Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off

Chapter 215 What kind of person does she belong to?

If it were to be placed in Daqi, as the supreme emperor, Jiang Li's birthday cannot be called birthday, it must be called Qianqiu Festival. Then, like snowflakes, congratulations from all over the country flew into the palace, and then There are also gifts carefully prepared by licking dogs from all over the country.

But things are different now. Today is different from the past. Now that she is laid off and has lost her status as the emperor, there are not so many licking dogs licking her.

only left with.

Oh, me neither.

Can emotional matters be called licking? That has to be called romance.

Since it was romance, Lin Luo planned to secretly prepare a gift for her without telling her in advance, just to give her a little surprise.

Women have no resistance to surprises. Although Jiang Li is special, she is still a woman after all. She might cry and beg to sleep with her when she is moved.

At this time, someone may say, eat more peanuts and don’t just drink alcohol. When sleeping at night, don't raise your pillow too high, and don't sleep on your stomach, otherwise you'll be prone to dreaming.

But there is always a contingency in everything, what if, right?

According to the calendar, Jiang Li's birthday happened to be on Friday this week. It arrived in the blink of an eye. After a hurried meal in the cafeteria at noon, Lin Luo got off work early and planned to use this time to pick a birthday for Jiang Li. Gift.

So the question is, what kind of gift should I give her according to her preferences?

In other words, based on her experience as an emperor, what kind of gift is most in line with her wishes? Can it make her eyes light up and amaze her instantly?

cheongsam? High heel? White silk? Black stockings? Cat-eared maid outfit?

It's really hard to choose

At this time, someone may want to say: Is that the Human Emperor’s preference?

Lin Luo: This is my preference.

Of course, I guarantee that she may have the same preferences as mine. Even if they are different, she may not reject them. This kind of thing is uncertain and cannot be concluded arbitrarily.

To insist that the emperor does not like this is to maliciously speculate on her preferences. This is not only disrespectful to the emperor, but also suspected of insulting women.

Some people may ask, what does this have to do with humiliating women?

It doesn't matter, but please don't forget whose era this is, anything can be related to humiliation of women, it's very reasonable.

Speaking of which, today is May 20th. Needless to say, Jiang Li's birthday falls on such a memorable day.

Of course, this is only for this year, and we can’t say for sure next year.

On a day like this, it is estimated that there will be many male customers in the specialty stores selling women's bags and women's cosmetics.

But Lin Luo didn't intend to buy those more expensive gifts. Don't ask, you just don't have the money.

I am still trying to save money for milk powder for my future children. Where can I find the money to buy this?

So he followed the route given by the navigation system and finally came to a jewelry store on the pedestrian street.

Maybe because I came earlier, it was only about two o'clock in the afternoon. There was no one in the store, and I didn't see any men choosing 520 gifts for their girlfriends.

Of course, other reasons cannot be ruled out. For example, the things here are sold relatively cheaply. They are all gadgets worth dozens or hundreds of dollars. If you give them away, it is very likely that a situation will occur. Not only will you not get the goods, but you will also be punished. dislike.

"Handsome guy, are you here to pick out a 520 gift for your girlfriend?"

As soon as Lin Luo entered the store, a clerk came up to him.

".It's not a 520 gift, it's a birthday gift."

"Does your girlfriend celebrate her birthday on May 520th?"

"Correct."

The clerk heard this and said in a sighing tone: "It's my birthday today, I'm very lucky."

Hearing this and this tone, Lin Luo didn't know whether to say that the clerk had never seen the world, or that her compliment was too deliberate.

"There are 1.4 billion people in the country. There should be quite a lot of people celebrating their birthdays on this day, right?"

"No, I mean you're lucky." "?"

Lin Luo was stunned for a moment, "How do you say that?"

The clerk smiled implicitly and said, "You can buy one less gift."

Lin Luo: "."

Don't tell me, it really makes sense.

I really didn't realize that this small jewelry store was so full of secrets that such an expert was hidden.

Master, I understand.

Facing the master's presence, Lin Luo decided to ask for advice humbly, "Then if I give you a gift, do you have any recommendations?"

"This also depends on what kind of girl your girlfriend is."

Lin Luo raised his head and thought for a while, then described: "He is 1.67 meters tall, weighs more than 90 kilograms, maybe a little over a hundred kilograms, and has long hair, big eyes, and a very white complexion, just like what is said on the Internet. Planted with cold white skin, it looks very beautiful.”

"Sorry, I didn't make it clear. I was asking about her personality and her hobbies. I wasn't asking about your height, weight, and appearance."

The clerk had a polite yet awkward smile on his face.

Hobby?

That’s not true.

Maybe her hobby is eating sweets?

Of course, you can't say that giving her a can of sweets is almost meaningless, not to mention that it will easily cause tooth decay.

Gifts still have to have some collectible properties and can be used to press the bottom of the box.

Seeing Lin Luo's delay in speaking, the clerk secretly thought to himself, and then said with a smile: "That's it, when giving gifts to girls, it's best to give them something useless, that is, gifts with no practical value, such as necklaces. , bracelets, bracelets, accessories, the important thing is the intention, or the added value of this gift.”

As a straight man who had never bought a gift for a woman, Lin Luo felt that regardless of whether the words were right or not, at least they sounded professional.

What, ex-girlfriend?

I have been cooped up at home and taking online classes for three and a half years. Where can I buy gifts for my ex-girlfriend? It would be a waste to send out red envelopes worth tens of yuan during the New Year and holidays.

".What does this added value specifically refer to?"

The clerk thought for a while and took himself as an example, "Take me for example. I am also a girl. If my boyfriend gives me a bracelet and then says that he specially asked for it in a temple, Which mountain is this temple located on? It’s very high and far away, and it’s hard to find this bracelet. So, even if this bracelet is not worth much, I will be very happy and feel that he has paid a lot for me.”

"Then what if he actually bought this bracelet on Pinxixi, and then lied to you and said he got it in the temple?"

Lin Luo put forward such a hypothesis, and then looked at each other for several seconds. Finally, the clerk squeezed out a smile of unknown meaning from his face and said, "Then he will go to the temple to worship the Bodhisattva and let the Bodhisattva bless him." , don’t ever be discovered by me.”

"."

I understand, the final destination must be in the temple.

At this time, the clerk said again: "Of course, everyone's personality is different. Most girls like this kind of gift that has added value but is not very practical. But there are also some who are more pragmatic and will like gifts with higher practicality. , this also depends on what kind of girl your girlfriend is, what kind of girl is she?"

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She should be that kind of person. Damn, I really don’t know what kind of person she is.

PS: This is the bad thing about Internet cafes. I even opened a private room, but there are four computers in it. The old guy next door is playing CSgo. Every time he dies, he turns his head to watch me write a novel. Give it to me. I was so embarrassed that I really couldn't write at all, so I had to play games. After three o'clock, the dog got rid of me, and I started coding. I got off the plane and went home to sleep. Wake up and continue coding.

(End of this chapter)