Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off

Chapter 78 This year’s netizens have committed heinous crimes!

After washing the dishes, Lin Luo wiped his hands and came out of the kitchen. Jiang Li was spreading rice paper, holding a brush to write, and holding a mobile phone next to him.

He stood aside and looked at it, "Why do you write so much? Just one word is enough."

"I want to write." After a pause, Jiang Li raised his head again and said, "When the time comes, you can cut a few more videos for me and send them up."

"My Queen, is she planning to open the book?"

What do you mean your Majesty the Queen?

It sounds like I belong to you.

Jiang Li felt awkward and asked, "I want to make more money. Is this wrong?"

"Of course not." Lin Luo smiled very understandingly: "Then you must make more money. Don't one day be unable to pay off your debts, feel that you have nothing to repay, and then promise me your life."

Jiang Li said expressionlessly: "Then maybe you should first find a drug that can enchant people's minds and change their minds, and trick me into taking it."

Lin Luo raised his eyebrows: "Eh?"

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This sound made Jiang Li's hand holding the brush tremble, and the rice paper was suddenly stained with ink.

Is it possible that such mind-altering drugs really exist in modern times?

Then this bitch was reminded and wanted to drug her?

But at this moment, I heard Lin Luo say: "Next time, don't give others random ideas. I am a gentleman. If you want to let others know, they may actually drug you."

"Is there really such a drug that can change people's minds?"

"No."

There are some things that can make people lose consciousness, but the only thing that can change their minds is the legendary poison that can lower their heads.

Even if it does exist, Lin Luo knows that he will definitely not be able to buy it, so it is equivalent to not having it.

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Jiang Li glared at him angrily. Since he didn't, then this bitch was just deliberately trying to scare her.

She balled up the contaminated rice paper vigorously, threw it into the trash can, and said firmly: "Whether it is there or not, if you dare to drug me, I will kill you."

At this point, she paused. Threats like being buried with dogs were of no use to this shameless guy.

Her thoughts changed rapidly, and she thought of a useful solution, "I will find someone to castrate you and let you become a eunuch again."

"Is that what I said to you? Not to mention that I am a gentleman, there is no way I could drug you.

Furthermore, your threats are of no use. You even found someone to castrate me and become a eunuch. Do you think this is Daqi?You go outside and ask to see who dares to take over your job. There are not even eunuchs in modern society, so how can there be knife makers? "

Having said that, Lin Luo felt that what he said was too absolute. It was true that there were no knife makers, but it was not necessarily true that there were no eunuchs in modern society. There were many in the starting point.

"If I can't find anyone, why don't I do it myself?"

Jiang Li kept a straight face, and then added: "Don't sleep too much at night. It's best to take turns keeping watch with both eyes."

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The corners of Lin Luo's eyes twitched, don't say it seriously, this trick was used just right, and now he is becoming more and more proficient.

He sat down on the sofa, opened the notebook, and urged nonchalantly: "Write quickly, I'll cut it for you when you're done, and then we'll find a TV show to watch."

"No more writing."

Jiang Li put down his pen, took off his cell phone and handed it to Lin Luo, "I wrote six words, which are six videos. After I send them up, that's enough. You ask that person to transfer the remaining 500 yuan. ."

"I'm afraid it won't work." "Why not?"

"We have received money from others, so at least we should have some money for you to watch. You were supposed to post one video a day, for a total of twelve days.

As far as promotion is concerned, it doesn’t matter whether the effect of this is good or bad, but at least the time span is long. But if you send six videos a day, it will inevitably give the other party the feeling that you are doing some errands. "

Lin Luo gave another example: "This kind of thing is equivalent to you making a decree and it needs to be announced to the world.

Then let a minister supervise this matter. Not only must the announcement be posted in every county in the world, but also people must be sent to explain the contents of the announcement to the people, so that the people must know it.

In the end, within a few days, he came back to reply and told you, Your Majesty, I have done the job.

Maybe he really did it, but your first reaction at this time is definitely not that he can do things efficiently and act quickly.

But I suspect that this minister is probably perfunctory, right? "

With this example, Jiang Li understood instantly. She had to admit that every time she wanted to explain something, this guy could always use the most intuitive and accurate way to answer her questions.

——He knows Da Qi too well and understands her way of thinking.

"So when Lin Banban was running errands in the past, you had already completed it, but you were just worried that I would think you were perfunctory, so you would deliberately waste time?"

Lin Luo blinked and looked at her without speaking.

Jiang Li said to himself again, "I didn't expect that when I was on an errand, I would be able to say this when I came back.

Especially you, Lin Banban, every time you reply to the order, it always comes a little late, which always makes me feel a little late, but I can't think of criticizing you harshly. On the contrary, I feel that you are doing things appropriately and with all your heart.

You are really good at guessing my thoughts, but I was manipulated by you. "

No, we are just here to eat. It is the basic skill to figure out the holy will.

Lin Luo didn't say this, but said with a serious face: "Is there a possibility that I didn't speculate, but that I and you have the same mind?"

Who shares your mind?
Jiang Li glared at him, and then said: "The connection between minds is just nonsense on your part. It's true if you figure it out."

"You know? People don't want their thoughts to be known to others, but you still try to figure out my thoughts. This feeling makes me unhappy."

"What's wrong with having someone who is willing to figure out your thoughts?"

"not good."

"What's wrong? I don't want to figure out other people's thoughts, and I don't bother to figure them out. I'm too tired.

I am willing to figure out your thoughts. In the past, it was because you were the emperor. I needed to figure out your thoughts to prevent me from doing something wrong or saying something wrong, which would lead to punishment or even loss of my head.

And now that you are no longer the emperor, I don't have to worry about saying the wrong thing or doing the wrong thing and getting punished, but I will still try to figure out your thoughts.

I will guess what you are thinking, guess whether you are in a good mood, and try to understand your emotions.

If you do this to me, I will be very happy, which means you. Well, you might as well guess my thoughts. Lin Luo smiled, "Why do you think I still guess your thoughts now?" "

"Because you are scheming and have many eyes."

"Is it possible that I like you? I want to pursue you, so I guess your thoughts?"

Jiang Li was caught off guard by the sudden straight shot. She didn't know how to respond. She moved her lips and then sneered: "Do you like it? You have a greedy body, you are despicable!"

I ride a horse.

Lin Luo's heart was racing. She hit a straight ball, but she didn't get any positive feedback. Instead, she responded with a joke.

This year’s netizens have committed heinous crimes!
Anything can be made into a short video and sent out.

"Yes, you're right. I'm just greedy for your body. I'm despicable. What next?"

(End of this chapter)