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Chapter 160 Master turns into a gorilla
Chapter 160 Master turns into a gorilla
"Master is in retreat." Qing Yi was afraid that his junior sister might have missed the point, so he reminded her of it.
Because Master is now encountering a very serious problem that he can't solve anyway, so he can only wait for Junior Sister.
"Yes, yes, the Heavenly Master is in seclusion. After the Heavenly Master comes out of seclusion, our whole family must pay a visit." Xiong Zhengyi now faces another issue, which is where his family will live.
They can't just stay in the Imperial Prefect's mansion and not leave, it's a bit embarrassing.
"Mumu, I'm going to rent a house first. Where can I send the address?" He was not sure where Su Mumu would live now.
"Send it to Lei's house first. I still have some unfinished business there." Su Mumu saw that Lei's father's condition was getting better, but more observations were needed to make a final decision.
"Okay, thank you Imperial Master for taking me in. I will thank you again someday." Xiong Zhengyi clasped his fists again to express his thanks.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! Excuse me, the former leader of the martial arts alliance, what did you mean by giving the Xiong Family Book to my junior sister?"
"If you want to practice this skill, you must first commit suicide. You have a grudge against a few of us! Besides, you martial arts people are fighting over this thing. If you give it to my little junior sister, you are giving her all the danger." Aoki But remember that there is still grudge.
This guy gave the thing to the junior sister, but refused to explain clearly.
If he was accidentally bewitched, wouldn't he directly become a eunuch in the palace?Thinking of this, he was very angry, very angry.
Xiong Zhengyi blushed, "Taoist Master Aoki, I really don't mean this."
"Because I have no money, the Xiong family's treasure book is the most precious thing in my body, so I gave it to Mu Mu as a meeting gift."
He is poor, poor!
Zhang Caijin also quickly helped her husband explain, "Mumu, fellow Taoist priests, all the money he has spent over the years has been used to buy medicine for us and my wife."
"There is really no malice, please don't misunderstand me."
Xiong Anxing said weakly, "Taoist Master Qingmu, it is our family's crime to carry a jade. This thing would be a disaster for anyone. But it cannot be destroyed. It is the hard work of our ancestors."
"Sister Mumu and all the Taoist priests are righteous people. You don't know how to practice. That's why dad gives it to you."
The pitiful appearance of this family of three extinguished Aoki's anger.
"If you don't have money, where will you live after leaving the Imperial Master's Mansion?" Aoki couldn't help but become concerned.
"A ruined temple, a bridge, or a cave are all fine. Jianghu people are not so particular, so you don't have to worry." Xiong Zhengyi said cheerfully.
Jianghu people are at home all over the world and can live anywhere.
They have a very strong ability to survive in the wild and will not be afraid of the environment no matter how bad it is.
"With their bodies, if they continue to fool around with you, they will only die faster." Qing Yi did not give any face, and directly stated the shortcomings.
Su Mumu sighed, "You guys come and live with me at Lei's house. Father Lei is the only one in Lei's house. His body also needs to be recuperated slowly. It can save some trouble if you go over and take care of him together."
"This is not good..." Xiong Zhengyi looked at his wife and children, knowing that this was the best arrangement.
But will this make Mu Mu look down on them?
"What's wrong? You do some work at Lei's house to pay for rent and food. You have a lot of strength, which can be used to chop firewood, repair the house, and take care of the yard." Su Mumu set up the steps for him.
When Xiong Zhengyi heard this, he immediately patted his chest and said, "These tasks are all trivial. If Mu Mu arranges them for us, we won't be polite."
"You're welcome. You guys are here first. I have something to do with the senior brother. I will go with you later." Su Mumu saw the senior brother wink at her and immediately left with him.
Qing Yi took his junior sister outside the master's courtyard, "If you can't coax her, go and have a look."
"What's wrong? Is the hair growth pill not easy to use? It shouldn't be." Su Mumu opened the door directly.
Master's retreat was only for outsiders to hear. The truth is that this little old man lost his temper.
"It's so useful." Qing Yi thought of his master's appearance and tried hard to hold back his laughter.
It’s so useful, isn’t it?
Until Su Mumu didn't see the master in the room, only a sad gorilla. "Hey, where is the master? Senior brother, the master is not here!" Su Mumu shouted to the senior brother.
When Qingyi heard this, he ran away very unfaithfully.
He was not afraid of being beaten by his master, but he was afraid of hearing his master cry, which was too scary.
"Hey, senior brother, why are you running away! Where did this gorilla come from? Why does it look familiar?" Su Mumu moved closer, and when the gorilla moved, she was frightened and stepped back.
"Hmph, you rebellious disciple, what kind of poison did you inflict on my master?" Taoist Master Xuanling said, biting his molar teeth.
He just returned the rent, and now he can't even get dressed and is in a panic.
So I only wore pants, so I didn’t have to worry about being exposed, because everything was surrounded by hair.
Not only the hair and beard, but now the whole body is covered with hair, all of it is hair... black, thick and strong hair.
He looks in the mirror once a day and cries.
The point is, it's useless to shave it off. It doesn't grow faster than it does, and he's autistic.
"Are you the master?"
"Hahaha, Master turned into a gorilla, do you want to become the ancestor directly?"
"No, you let me laugh for a while first."
"Ouch, I actually have a gorilla master."
"Eldest brother, why are you running away? Master doesn't bite. He just grew hair, and he didn't turn into a savage."
Su Mumu laughed heartily and sat down to laugh. This was the first time she had encountered such a thing.
"Rebel!"
"You little heartless thing, what did you feed me?" Taoist priest Xuanling staged a gorilla stomping.
He can't live with this hair for the rest of his life.
Wouldn't that make my colleagues laugh to death? If they were mistaken for a gorilla when they went out, they might be beaten to death.
"It's the hair growth pill! Senior brother asked me to put it in the phoenix bead for a while. It was full of spiritual energy, and that's why you mutated! Originally, we just wanted your beard to grow as soon as possible, but we didn't expect..."
"I didn't want you to turn into a gorilla directly. Master, if I take you to perform on the street, I will definitely make a lot of money." Su Mumu completely ignored the broken heart of her master.
Anyway, Master’s personality is that when his heart is broken, it can be healed by sticking it together with mud.
When Taoist Master Xuanling saw that his precious apprentice was still smiling, he stopped talking and just stared at her, humming to see how long she could keep smiling.
Being stared at like this, Su Mumu couldn't help but smile, "Master, please let me look through the pill recipe and see if I can mix some hair removal liquid. You can apply it wherever you want to remove it."
"I'll give you three days, if you don't deserve to come out. I will carry you wherever you go every day."
"Let's see if everyone is laughing at you, or at me. Anyway, no one else will recognize my face. I will go with you today, and I will keep an eye on you every day." Taoist priest Xuanling showed off his face.
Hairy monster, gorilla, whoever wants to laugh, laugh.
"Master, are you sure you want to come with me? Then we won't take the carriage and walk to Lei's house. Having fun alone is not as good as having fun together. Let everyone take a look together." Su Mumu blinked her big eyes and asked Master very seriously, (*^▽^*)
Taoist priest Xuanling was so angry that his heart ached, "Just leave, who is afraid of whom?"
He will not be afraid of this traitor.
"Okay, let's go!" Su Mumu strode forward. The master's threats to scare her were just a dream.
"Junior sister, that mysterious evil path is settling a score with senior brother. Come out quickly!" Aoki's voice rang outside.
(End of this chapter)
"Master is in retreat." Qing Yi was afraid that his junior sister might have missed the point, so he reminded her of it.
Because Master is now encountering a very serious problem that he can't solve anyway, so he can only wait for Junior Sister.
"Yes, yes, the Heavenly Master is in seclusion. After the Heavenly Master comes out of seclusion, our whole family must pay a visit." Xiong Zhengyi now faces another issue, which is where his family will live.
They can't just stay in the Imperial Prefect's mansion and not leave, it's a bit embarrassing.
"Mumu, I'm going to rent a house first. Where can I send the address?" He was not sure where Su Mumu would live now.
"Send it to Lei's house first. I still have some unfinished business there." Su Mumu saw that Lei's father's condition was getting better, but more observations were needed to make a final decision.
"Okay, thank you Imperial Master for taking me in. I will thank you again someday." Xiong Zhengyi clasped his fists again to express his thanks.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute! Excuse me, the former leader of the martial arts alliance, what did you mean by giving the Xiong Family Book to my junior sister?"
"If you want to practice this skill, you must first commit suicide. You have a grudge against a few of us! Besides, you martial arts people are fighting over this thing. If you give it to my little junior sister, you are giving her all the danger." Aoki But remember that there is still grudge.
This guy gave the thing to the junior sister, but refused to explain clearly.
If he was accidentally bewitched, wouldn't he directly become a eunuch in the palace?Thinking of this, he was very angry, very angry.
Xiong Zhengyi blushed, "Taoist Master Aoki, I really don't mean this."
"Because I have no money, the Xiong family's treasure book is the most precious thing in my body, so I gave it to Mu Mu as a meeting gift."
He is poor, poor!
Zhang Caijin also quickly helped her husband explain, "Mumu, fellow Taoist priests, all the money he has spent over the years has been used to buy medicine for us and my wife."
"There is really no malice, please don't misunderstand me."
Xiong Anxing said weakly, "Taoist Master Qingmu, it is our family's crime to carry a jade. This thing would be a disaster for anyone. But it cannot be destroyed. It is the hard work of our ancestors."
"Sister Mumu and all the Taoist priests are righteous people. You don't know how to practice. That's why dad gives it to you."
The pitiful appearance of this family of three extinguished Aoki's anger.
"If you don't have money, where will you live after leaving the Imperial Master's Mansion?" Aoki couldn't help but become concerned.
"A ruined temple, a bridge, or a cave are all fine. Jianghu people are not so particular, so you don't have to worry." Xiong Zhengyi said cheerfully.
Jianghu people are at home all over the world and can live anywhere.
They have a very strong ability to survive in the wild and will not be afraid of the environment no matter how bad it is.
"With their bodies, if they continue to fool around with you, they will only die faster." Qing Yi did not give any face, and directly stated the shortcomings.
Su Mumu sighed, "You guys come and live with me at Lei's house. Father Lei is the only one in Lei's house. His body also needs to be recuperated slowly. It can save some trouble if you go over and take care of him together."
"This is not good..." Xiong Zhengyi looked at his wife and children, knowing that this was the best arrangement.
But will this make Mu Mu look down on them?
"What's wrong? You do some work at Lei's house to pay for rent and food. You have a lot of strength, which can be used to chop firewood, repair the house, and take care of the yard." Su Mumu set up the steps for him.
When Xiong Zhengyi heard this, he immediately patted his chest and said, "These tasks are all trivial. If Mu Mu arranges them for us, we won't be polite."
"You're welcome. You guys are here first. I have something to do with the senior brother. I will go with you later." Su Mumu saw the senior brother wink at her and immediately left with him.
Qing Yi took his junior sister outside the master's courtyard, "If you can't coax her, go and have a look."
"What's wrong? Is the hair growth pill not easy to use? It shouldn't be." Su Mumu opened the door directly.
Master's retreat was only for outsiders to hear. The truth is that this little old man lost his temper.
"It's so useful." Qing Yi thought of his master's appearance and tried hard to hold back his laughter.
It’s so useful, isn’t it?
Until Su Mumu didn't see the master in the room, only a sad gorilla. "Hey, where is the master? Senior brother, the master is not here!" Su Mumu shouted to the senior brother.
When Qingyi heard this, he ran away very unfaithfully.
He was not afraid of being beaten by his master, but he was afraid of hearing his master cry, which was too scary.
"Hey, senior brother, why are you running away! Where did this gorilla come from? Why does it look familiar?" Su Mumu moved closer, and when the gorilla moved, she was frightened and stepped back.
"Hmph, you rebellious disciple, what kind of poison did you inflict on my master?" Taoist Master Xuanling said, biting his molar teeth.
He just returned the rent, and now he can't even get dressed and is in a panic.
So I only wore pants, so I didn’t have to worry about being exposed, because everything was surrounded by hair.
Not only the hair and beard, but now the whole body is covered with hair, all of it is hair... black, thick and strong hair.
He looks in the mirror once a day and cries.
The point is, it's useless to shave it off. It doesn't grow faster than it does, and he's autistic.
"Are you the master?"
"Hahaha, Master turned into a gorilla, do you want to become the ancestor directly?"
"No, you let me laugh for a while first."
"Ouch, I actually have a gorilla master."
"Eldest brother, why are you running away? Master doesn't bite. He just grew hair, and he didn't turn into a savage."
Su Mumu laughed heartily and sat down to laugh. This was the first time she had encountered such a thing.
"Rebel!"
"You little heartless thing, what did you feed me?" Taoist priest Xuanling staged a gorilla stomping.
He can't live with this hair for the rest of his life.
Wouldn't that make my colleagues laugh to death? If they were mistaken for a gorilla when they went out, they might be beaten to death.
"It's the hair growth pill! Senior brother asked me to put it in the phoenix bead for a while. It was full of spiritual energy, and that's why you mutated! Originally, we just wanted your beard to grow as soon as possible, but we didn't expect..."
"I didn't want you to turn into a gorilla directly. Master, if I take you to perform on the street, I will definitely make a lot of money." Su Mumu completely ignored the broken heart of her master.
Anyway, Master’s personality is that when his heart is broken, it can be healed by sticking it together with mud.
When Taoist Master Xuanling saw that his precious apprentice was still smiling, he stopped talking and just stared at her, humming to see how long she could keep smiling.
Being stared at like this, Su Mumu couldn't help but smile, "Master, please let me look through the pill recipe and see if I can mix some hair removal liquid. You can apply it wherever you want to remove it."
"I'll give you three days, if you don't deserve to come out. I will carry you wherever you go every day."
"Let's see if everyone is laughing at you, or at me. Anyway, no one else will recognize my face. I will go with you today, and I will keep an eye on you every day." Taoist priest Xuanling showed off his face.
Hairy monster, gorilla, whoever wants to laugh, laugh.
"Master, are you sure you want to come with me? Then we won't take the carriage and walk to Lei's house. Having fun alone is not as good as having fun together. Let everyone take a look together." Su Mumu blinked her big eyes and asked Master very seriously, (*^▽^*)
Taoist priest Xuanling was so angry that his heart ached, "Just leave, who is afraid of whom?"
He will not be afraid of this traitor.
"Okay, let's go!" Su Mumu strode forward. The master's threats to scare her were just a dream.
"Junior sister, that mysterious evil path is settling a score with senior brother. Come out quickly!" Aoki's voice rang outside.
(End of this chapter)
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