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Chapter 27 Dress up and integrate into modern society

As the supreme emperor, Jiang Li finally faced the darkest moment in her life.

The brain is not normal, he was sold, and he picks up rags.
She could barely accept the first two with her nose pinched. At least she could comfort herself by saying that they were the misunderstandings of others and the random fabrication of her life experience by Lin Banban.

But this pick-up
Thinking of the fact that she had held those rags in her hands for most of the day yesterday, as if they were valuable treasures, Jiang Li's shoulders began to tremble unconsciously, and his chest rose and fell. Oh, there was no rise or fall at all.

Finally, she lowered her head, wondering what she was thinking.

Lin Luo could actually understand her mood at this time. As an emperor who was well-dressed and well-fed, treating a pile of broken plastic bottles as a treasure would probably be regarded by her as a major stain in her life.

He originally didn't intend to tell the truth, but the great writer said this: Chinese people are always good at tempering. If you want to open the window, no one will allow it, but if you want to tear down the roof, they are willing to open it. window.

That's so well said. Compared with picking up rags, mental illness and this life experience of being trafficked are not the focus in an instant.

After all, picking up rags was something she had to do herself, so she was active, while the latter two were misunderstood or made up by others, so they were passive.

"cough"

After a while, Lin Luo guessed that the emperor had reconciled, broke the silence with a dry cough, and then explained: "Actually, this is nothing. The main reason is that you are new here and don't know the value of many things. This is a cognitive problem.

When you slowly integrate into modern society, you will definitely not do such a thing. "

"So, what you have to do now is to integrate into this world as soon as possible, improve your understanding of this society, and avoid things like this from happening in the future."

Facing the steps being handed over to him, Jiang Li remained silent for a moment before finally raising his head, "If I want to integrate into this place, besides needing an ID card, what else should I do?"

Lin Luo was waiting for this sentence. Hearing this, he said without thinking: "Everything else is too far away. The first thing that bears the brunt is the way of speaking and dressing up."

"About speaking. It doesn't matter what you say in front of me, but outside or in front of outsiders, you try to use me instead of me, or don't say it at all. Then you observe how I and other modern people speak. What words to use.”

"As for the way you dress, what you are wearing now looks very much like a modern person."

Speaking of this, Lin Luo paused and glanced across the plain, "But there is still one thing missing. Let's go, we will go out and buy it for you now."

"buy what?"

"You'll know when you go out with me."

Nearly an hour later, the two of them were standing on the side of the road, with cars passing by on the wide road. Directly across the road was a women's underwear store called Second Skin.

"Hey, did you see that the store opposite is our destination this time?"

Jiang Li put his hands in his pockets and looked at the store opposite.

Second Skin, the name is very weird.

"Should I buy the things I need here?"

"Ah."

"Then why can't we go there?"

"Wait a minute." Lin Luo couldn't possibly say that there were other female customers inside. Let's go after they leave. He pointed to the traffic lanes on the road: "There are cars coming and going on this road. It's very dangerous to cross the road. Yes, wait until there is no more cars before going there."

"Since there are cars on the road, why don't you and I take the zebra crossing under the traffic light over there?"

Jiang Li pointed to the traffic light in the distance. This trip, she walked and stopped all the way. With Lin Luo's popular science, she already had a rough understanding of modern traffic rules. Stop when the light is red and go when the light is green.

"It's too far away. It would be a waste of time to walk there, why not"

Just as he was talking, several customers from the lingerie store came out. Lin Luo paused for a moment, then looked to make sure there was no one else, then waved and said, "Let's go, let's go."

"But there are still cars on the road."

"I know, let's go from here." Lin Luo pointed to the underground passage next to him, then walked down the steps first, turned around and saw Jiang Li following him, then lowered his voice and said, "I'll teach you the same thing again, cross the street. You don’t have to walk on the zebra crossing, you can also walk on this underground passage, and you can reach the other side from here, and people have to learn to be flexible.”

Hearing this, Jiang Li frowned, "Then why didn't you change your mind a long time ago?"

"Oh, doesn't this test your traffic awareness? It's not bad. You know you can't pass if there is a car."

With a casual excuse, the two of them walked along the underground passage to the opposite side. Standing in front of the underwear store, Lin Luo observed again and confirmed that there were no other female customers. Only two clerks were chatting at the bar. Walk forward and push the door open.

"welcome."

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the two of them turned around subconsciously and saw a man entering the store. They were both stunned. However, they were professional after all. They were stunned for only a moment and then recovered. "Welcome, sir. What do you need?"

Lin Luo shifted his body to the side, exposing Jiang Li who was blocked behind him, and then tried his best to pretend as if nothing had happened, "Oh, buy her two pairs of underwear."

Seeing Jiang Li, the two shop assistants looked surprised, and then professional smiles appeared on their faces, "Sir, this is your girlfriend. Your girlfriend is so beautiful. I didn't know you wanted to buy something for your girlfriend." What style?”

Lin Luo coughed, "You misunderstood, she is my sister."

Hearing this, the two clerks changed their words instantly, and the connection was extremely smooth, "It turns out to be my sister. You brought your sister here to buy underwear. You are so considerate as a brother."

Lin Luo turned his gaze away and avoided the expectant gaze of the clerk. No matter how much you flatter him, I can't afford it anyway. He looked around and finally pointed to the shelves over there. They were all in their early [-]s. This was what he wanted. It's the limit of what I can afford.

"Over there, you guys should pick out two pieces. The styles should be more conservative."

Seeing the price tag of more than 100, the clerk's smile faded a little, and then he said: "Then I wonder what kind of cup my sister is wearing?"

"She hasn't worn it yet. This is her first time here to buy it. Please help me choose it. Once I've finished choosing it, I'll ask you to take her to the fitting room to try it on."

"it is good."

The clerk nodded and naturally looked at Jiang Li's chest. Then the smile on his face froze. Hey, why isn't this?

After being stunned for a few seconds, the clerk looked back with sympathy. Although there was no sympathy, the business still had to be done. Then she turned around and searched on the shelves, and took out a girl's pure cotton underwear with the smallest cup size.

Then he held it in his hand and said with a smile on his face: "Sister, what do you think of this one? If possible, go to the fitting room with me and try it on."

"???"

When she entered the store and saw the dazzling array of covers and heard the word underwear, Jiang Li felt something was wrong. Now that she saw this so-called underwear up close, the shape and style made her unconscious. Just think of something.

"I"

"cough!"

A heavy cough interrupted her voice, and Lin Luo said: "Well, I think this one is pretty good, just this one. Please take her to try it. If it doesn't work, take her with you. My sister, she Being thin-skinned and shy, she might not want to go.”

Hearing this, the two clerks nodded with smiles. Girls who buy underwear for the first time will be shy. Besides, this girl is not. Such a hurtful story will only make her even more shy.

"Come on, sister, why are you so shy? Only people like you are comfortable. My sisters are envious of you."

As they spoke, the two clerks took Jiang Li's arms, half-supporting and half-pulling her to the fitting room.

With his left and right arms held up, the poor Emperor was already in a state of confusion. He forgot to struggle for a moment. He walked forward for a while, then seemed to suddenly react, and then turned to look at Lin Luo.

Thinking of a knife alone can't be hidden.

Lin Luo's lips moved for a while, but no sound came out, but Jiang Li understood it.

Dress up and blend in with modern society.

(End of this chapter)