Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 1315 Big fool and little fool

On the first day back in the city, many things inevitably happened.

The couple finally sat down and had a serious meal.

When there were only two buns left in the steamer, Lan Lingling took the plate and ran away without the couple paying attention.

Little Gu Nian lost her appetite because she missed her mother, so she put down her chopsticks after eating a bowl of egg custard.

The couple actually filled their stomachs conscientiously.

Even if Lan Lingling doesn't run away, the bun still belongs to her.

Although Lu Mingyu was upset and angry about her grandfather, she concealed her emotions well in order not to worry Changsun Tao.

……

evening.

Xie Yun and Nangong Suisui accompanied Su, discussing the agenda of the wedding.

It's already June, and the year has just passed halfway. Ordinary people wouldn't get married at this time. It's unlucky to have no beginning or end.

So Su suggested to postpone it for two months and wait until August to find a good day to sort out the affairs of the two of them.

When it comes to his post-marriage residence, Xie Yun is not planning to move out from Taishu's Mansion for the time being. After all, except for Yiyong Hou's Mansion in Yancheng, this is the place where he has lived the longest, and it is already a sentimental home.

He didn't really want to leave Changsun Tao, who was as close as a brother, and his sister, who had never dealt with him very well, when the situation was not yet stable.

The left and right uncle's mansion is huge. He alone occupies the largest courtyard except Mu Wuju. The entire west side is his territory.

Apart from the courtyard where the couple lived after getting married, the Su family also had a quiet courtyard.

There is no doubt that Taishu's Mansion is more heavily guarded than outside, and Su and Chu have become close and good sisters. With Chu by her side, there are more smiles on her face.

For the safety of his mother and to make her live a comfortable life, Nangong Suisui decided to wait until later to consider finding another place to live.

The three of them talked and discussed easily and put the long-delayed wedding on the agenda.

Mrs. Chu learned about Xiao Qian's situation and, accompanied by Cang Wu and Cang He, hurried to the Prime Minister's Mansion to visit her daughter.

Dong Shi has been studying with Qin Ning. After completing all the homework assigned by Qin Ning, he hurriedly came to greet Lu Mingyu.

Lu Mingyu liked this younger brother very much and took him to sit down and ask questions.

Changsun Tao watched Dong Shi grow taller and taller, fearing that his wife would be snatched away by this young and clever boy in a few years, so he started to obstruct the two of them in various ways.

Dong Shi seemed to know what Chang Sun Tao was thinking, and he used various tricks to make Lu Mingyu happy, making Chang Sun Yao's face turn green with anger, and he almost had murderous intentions.

But fortunately, Lu Mingyu also knew what was right and sent Dong Shi away in time before Changsun Tao drowned in jealousy.

Changsun Tao ignored her with a cold face, and she didn't say anything. She held the clothes and went out.

Changsun Tao, who pretended to be reading, had doubts in his heart, but he was still holding back his anger and waiting for his wife to coax him. He wanted to ask Lu Mingyu where he was, but he couldn't swallow the grievance in his heart, so he opened his mouth but didn't ask.

After Lu Mingyu left, Changsun Tao threw the book on the ground: "Ah Liu, Ah Liu, come in and die for me!"

The door was opened immediately, and Ah Liu rolled in with a crooked eyebrow and a grimace: "Master, is the sky falling?"

Changsun Tao frowned: "What the hell are you doing?"

Ah Liu continued to frown and said: "Didn't the master let his subordinates come in dead? The subordinates died and are now ghosts."

Changsun Tao kicked Ah Liu: "I don't want to see you die like this!"

Ah Liu immediately asked seriously: "Master, is it you who makes the Nyonya angry, or the Nyonya who makes you angry?"

Changsun Tao glared at him: "Is there any difference?"

Ah Liu shook his head. He folded his hands and kept glancing up, almost rolling his eyes: "It doesn't matter. After all, those who cry for peace are all masters, aren't they?"

Changsun Tao kicked him again: "Damn boy, you want to die, don't you?!"

Ah Liu immediately said with a playful smile: "Master, I have a trick that can definitely solve my current predicament."

Changsun Tao grabbed the folding fan on the table and followed Xie Yun's example of fanning constantly: "What kind of dilemma can I be in? I didn't ask you to come here to make you behave!"

"You judge, that woman was chatting and laughing with other boys in front of me, why should she embarrass me?"

"I'm already very angry here. Why did she just hug her clothes and leave without saying a word to me?"

"Do you think this king is giving her too much face? Let her kick her nose in her face and ride on my head to dominate her!"

Ah Liu quickly pinched his nose and said, "This smells sour. It seems that the empress did nothing!"

Changsun Tao raised his eyelids: "What did you say?" Ah Liu quickly changed his words: "My subordinates said that boy is really indifferent! May I ask my master, who is this brave boy who dares to drink vinegar to my master?"

Changsun Tao said two words vaguely: "Dong Shi."

"What?!" Ah Liu was shocked.

This master is so out of character, he's just a little brat. Is there any need to be more serious?
It's over, he can no longer keep up with his master's thoughts.

If this continues, will the most favored secret guard have to be replaced?

No, no, he can't fall out of favor because of this.

Not only did Ah Liu not put away his shocked expression, but instead showed an even more exaggerated expression.

In order to keep his favor alive, he cursed without conscience: "Dong Shi, this boy! How dare you flirt in front of the empress? If it happens again, my subordinates will definitely take him into the palace and serve as a eunuch!"

Changsun Tao slapped the folding fan on the table: "Speaking of eunuchs, I remembered..."

Ah Liu was horrified by Chang Sun Tao's sight. He subconsciously bowed his waist and quickly interrupted Chang Sun Tao: "Master, this subordinate has something to say!"

Changsun Tao looked at him coldly: "If you fart, hurry up!"

Ah Liu said with a playful smile: "Actually, Master, there is something wrong with you."

Changsun Tao glanced at him lightly.

Ah Liu was so frightened that he almost lost the ability to speak, but in order not to become a eunuch, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "What's the use of sulking here?"

"Your Majesty went out with her clothes in her arms, and you didn't care where she went. Instead, you waited for her to coax you. Doesn't this mean you're giving the opportunity to others?"

"That boy is smart and sensible. If he grows up for a few more years, he will have nothing to do with his master. I think it is the last word to seize the heart of the empress while the master is still young."

Changsun Tao slowly approached Ah Liu and lowered his voice and asked, "Where has the empress gone?"

Ah Liu pointed behind him with his thumb: "My subordinates looked at it, and it seemed that they were heading straight to Muwu Ju. Could it be that the empress didn't want to see your face, so she went to sleep in Muwu Ju?"

Changsun Tao immediately stood up: "I, the king, go and ask that damn woman to coax me!"

After saying that, Chang Sun Tao walked out of the room quickly.

Ah Liu looked at Chang Sun Tao's figure and couldn't help laughing.

Shocked that he was too arrogant, he quickly covered his mouth and laughed until tears came out.

Lu Yi saw him walking out of the room with his mouth covered and his shoulders still shaking, so he stepped forward and asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Ah Liu suppressed his smile and spoke mysteriously to Lu Yi about his master's embarrassing state: "You said that master is such a wise and powerful man, how come he became stupid when he met the queen? You didn't see what he looked like just now. It’s so funny!”

Lu Yi rolled her eyes at him: "Isn't your mouth cramping after laughing for so long?"

Ah Liu immediately said: "How could it be? There is no cramping in my mouth! Lu Yi, don't worry about me, I can still laugh for a few more hours."

Lu Yi shook her head helplessly, turned around and walked away to continue working on her business.

Ah Liu followed Lu Yi and kept explaining: "Lu Yi, really, I didn't lie to you, my mouth didn't cramp!"

Oh, there is more than one fool in front of the beloved woman.

Changsun Tao came to Muwuju, but he hesitated in the courtyard, wondering whether to go in or not.

It wasn't him who was at fault, so why should he follow him eagerly?

Doesn't this seem too undignified?

At this time, the sound of water came from the house.

Changsun Tao said that he wanted to maintain his dignity as an uncle, but he walked in with his feet unruly.

Since the cold pool turned into a fragrant bath, the bathhouse is always filled with water vapor.

He opened the door and looked in, but there was no sign of Lu Mingyu.

But on the screen were hung the clothes Lu Mingyu was wearing, as well as the clothes she had just taken out.

This discovery made Chang Sun Tao's Adam's apple roll.

At this moment, a pair of wet hands wrapped around his waist.

"Come on, Yan Yan's clothes fell on the screen. Do you want to help Yan Yan get the clothes, or do you want to carry Yan Yan over?"

(End of this chapter)