Back to modern times, Her Majesty the Queen and I are both laid off

Chapter 96 Got it ([-] words)
The next day was a nice day. Li Shulan was sitting on the sofa watching TV and peeling green beans. When she saw Lin Xuemin coming out of the room, she raised her head and said, "There are dishes left for you on the table. There is some porridge in the pot, and steamed buns are also in the pot. , just warm it up."

"Ah."

Lin Xuemin hummed, turned and went into the bathroom to wash up, and then went into the kitchen to do some work. He came out with two steamed buns and a bowl of porridge, sat down at the dining table, spent more than ten minutes finishing breakfast, turned around and asked: "When will they come?"

"It's not yet nine o'clock. I guess you have to wait a while. Put your dishes and chopsticks in the sink and soak them in water."

"It's okay, I just washed it."

"Don't waste your energy. I have to wash you a second time."

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Lin Xuemin silently put the dishes and chopsticks in the sink, soaked them with water, came out of the kitchen, first made himself a pot of tea, then sat down on the sofa, holding the teacup and watching TV together.

After a while, I suddenly remembered something, took out my phone, opened Douyin, and it was really updated.

"You brush that again."

"Do you know whose video I uploaded?"

"who?"

"Does this word look familiar to you?" Lin Xuemin tried to remind you, "It's the one that was newly hung in my study some time ago, God rewards those who work hard, doesn't it look similar?"

"Did you send this video?"

"No." Lin Xuemin simply started from the beginning, "The last time I went there for a meeting, didn't I meet two people setting up a stall on the roadside? There was a wooden sign outside their shed, and the words on it were
Anyway, the writing was very good. After I came back, I thought about starting to practice. Then didn’t our son come back that time? I asked him who wrote the words on the sign. He told me that his girlfriend wrote it. What do you think? How irritating, this guy is treating me like a fool. "

Li Shulan couldn't understand the nonsense the more she listened, so she simply asked: "What next?"

"Then I found out now that he didn't seem to be fooled. That guy was really telling the truth."

Lin Xuemin pointed to the ID that posted the video, "Look, this person is called Jiang Jiang, and his girlfriend is also named Jiang. Not only that, but the location and information are all correct. There are several other videos here. The exposed hands look like a woman’s hands.”

"Did she send this video?"

After hearing what he said, Li Shulan stopped what she was doing and looked carefully, "Don't tell me, this handwriting is really good."

"How good is this? With his style of writing, he is an absolute master of calligraphy."

Li Shulan didn't know what calligraphy skills were, so she agreed, "Hey, you're so good."

"Don't you think it's outrageous?"

"How outrageous?"

"Isn't it outrageous that she, a little girl, has such high calligraphy skills?"

"Why is it so outrageous? Good writing shows that the person is powerful and talented."

"It's great, but it's useless to rely on talent for calligraphy. Wang Xizhi is still a calligrapher when he was a child. Forget it, you don't understand even if I tell you."

Lin Xuemin waved his hands and didn't plan to talk any more. He had nothing to say to a layman, so he just watched his own video.

While watching, he smacked his lips, that shouldn't be the case. How could a little girl get such strength?

Have you started practicing calligraphy since you were born?
After watching the video, which lasted for more than two minutes, I saw at the end of the video that there was a fan group or something. Lin Xuemin clicked on the homepage to take a look. It looked like a QQ group.

On the other side of the car, Jiang Li heard a ding in his pocket. He took his phone out of his pocket and looked at it, "There's another person joining the group."

"How many people are in the group now?"

"Counting these 32 people."

Jiang Li conveniently sent a stolen emoticon, waving a flag of welcome.jpg.

Then he clicked on the other party's information, "This person seems to have just registered an account, and he hasn't even changed his avatar."

"It's normal. What you posted is a calligraphy video. There must be many middle-aged and elderly people among your fans. Those people don't have any QQ. Maybe they asked their children to help them register. People in this situation are usually die-hard fans."

Iron powder
Jiang Li thought for a while and sent another emoticon, warm welcome.JPG.

Someone in the group immediately asked: "When I joined the group, I just waved the flag to welcome him. How come this newcomer still gets such treatment?"

After all, I am not worthy.JPG
Another person said: "I just saw that it is a trumpet. I suspect that Jiang Jiang gives preferential treatment to the trumpet because she is a trumpet herself."

"Let's change to a smaller account and join the group."

"Are this manager and Jiang Jiang a couple? Their IDs together form a poem, and their avatars are still couple avatars."

“Does the couple’s avatar constitute a couple?”

Someone quickly followed up, "Yeah, yeah, the couple's avatar is a couple?"

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Jiang Li had been silently reading the group messages. When he saw this, he turned around and glanced at Lin Luo. He should really show this guy that couple profile pictures are nothing. If you get them, no one will think that we are a couple.

At this time, someone said: "Look, the management doesn't come out to refute us. What does this mean?"

"Does this mean I have a chance?"

"I have no resistance to girls who can write calligraphy. Why don't Jiang Jiang consider me?"

"If you want to eat shit, you have to consider me too."

The messages in the group were one after another, and the new account that I had just joined finally bubbled up: "The manager is probably driving, so it's not convenient to look at his phone."

"drive?"

"Didn't the group announcement say that we are not allowed to drive? Well, the management is driving secretly, but we are not allowed to drive!"

"You just drive, daddy will think of a solution!"

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The cell phone in his pocket kept ringing, and Lin Luo couldn't help but ask: "What's going on? Why is the group so busy?"

Jiang Li said calmly: "These people said they wanted to drive."

"What kind of car are you driving? Didn't I make an announcement in the group?"

Lin Luo saw an intersection next to him, turned in, parked the car on the side of the road, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called all members of Aite, "The group leader is a woman after all, please be careful and don't do it in front of her. If you want to drive, don’t drive in the group, you can send me a private message.”

"Why don't you drive it yourself and let us drive it?"

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Lin Luozhen, when did I start driving with you?

He swiped the screen to scroll through the group messages. Damn it, these people actually want to poach him, and I haven't poached him yet.

In the news, he quickly targeted the culprit who slandered him. No, this didn't seem to be slander. This was real driving.

No, who is this? How does he know he is driving?
Lin Luo raised his hand and clicked on the homepage of the new account. There was no information on it, so he had to chat with the other party privately, "Who are you? How do you know I'm driving?"

After waiting for a while, the other person replied: "I was just guessing."

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"Mom, I'm back."

When entering the door, he still called mom first. When he saw Lin Xuemin sitting on the sofa, Lin Luo then shouted: "Dad." "Yeah."

"Uncle, auntie."

Unlike Lin Luo, Jiang Li yelled back. Lin Xuemin's attitude changed instantly. Just a moment ago, he just responded lightly. Now he not only poured a cup of tea, but also got up and moved to the sofa on the other side to make room for him. place.

"Thank you uncle."

Li Shulan leaned out from the kitchen and greeted, "You guys sit down first, the meal will be ready later."

"it is good."

Lin Luo responded and sat down on the sofa. He poured the tea himself when no one poured him out. Then he and Jiang Li each held a cup of tea and drank silently.

Lin Xuemin looked sideways at the two of them without leaving any trace. He originally wanted to ask about the calligraphy video, but then he thought about it and realized that this kid is very good now.

In the group chat just now, I saw a group of people chatting and talking, and I couldn't help but say something, which aroused this kid's suspicion.

If you ask this again, if you combine the two things and make an association, he might guess it and kick him out of that group.

"How's business those days?"

"Just make do with it. It's cold now and business isn't as good as before. By the way, Dad, please ask me if you can find some reliable information for me, such as past papers, reference books, etc. I'll be next. I will close my business in the next month and prepare for the exam at home."

"Okay, I'll help you find some when the time comes."

In this matter, Lin Xuemin agreed simply, although he felt that this guy was afraid of spending money. A set of reliable public examination materials would cost at least several thousand yuan.

But thousands of dollars are spent. It is better to take the public examination and get an iron job than anything else. Speaking of which, this kid is really humbled by his talents when he enters the cultural center.

Just because of his ability to tell lies and his shameless energy, he should be admitted to those units with real power.

"Dad, do you still have a hobby of using TikTok?"

"Why should I brush that?"

"My mom said you were scrolling through Douyin last night."

Lin Xuemin looked normal, "I was just checking the direction of the wind. The operation account of the cultural center has been half-dead, trying to learn from it."

After saying that, he changed the subject again, "When the time comes to prepare for the exam, will you be over there or at home?"

Lin Luo hasn't thought about this problem yet, but no matter where he is preparing for the exam, he will definitely move back next year.

You can't work here and still live over there, and commuting will be a problem.

And he had to rent a house here, so he definitely couldn't take Jiang Li to live at his parents' house.

"Dad, I remember there was a real estate market opening in Qindu a few years ago. You bought a suite there, right?"

"I bought it for you to pawn."

Halfway through, Lin Xuemin remembered that Jiang Li was still sitting next to him, and felt that it was not appropriate to say this, so he changed his words: "I bought it, but it hasn't been renovated yet. If you don't think it's a rough house, you can live in it." Go in. Or you can spend money to renovate it and then move in."

"I'll just ask casually."

Lin Luo knew that the old man still didn't think favorably of the two of them after saying this. If he really liked them, he shouldn't use this retreat-for-advantage way of speaking.

The subtext of saying this is nothing more than that it is a wedding room, and you and her may not be able to make it, so don't live there.

Lin Xuemin is really not very optimistic about it. Now it is normal for a young man to break up. The two of them are living together now, and they may break up one day.

Although this girl's parents have died and she is probably living in a poor household, she doesn't have to stick to him and rely on him for food.

Not to mention anything else, just with his calligraphy skills, if you find any calligraphy training institution, you will be eager to get it.

Thinking of this, Lin Xuemin couldn't figure out how a girl like this could fall in love with his son. He must have good looks, good temperament, and ability.

What's even more outrageous is that she is willing to accompany this boy to set up a stall. I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup was poured into her.

Thinking in his heart, Lin Xuemin turned to look at the two of them again, and saw Lin Luo beside him, helping to peel oranges and refilling the tea.

With that skillful gesture, he felt like he understood.

But I understand, but when Lin Xuemin sucked his teeth, this kid had never been so attentive to him.

I have never seen you peel an orange for me.

The more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong. He simply got up, walked over and kicked the sleeping dog awake, "You two sit down, I'll go down and walk the dog for a while."

"Come back early, it's time to eat soon." Li Shulan's voice came from the kitchen.

"understood."

Lin Xuemin waved his hand and pulled the fascinated dog out of the door.

The dog is sleeping soundly, so you have to kick it awake and pull it down for a run.

Do you love walking dogs so much?
Lin Luo was confused for a moment, not knowing what went wrong in the chat just now, so he turned around to take a look.

Jiang Li was chewing an orange in his mouth. He took out his mobile phone at some point and was silently snooping on the messages in the group. His fingers would click on the screen from time to time to steal the emoticons sent by the group friends.

It is estimated that in less than two days, she will use emoticons to criticize herself.
Lin Luo couldn't tell what his mood was for the moment, so he picked up the remote control and changed several channels on the TV. He didn't find what he wanted to watch, so he simply got up and wandered around the kitchen.

He opened the refrigerator and looked inside, then looked at the dishes on the table.

Li Shulan was cooking while wearing an apron. She looked at him here and there and said, "Are you hungry? There are two more dishes left. Just wait a while."

"I'm not hungry, I just came in to see you."

"What's so good about me? I've forgotten my mother now that I have a wife, and you still know how to look at me now?"

"Mom, what do you mean by having a wife and forgetting about mother? Let's not mention that she is not my wife yet. Even if she is in the future, I am definitely not that kind of person. I will definitely be thinking about you all day long."

"Hmph." Li Shulan snorted and said in a teasing tone: "How old are you, and you think about getting a wife all day long?"

Lin Luo smiled and said, "I brought this all home to show you. You still cooked so many dishes when she came here. If I didn't want to marry her as my wife, I would be sorry for all the hard work my mother did."

"It's just like what your dad said. He's become more arrogant than before."

How could this kid be able to speak before? He seems to have grown up and is only in his early twenties.

In Li Shulan's heart, she is just a child, just like the joke she just made: How old are you, but you think about getting a wife all day long?
At his age, it really feels a bit early to talk about marriage.Of course, as a mother, she is not opposed to it. Getting married early also has the advantages of getting married early.

It's just that maybe it was because the girl was too cold. She always felt that the two of them didn't seem to be in a relationship.

Thinking in her mind, Li Shulan asked again: "You two eat and live together every day now?"

"almost."

"Would you like mom to help you with your advice and teach you some tricks on how to please a girl?"

"Forget it, it's not the same world. The methods you used back then are not the same as now. It's useless."

"At least keep yourself clean and tidy, dress smartly, and don't let others think you are sloppy. This is better than anything else.
Pass me the plate. If you really grow up, you should know something. Look, you told your dad that you are willing to take the public exam, and your dad is happy. This is great. "

After chattering for a while, Li Shulan waved her hand and said, "Go, take the dishes out, and then call your dad and ask him to come back for dinner."

"understood."

(End of this chapter)