Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 1046 It’s all your fault, have you forgotten?
This sudden happiness made Sima Xuanmo a little overwhelmed. He looked at Shen Jingyan with wide eyes. After a long time, he tentatively asked: "Isn't this a big joke you guys played while I was drunk?"

"How is this possible? Am I the kind of person who cheats on my brothers? If you don't believe it, I will replay last night's scene for you." After saying that, Shen Jingyan stood up and started his performance.

I saw him suddenly swaying this way and that, his body swaying, and he had entered the state of a "drunkard".

He knelt down in front of the coffee table, pretended to take a sip of wine, slapped the coffee table, and said in agony: "Why did I run away? Why did I run away?"

Suddenly, he started rolling around on the ground, rolled in front of Sima Xuanmo, got up, grabbed Sima Xuanmo's clothes, and dragged him around.

"Why did you think I ran away? I'm really not a man! Why did I run away!"

Pushing Sima Xuanmo away, he fell to the ground again, hugging the legs of the chair and staring at the chair affectionately: "Miss Dong, actually I don't know if this is because I like you, but I have different feelings for you. "

"I'm at a loss when I see you, and I miss you like crazy when I don't see you. I want to take care of you, but I'm stupid and don't know how to speak."

"I don't mind your past, those are not important. If you marry me, I will take good care of our present and future."

"If I really want to marry a princess, it must be you! There is no one in this world who is more suitable to spend my life with me than you..."

"Ah...why did I run away!" After saying that, Shen Jingyan threw the chair away and started rolling around on the ground again.

It has to be said that Shen Jingyan's imitation was so perfect that Sima Xuanmo on the side couldn't stand it anymore: "Please stop immediately before I beat you."

Shen Jingyan immediately stopped rolling, stood up, shook his clothes, and vowed: "That's it! That's what you were like last night!"

Sima Xuanmo scratched his head: "Am I so shameless when I'm drunk?"

Shen Jingyan immediately nodded exaggeratedly: "Not only are you shameless, you are extremely shameless. You can express your feelings deeply while holding a chair. Is there anything else you can't do?"

When Sima Xuanmo saw that his good brother was so sure, he also believed Shen Jingyan's words. After all, he was a drunk man who could hold a big yellow dog and call his wife.

Although things developed faster than he expected, he quickly accepted the reality. After all, it was hard to recover after overturning the water. He couldn't break off the engagement at this time and say it was his drunken nonsense.

Seeing that he had been deceived, Shen Jingyan tilted his head and smiled secretly.

So he continued to add help, and he approached Sima Xuanmo and continued to bewitch him with the tone of "It's all for your own good."

"Just now you were so drunk that you fell unconscious. When your parents went to propose the marriage, they didn't wake you up no matter how they called you. Thinking of your eagerness to marry Miss Dong last night, your parents had no choice but to propose the marriage before you woke up."

"If you are not present, it will seem less solemn. So, you should get up and wash up first. Later we will go to the jewelry store to pick out some beautiful headscarves. You can give them to Miss Dong in person to appease them, otherwise they will think you are joking! "

Sima Xuanmo is full of confusion about getting married. He is still not sure whether he can stay with a woman for a lifetime, have children and start a family.

But he still decided to take responsibility for his actions. After hearing this, he immediately said: "Don't be idle later. Come with me to the street to choose."

Shen Jingyan gave Sima Xuanmo a few words and happily went to the dining room to wait.

At this time, Liu Duo, the "young man" who was waiting beside Shen Jingyan, came in with a handkerchief. When he put a handkerchief on Sima Xuanmo, he rolled his eyes and shook out a small yellow paper bag from his sleeve.She picked it up hurriedly and quickly stuffed it under her sleeves, but Sima Xuanmo grabbed her wrist first and said coldly: "What is this? Take it out quickly!"

Liu Duo panicked and explained: "This is nothing. Young Master didn't ask me to do anything, let alone drug you."

These words aroused Sima Xuanmo's suspicion. He grabbed the yellow paper bag and took a look. His expression suddenly changed, and then he left the room angrily.

Liu Duo looked at Sima Xuanmo's back, smiled sinisterly, and then quickly took out a small bundle from under the bed.

This baggage had a lot of history. It contained the jade pendant she had stolen from Shen Jingyan in the past few days. She slung the baggage over her body and sneaked around the guards, preparing to escape.

On the other side, Sima Xuanmo slapped the medicinal powder on the dining table. The table immediately fell into pieces, and all the dishes and food fell to the ground, leaving a mess.

"Shen Jingyan, please explain, what is this?!"

Shen Jingyan's expression flashed with a hint of panic, but he could still calmly say: "This is the Mongolian sweat medicine! Did that boy Duoduo give it to you?"

Sima Xuanmo was shocked and confused: "What's going on? You used medicine on me, right?"

In fact, when Shen Jingyan poured medicine into Sima Xuanmo last night, Liu Duo saw it. Shen Jingyan threatened Liu Duo not to say anything, but he accidentally dropped the medicine.

But why would Sanmeng panic when something happened?Even if he did bad things, he was still confident.

Hearing this, he took away Sima Xuanmo's hand in a good-tempered manner, straightened his clothes, and said, "Do you want me to perform another scene for you here?"

Sima Xuanmo didn't answer immediately, so Shen Jingyan sat down on his butt, and then began to roll, saying as he rolled: "Knock me out quickly! Knock me out! I want to escape reality!"

Seeing the servant girl next to him shaking violently with laughter, Sima Xuanmo grabbed Shen Jingyan's arm and said solemnly: "That's enough!"

Only then did Shen Jingyan stop his exaggerated yet elegant behavior and said: "Obviously it was you who asked to escape reality, but you drank all the wine I had stored and you didn't drink until you lost consciousness, so what else can I do?" What should I do? I can only use medicine on you!"

"You know very well that I will not refuse your request, nor will I do anything to harm you, but you still come here to punish me like this. It really chills me!"

Seeing Shen Jingyan's anger and annoyance, Sima Xuanmo apologized again and again: "Brother Shen, I'm sorry, I wrongly blamed you."

Shen Jingyan shook his clothes, lifted up his clothes and sat down. Finally, he said helplessly: "I won't be angry with you. I'll forgive you this time!"

Just as he was talking, Liu Duo was carried up by the guards, and the valuable items he had saved secretly were presented to Shen Jingyan.

The guard said fiercely: "Sir, this kid took the money and absconded again. Just when he climbed over the wall, he was caught by his subordinates."

Shen Jingyan took out a banknote from Liu Duo's baggage and handed it to the guard, saying, "You have worked hard. This is a reward for you. Keep watching me closely from now on."

The guards bowed and retreated. Shen Jingyan was about to blame him when he saw Liu Duo rushing in front of Sima Xuanmo and said tremblingly: "Master, don't believe him. He just lied to you. In fact..."

(End of this chapter)