The movie miracle doctor starts from the love apartment
Chapter 545: Sprouting Yilin can’t save The Big Bang Theory!
Chapter 545: Sprouting Yilin can’t save The Big Bang Theory!
"Captain Walnut, stop crying and believe in the light!"
Sun Jing smiled and consoled: "The Ph.D. in physics in this news is just a lecturer, not a professor, let alone a tenured professor!
So the lighthouse has not gone out!"
"Really?" Little Walnut hugged Sun Jing's neck, tilted his head and looked at Sun Jing with tearful eyes.
"Of course it's true!" Hu Qiangda was overjoyed and took over the conversation: "Lecturer is far from professor or tenured professor. It's normal that he can't support himself now.
When he works harder and becomes a professor, a tenured professor, he will definitely be able to live in a big house and lead a good life!"
"So that's how it is!" The other people in the office seemed to have understood and nodded in agreement.
"I don't think he means that." Only the ugly version of Zhuge Dali, dressed in a Shamatte style, looked at Sun Jing with a half-smile.
"That's not what I meant." Facing Hu Qiang and the others' shocked and worried gazes, Sun Jing smiled and nodded: "What I meant is that even if you become a physics professor and a tenured professor at Caltech, the top university in Beacon, it's still hard to support yourself."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Hu Qiang shouted, totally unable to accept it: "Didn't I watch Mengya and Yilin when I was a child? How is this possible!"
If this is true, then what is the purpose of him putting so much pressure on his daughter Xiao Hutao and trying so hard to make her study when she is so young?
Even if you work hard for half your life, you still can't afford to rent a single room?
That's so desperate.
"It's possible, absolutely possible!" Sun Jing said with a smile: "The American academic circle has always been like this, okay? Have you seen The Big Bang Theory?"
"I only know about the Big Bang!" Ouyang Mofei, a shamatte, complained: "I haven't heard of the Big Bang of life! But this term is quite interesting. If you work so hard and still can't afford to rent a single room, the life of a physics PhD is indeed quite explosive!"
"I'll make a phone call and let you talk face to face with top professors and doctors from top universities to see what their lives are like." When Sun Jing heard that they didn't know about The Big Bang Theory, he guessed that there might be people like Sheldon in this world, so he decisively dialed the familiar number, and Sheldon's familiar alert voice came from the other end of the line.
"Who are you looking for?"
"I'm looking for Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper from California Institute of Technology and his group of talented friends," Sun Jing joked.
The call was hung up immediately.
"Wrong number?" Hu Qiang's subordinates asked curiously.
"Not really." Sun Jing suppressed his laughter and dialed the number again: "I'm looking for Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper of California Institute of Technology and his group of stupid friends."
"So you really know us. What do you want from us?" On the other end of the phone, Sheldon sounded as if he was sure that Sun Jing really knew them.
"So you hung up just now because you thought your guys were stupid and that he said the wrong thing, not because you made the wrong call?" Everyone complained speechlessly.
"Speak English. I'm still learning Chinese." Sheldon's awkward Chinese came from the other end of the phone. After Sun Jing conveyed everyone's doubts, he said proudly: "If you really know me, you shouldn't have this question!"
"Okay, stop bragging. In the eyes of Jin, a 15-year-old genius boy from the Northern Universe Kingdom, you are just an outdated fool!" Sun Jing did not indulge him and directly revealed his true colors.
"Nonsense!" Sheldon screamed immediately on the other end of the phone.
"You know whether it's nonsense or not. This is too troublesome. Add a friend and start a video!" Although Sun Jing could imagine Sheldon's expression, others couldn't, so he started a video directly.
Sheldon approved the application quickly, and then the video was connected. In everyone's sight, a white young man with a funny expression and bulging eyes appeared.
"Jin is a piece of crap! He's a homeless man now!"
"Wow, another homeless man!" Little Walnut hugged Sun Jing's neck and started crying again: "A genius who is more talented than Spock is also a homeless man..."
"Why cry about becoming a homeless person? There are plenty of homeless people here! One day, a professor at our university suddenly had an idea to buy a food truck, and then he never came back and soon became a homeless person. There are many such cases."
Sheldon didn't like Walnut's crying, but he put away his bulging eyes and glared at people. There was a hint of joy and appreciation in the look when Walnut looked at him. When Walnut looked at him, he raised his palm, put his index finger and middle finger together, and his ring finger and little finger together, and made the famous gesture in Star Trek, and shouted.
"Long life, prosperity!"
This was incomprehensible to other people. In the eyes of Hu Qiang, the father of Walnut, Sheldon was regarded as a pervert. He stepped forward to block Sheldon's view of his daughter and said dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing?"
"Don't make a fuss, okay?" Ouyang Mofei, who was a Shamatte, said disdainfully, "He was greeting Captain Walnut.
This represents friendliness.
After all, Captain Walnut recognized him as Spock, the science officer of the Enterprise in Star Trek!"
"What's going on?" Hu Qiang looked confused.
"Are you serious?" Shamatte Ouyang Mofei complained: "You keep reading comics like Slam Dunk and Sailor Moon as if they were treasures, ready to share them with Little Walnut bit by bit, but you don't know about the older and more time-honored Star Trek?"
"He's right!" At this time, Sheldon poked his head out from the other end of the video and showed a simple smile: "In the beginning, we wanted to raise money to buy him a fast food truck more than once~"
"Leonard, do you have one?" Sheldon didn't understand the joke and just asked his roommate out of curiosity.
"Yes, there must be! And more than once!" Sheldon's roommate Leonard grinned.
Even though they didn't know him, everyone understood his ill intentions and guessed that he and his friends were fed up with Sheldon and would rather pool their money to buy him a food truck than send him away and turn him into a homeless person.
"Let me introduce you. This is Sheldon's roommate, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter, an experimental physicist at California Institute of Technology!" Sun Jing introduced him to everyone with a smile.
"His IQ is 173! He's a true genius!"
"Hiss!" Everyone gasped.
Although they have never taken an IQ test, they know that an IQ of 173 or is already a genius. So what does it mean to have an IQ of ?
"Come on! With an IQ of 173, you can only be an experimental physicist!" Sheldon said with disdain and arrogance: "I am a theoretical physicist, with an IQ of 187!"
"Wow! Is that guy in the news who is a physics lecturer at a top university also a theoretical physicist?" everyone exclaimed.
“Are you talking about Dr. McKeon?” Leonard laughed. “He’s not a theoretical physicist, but an astrophysicist, just like Rajesh. Dr. Rajesh Kuthapally is my good friend and colleague at Caltech.
But it is said that Rajesh, an astrophysicist, was almost deported because he did nothing all day.
Speaking of astrophysicists, it is indeed easy to achieve nothing and then live a difficult life.
My friend Rajesh would indeed not have been able to pay his bills if it weren't for the support from his family.
His salary even made him very dissatisfied with the automatic heated seats in the BMW that his father rented for him.
"So miserable?" Everyone was surprised.
I originally thought that only physics lecturers were like this, but I didn't expect that truly talented professors and researchers would also be like this.
This is too bad!
Hu Qiang felt even a little dizzy and planned to find two books on Mengya and Yilin to recover his health.
"How miserable is that?" Leonard said with a wry smile. "There is a biology professor in our school who specializes in entomology. His nickname is Cricket because he specializes in studying crickets. He searches all over the world for research. But after working hard for several months in the Amazon rainforest and finally finding a rare species of cricket, he returns home to find that his wife has taken all his property and run off with a loser, making him bankrupt. He can't even stay in school anymore. Before he left, his office was targeted by other people. We found a cricket in our apartment and we couldn't decide the species, so we went to find him. He thought we were eager to take over his office and yelled at us!"
At this point, he laughed again and looked at his arrogant roommate Sheldon with pride: "Even Sheldon was yelled at by the other party and voluntarily admitted defeat. If you know Sheldon well, you will know how miserable the other party was and how shocking his yelling was!"
"So miserable?"
"You colleagues are so heartless. The man is in such a miserable state, and you are going to take over his office without waiting for him to leave?"
Everyone was deeply shocked. It was just wave after wave of shock without any sign of abating.
"We weren't the ones who tried to take his office..." Leonard explained hastily. Then, seeing that they didn't believe him, he quickly passed the buck and pointed at Sheldon, "He was the one who tried to take his office! At that time, there was a tenured professor in our school who often wandered around the office without clothes. Sheldon and the others knew that he was mentally ill, so they all went there in advance to grab a spot. They all wanted that good office."
"..."Everyone was already numb from listening.
It turns out that this is how the talented professors at America's top universities live their lives.
Compared with them, the lecturer with a PhD in astrophysics who cannot pay his own rent is shouting on the Internet with an attitude of "If I die now, I will die. If I carry out my great plan, I will die. If I wait to die, how can I let my country die?" It is too "making a fuss out of nothing".
Hu Qiang even felt that even if he got Mengya and Yilin now, it would be useless.
The dream was completely shattered.
He knew his daughter was smart, but no matter how smart she was, she could not compare to a physics professor at a top university.
But looking at the lives of these American professors, some cannot pay their rent and have to become homeless, some have broken up families and are swept away, some are all mentally ill, or some have no sympathy at all. He couldn't even imagine what a hellish joke this was!
But this is face-to-face communication, with first-hand information feedback, and it couldn’t be more real.
"Brother Qiang, don't think too much, it's nothing!" Sun Jingjian shattered his fantasy, but still didn't finish: "Let's not talk about others, let's talk about ourselves, Leonard, you are so old, and you still rent with your colleagues, do you like it, or do you want to save rent?"
"...It will definitely save rent!" Leonard almost complained after hearing what Sun Jing said.
No one would want to be roommate with a troublemaker and a jerk like Sheldon!
At this age, who doesn’t want to live happily with his girlfriend or fiancée?
When living together and doing things with your girlfriend or fiancée, you also have to consider being overheard by the neighbors, or even being heard by them knocking on walls or climbing through windows. That would be extremely frustrating.
"You have such a high IQ and you are a scientist at a top university. Your salary must be very high. Have you paid off your student loan?" Sun Jing asked another heart-piercing question.
"...The Commander-in-Chief hadn't paid off all his debts when he was the Commander-in-Chief, let alone me." Leonard complained with a bitter face.
"You are such a genius, but your girlfriend seems to be just a waitress. She always asked you to help her pursue her illusory dream of becoming a star, but she has not succeeded yet. She must be not as good as you and has to rely on you in life, right?" Sun Jing asked with a smile.
"..." Leonard couldn't laugh anymore, not even if he forced himself to.
His girlfriend Penny, who couldn't be an actress, became a medical representative. By exposing her body and having affairs with people, her income crushed that of a scientist like him, and she even had her own financial advisor.
Not only did he not pay off his student loan, he didn't even know about financial advisors, because he had no money so no one asked him...
"Money is not important, the most important thing is to pursue your own ideals and career." Sun Jing continued with a smile: "Besides, scientists are noble and have a high social status, which sounds good when they are mentioned to others.
You also have your own projects and can get various experimental funds. In fact, if you really want to make money, it is very easy, right?
I heard that wealthy people often donate to you. It must be great to attend banquets like that and contribute to the development of science, right? "
“……”Leonard’s face had turned red, and he looked at Sun Jing as if he was looking at a devil.
"That's true!" Sheldon was indifferent to all this. With an IQ of 187, his thinking channel was completely different from that of ordinary people. Upon hearing this, he applauded and praised: "The fact that Leonard slept with Professor Tai and sponsored the latest centrifuge for our department is indeed the greatest contribution he has made to scientific experiments in his life!"
Leonard wanted to turn off the video, but it was too late. Everyone shouted in disbelief, "Super geniuses with high IQs like you, top scientists from top universities, have to sell themselves to drink with you in order to get sponsorship from the teacher?"
"I'm not trying to get sponsorship..." Leonard tried to explain with a red face. He didn't do it entirely for sponsorship, but mainly because the teacher's words were very logical and convinced him.
What she said was: "There are so many beautiful women, and young beauties are coming one after another. Why do you think my rich deceased husband, who only lives as a bridegroom every night, is willing to marry me?"
When he vaguely thought of something, she nodded affirmatively: "Yes! I am that great!"
It was because of this that he was curious and thought it would be a waste not to give it a try, so he ended up holding on to the wall as he returned home the next morning.
It's not all about sponsorship and dedication.
And their principal is the real expert in this area!
Hu Qiangren was completely numb.
If the end of his daughter's hard work is such a hellish joke, then what is the point of him urging her to make progress all day long?
(End of this chapter)
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