Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off

Chapter 88 Get me a pair of chopsticks!

The next morning, Lin Luo led Jiang Li out of the community and reported today's itinerary to the emperor.
"Didn't you want to go out for a walk yesterday? Let's find a place to eat later, then watch a movie together, drink a cup of milk tea, take a walk, and go shopping."

Jiang Li said in a faint tone: "Why does this sound like a date to me? Do you want to book another room in the end?"

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What the hell are you reading online every day... Lin Luo's cheeks twitched twice, "You know the dating process well, right?"

"Lin Banban thinks these modern things are so difficult to understand, not to mention that I have been studying the Internet for many days, why can't I understand them?"

"It is recommended to disconnect from the Internet, thank you."

".I'm going back."

"Why are you going back? It's just a date. Is it possible that I will really take you to check out a hotel?" Lin Luo said: "Besides, we are both lovers, so it's normal to have a date."

"We are a couple in name only. We have agreed to just live together. Why are we dating? Why should I go on a date with you?"

Looking at her retort, Lin Luo smiled understandingly, "I understand that Her Majesty the Queen is worried that once she makes an appointment with me, it will become real in name, right?"

"Lin Banban is motivating the general?"

"Whatever you think, it's just a date. Do you think it's not a date when we go out to buy groceries? Going out for a walk is not a date?"

Jiang Li was startled, "Does this count as a date?"

"Why not? The essence of a date is nothing more than being alone between a man and a woman. Does it mean that you have to go to a movie, have a candlelight dinner, and do these ritual things to be called a date?"

At this point, Lin Luo shook his head with a sigh, and said in a teasing tone, "Thankfully, I thought you really understood. It turns out that it was just superficial, and you are still at the stage of seeing mountains as mountains. It seems that our Majesty still has more to learn. a lot of."

Jiang Li: "What did you say about the candlelight dinner? You left the light on but you lit the candles to have dinner. Are you sick?"

The topic jumped so abruptly that Lin Luo picked up casually, "I already said it was a ritual. Let's go, let's find a place to eat first."

In the busy commercial street, Her Majesty the Queen was wearing a childish sweatshirt, jeans, and a high ponytail, holding up the marshmallows she just bought on the roadside.

This kind of candy is rare, like clouds, soft, sweet to eat and pleasant to look at.

"Can you make this kind of candy at home?"

"can not do this."

"Why can't it be made? The man just reached into the pot with his chopsticks. Wouldn't the candy be made as soon as the pot was turned?"

"So you think it's enough to turn the pot in our house, right?"

"Could it not be?"

"Smart, Your Majesty, why didn't I think of that?"

"This is easy to understand." Jiang Li said indifferently, "This kind of thing is not as complicated as a computer or mobile phone. You can understand the principles with just the naked eye. It's not that I am smart, but that you are stupid."

"Then let's buy some sugar and cook it at home. You will be responsible for turning the pot. I hope you can turn the pot as fast as others. How about we eat it here?"

Jiang Li was still thinking about turning the pot. When he heard this, he looked up and saw what Mist was written on the plaque. He couldn't tell what it did. "What kind of food is this selling?"

"Pizza."

"That name is so weird."

"Let's go in and have a try. I'll let you experience the exotic flavor."

"Isn't this just a Western naan cake?"

Sitting on his seat and looking at the pizza that was served, Jiang Li couldn't hold back for a moment. Hearing what the pizza was called, he thought it was some kind of exotic exotic flavor, but what happened?

"Put some meat and vegetables on a piece of naan bread, and it becomes an exotic flavor. And it's so expensive?" Lin Luo was a little confused. The emperor was starting to worry about money?
"Foreign monks like to chant sutras. It's normal to sell them more expensively. This is what Chinese people do."

"Is this all you do?"

"I don't want to eat this. The main thing is to bring you a taste of exotic flavors. If it were me, I would rather go to KFC, and I would also check what day it is today. Then find someone to v. me fifty."

Jiang Li didn't understand what all this nonsense was about, "How do you eat this?"

As she said that, she looked around again, "Eat with your hands?"

"Yes, pull it apart like this." Lin Luo pulled off a piece with his hand and handed it over, "Here, have a taste."

Seeing the oily Jiang Li hesitated for a moment, he still reached out to take it, "Foreigners don't even use chopsticks to eat. They eat with their hands. After thousands of years, they seem to be uncivilized."

Lin Luo pulled off a piece for himself, put it in his mouth, took a bite, and said vaguely: "Stop your sense of superiority. Times have changed. Now is not the time for us to show off our sense of superiority. Now people look down on us. "

Jiang Li frowned: "Is there such a thing?"

"Haven't you finished reading A Brief History of China? More than a hundred years ago, we were pushed to the ground, rubbed, and beaten like our third grandson. In this situation, it is inevitable to be looked down upon by others."

"That's also Qing."

"Okay, stop criticizing now, here comes the steak."

The waiter came over with the tray and opened the lid. The steak inside crackled and oil splashed everywhere.

"Steak," the waiter said with a smile, "well done, please use it slowly."

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Jiang Li frowned and watched the waiter go away, then turned around and said, "What happened to that man just now? Why did he smile like that for no reason?"

"I think we ordered something well cooked and laughed at us. Don't pay attention to him. There is something wrong with this kind of person. We spend money here, but he takes advantage of it."

“Why should I be laughed at if I order it well-done?”

“Because steak is eaten half-cooked in foreign countries, and those gringos think it’s tenderer.

When we come here, many people feel that we have to eat half-cooked food just like in foreign countries.

Ordering well-done seems like a waste of food, and you have to use a knife and fork. They think it's so advanced. If you don't know how to use it, others will laugh at you as a country bumpkin or a bumpkin.

If you use chopsticks, well, in the eyes of some people, that is a heinous crime, just like digging up his family's ancestral graves. "

Jiang Li was confused when he heard this, frowned and asked, "Why is it so baffling to eat a foreign meal?"

"Yeah, it's just baffling."

Lin Luo lowered his head and cut the steak with a knife and fork, "That's why I just said that I would rather go to KFC. At least that place has been localized. It's not like this kind of Western restaurant. If you don't follow the way those gringos eat, it's like No matter how much crime you commit, you just spend money to buy the pain."

".Don't come to places like this anymore."

"Okay, I'll listen to you. If I don't come here again, I'll give you a try this time."

Lin Luo smiled, lowered his head and continued to cut the steak, cutting it into small pieces very carefully. After cutting, he pushed the plate to Jiang Li, "Here, you eat this plate, I have cut it all. You eat it with a fork."

"Thank you." Jiang Li did not refuse and pushed his plate over. "Then this plate is for you. Lin Banban will try to cut it again."

"That's not necessary."

Lin Luo turned around and shouted loudly: "Waiter, bring me a pair of chopsticks!"

(End of this chapter)