My brother Ying Zheng, who dares to kill me?.
Chapter 809 What Liu lacks the least is brothers! Boy riding a pig, you are free and unrestrained!
Chapter 809 What Liu lacks the least is brothers! Boy riding a pig, you are free and unrestrained!
Liu Ji said in dissatisfaction: "You two are doing nothing and not caring about the pigs. You just bark here!"
"So what if you are the eldest son of the Qin Dynasty?"
"Why can't I just ride on the back of a pig?!"
Zhai Di shouted in a deep voice: "The pig is lazy, stupid, vulgar and immoral. A gentleman should not be associated with him!"
"If you really ride a pig, you will become a laughing stock in the world."
"You will be scolded by the Master and despised by the King, and your future will be ruined!"
"Liu Ji, I see that you are deliberately approaching the young master with evil intentions!"
Once the news of Ying Fusu riding a pig gets out, how do you want people in the world to view Ying Fusu?
I’m afraid that people all over the world will laugh to death at Ying Fusu!
Besides, how could someone who has liked riding pigs since childhood be capable of governing such a big country!
Ying Fusu looked at Liu Ji with a bit of doubt in his eyes, and bowed solemnly: "Mr. Liu, please tell me clearly!"
Liu Ji refuted without hesitation: "The God of the North Dipper is the Pig God."
"During the Xia Dynasty, the priests said that the Emperor of Heaven would ride on the Big Dipper Pig God to patrol the sky!"
"If pigs are really like what you said, why would the Emperor of Heaven ride on the Pig God of the North Dipper?"
"The Emperor of Heaven can ride a divine pig, but you can't ride an ordinary pig?!"
Liu Ji really had no bad intentions, and he didn't want to embarrass Ying Fusu.
Although riding a pig is neither clean nor beautiful, people at that time did not laugh at or despise it like people in later generations.
Until the Tang Dynasty, when thousands of Khitan cavalrymen were approaching the border, Wu Zetian's cousin, King Wu Yizong of Henei, led an army of hundreds of thousands to fight. However, when they were still hundreds of miles away from the Khitan troops, they became frightened and fled in panic, resulting in a great defeat of their entire army.
Doctor Zhang Yuanyi wrote a poem "Mocking Emperor Wu Yizong" satirically: "Long bow and short arrow, Shu horse deceives on the steps. Seven hundred miles away from the enemy, fighting alone behind the wall. Suddenly I met the enemy, riding a pig to the south."
When others asked Zhang Yuanyi why he said that Emperor Wu Yizong rode a pig, Zhang Yuanyi explained that pig is a swine, and pig shit has the same pronunciation as pig shit, so riding a pig means running away with shit between your legs.
Because of this poem, Wu Yizong became a laughing stock for a while, and riding a pig became a joke for all eternity!
But now, the poem has not yet been published, and riding a pig does not have too many negative connotations.
Liu Ji really hoped that through this method, Ying Fusu could personally experience what it means to take advantage of the situation, and thereby leave Ying Fusu with some impression that "Liu Ji is a man of some talent."
Ying Fusu blinked, looked at Zhai Di with his big watery eyes and asked, "Did the Xia Dynasty have such sacrifices?"
Zhai Di felt panic in his heart.
If his knowledge was really that comprehensive, he wouldn't have gone to such great lengths to try to please Chunyu Yue!
Zhai Di could only bow helplessly: "I have never heard of the so-called North Dipper Pig God."
"I seriously suspect that Liu Ji is just talking nonsense!"
Ying Fusu said without hesitation: "I think Mr. Liu is not a person who speaks nonsense."
"There should be relevant records in the Doctoral Museum. I will go to the Doctoral Museum to look for relevant information tomorrow."
Upon hearing this, Liu Ji rubbed the cold sweat from his palms.
A noble man like you has to go to the doctoral library to look up information in person just because someone said something casually?
This child is really stubborn and obstinate!
Fortunately, I did not speak nonsense according to my temper, and fortunately, it is true that the Emperor of Heaven rode a pig to patrol the sky.
Otherwise, once Ying Fusu finds out that he was lying to him, all his efforts over the past few months will be wasted!
Seeing that Zhai Di could no longer refute, Gao Jiong spoke in a deep voice: "The Pig God is very different from a pig."
"Pigs are foul-smelling creatures, but you are a gentleman, and even more so the eldest son of the Qin State. My Lord..."
However, before Gao Ji could finish, Liu Ji waved his hand rudely: "You keep nagging me, it's getting to my head!"
"What's the point of arguing? What's the point of arguing?"
"If you want to get close to Wenyin and Ruyun, this is the only way to go."
"If you have other plans, I will leave now."
"If not, then just wait patiently for your decision!"
Gao Jiong's long-planned advice was directly rejected by Liu Ji, which made Gao Jiong furious: "You scoundrel!"
Liu Ji curled his lips and said, "The child is still here, keep your voice down and don't scare the child."
Gao Jiong became even angrier: "You!!!"
However, Gao Jiong did not dare to act rashly again, for fear of really scaring Ying Fusu.
After Ying Fusu pondered for a moment, he looked at Liu Ji thoughtfully and said, "Mr. Liu not only wants to help me get close to Wen Yin and Ruyun, but also wants to teach me how to take advantage of the situation."
"In addition to the art of leveraging momentum, Mr. Liu also wants to teach me that when faced with a dilemma, don't overthink or weigh the pros and cons. Just consider whether to do it or not, and then do it firmly!"
Liu Ji couldn't help but reveal a bit of surprise in his eyes.
Nine years old?!
Although Liu Ji really hoped to teach Ying Fusu some principles, he was just expecting that Ying Fusu would suddenly understand these principles one day a few years later, and then summon Liu Ji and use him.
Liu Ji never expected that Ying Fusu actually understood it on the spot!
But even though Ying Fusu understood, Liu Ji knew that with his status, he could never claim that he had any merit in teaching Ying Fusu, so he pretended to be impatient and said, "Why do you talk so much, young master?"
"Liu has not received much education, so he cannot understand the great principles you are talking about."
"Sir, do you want to ride the black one? I'm waiting for dinner!"
Zhai Di and Gao Jiong hurriedly urged him, "Please think twice, young master!"
Ying Fusu slowly walked to Dahei and stroked his back, his young face full of struggle. Riding a pig was not in line with the gentleman's way taught by Chunyu Yue, and it violated the etiquette and rules he had learned since childhood, and it broke the behavioral framework that he had been confined to since childhood.
However, feeling the warm touch from Dahei's back, looking at the panic and fear in Wen Yin and Ruyun's eyes, and thinking of the principles taught by Liu Ji, Ying Fusu finally made up his mind.
Ying Fusu bowed to Liu Ji and said solemnly, "Mr. Liu, please lend me a helping hand!"
Gao Jiong and Zhai Di cried out in sorrow: "Sir, you can't do this!"
As they were speaking, Gao Jiong and Zhai Di were about to step forward to stop Ying Fusu.
Liu Ji laughed heartily: "Okay, okay!"
As he spoke, Liu Ji waved behind him, and Jiao Yang and the other nineteen warriors immediately walked up to Gao Jiong and the other two.
Seeing that Gao Jiong and the other two were surrounded by Jiao Yang and others and could not move forward or backward, Liu Ji sneered in his heart.
It is true that Liu does not hold an official position, but what he lacks the least is brothers!
Last time, Liu did not take any action. He was just using your two mouths to elicit what he wanted to say.
Do you two really think that Liu can't do anything to you?
His eyes fell on Gao Ji and the other man, and then he withdrew them. Liu Ji waved his right hand towards Ying Fusu and said, "Sir, please bring the pig!"
Ying Fusu took a deep breath and asked in a trembling voice, "What should I do?"
Liu Ji laughed and said, "Sit on your butt!"
Ying Fusu was stunned: "What I'm asking is how I can ride it...Ah!!!"
Before Ying Fusu could come to his senses, Liu Ji picked up Ying Fusu and placed him on Dahei's back.
Ying Fusu subconsciously bent down and hugged Dahei's neck, his eyes full of panic: "Mr. Liu! Mr. Liu!"
"I'm not ready yet!"
Liu Ji laughed heartily: "Life is always moving forward, like a river flowing eastward, why would there be so much preparation!"
"Sir, please sit down!"
"Dahei, let's go!"
While laughing loudly, Liu Ji patted Dahei's butt with his left hand, took out a butcher knife from behind with his right hand, and looked at Dahei with a sharp look.
Work hard, or I’ll eat you!
understand?
Dahei: (◢д◣)
Dahei: “Hum~hum~”
Its big black eyes drooped, its two big ears drooped, and it had to walk slowly forward under Liu Ji's threat.
For adult people in the Central Plains, the pig's back is too low and will cause their feet to rub against the ground.
But for a nine-year-old, the pig's back was just the right height!
Hugging Dahei's neck and feeling his steady steps, Ying Fusu's fear gradually dissipated. He even dared to straighten his back and grasp Dahei's mane with his hands, looking around with curiosity: "Mr. Gao and Mr. Zhai tried hard to persuade me not to ride a pig."
"But I feel that riding a pig is not much different from riding a horse!"
Liu Ji's muscles were tense as he accompanied Ying Fusu, but his face was still relaxed and carefree: "What others say is what others say after all. Only after you verify it yourself can you know the truth."
"What others think is inappropriate is ultimately just what others think is inappropriate. You have to try it yourself to know if it is really inappropriate."
"Just like Gao Jiong and Zhai Di, they keep saying that riding a pig is inappropriate, but have they really ridden a pig?"
"They are just a bunch of rats standing on the dry shore pointing and talking!"
Liu Ji's words were different from those of Chunyu Yue and others, who quoted from classics in every sentence and spoke like the words of sages.
Liu Ji's words were vulgar, and he would utter a dirty word from time to time, which formed a sharp contrast with Ying Fusu, who had been law-abiding and respectful of etiquette since childhood.
But Ying Fusu did not think that Liu Ji was contemptuous. Instead, he felt that Liu Ji had opened a new door for him and led him to see the truths that Chunyu Yue and other masters had never taught him, and even Chunyu Yue and other masters themselves might not understand!
Ying Fusu suddenly said, "I suddenly feel that riding a pig is somewhat different from riding a horse."
Liu Ji looked at Ying Fusu and asked with a smile: "Tell me about it?"
Ying Fusu smiled and said, "The scenery along the way is completely different!"
"Dahei, run!"
As he spoke, Ying Fusu pinched the pig's belly to urge Dahei to speed up.
Daikoku:ヾ(°°)
He has been locked up in a tiny space since the day he was born, and if he dares to try to break out of the cubicle, he will be scolded.
Years of psychological trauma made Dahei afraid to run wildly even after leaving the cubicle, for fear of hitting an invisible wall and being scolded by someone unknown.
But now, driven by external force, Dahei tried to spread out his four hooves and run forward for the first time in his life!
"Hahaha~ Dahei! Run! Run faster!"
"Oh my god! Dahei! You are my mother! Stop for me! My ancestor, please stop!"
The boy on the pig's back laughed the happiest laugh he had ever heard.
The black pig under the boy's control finally released its nature and ran wildly along the wide road in the pig yard.
It saw how big the pig farm was.
It feels how comfortable it is to have the free wind blowing on its body.
It smelled a bloody smell so strong that it made the pigs shudder...
Dahei: [_?]
Where does that smell of blood come from!
(End of this chapter)
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