Versatile Mage: I can control you until you die.

Chapter 604 The legendary ultimate bachelor party?

“The deserted island is all alone, and the waves are crashing.

There are few trees and sparse grass, and even the birds are reluctant to stay.

The sand is hot in the sun and the fish are hiding there.

Nightfall..."

In the sky, Zhao Manyan was reciting his little doggerel poem, but he was stuck at the end and wanted to improve it but he ran out of words.

"Mo Fan, let me test you..."

Mo Fan turned his head.

I am illiterate!

"Mu Bai?"

"Night falls quietly, and the stars shine brightly." Mu Bai glanced at him and said, "Spend less time with women and read more."

“You know nothing!” Zhao Manyan argued, “If this girl looks at your crappy poem for one more second, I’ll lose… Can I let you compose another line?”

Xu Fang casually said: "Bikini at night, smiling on the beach."

"What a poem!"

Zhao Manyan was generous with his praise, but Xu Fang didn't take it to heart at all. He was standing on Eagle Chiron and looking at the island below.

It's a very desolate island. It's obvious that it's often visited by demons. The trees are sparse and there's no green to be seen.

The only thing worth mentioning is the island's beach, which is vast and empty, and the sand shines golden in the sun.

However, no matter how delicious the soup is, there will always be stinky rats coming to take a dump.

The beautiful beach was crawling with sirens basking in the sun, revealing their poopy bellies.

When she feels comfortable in the sun, she changes her posture with her hips and flesh waving, totally unaware that danger is approaching!

Zhang Xiaohou looked at Xu Fang. After Xu Fang nodded, he gave an order: "Everyone, carpet bomb!"

"hold head high----!!!"

The eagle Chiron roared proudly, and the colorful magic of the mages fell like a rainstorm, all bombarding the demon.

The sun-bathing demon: SO?

Explosions rang out one after another, blood and flesh flew everywhere, and the air was filled with a disgusting smell of blood and burning.

The screams and wails of the demons intertwined together.

Their bodies were torn into pieces by the bombardment of magic. Some were blown to pieces and bloody; others were devoured by the high temperature flames and turned into charred ashes.

"vomit!"

Next to Xu Fang, Xiao Chuan, a reporter from CCTV, felt his stomach churning and almost vomited.

"Can't accept it?" Xu Fang said with a smile.

"It's, it's okay." Xiaochuan said this reluctantly.

What did he interview before?
It's basically a duel between mages.

There is a Magician's Convention governing the relationship between mages. Even if there is a deep hatred, at most a few arms or legs will be broken, which is not very bloody.

————What is this in front of me?
Xiaochuan even felt the fragments of the mermaid splashing on him, and even ate them in his mouth when he took a deep breath...
"I have a folk remedy that is very useful in relieving the pain." Xu Fang said with a smile.

"what way?"

Xiaochuan believed in Xu Fang very much, almost blindly.

"Here's this." Xu Fang handed him a black object. Xiao Chuan weighed it and found it was quite heavy. "What is this?"

"This is a super-powered bomb. With it, you can defeat any siren basking in the sun."

"Is this the folk remedy you mentioned?" Xiaochuan's mouth twitched.

"Yes." Xu Fang said as if it was a matter of course.

Desensitization, kid.

Xiaochuan took a deep breath and threw it hard at a mermaid that had lost half of its body and was fleeing frantically with its front limbs!

Xu Fang flicked his fingers, and a sound track input the magic energy into the bomb.

The magic circle was activated, the bomb fell on the siren, and then an explosion completely turned it into a bloody rain!
"How is it?" Xu Fang asked with a smile.

Xiaochuan took a deep breath and turned to look at his colleague who was carrying a camera: "Did you record it?" His colleague nodded: "Yes, do you want to make up the interview?"

"it is good."

"This is CCTV. I am on the dragon's body. Next to me is General Xu Fangjun. He just threw a bomb at me..."

Well, look at this energetic look, the desensitization was successful in one go!
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The remaining sirens had no chance to fight back against the dragon beast team.

When the setting sun kissed the sea level, there was no one left alive on the island.

“Spring is here!”

Behind Xu Fang, seven constellations combined to form a brilliant and majestic star palace.

The dazzling light instantly filled the entire island, and the air was filled with a fresh and mysterious energy fluctuation.

"Fuck me!"

Xiaochuan was watching the scene just fine, but suddenly he felt something poking his soles. He was so scared that he thought it was a half-dead sea monster.

"Stop fucking it, it's grass." said the cameraman.

Suddenly, tender green grass and tiny wild flowers emerged from the originally bare rocks and barren land, spreading at an astonishing speed.

Because the speed was too fast, even Xiaochuan's body was lifted up.

Xu Fang asked loudly: "Monkey, what style do you want for the bridal chamber?"

Zhang Xiaohou: "..."

Zhao Manyan suggested: "Why don't we go outdoors? This island is quite warm and the air is fresh. When we get tired, we can turn over and see the sky full of stars..."

Zhang Xiaohou: "..."

Mo Fan: "Why not make a hammock with some vines and put some grass on it to get closer to nature!"

Zhang Xiaohou: "..."

Mu Bai: "Is this going to be on TV?"

Zhang Xiaohou: "..."

Enough of these people!
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After the war, you have to have fun and relax.

Many mages will choose to spend all the money they have, in other words, to enjoy life while they can.

There is a saying that goes, the saddest thing in the world is to die without spending all your money.

On every snowy mountain, a white-feathered dragon soars into the sky.

"Do we need to go so early?" He Yu asked.

"It is necessary." Mu Ningxue said calmly.

"You won't suspect them of having an affair, will you? No, Xiao Hou is an honest man, he won't do anything to let me down." He Yu said firmly.

"Zhang Xiaohou is honest, but others may not be." Mu Ningxue said.

"I agree!" Jiang Shaoxu raised his hand. "Especially Zhao Manyan. During the dispute between the Kuomintang and the government, he kept saying that he wanted to spread his seeds all over the world. He also said that it was a waste of youth if one does not indulge in romance."

He Yu became nervous instantly.

She actually has some inferiority complex. She is the same age as Xu Fang and Zhang Xiaohou, but she is only a mid-level magician now.

She couldn't help Zhang Xiaohou in carrying out the mission, and she didn't even have the authority to know what he was doing!
The White-Feathered Dragon increased its speed and soon arrived at the island.

"Wow, so beautiful!"

Looking down from the air, the island is like a dazzling emerald inlaid in the blue sea, intertwined with the blue sky and white clouds.

The island is full of greenery, and the dense jungle is like a huge green umbrella, covering most of the island.

“Is this a deserted island?”

"Look over there!"

Following the direction of Jiang Shaoxu's finger, everyone saw a golden beach.

On the beach, several men wearing flowery shirts with their shirts unbuttoned were playing with water guns they got from somewhere.

Girls: "???"

The legendary ultimate bachelor party...is that it?

(End of this chapter)