Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off
Chapter 37 opened
Chapter 37 opened
On weekends, the weather is fine.
This is the Daming Palace Ruins Park. The restored Danfeng Tower city wall stands here, and there is a large square in front of it.
At the outermost edge of the square, there is a red sunshade canopy. There are several folding tables and seven or eight small horses in the shed.
There is a wooden sign leaning against the support pillar of the ceiling, with the stall's business items and game rules written in calligraphy on it.
The venue rents for 30 yuan a day, the ceiling rents for [-] yuan a day, the folding table can be bought for [-] yuan a day, and the mazaar costs [-] yuan a day.
There was no money spent on the wooden sign, and the calligraphy on it came from the emperor's royal pen.
In addition, there are a few pens and notebooks thrown on the table.
After spending a huge sum of 300 yuan, the two people opened their stall.
Lin Luo felt that this location was actually quite good. Although it was at the very edge of the square, not even the entrance, it had a wide view. There was a crosswalk in front of it, plus a wide road, and the venue fee was cheap.
But it was still morning, the sun was shining brightly, cars were coming and going on the road, and pedestrians were passing by in a hurry on the crosswalk, but not many stopped.
Inside the ceiling, the two of them were sitting on a pony. The clothes they bought online had not yet arrived. Jiang Li was still wearing the black and white cow pajamas. She put her hands in her pockets and stared at the pedestrians and vehicles passing by on the street from time to time.
She has been sitting here for almost an hour, and no business has come to her door so far. She can't help herself, "Lin Banban, I heard that the vendors in the market are shouting loudly when they are soliciting business. It's like you and I sitting here silently." If you don’t ring, no one will come.”
Lin Luo was also a little impatient, but his expression was as steady as an old dog, "We are not a shouting business. Just because we don't have customers now doesn't mean we won't have them for a while. Don't worry, let the bullets fly for a while."
As he said that, he stood up and moved the wooden sign out and placed it in a more conspicuous position. Just as he was about to walk back, he saw a supermarket not far away. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and threw it away. The next sentence is, "Wait here for a while, I'll buy two ice cream sticks."
Lin Luo then ran toward the supermarket with open legs. Jiang Li frowned behind him, ice cream?
Soon, Lin Luo came back with an ice cream in his mouth. He tore open the other package and handed it to Jiang Li, saying vaguely: "Here."
Jiang Li reached out to take it, but was not in a hurry to eat it, but stared at it, "Is this the ice cream?"
"hold head high."
"."
Jiang Li looked up at him again. The ice cream was still in Lin Luo's mouth, and asked again: "So is Lin Banban's way of eating it so-called dazzling?"
"what?"
Lin Luo was stunned for a moment and didn't react.
Seeing his appearance, Jiang Li recalled it again, "Ice cream, ice cream, show it off in my mouth. I remember it right. Could it be that this is how you eat it?"
???
Lin Luo never expected that such a sentence would come out of her mouth, and she was really confused now.
It wasn't until the cream melted and flowed out of the corner of his mouth that he came back to his senses.
He took the ice cream out of his mouth and said, "No, where did you know this stuff?"
"Yesterday you showed me the video, and this sentence floated over it several times."
"."
"."
Damn it, I forgot to turn off the barrage of the video I showed her yesterday.
Lin Luo licked the cream on his lips, his voice was a little weak, "Besides this, what else did you see on it?"
"Food grade. I am Uzumaki Naruto's brother, Uzumaki Mouth. I won't eat a bite until my face is revealed."
"anything else?"
"." Jiang Li shook his head, indicating that there was no more.
She saw that the grandma was just a little grandma, with only a few hundred fans, a low number of views, and very few comments. All she saw was a few sentences.
But just these few words made her unable to understand them and couldn't figure out what they meant.
Initially she thought she understood, but seeing Lin Luo's series of inexplicable reactions, she felt that the ice cream mentioned above seemed to be different from the one in her hand.
And the guy acted like he was worried about what she saw.
After a pause, Jiang Li asked, "Is there something else on there that I shouldn't see?"
"No, no, it's a video. Is there anything I shouldn't watch?"
Lin Luo laughed and breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. Fortunately, online pornographic reviews and foot control are all about not leaking out the sex. They clearly mentioned feet, but they didn't even mention the word "foot". Let me just say something. All kinds of jokes.
The emperor specified that he could not understand.
He greeted: "Eat the ice cream quickly, it will melt in a while, um, no need to show off, just bite and eat."
Jiang Li nodded slightly and pointed behind Lin Luo, "Those two people have been standing there for a while. Does Lin Banban want to say hello?"
"?"
Lin Luo turned around when he heard this and saw two people, a man and a woman, standing in front of the wooden sign.
The woman looked to be in her 30s or almost [-]s, and there was a boy of fifteen or sixteen standing next to her, who looked like a mother and son.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier."
Without saying a word, Lin Luo ran over to greet him, his face instantly filled with smiles, "Sister, you are taking your brother out. Do you want to challenge me?"
The woman was standing by the sign admiring the calligraphy on it. When she heard this, she was stunned for a moment, then looked up and saw a young man standing in front of her.
His eyes looked at the gauze on Lin Luo's head, and then stayed on that face, looking at it several times and sighing several times.
This young man is really good-looking.
Wait, did he just call him sister?
Also talking about younger brother?
"Ah, yes."
Being misunderstood, the woman couldn't explain how she felt. She was not annoyed, but rather happy. She didn't explain it, but asked: "Young man, are you the boss here?"
"I'm not really a boss, I just make a living."
Lin Luo smiled and pointed to the wooden sign next to her, "Sister, do you want to challenge your brother? Our rules are very simple. Let me introduce them to my sister. From one to five hundred, there is no If there are typos and no corrections, it will be considered a success. It is 20 yuan a time. If the challenge is successful, I will give you [-] yuan back."
He introduced everything in one breath, with a smile on his face.
The experience of being a eunuch is still useful after all. At least he is very good at solving problems now, his tone is sincere when he speaks, and his smile is very sunny and bright.
The woman who called her a sister was elated, especially because the young man was so good-looking. Looking at his sunny smile, she was a little distracted for a moment, and there was no reason to refuse at all.
So he smiled and nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay, I'll take my brother to challenge, it's not expensive anyway."
At this time, the boy next to her who had been silent finally couldn't help but speak, with a resentful tone, "Mom"
The woman who screamed came back to her senses. The smile on her face froze, and a hint of embarrassment flashed in her eyes. At this time, Lin Luo interrupted again, with an expression of disbelief on her face, "It turns out that my sister and he are mother and son. I didn't even look at it." Come on, really, my sister is too young, I thought you two were siblings."
"Come on, sister, over here, you two can sit at this table. It's cool here."
"."
(End of this chapter)
On weekends, the weather is fine.
This is the Daming Palace Ruins Park. The restored Danfeng Tower city wall stands here, and there is a large square in front of it.
At the outermost edge of the square, there is a red sunshade canopy. There are several folding tables and seven or eight small horses in the shed.
There is a wooden sign leaning against the support pillar of the ceiling, with the stall's business items and game rules written in calligraphy on it.
The venue rents for 30 yuan a day, the ceiling rents for [-] yuan a day, the folding table can be bought for [-] yuan a day, and the mazaar costs [-] yuan a day.
There was no money spent on the wooden sign, and the calligraphy on it came from the emperor's royal pen.
In addition, there are a few pens and notebooks thrown on the table.
After spending a huge sum of 300 yuan, the two people opened their stall.
Lin Luo felt that this location was actually quite good. Although it was at the very edge of the square, not even the entrance, it had a wide view. There was a crosswalk in front of it, plus a wide road, and the venue fee was cheap.
But it was still morning, the sun was shining brightly, cars were coming and going on the road, and pedestrians were passing by in a hurry on the crosswalk, but not many stopped.
Inside the ceiling, the two of them were sitting on a pony. The clothes they bought online had not yet arrived. Jiang Li was still wearing the black and white cow pajamas. She put her hands in her pockets and stared at the pedestrians and vehicles passing by on the street from time to time.
She has been sitting here for almost an hour, and no business has come to her door so far. She can't help herself, "Lin Banban, I heard that the vendors in the market are shouting loudly when they are soliciting business. It's like you and I sitting here silently." If you don’t ring, no one will come.”
Lin Luo was also a little impatient, but his expression was as steady as an old dog, "We are not a shouting business. Just because we don't have customers now doesn't mean we won't have them for a while. Don't worry, let the bullets fly for a while."
As he said that, he stood up and moved the wooden sign out and placed it in a more conspicuous position. Just as he was about to walk back, he saw a supermarket not far away. He wiped the sweat from his forehead and threw it away. The next sentence is, "Wait here for a while, I'll buy two ice cream sticks."
Lin Luo then ran toward the supermarket with open legs. Jiang Li frowned behind him, ice cream?
Soon, Lin Luo came back with an ice cream in his mouth. He tore open the other package and handed it to Jiang Li, saying vaguely: "Here."
Jiang Li reached out to take it, but was not in a hurry to eat it, but stared at it, "Is this the ice cream?"
"hold head high."
"."
Jiang Li looked up at him again. The ice cream was still in Lin Luo's mouth, and asked again: "So is Lin Banban's way of eating it so-called dazzling?"
"what?"
Lin Luo was stunned for a moment and didn't react.
Seeing his appearance, Jiang Li recalled it again, "Ice cream, ice cream, show it off in my mouth. I remember it right. Could it be that this is how you eat it?"
???
Lin Luo never expected that such a sentence would come out of her mouth, and she was really confused now.
It wasn't until the cream melted and flowed out of the corner of his mouth that he came back to his senses.
He took the ice cream out of his mouth and said, "No, where did you know this stuff?"
"Yesterday you showed me the video, and this sentence floated over it several times."
"."
"."
Damn it, I forgot to turn off the barrage of the video I showed her yesterday.
Lin Luo licked the cream on his lips, his voice was a little weak, "Besides this, what else did you see on it?"
"Food grade. I am Uzumaki Naruto's brother, Uzumaki Mouth. I won't eat a bite until my face is revealed."
"anything else?"
"." Jiang Li shook his head, indicating that there was no more.
She saw that the grandma was just a little grandma, with only a few hundred fans, a low number of views, and very few comments. All she saw was a few sentences.
But just these few words made her unable to understand them and couldn't figure out what they meant.
Initially she thought she understood, but seeing Lin Luo's series of inexplicable reactions, she felt that the ice cream mentioned above seemed to be different from the one in her hand.
And the guy acted like he was worried about what she saw.
After a pause, Jiang Li asked, "Is there something else on there that I shouldn't see?"
"No, no, it's a video. Is there anything I shouldn't watch?"
Lin Luo laughed and breathed a sigh of relief in her heart. Fortunately, online pornographic reviews and foot control are all about not leaking out the sex. They clearly mentioned feet, but they didn't even mention the word "foot". Let me just say something. All kinds of jokes.
The emperor specified that he could not understand.
He greeted: "Eat the ice cream quickly, it will melt in a while, um, no need to show off, just bite and eat."
Jiang Li nodded slightly and pointed behind Lin Luo, "Those two people have been standing there for a while. Does Lin Banban want to say hello?"
"?"
Lin Luo turned around when he heard this and saw two people, a man and a woman, standing in front of the wooden sign.
The woman looked to be in her 30s or almost [-]s, and there was a boy of fifteen or sixteen standing next to her, who looked like a mother and son.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier."
Without saying a word, Lin Luo ran over to greet him, his face instantly filled with smiles, "Sister, you are taking your brother out. Do you want to challenge me?"
The woman was standing by the sign admiring the calligraphy on it. When she heard this, she was stunned for a moment, then looked up and saw a young man standing in front of her.
His eyes looked at the gauze on Lin Luo's head, and then stayed on that face, looking at it several times and sighing several times.
This young man is really good-looking.
Wait, did he just call him sister?
Also talking about younger brother?
"Ah, yes."
Being misunderstood, the woman couldn't explain how she felt. She was not annoyed, but rather happy. She didn't explain it, but asked: "Young man, are you the boss here?"
"I'm not really a boss, I just make a living."
Lin Luo smiled and pointed to the wooden sign next to her, "Sister, do you want to challenge your brother? Our rules are very simple. Let me introduce them to my sister. From one to five hundred, there is no If there are typos and no corrections, it will be considered a success. It is 20 yuan a time. If the challenge is successful, I will give you [-] yuan back."
He introduced everything in one breath, with a smile on his face.
The experience of being a eunuch is still useful after all. At least he is very good at solving problems now, his tone is sincere when he speaks, and his smile is very sunny and bright.
The woman who called her a sister was elated, especially because the young man was so good-looking. Looking at his sunny smile, she was a little distracted for a moment, and there was no reason to refuse at all.
So he smiled and nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay, I'll take my brother to challenge, it's not expensive anyway."
At this time, the boy next to her who had been silent finally couldn't help but speak, with a resentful tone, "Mom"
The woman who screamed came back to her senses. The smile on her face froze, and a hint of embarrassment flashed in her eyes. At this time, Lin Luo interrupted again, with an expression of disbelief on her face, "It turns out that my sister and he are mother and son. I didn't even look at it." Come on, really, my sister is too young, I thought you two were siblings."
"Come on, sister, over here, you two can sit at this table. It's cool here."
"."
(End of this chapter)
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