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Chapter 22 Have You Seen Enough?

"All the scenes you see in this documentary are films shot by modern people using tools based on historical records and imagination of ancient times. Some of them are created with computer special effects. In short, they are all fake. .”

"fake?"

"Well, fake."

"is fake?"

"Yes, it's fake, not real."

"."

After confirming again, Jiang Li did not ask any more questions. Her eyes fell on the computer screen. After a long while, she said: "But I have obviously seen it."

The voice was almost whispering, with a slight sense of desolation in it.

Living in modern times, even if everything she sees and hears is real, for her, this reality is more like an illusion that is within reach, because everything is unfamiliar and confused.

In this documentary, there are deep palaces, green tiles and red walls, high crowns and belts, armored war horses.
Even if these scenes come from this small screen, even if the banner written on the hunting banner is Tang, it is Li; it is not Qi, not Jiang.

Even if some scenes are even 3D special effects created by computers, they are clearly unreal.

But for her, it was reality that was out of reach, because these were like the Daqi she was familiar with.

After a moment of silence, Lin Luo adjusted his sitting position and said: "Even if you see it, it may not be true. This computer is like a stage. The scenes inside are just acting out a play. The play cannot be real." Right?

If there was a dynasty called Daqi in this world, then you would be able to see documentaries about the Daqi Dynasty and dramas about the Daqi Dynasty on your computer.

You will see someone playing the role of Taizu of the Qi Dynasty chasing death and conquering the north to dominate the world; you will see Taizong of the Qi Dynasty and Xuanzong working hard to govern, and you can also see others playing you. "

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Jiang Li didn't answer, just stared at the computer screen and looked at the pictures inside.

Lin Luo didn't say anything more when he saw this, and sat next to him watching this documentary about the Tang Dynasty.

As the scene played, it soon started to be told that Li Yuan raised troops in Taiyuan and occupied Guanzhong. At this moment, Jiang Li suddenly turned his head and said, "Will you also see someone playing you?"

"?"

This question was asked without any beginning or end. Lin Luo was stunned for a moment before realizing what she was asking, "Yes, yes."

"Then how does Lin Banban think others will play you?"

This question aroused Lin Luo's imagination. He pondered for a while and said slowly: "The key depends on how it is recorded in the history books, and then it also depends on the actor's understanding and control of the character, and what it looks like in the end. It’s impossible to tell.”

After that, he asked Jiang Li casually, "Where is your Majesty? What do you think others portray you like?"

"The glorious annals of history, the words of historians, are acted by others, I."

Jiang Li was just about to say how I knew, but he swallowed the words as soon as he reached his lips. Then he turned his eyes back to the computer screen and said with an indifferent face: "You big ice lump without feelings."

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Lin Luo choked.

After a while, Jiang Li asked again: "What documentary did you give me to watch on this computer now? How can you find a job?"

"It's okay. It's up to you. I still have a mobile phone here, and it can also access the Internet."

Lin Luo took out his mobile phone and shook it. The water card was inserted into the mobile phone first, but after a day and night, it seemed that it was not as stuck as before, but the touch screen became a little less sensitive.

This is good news, at least it can still be used and saves the expense of replacing a mobile phone.

Turning on his mobile phone, Lin Luo did not go to the job search website to find a job, but opened a certain treasure.

Jiang Li's body was estimated to be just over 1.6 meters tall and he probably weighed over 90 kilograms. He was picking through some items and finally chose a white short-sleeved shirt, a women's shirt and a pair of trousers.

They were all bargains, costing about 200 yuan in total. Next came the shoes. Lin Luo picked up a climbing shoe and made a few gestures in his hand. His hands were relatively big, and they were just over [-] centimeters long. About the same size as a shoe.Seeing Jiang Li looking over, Lin Luo put the shoes back calmly, "I'm buying you shoes. Let's see how big your shoes are."

As he said that, he turned the screen of his phone over and said, "If you don't believe me, take a look."

Jiang Li looked intently and saw that there was indeed a picture of a pair of shoes on his phone. They were white and looked a little weird, but they were indeed shoes.

"I'll just buy you this pair."

Just over 35 centimeters, Lin Luo did some calculations, chose size [-], and placed the order, "Okay, just wait, this pair of shoes will be delivered in two or three days."

Jiang Li looked at his operation in confusion, "You want someone to deliver the shoes just like this?"

As an emperor, she had to issue a decree for whatever she wanted and wait for the people below to send it to the top.

This guy just clicked a few times on his phone and someone delivered the shoes two or three days later?
Is this mobile phone more effective than my own edict?

"This is called online shopping, which means shopping online. Didn't I tell you before that modern people store money on their mobile phones, and then some people open stores online.

When a mobile phone is connected to the Internet, it is just like visiting a store in real life. You can browse these stores online, select the items inside, and then pay for what you want to buy on your mobile phone. Does this sound confusing? "

"Ah."

"It's normal. You've only been here for a day. After listening and watching more, you will gradually understand... Well, you can continue watching the documentary."

This is entirely a cognitive gap, not even in the same dimension.

Lin Luo could only say that she should listen more and read more, and slowly understand.

He wanted to cram all the knowledge into her, but this was unrealistic. Understanding a world cannot be achieved overnight, so he can only take his time.

Fortunately, His Majesty the Emperor has always been a smart person, and it may not be long before she can develop a comprehensive understanding of this modern society.

Lin Luo lowered his head and continued to browse the online store on a certain treasure. He bought shoes and clothes, followed by underwear.

Underwear: some lace styles, thongs, although they are very sexy, but these are not considered. If he buys them back, it is difficult for him to imagine how the emperor will look at him.

In just one day, he already had a nasty misunderstanding about him, but if he worked hard, he might be able to change his image.

If you buy a pair of lace sexy lingerie, you won’t be able to wash it off even if you jump into the Yellow River.

After choosing and choosing, he chose a few pairs of pure cotton girls' underwear, with childish patterns on them, the kind that were earthy and scummy.

Place an order, pay, all in one go.

Then I bought underwear, but where is the underwear?

This is where Lin Luo gets into trouble. Height, weight, shoe size, these can all be measured visually, or even if it doesn't work well, they can be compared.

And underwear.
He secretly made a visual inspection and concluded that there was no such thing.

The figure wrapped under the cow pajamas looks as flat as anything, and there is no trace of it at all.

But Lin Luo knew that it wasn't really that he wasn't there, it was just that he was being restrained by the bra wrap.

After all, when she was in Daqi, she, the female emperor, had to disguise herself as a man. As a man, even if she had breast muscles, she couldn't be too exaggerated, so she had to tie them tightly with cloth.

If you unwrap the bra, what size will it be?
Lin Luo thought about it, but he couldn't ask directly. He couldn't say, "Your Majesty, please take off the bra and let me see."

Just when he peeked for the unknown number of times, Jiang Li turned his head and said in a voice as cold as the frost of the twelfth lunar month, "Have you seen enough, Lin Banban?"

Ah this
At this moment, "Tuk Tuk Tuk"

Someone knocked on the door.

(End of this chapter)