more obedient and will go to the cat litter box when he goes to the toilet, the bedroom door of the two of them is still closed at ordinary times. Just to prevent this from happening.

However, despite all the precautions, I still failed to prevent it.

Looking at the large pile of maps on the bed, Lin Luo patted Fat Tiger on the back, Cat, you are riding a horse. Well done!

Dad will buy you dried fish tomorrow.

He carried Fat Tiger outside, put him on the ground, adjusted his expression, and then knocked on Jiang Li's door. There was no sound. He knocked twice more and waited for a moment before Jiang Li heard from inside. Li's voice: "Sleep."

How can you still talk when you are asleep?

"I know you're asleep, but don't sleep yet. If something happens to me here, please come out."

"what's the situation?"

"You'll know when you come out. You come out first."

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There was no sound inside, and time seemed to have passed very long at this moment. Lin Luo felt that he had been waiting outside for a long time before there was a soft click. Immediately, the door was opened, and Jiang Li came out in his pajamas.

"Come, follow me."

Lin Luo didn't waste any more nonsense and turned around to leave. Jiang Li followed him with unknown steps.

"Look at my bed."

When they got to the bedroom, Lin Luo pointed at the bed. There was no need to point. The large map was very obvious. Jiang Li had already seen it and could even smell the faint smell of urine. She frowned: "You wet the bed." ?”

"." Lin Luo really didn't want to talk to her if it wasn't necessary, "No, this was done by Fat Tiger."

"How come Fat Tiger peed on your bed?"

"I don't know. I went to take a bath, and when I came back, I found it nestled on my bed. Then when I looked again, it peed all over me."

While speaking, Lin Luo kept observing her expression without any trace. He couldn't help it. Jiang Zi had a smart mind. He wasn't sure whether she could believe what he said, but Jiang Zi had no expression.

So he added, "Maybe I accidentally forgot to close the door and it slipped in."

"Accidentally forgot to close the door?"

"hold head high."

Jiang Li stared at him: "Is it intentional or accidental?"

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What is this nonsense! What words is this! Lin Luo didn't like to hear it, why did he accuse someone of his innocence out of thin air? Our door was clearly closed, but he entered the house with the cat behind him. Can he pee on it by the way?

"What do you mean?"

It's not interesting, I just think you did it on purpose. Jiang Li turned around and asked, "Then how do you plan to sleep tonight?"

"I'll sleep on the sofa, but the sofa is a bit short for me, so I can only sleep curled up."

"Would it be uncomfortable to sleep curled up?"

"If you feel uncomfortable, feel uncomfortable. This is the only way."

Lin Luo felt that after saying these words, he would rub his waist and hit his back very cunningly to create the illusion that he had a sore back, which might arouse the sympathy of classmate Jiang Jiang, and said Maybe she would invite herself, the lone wolf in the northwest, to sleep in her house.

But he was not willing to play this trick.

Of course, the more important thing is that if you do it at this time, it will look very stiff.

Jiang Li stared at him again for one second, two seconds, and three seconds. About seven or eight seconds later, he asked in a faint tone: "Then, do you want to sleep in my room?"

Yes!

"It's okay, I can just curl up on the sofa and sleep. If I go to your room to sleep, it seems like I didn't close the door on purpose."

This shows the importance of being careful. What she said was definitely a test, purely fishing for law enforcement. If you are stupid and agree to it, then you have fallen into her trap. With her bad character, she will definitely... He sneered, followed by a sarcastic remark like "You can't see clearly," or "The fox's tail has finally come out."

And the second half of what he said was very important, it would definitely dispel her suspicion, and she would blame herself for doubting herself just now, and even try to persuade her sincerely.

"Then you just curl up on the sofa and sleep. Go to bed early. I'll go back to the house and go to sleep." No, you persuade me!

Okay, okay, cruel woman, I'll forget about it if it makes you die.

Seeing Jiang Li turn around and leave, Lin Luo couldn't stand it any longer, "Well, I have to go to work tomorrow. I'm sure my back will be sore after sleeping curled up all night. I feel like it will affect my work tomorrow."

Jiang Li stopped and turned around, then asked, "Are you working when you go to work?"

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Lin Luo's soul was touched by these words, and he opened his mouth without saying anything. That must mean there is nothing. Isn't it just fishing when he goes to work?

"I usually don't have much work, but tomorrow is different. I heard that I have to go out to work tomorrow."

"What do you mean?"

"How about." Lin Luo scratched his head, "How about I go sleep in your room for the night?"

Jiang Li didn't bother, and looked at the bed, his eyes lingering on the quilt for a moment, "Didn't you pee on the quilt?"

"No."

In fact, Lin Luo also considered at that time whether to let Fat Tiger pee on the quilt, so that he could get into her bed?

But after thinking about it, I gave up and squeezed into the same bed with her, each sleeping under the quilt. She might still agree. If he got into a bed, she would definitely not agree.

This reflects the difference between humans and monkeys. The difference is that monkeys don’t have to go to work.

This is one point, and the other point is that humans have more to consider than monkeys.

So when she asks this now, she must be in a state of wavering, wondering whether to let herself, the lone wolf in the northwest, sleep in the house.

So, classmate Jiang Jiang, tell me, what is your final choice?

"Pull the quilt over you."

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Lin Luo was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed. He suppressed the corners of his mouth that were about to turn up, and quickly rolled up his quilt randomly, rolled it into a ball, hugged her in his arms, and followed her out of the room. Arriving at Jiang Li's bedroom.

The lone wolf from the northwest finally entered the house.

Lead the wolf into the room!

Jiang Li walked to the bed and picked up his quilt, then turned around and said, "You sleep on my bed, and I'll sleep on the sofa."

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Damn it, I have completely forgotten about this incident. So when you asked about not peeing on the quilt, were you worried that your bed would be contaminated with urine?

No, if you do this, then what's the point of me doing this tonight?

“The sofa is a bit short, you have to curl up”

"It's okay, I don't have to curl up."

Okay, okay, you are short.

"And it's narrow, so you might fall if you turn over."

Jiang Li hugged the quilt and walked out without stopping, "It doesn't matter, I won't turn over when I sleep."

Okay, okay, you sleep well.

"The key is that if you sleep on the sofa and you can't guard against the fat tiger, it might pee on the quilt for you."

Hearing this, Jiang Li paused, and Lin Luo continued: "If your quilt gets wet, you will have to sleep in the same bed with me."

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Jiang Li's footsteps completely stopped.

PS: After staying up all night, I feel so sleepy. I want to sleep.

(End of this chapter)