Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 1209 The little venomous tongue is here again

In the lush forest, the green trees cover the sky and the sun, with sparse sunlight shining down, the green grass half a person's height in the forest is dripping with green.

The water plants on the lakeside have grown wildly, covering much of the water surface. The blue and black roots under the water are clearly visible, and occasionally fish of various colors shuttle back and forth.

Everything is green and dotted with wild flowers.

It is such a beautiful forest, but it hides so many terrible things.

Everyone looked around, but they really had no clue.

Sima Xuanmo had an idea: "Since the exits are all at unexpected places, tell me, will the exits be at the bottom of the lake?"

Lan Lingling rolled her eyes at him: "What's the use of just doubting it? You are so good at water, why don't you go down and take a look?"

Sima Xuanmo really had such an idea. He took off his belt and prepared to take off his coat, but before he could do anything, he was kicked by Lu Mingyu.

Sima Xuanmo fluttered a few times, raised his head and cursed: "Ayu, you can't deny your relatives!"

Lu Mingyu picked up a stone: "If you delay any longer, I will kill you out of righteousness!"

Sima Xuanmo didn't dare to yell anymore, he plunged in with a fierce thrust, and his figure quickly disappeared under the water.

Everyone waited for a while before Sima Xuanmo popped up and walked ashore carrying several big fish.

He looked very embarrassed, with huge toad eggs hanging on his head and body, which looked disgusting and terrifying.

Sima Xuanmo threw the fish in front of Lu Mingyu and said suddenly: "The bottom of the lake is very surprising! Why is there no exit at the bottom of the lake?"

Xie Yun smashed the folding fan into the palm of his hand and said thoughtfully: "What my cousin can think of is usually not a surprise."

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Xie Yun nodded: "My cousin is right."

Sima Xuanmo said excitedly: "Since there is no danger, there is no need to rush to find an exit. Let's worship at the Five Zang Temple first."

After saying that, he hid behind the big tree, took off his clothes, and threw them on the grass to dry in the sun. He leaned against the tree trunk and closed his eyes to take a nap.

The guard immediately took care of the fish, and then looked at Lu Mingyu tremblingly: "Empress, this..."

Lu Mingyu didn't say anything, took out the seasonings he brought and marinated the fish.

Lan Lingling and Nangong Suisui didn't know how to do it, so naturally they didn't help.

Yao Niang offered to help Lu Mingyu, but the others just watched, and no one went to collect firewood.

Changsun Tao turned around and entered the forest. After a while, he brought a pile of dry firewood, bent down and started to light a fire.

Gu Nian pulled Xie Yun's sleeve and asked innocently: "Little cousin, what does it mean to be a 'gentleman far away from the cook'?"

Xie Yun explained patiently: "This sentence means that a gentleman should stay away from places where killing animals are used for cooking."

Gu Nian's little face wrinkled up instantly, and she said guiltily: "So that's what this sentence means! It was Nian'er who misunderstood."

"Nian'er thought this sentence referred to a group of lazy men who didn't want to cook. They used the excuse that gentlemen can't cook casually to be lazy in an open and honest manner."

"Nian'er is really ashamed. I have been seeing my mother cooking recently, but I haven't seen my little cousin helping me. Nian'er also thinks that my little cousin is lazy! Now it seems that my little cousin is a gentleman."

Xie Yun couldn't help laughing: "My queen cooks because she cooks delicious food, so everyone wants to eat the food she cooks."

Gu Nian suddenly folded her hands and looked at Xie Yun with a pouted mouth. She looked uncomfortable until Xie Yun, then she said: "My little cousin is being unreasonable!"

Xie Yun was surprised: "Why is my cousin so unreasonable?" Gu Nian said: "My mother taught Nian'er that people should help each other, whether at home or outside, everyone should bear their own responsibilities. "

“The capable work harder is not a compliment, but a moral shackles imposed on capable people by the mediocre and lazy.”

"Every one of you has to eat, so everyone should bear corresponding responsibilities, instead of using the excuse that my wife cooks delicious food to enjoy the hard work of others with peace of mind."

"Oh, you adults are not as sensible as a child like me. You still need me to remind you of such a simple truth. I'm so tired!"

Xie Yun was dumbfounded and couldn't help but look at Yao Niang: "Cousin, has Nian'er always been like this?"

Gu Nian quickly took Xie Yun's hand and said, "Little cousin, don't embarrass my mother, she is too embarrassed to say it!"

Then, Gu Nian put her hands on her hips and said aggressively: "That's right! Nian'er has always been like this. It's all because Nian'er has too much sense of justice and can't stand the pretentiousness of you adults!"

Suddenly, she suddenly realized: "Oh, Nian'er understands. In fact, you all understand these principles, you are just pretending not to know! Hypocritical adults, shame on you!"

Everyone was a little embarrassed by Gu Nian's words. Some touched their noses, some looked at the sky, and some kicked the pebbles in front of them.

Gu Nian suddenly pounced on Changsun Tao, who was helping Lu Mingyu grill fish, and said with a smile: "Your Highness, uncle, is a good man. He understands that if you work hard, you will be rewarded. Unlike you who only sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labor, Nian'er likes your Highness, uncle."

Changsun Tao stretched out his finger and pointed at Gu Nian's eyebrows to prevent her from getting any closer: "Xiao Nian'er, my uncle belongs to my mother-in-law. You, a little girl, don't pounce on me casually."

Gu Nian opened his eyes wide and said in disbelief: "But Nian'er is only three years old, still a child."

Changsun Tao shook his finger: "No matter whether you are three years old or three hundred years old, as long as you are a girl, you are not allowed to approach your uncle, because your uncle only belongs to your mother-in-law."

Gu Nian said in despair: "Can't you keep one of such a good-looking man for Nian'er? Alas! Nian'er may not be able to marry in the future!"

Yao Niang hurriedly shook her head, as if to say: It's unfair. She definitely didn't teach her children to rob other people's husband.

Changsun Tao couldn't help but laugh, pointed at Yun Fei and said, "He doesn't have a wife yet, you can think about it."

But his smile was as beautiful as the clear breeze and bright moon.

Gu Nian stared blankly for a while, and then sighed heavily: "Uncle Yun is too old, and Nian'er doesn't like it."

Yun Fei pointed to his nose: "You actually despise me for being old?!"

Gu Nian nodded affirmatively: "Yes! I heard from Aunt Lan that you are in your 30s, much older than Nian'er. What if Nian'er marries you and you die too early?"

"Isn't it to remember that I am alone in the world and can only fill the void by remarrying?"

Yao Niang couldn't bear it anymore and covered Gu Nian's lips.

But her childish language made everyone laugh.

Lan Lingling pointed at Yun Fei: "Old ghost, do you hear me?"

Lu Mingyu also laughed so hard that he laughed and said: "Nian'er doesn't like the old ones. When the first and second treasures grow up, you can choose one at will. They will definitely be more handsome than your highness and uncle."

Gu Nian broke away from Yao Niang's hand, clapped her hands and said, "Then Nian'er will be your daughter-in-law from now on. Nian'er pays my respects to my father-in-law and mother-in-law!"

Everyone laughed loudly again.

"What are you laughing at?"

The laughter stopped suddenly, and everyone looked for a voice. When they saw Sima Xuanmo sticking his head out from behind the big tree, the expressions on his face changed from shock to horror.

How could a perfectly good old man become like this after hanging clothes for a while?

(End of this chapter)