Chapter 3 The cow has become a sperm
In this situation, not to mention Si Mubai, she almost vomited.This kind of coquettishness is just right for a thin woman, but for her it can only make people feel disgusted.

Si Mubai wanted to scold her for her words.But looking at the brightness in Xiaobao's eyes, he didn't say anything.

Jiang Tuge hurriedly followed behind her. She didn't want to stay in a place like this.In the wilderness, no one would know if he died here.

"Don't go, don't go!" A cow ran towards her from behind.

Jiang Tuge looked behind him and saw that it was the owner who was next to the cesspool just now.

No, the cow is talking!It's crazy. The animals have turned into spirits. What the hell is this place?

"what"

Si Mubai stopped, looked at Jiang Tuge behind him who was like a madman, and scolded, "What are you howling like? Where did the cow come from? Did you steal it?"

Hearing this, Jiang Tuge ran to Simubai's side in three steps at a time, "It spoke, it spoke. Simubai, what should I do?"

"What should I do? Jiang Tuge, you have never changed your ways, and now you are talking nonsense. In addition to beating and scolding children, you have also started stealing." Si Mubai wanted to kill Jiang Tuge now.It's simply a scourge.

Jiang Tuge took a breath and said, "I didn't steal it. Don't think about finding a reason to abandon me."

Seeing her like this, Si Mubai felt helpless, "No matter how many thieves there are, they will all be beheaded!"

She didn't want to behead him. Even though the head was fat and big-eared, she still liked it.No, to be precise, she prefers to be alive.

Dabao, who had been silent all this time, looked at Jiang Tuge's incomprehensible appearance and spoke for her for the first time, "Dad, she didn't steal this cow."

Not only Jiang Tuge was surprised by Dabao's words, but also Simubai.

"Let's go home!" Si Mubai did not continue to pursue Jiang Tuge, but took Dabao's hand and continued walking.

Jiang Tuge looked at the cow, "Don't follow me, I'm afraid of death. Go back to your dung pile, it's a good place for you. I just want to live, and it's good to be alive." But the cow seemed to It was as if he had determined her, "I also want to live. There is no one in the dung heap, so I don't dare!"

Jiang Tuge was furious, he was simply a rogue in the cattle world!She looked at the cow next to her, and an idea suddenly came to her mind.

Since she can understand cows talking, what about other animals?No, she would give it a try if she had the chance.Seeing Si Mubai walking further and further away, Jiang Tuge started running again.

An interesting picture just appeared.A chubby woman chased behind the handsome father and son, and a cow chased behind the woman.

After jogging all the way, Jiang Tuge finally saw the dilapidated house in his memory when he was almost unable to hold on any longer.Without enough time to "brake", she bumped into Si Mubai.

Due to the force of inertia, Si Mubai's body trembled forward.A gloomy face that could drip water was staring at the panting man.

Jiang Tuge's current mood is like riding a roller coaster, with ups and downs so fast.She grinned, showing eight teeth, "You are all hungry, I'll make you something to eat!"

As soon as she finished speaking, her figure appeared beside the stove.However, she looked at the stove in front of her and felt worried again.

How could she forget that ancient stoves required fire?Just when I didn't know what to do, I heard the sound of discussion.

"Did you see that? The pig just came back!"

"Did you really see it? She was so obsessed with that pretty boy that she didn't know where to go, how could she be willing to come back now?"

"Who knows, that idiot didn't even know he was deceived, and he still wanted to elope with her. It's not a shame to call her a pig."

pig?Is she a pig?
"What the hell!" Jiang Tuge spat on the ground and began to rummage through the kitchen for the two voices who spoke.

(End of this chapter)

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