The movie miracle doctor starts from the love apartment

Chapter 217 The most embarrassing thing in the world is this!

"and then?"

While Ran Huaizhou went to get something, he didn't forget to ask questions.

"...She fell in love with Guan Gu, but Guan Gu didn't fall in love with her." Lu Xiaobu looked at Guan Gu Mingqing sadly.

"Always avoiding her.

This was good, but it aroused her special interest.

She likes this kind of tone of "you run away and I chase you, but you can't escape even if you have wings".

Seeing the burgeoning interest, Guangu was not there.

She immediately set her sights on me.

Say it bluntly, ‘Do you want to be famous? ’

He also said, 'Since you want to enter the entertainment industry, you should know the rules.'

Of course I, Lu Xiaobu, know the rules when I travel around the world.

But Sister Shan has that figure and looks.

I thought I didn’t need to sacrifice so much.

However, I thought about Sun Jing's good life.

I can only fantasize about it, but Sun Jing can do whatever he wants.

I was immediately praised in Sister Shan's seduction club and made me famous as fast as possible. I couldn't resist it..."

"It's really a big hit~" Sun Jing looked at little Lu Bu teasingly: "And the time it took to become famous is beyond imagination."

"So you agreed to her?" Guan Gu looked at Lu Xiaobu incredulously: "That's Sister Shan, how can you lie down..."

"What do you know!" Lu Xiaobu regretted and felt aggrieved: "What I was thinking about at that time was the seventy-two concubines of the Three Palaces and Sixth Hospital that Zhang Wei of the Drama Academy saw.

I think that people are in the world and can't help themselves.

It's good to stay at home for a thousand days, but it's hard to go out!

Just turn off the lights and close your eyes!

Just don’t think about Sister Shan.

Besides, Sister Shan is not as bad as you think. You have never seen her smoking.

She always smokes cigars..."

Speaking of this, everyone also heard a somewhat different meaning.

Also!

If we were really unwilling, we wouldn't have such a big scene now.

"So are you sure you didn't take your medicine?"

Ran Huaizhou came over with the things and confirmed again: "Viagra, those pleasure-enhancing drugs?"

"I really don't! I, Lu Xiaobu, never need it!" Lu Xiaobu still wanted to pretend to be strong, but when he saw the extra-large syringe in Ran Huaizhou's hand, he suddenly gave up and his voice was trembling.

"What are you doing with such a big needle?!!!"

"If you are really sure that you have not taken the medicine, the problem will be complicated." Ran Huaizhou gestured with the extra-large needle in his hand.

“Because it is generally normal that the gold seal and paint peeling off are caused by over-medication, and if not, more detailed examinations are needed.

In this process, in order to protect your seal from long-term congestion, infarction, and necrosis, the blood inside must be extracted. "

"My second brother is invincible in the world. We have agreed not only to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but also to die in the same year, the same month and the same day! If he dies of necrosis, I will never live alone!" Lu Xiaobu shouted.

"Does it just have to be such a big needle?"

"Doctor Ran is here to scare you!" Sun Jing said with a smile: "The purpose is the same as what I scared you just now, just to see if I can scare you into calming down.

It still doesn't seem to work now.

Even with such a big needle placed in front of your eyes, you can't calm down.

The problem is really complicated. "

"Turns out you're scaring me again, hahaha..." Lu Xiaobu forced a smile and breathed a sigh of relief.

"If you should pump, you should pump!" Ran Huaizhou shook the big needle in his hand.

"What?!" Lu Xiaobu cried out in horror again: "Are you still going to smoke?"

"Don't worry." Sun Jing smiled and reassured, "We haven't reached that point yet!"

"Hoo!" Lu Xiaobu let out a long breath, but before he could speak, Sun Jing's voice changed and he shouted again.

"What?! Still need an enema?!!!"

"Yes!" Sun Jing nodded: "Compared to acupuncture and aspiration, enema is a milder first step and can constrict blood vessels."

"I don't want an enema!!!" Lu Xiaobu wailed, "I am a straight man who cannot be straighter!"

"I can see it." Ran Huaizhou looked at little Lu Bu intently, with a cold smile.

"I don't want an enema! It's just because I don't like this tune that I ran away from my hometown and came to Shanghai to work hard!" Lu Xiaobu was still very resistant.

"What do you mean?" Guangu Qingqi didn't understand.

What does enemas have to do with escaping home?

"Let's draw some blood for testing first." Sun Jing couldn't answer Guan Gu's magical question and looked at Ran Huaizhou.

"Although he seems to really believe that he didn't take the medicine, there's no way that Sister Shan secretly drugged him."

"That's right!" Ran Huaizhou nodded, changed a small syringe, and drew Lu Xiaobu's blood for testing.

"Sun Jing, you're scaring me again!" Lu Xiaobu was frightened and dissatisfied: "There is no need for an enema at all, and there is no need for aspiration with such a big needle, right?"

"Am I scaring you?" Sun Jing's smile faded a little: "I'm buying you time. You've been like this for a long time. If you delay it, the longer you go, the more dangerous you will be.

The blood test only verifies whether you have taken the medicine actively or passively.

If not, the subsequent emergency relief treatment will have to be an enema.

If it doesn’t work, you still need acupuncture and aspiration!

And this is Renhua, the first hospital in Shanghai. Do you know how busy it is?

The results of your blood test will definitely not be available immediately.

If you dare to wait, why should we rush to give you an enema? " "ah! "

Lu Xiaobu cried out in horror again: "Sun Jing, I'm sure I didn't take any medicine. Give me treatment quickly. Any treatment you think is necessary, as long as my second brother can continue to be invincible in the world, I can survive." live!"

"That's right!" Sun Jing smiled half-heartedly: "Don't hide your illness and avoid treatment! These are normal diagnosis and treatment methods!

Besides, I know what your idol is like.

It was pretty crazy to play.

After you get too excited and play the game, anything can happen.

You admire your idol so much, and I heard that you also like to have parties and play Ludo.

I'm afraid you've had a lot of fun and drank some movies, right?

Can you still recall what you did at that moment?

In fact, I suggest that you have time to think back or investigate it in the future.

Although there are no flash wedding venues like Las Vegas in China, there are not many people who really wait until they get married to do things now, right?

So it's just an enema.

It’s not as scary as you think~”

In the original plot, Lu Xiaobu and Zhang Wei went to such a party, had a great time, got drunk too much, and got married on the spot!

This is also domestic.

Otherwise, it would be like Lu Xiaobu’s idol Barney Stinson, who would act in a realistic way and would not be able to continue thinking about it...

"No!"

As a red rabbit among men and Lu Bu among horses, Lu Xiaobu has been riding horses in the arena for so many years. He is a very experienced driver. It is obvious that he also followed Sun Jing's reminder and thought of this terrible possibility.

Suddenly everyone felt bad!

He went through all the trouble to escape his hometown just to avoid taking the right path.

I didn’t expect to take all precautions, but I might still take a detour.

terrible!

"What are you talking about?" Guan Guqingqi looked confused.

His Chinese is not good and he cannot keep up with the rich connotations in Sun Jing's words.

"If you don't mind, can you find an intern to give you an enema?" Ran Huaizhou asked remindingly.

"Of course I don't mind!" Sun Jing made the decision directly: "We are a teaching hospital here, and this is how teaching and learning should be mutually beneficial!"

"I don't want..." Lu Xiaobu wailed and wanted to refuse, but when he met Sun Jing's eyes that said, "I urge you to accept it," and thinking of his current situation, he could only swallow the words that came to his mouth.

Then he regretted it.

A group of intern doctors rushed in and surrounded him, observing and studying forcefully.

Lu Xiaobu, who had always thought that he had seen the big world, dared to reveal Chi Guoguo's body in front of so many men and women in the love apartment in the original time and space.

He has never been so embarrassed since he was a child. Now he has really understood the saying, "If there is a crack in the ground, I will get into it."

While Ran Huaizhou instructed an intern who was rotating into the emergency department to go forward and prepare an enema, he also explained to the interns who were curious about the current situation and how to deal with such an emergency.

Lu Xiaobu was directed to turn sideways, and could only feel that the intern was standing behind him, grinding his fists...

He never thought that he would be here today!

"Enema is to constrict blood vessels..." Even though Ran Huaizhou's popular science explanation was very calm and the onlookers' intern doctors were working hard to study seriously, Lu Xiaobu always felt like someone was laughing at him.

"Why don't you all have nothing to do?"

With a groan, Lu Xiaobu looked back with difficulty and saw the intern retracting his hand and squeezing the infusion bag hanging there. He looked around at a group of white coats. He couldn't speak Mandarin and was holding back his local accent.

"We are just learning!" A trainee doctor couldn't help but laugh: "Such a rare emergency is something you don't encounter all the time."

"..." Lu Xiaobu was speechless. He could only feel the different infusion while letting everyone watch, praying in his heart that the enema would be effective.

However, he seemed to have bad luck, and his prayers were not answered at all.

The blood test results also came out, and I didn’t take any medicine actively or passively.

"What should we do now?" Lu Xiaobu's heart skipped a beat.

"There is no way! We can only use acupuncture and aspiration first!" Sun Jing explained: "This is the fastest effective. Even if it cannot cure the problem, it can always provide some relief and buy you time."

"We still need acupuncture..." Lu Xiaobu's face turned pale.

But there is no way.

What needs to be done must be done!

Although he was given local anesthesia, he felt phantom pain when he saw the intern holding a large needle and pricking it in.

"Damn Flash!"

The phantom pain Lu Xiaobu scolded Sister Flash bloody.

If it weren't for her, he wouldn't have suffered this!

Guangu Qingqi no longer dared to look at it and hid directly.

Not to mention him, even the male and female interns studying medicine all had wrong expressions.

The male trainee doctor has an uncontrolled sense of agency.

Some of the female interns were embarrassed, while others looked on with determination, until they kept pumping until the big syringe was filled with blood, and they couldn't bear to look at it.

"It's gone soft."

Someone couldn't help but remind me.

"Thank you Jade Emperor! Thank you Buddha! Thank you God!" Lu Xiaobu shouted: "I have never liked hearing this sentence so much!"

He screamed and laughed, wishing to vent all the negative emotions just now, but suddenly he saw that Sun Jing and Ran Huaizhou were not laughing with him. He felt a thump in his heart and said with a trembling voice: "Why don't you laugh?"

"Half-time champagne is not allowed!" Sun Jing shook his head: "Now we are just treating the symptoms temporarily, we have to look at it again."

Lu Xiaobu: "..."

(End of this chapter)