Chapter 4 Cabbage and Pickles

When Sun Jing saw them, the man and the woman also looked over. The beautiful woman who was originally talking harshly suddenly smiled like a flower after seeing Sun Jing's appearance clearly: "Who are you?"

This sudden change of expression made the handsome guy who had a heart attack, clutching his chest and looking angry, collapse in his mind and be rescued urgently.

"I am the tenant of 3603, who are you?" Sun Jing looked at them with a smile on his face.

Even though he was basically immune to the characters in movies and TV shows, he couldn't help but feel happy at this moment.

Without him!

He has already figured out a systematic rule, that is, interacting with comic characters arouses the most intense emotions and desires.

In fact, this is also very easy to understand.

Extreme emotions make it easier to provide extreme emotions.

Comedy characters can be said to be extreme when it comes to the word "hi", and compared to the other six words, the emotion of "hi" is also the most durable.

After all, emotions such as anger, sadness, fear, love, hatred, and desire will make people unbearable for a little while, and they will subconsciously avoid self-regulation. Only the word "happy" can make people maintain it all the time.

This is especially true for the comedic characters in sitcoms, who make people laugh almost every moment.

And because the comic characters in sitcoms always encounter weird and interesting things, behind these jokes, the extreme events they encounter naturally hide extremely rich and rich anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil, and desire.

Therefore, staying with a comedy character for a long time can be said to be the easiest way to increase the worldly aura. This is why Sun Jing rented here directly after returning to China.

He has quite a lot of experience in this area. He did the same thing abroad for the past three years.

There are many classic comedy characters in foreign sitcoms.

If it weren't for the system that stipulates that domestic development is the basic market, and domestic development can increase the red dust, he will focus more on foreign countries.

That's where the world of mortals is even more charming!

"Are you new here?" When the beauty heard this, her smile became brighter and she extended her hand.

"My name is Hu Yifei, and I live in 3601 across from you. From now on, we will be neighbors. Welcome to the love apartment!"

"What are you doing?" When the handsome guy next to him heard this, he shouted with wide eyes.

"The name change is a big news that Tie Zhu and the others plan to announce at the wedding. How could you reveal it in advance!"

"It doesn't matter, Erniu will understand. After all, that's how love is, come as you say, change as you say~" Hu Yifei didn't mind and continued to stare at Sun Jing and smile.

"..." The handsome boy clutched his chest and felt another symptom, which was angina pectoris.

"Love Apartment? What a name! My name is Sun Jing." Sun Jing shook hands with Hu Yifei, and then looked at the handsome guy pretending not to know: "Who is this?"

"His name is Zeng..." Hu Yifei was just about to talk it over casually when she was interrupted loudly by the handsome guy.

I saw him touching his hair, lowering his head slightly, and pretending to Sun Jing.

"Let me give you a hint, a good man is me, I am Zeng~Zeng~"

"Zeng Xiaoxian!" Sun Jing directly reported the other party's name without saying Brother Zeng.

"Have you heard his (my) name?!" Hu Yifei was stunned.

Even Zeng Xiaoxian himself, who has always been very confident, was more shocked than happy by this result.He had used this trick many times, but this was the first time he succeeded.

"I've listened to your show, Your Moon, My Heart." Sun Jing smiled and said playfully: "It's really good."

"So you are really my pickle!" Zeng Xiaoxian was so moved.

"Why do you listen to this kind of program?" Hu Yifei looked at Sun Jing with a puzzled expression. She couldn't even keep her tone after seeing the handsome guy change his face just now.

“I heard it occasionally and thought it was very good. Then I recommended it to a friend of mine who suffers from chronic anxiety and insomnia.

Since listening to Teacher Zeng’s program, my whole body has relaxed, I fall asleep very quickly, and my sleep quality is extremely high. "Sun Jing said seriously.

"Haha!" Compared to Zeng Xiaoxian, who instantly collapsed, Hu Yifei was overjoyed: "So it's such a good thing!
Putting people to sleep, this is indeed the biggest use of this crappy show!
No wonder the listening rate is so low and the radio station hasn’t stopped this program yet!
I finally understand now! "

Sun Jing had something to do later, so he stopped teasing the two of them, smiled at them, and went to 3603 with his luggage.

"Do you want us to help?" Zeng Xiaoxian struggled on the spot for a few seconds, and then he mentally restructured himself. He did not think about the negative information in Sun Jing's words, but only focused on the fact that Sun Jing was his fan.

As an idol, I can't help but want to pay attention to my fan pickle, which may be my only fan pickle.

However, in order to fear that the identity and status of idol fans would be reversed, he cleverly found an excuse for himself.

"I am the vice chairman of the apartment residents' committee under the subdistrict office..."

Before he finished speaking, he was pulled back by a hand. He stumbled and almost fell down. He saw Hu Yifei, who had changed his clothes like the Flash and was dressed in a bright and charming way, mockingly.

"With such a long name, can people remember it? You, a loser, should just take a break. Leave me alone for such a handsome guy!"

After saying that, he adjusted his posture and expression, put away his toughness, and walked directly into the apartment opposite with a cheerful look on his face, and then closed the door. Zeng Xiaoxian was angry and sour at the sight.

One is his own pickle, and the other is his own cabbage. They should all be centered on him.

Now the cabbage ran over to pickle the pickles without waiting for itself. What's going on?
What Zeng Xiaoxian was most worried about did not happen.

It's not that Sun Jing doesn't want to learn to play dodge, but this is China after all, not the United States!
No matter how tough Hu Yifei is, it's impossible for her to get into a fight as soon as they meet.

Sun Jing simply packed up, said goodbye to Hu Yifei, who was full of curiosity and gossip, left the love apartment and went to the Qidian Orphanage.

As soon as I arrived, I saw a young man who looked handsome but exuded the aura of a funny hapless guy, standing at the door and looking this way.

When he saw Sun Jing getting out of the car, he waved to Sun Jing, and the brightest smile suddenly appeared on his face, which made people want to laugh.

"Sun Jing!"

"Zhang Wei!"

In front of Zhang Wei's girlfriend Xiaoli, he called her "Viagra" just to remind Xiaoli, who was greedy for his body, of their status over and over again. However, when they usually get along, they always call her by name.

After all, Zhang Wei doesn't like the name Viagra.

"You're finally here, why did you take a taxi? What a waste! Didn't Xiaoli pick you up?" The joy of seeing the brothers again after a long separation made Zhang Wei grin and talk non-stop.

"You still have the nerve to say, why was she the only one to pick me up? Should I call her Sister-in-law Xiaoli or Sister Xiaoli?" Sun Jing joked.

"I have something to do...you can call me whatever you want." Zhang Wei said with a silly smile: "Call me sister-in-law, we are a family, call me sister, you are a family, we are all a family anyway."

(End of this chapter)

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