Versatile Mage: I can control you until you die.

Chapter 620 Splatoon! (with some ideas for the next book)
Foreign countries have their own national conditions.

No matter how the Chinese Magic Association fights for power internally, no matter how corrupt the people inside are, there is basically no problem in terms of people's livelihood.

It's just like the Spirit Hall. No matter how unforgivable the heinous crimes are, there's nothing wrong with sending mages to every village to awaken the children.

If there are demons, solve them immediately. If you cannot solve them, report to your superiors and ask them to send a more powerful wizard. If you really cannot win, send the army to clear the way and have everyone in the city evacuate.

But according to the village chief, the Russian Magic Association is completely different.

A vast land with sparse population does not mean a vast land with sparse monsters.

There is only one magic association within a few hundred kilometers, and it is not uncommon for a magic association to have only one mid-level wizard in charge.

After the villagers reported it, the other side sent only one beginner magician.

Without waiting to kill the monster, Dun Dun drank vodka, got drunk and went to the scene in a daze. He was dragged into the water by the water monster and treated as a chocolate with wine filling.

It's just so weird.

Even more bizarre things are yet to come.

The Magic Association did not send any more people. Instead, the family of the deceased refused to give in and demanded that the village pay compensation for the life.

The amount is so large that even if the village is sold, it still cannot be raised.

"Can this still happen?"

"That's it." Olga, the translator, sighed and said, "If nothing else, do you know which part of the city has the most valuable houses?"

"where?"

"embassy."

"···"

There's no way to follow up on this.

"How about this, let's first determine the level of the demon before making a decision." Xu Fang said.

Although he could run away even if he couldn't defeat the monsters below the Supreme Monarch, he was wearing a vest and couldn't explode easily, so it was better to be careful.

Several elderly people sitting at the table were a little anxious and kept urging them.

Olga translated: "Can you go now? They will be in danger if the water monster comes ashore."

To be honest, Olga was a little contemptuous.

A small place is a small place, and there are no rules at all. Even if they want to help, they can't be so straightforward. Besides, it's already night time, so why let others kill monsters for you in the dark?
My head is dizzy!

And this time when he went home, his father-in-law's family was also very angry. Not only did they not treat him, a son-in-law, well, but they actually let him get into trouble?
————Also, that piece of broken wood! How many months did it take to become damp like that! ?

“I’ll go over there. There isn’t even a demon group here, so their level probably isn’t that high.” Mo Fan whispered.

"Be careful." Xu Fang checked the time: "An hour. If you don't come back, I'll go pick you up over there."

"Row."

As soon as Mo Fan expressed his opinion, the village chief was delighted and immediately said that he would drive Mo Fan along.

As for Xu Fang and Lingling, they were arranged to stay at Margarita's house.

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"The internet in your home is pretty good." Sitting on the hard bed in the guest room, Xu Fang looked at his fully charged cell phone and smiled.

"There used to be a lot of people living here. There were still a lot of people when I went back last time. But I heard from my family that they all went to big cities to develop their careers."

Margarita lamented: "Everyone is rushing to big cities, and there are fewer and fewer small villages with human touch."

"Humph, human touch?"

Olga said unhappily, "I didn't see that at all. Especially your village chief, who just said that the water monster hibernated and couldn't come out, and then immediately asked people to get rid of the monster. What he said is inconsistent!"

In his opinion, this is just trying to make up for the loss after the fact and trying to make money!

"The village chief was not like this before. He would rather suffer a loss than trouble others."

"Yes, yes, so it's our fault. We, the guests, made him unhappy."

"How can you say that?"

"Am I wrong?"

"What's your attitude!"

The two of them started out arguing in an international language, but as they argued they switched to the local dialect and continued arguing even after they left the house.

Xu Fang checked the flight information on his phone, and as expected, there was still no clearance.

The authorities assured that they would protect the safety of the airport and the aircraft, and that the aircraft would be able to take off once the demons were eliminated. As for the accommodation and food for the stranded passengers, there was no mention of it at all. Anyway, there was no comment section under the notice, so there was no point in scolding them.

Lingling was typing on her computer beside her, staring at the screen intently.

After looking at it for a while, she put down the computer and covered her stomach with a strange expression.

"What's wrong?" Xu Fang asked.

"My stomach feels uncomfortable." Lingling frowned and ran downstairs to go to the toilet, but the toilet was occupied by Olga and Margarita.

The two people kept growling, and the heart-shaking "puff puff" sounds were like the war drums swung by Thor. The sound of the drums hitting the toilet wall made people feel like they were there. The mind uncontrollably depicted the scene of the flying brown little cuties falling on it, and bouncing back playfully because the speed was too fast.

Lingling was dumbfounded.

As a hunter, although she is not a germaphobe and would not put a toilet seat under it, use disinfectant wipes and then spray perfume, she still cannot accept such a terrible scene.

Even if you rinse it clean it won’t work!
The smell is so bad that you can't even smell it with your nose!
Using your mouth instead of your nose is just like eating shit in big mouthfuls! ?

When Lingling thought of that scene, her stomach started to growl and she felt like vomiting!
She ran back, her usual wisdom was useless under these waves of primitive shocks, and she was so anxious that she kept jumping up and down: "Xu Fang, Xu Fang, what should I do?"

"Just wait until they finish." Xu Fang said indifferently.

"If that's possible, would I still need to call you!?" Lingling said angrily.

"Then let's go outside and pick a place that suits our taste in the large open space." Xu Fang said.

It can only be the.

Lingling's eyes were filled with tears and she could only accept this reality.

What's the old saying?

If you hold your urine you can travel a thousand miles, but if you hold your shit you can't move an inch.

"Do you want me to accompany you?" Xu Fang said with a smile, "I can provide you with some light. A small light ball will ensure that everyone within two miles can appreciate Master Lingling's heroic figure."

"No! No need!" Lingling shouted.

"I am a brother, and I have to defend myself against brothers too!"

"Go away!"

Lingling was in a weak state now and had no intention of arguing with Xu Fang. After cursing at him a few times, she quickly turned and left.

Xu Fang is a bad guy! Asshole! Hooligan!

“Do you still want to put it back in the bag?”

"roll!"

Lingling went out, chattering and gesticulating, and found a little girl of seven or eight years old to accompany her.

Xu Fang didn't take it seriously at first. The meal wasn't poisonous. If it was poisonous, he would have noticed it with his poison sensitivity.

These three people turned into jet fighters, probably because the ingredients were not fresh.

Olga said before that the firewood was not fresh and would not burn if it got damp...
Xu Fang frowned slightly, feeling that it was a coincidence.

When he heard Lingling go out, he threw a bunch of will-o'-the-wisp fire to locate her, so that this new silly girl wouldn't lose her way back.

next moment.

Whoops!

Xu Fang sat up suddenly and his face changed!
The feedback from the will-o'-the-wisp is wrong! Very wrong!
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The village chief drove Mo Fan to the lake.

Without Olga as the translator, the two of them had little to talk about and the silence in the car was awkward.

Mo Fan looked out the window and found several other villages that were too quiet. Not even a single light was on.

Even in the most remote countryside, this wouldn't happen!

Unfortunately, there was no language barrier and no way to communicate with the village chief. Mo Fan could only keep it to himself and investigate it after killing the little demon.

The village chief's driving skills were terrible, so bad that he was sure to fail in the straight-line driving test. Coupled with the uneven road surface, even a person with a good physique like Mo Fan felt uncomfortable with the shaking.

My stomach doesn't feel very comfortable after eating...

“That old bastard was drunk and driving. If China can find him, he will be killed.” Mo Fan said unhappily, and thought of the village chief’s story about the wizard who was dragged away by a water monster and eaten as a chocolate with wine filling.

Really, you don't know how to learn your lesson. Drinking doesn't subdue demons, subdue demons without drinking, subdue demons to drink, and relatives shed tears without drinking.
After complaining all the way, the car arrived at the destination.

(End of this chapter)