What bad intentions can a temple blessing have?

Chapter 316: The awkward Golden Horn, the numb Silver Horn

In the small world of calamity.

"This is Pingdingshan?"

Jiang Qi looked around. The environment here combined with the jade purification bottle that was destined for disaster would be in vain if he didn't know what kind of difficulty this was.

"That makes sense."

Jiang Qi nodded silently.

Pingdingshan Yidan, or the Golden Horn King and the Silver Horn King, are completely the team building of the Tushita Palace.

So it is natural and reasonable for this difficult calamity energy medium to fall into the hands of Laojun.

In other words, this calamity naturally belongs to heaven. After all, it is impossible for Laojun to lend the jade purification bottle to Buddhism.

"only."

Jiang Qi was thinking when he suddenly heard an obvious sound breaking through the air.

Jin Jiao took Yin Jiao and sat under a big tree, scolding Fang Qiu.

But Jiang Qi has come down the small world of tribulations several times, big and small. Even the time he was plotted by Tathagata Buddha, the time span was not as exaggerated as this time.

Jiang Qi looked strange and followed Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao with his eyes until they landed on Pingding Mountain.

Well, except for the abstract great uncle.

As soon as Jiang Qi thought of this, he consciously denied it.

What is this going to do?
Jiang Qi was confused for a moment, but since he pretended not to see it, he would cooperate.

Although it is said that the time after entering the small world of robbery is not fixed, sometimes it is earlier, sometimes it is later.

"It's truly a blessed place, a true cave!"

With this thought in mind, Jiang Qi followed Jin Jiao and Yin Jiao and landed on the top of Pingding Mountain, staring directly at the two of them.

Gold horn and silver horn?

"Two Ways"

At least the flat-topped mountain that Jiang Qi saw didn't have any obvious evil spirits. Even if it did, it was just some unnatural mountain spirits and wild monsters.

But anyway, let’s get in touch first.

As if he hadn't seen Jiang Qi, Jin Jiao stared straight at Pingding Mountain and said, "Brother! This is a treasure land! At first glance, it's a blessed land and a cave!"

Silver Horn nodded.

Even the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn have not yet gone down to the lower realm and "formed a force."

Jiang Qi looked around curiously.

Because Laojun can't be that boring, nor can he do such meaningless things.

He looked up and saw a golden light and a silver light running toward Pingding Mountain without any cover.

In other words, either this tribulation is over now, and the golden and silver horns have returned to heaven to continue enjoying happiness.

Jiang Qi's expression flashed and he recognized the two of them. He was familiar with Jin Jiao, but he had only met Yin Jiao a few times and they only knew each other by name.

Jiang Qi thought so and stepped forward to greet him.

As the two sides of Taiqing Saint, in a sense, Laojun is a saint.

Could it be that Laojun wants me to lay out the plan from the beginning?

"Yeah yeah."

The mountain looks like a man's head, with bare trees and a smelly ditch. In his brother's mouth, he was praised as the Little Five Mountains.

Or, everything hasn't started yet.

Jiang Qi's mouth twitched as he looked at the desolate Pingding Mountain.

Jiang Qi's words had just begun when he was interrupted by Jin Jiao's exaggerated exclamation.

He was very sure that these two people had definitely seen him, judging from the exaggerated acting skills just now and Yinjiao's eyes that forcibly controlled not to look at Jiang Qi.

"Oh!"

What do you want me to do?

"Brother, look! This mountain! This tree! This scenery! And that smelly water! And that spiritual spring!"

It is impossible for a saint to do things without deep meaning.

Jin Jiao said loudly, pulling Yin Jiao and flying past Jiang Qi, but turned a blind eye to Jiang Qi, as if this person was not there.

The corners of Yinjiao's mouth twitched vaguely, and he reluctantly gritted his teeth and nodded.

Are you waiting for the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn to go down to the next world, and then cooperate with me to act in a play within a play?

"Yeah yeah."

"Then let's settle here for a while!"

The reason why it is said to be desolate does not mean that there is no life, but that there is no "demon spirit".

Although it is not as exaggerated as Jinjiao said, this Pingding Mountain can also be regarded as a place of cultivation.

The reason why Yinjiao looked like that was just because he followed Laojun, had a high level of vision, and would not tell lies with his eyes open.

Jiang Qi watched the two brothers' performance with great interest.

"Originally, we were supposed to come down five years later! But the master issued an order for us to come down now and choose a blessed place to be used as a canopy for his old man when he goes down to the next world!"

Jin Jiao continued to ignore Jiang Qi and slapped Yin Jiao on the shoulder vigorously.

"Yeah yeah."

Silver Horn forced a smile and nodded in agreement.

Jiang Qi also twitched the corners of his mouth.

Master Jinjiao, if you say so, are you really not going to get whipped when you go back?
What is Lu Peng? That is where the saint resides.

It is an existence that takes a break after the arrival of the saint.

Just this Pingdingshan?
Stop it.

Do you think it’s still the battle of gods and everything should be kept simple?

The more I talk about it, the more nonsense it becomes.

Before you go down to the next world, don’t you know how to make a draft?

But does it start in five years? It's really hard for you to remember to "hide" important information so "obscurely"
Jiang Qi complained silently in his heart.

On the other side, Golden Horn's performance continues. "Oh!"

He screamed again and said to Yinjiao: "Brother, I still have one life. Teach me and I to take advantage of the sun to take out the baby to bask in it and get some sunshine. Do you still remember?" ?”

"Yeah yeah."

Silver Horn nodded blankly.

Jin Jiao glared at him, but didn't say anything and started to pick his pocket quickly.

After a while, several more treasures appeared under the shade of the tree.

Jade vase, purple gold gourd, golden rope, seven-star sword, banana fan.

Each one shone with strange light, especially the gourd bottle and fan, all of which were filled with innate ancient inscriptions.

Although the remaining Golden Rope and Seven-Star Sword are only acquired items, one is something that Laojun often carries, and the other is a demon-refining treasure forged by Laojun himself.

Although it is not innate, the steaming merit energy is still dizzying.

"yawn!!"

After laying out five treasures, Jinjiao yawned exaggeratedly and said, "Brother, let's take a nap?"

"Yeah."

After being glared at by his brother, Silver Horn finally changed his words.

But he glanced at his brother who had closed his eyes tightly, and then at the five treasures hiding in the shade of the trees.

After thinking for a while, he bent down and moved the five treasures into the sunshine.

This was his last act of stubbornness.

After doing all this, Yinjiao stood next to his brother and closed his eyes with a peaceful expression.

Does this mean you can finally take a break?
Jiang Qi blinked, suppressing a smile, and roughly understood what was going on.

But there was no movement, just waiting quietly.

After about half an hour, Jinjiao, who frequently trembled his eyelids, finally lost his patience and opened his eyes, looking like he was just waking up from a big dream.

"oops!"

"Comfortable!"

Jin Jiao stretched out, looked at Yin Jiao, who had gotten up early, and mumbled deliberately vaguely: "I haven't had such a full sleep in a long time."

"Brother, we have found the blessed land, and the treasure has been exposed. Let's go back and recover right now, how about it?"

"Yeah."

Yinjiao nodded numbly, his eyes so hollow.

After Jin Jiao said this, he pulled Yin Jiao and hurriedly opened his legs, passing Jiang Qi.

Along the way, not only was Jiang Qi nowhere to be seen, but the five treasures were also ignored.

Halfway through, Yinjiao paused, and a small piece of paper fell out of his robe.

"Ahhhhhhh!!"

Jinjiao gave an exaggerated shout and said loudly: "Brother, don't lose anything here!"

"You have always been stupid. You can't remember the secrets of the royal treasure, but they are written down on paper! It would be a disaster if you lose them!"

"Oh."

Yinjiao was completely smashed, grabbed Jinjiao's neck, and disappeared in a cloud.

"Hahahahaha!"

Seeing that the two of them disappeared, Jiang Qi finally couldn't hold back his laughter.

After laughing enough, he leaned over and picked up the small piece of paper. Sure enough, it contained the formula for the five treasures of the Royal Envoy.

There are also specific ways to use it.

For example, after a person is placed in a bottle or gourd, a talisman or seal saying "Tai Shang Lao Jun is as urgent as a law or order" must be affixed to it.

There is no need to go to such trouble, but these five treasures belong to Laojun after all. Even if others have permission, there are many restrictions on their use.

After Jiang Qi memorized many formulas and usage methods on the note, he put the note away.

Then, he turned around and put away the five treasures.

In fact, after Jin Jiao's awkward performance at the beginning, Jiang Qi roughly understood what he wanted to do.

It wasn't until Jinjiao placed these five treasures on the ground that he fully understood.

As we all know, if you want to "pass" the small world of Jie Qi, you need enough "plays".

In the usual small world disasters, Jiang Qi either directly grabs the role, or meets someone he knows or has connections with and directly discusses making a play within a play.

But now this time, Laojun played an even better role. He didn't need Jiang Qi to steal the scene, or even perform an extra scene, and directly assigned Jiang Qi the position of "big villain".

In other words, Jiang Qi replaced the original Jinjiao and Yinjiao and became the demon king of Pingdingshan, and also became the next disaster for Tang Monk and his party.

"But Master Jinjiao, you should stop acting in the future, right?"

Jiang Qi looked at the sky and murmured to himself, seeming to see Jin Jiao's heartless face.

In comparison, Yinjiao is more dedicated, but he has an obscure brother.

Although the boys around these two old men are great masters in the Taiyi True Immortal Realm, they still have an innocent heart.

In terms of spiritual practice, this is of course a great good thing.

But if it were a "field mission" like today, the performance of these two would look very abstract.

Jiang Qi shook his head helplessly, stopped complaining, and started thinking instead.

There are still five years left, time is definitely enough. Five years is enough for me to gather the little monsters in Pingdingshan, build a monster cave, and make a decent stage.

But that's not the point.

The point is.
Jiang Qi looked at another mountain not far from Pingding Mountain.

If I remember correctly, the mountain is called Yalong Mountain, and there is a nine-tailed fox living in the mountain.

Not only did she become Jinjiao Yinjiao's godmother, she even got a golden rope.
It is precisely because of this that many people in later generations speculated whether this nine-tailed fox might have something to do with Laojun.

"Bullshit."

Jiang Qi spat, then touched his chin thoughtfully.

"But, nine-tailed fox."

(End of this chapter)