Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 313: Plotted by the guard dog
It is already colder in winter, but the streets are still bustling and noisy.

Yu Qinghuan touched around in the east and wandered around in the west. Before he finished walking down the street, he had a lot of food in his hand.

She pinched a bunch of candy figures and candied haws on each side and took a bite. When she turned around to talk to Chang Sun Tao, her cheeks were bulging, like a squirrel hiding food.

Changsun Tao followed him silently, and when Yu Qinghuan wasn't paying attention, he would quietly lower his head and take a bite, and then taste the sweet and sour taste from the perspective that Yu Qinghuan could not see. When Yu Qinghuan turned around, he pretended to be serious again. look like.

In the end, it was Yu Qinghuan who saw that there were a lot less things in his hands, and then he discovered the bad things he had done secretly.

When Chang Sun Tao went to steal food again, Yu Qinghuan was prepared and handed over his hand.

"Little thief! I caught you, let's see where you run!"

Changsun Tao took the opportunity to sip on the back of Yu Qinghuan's hand, pursed his lips, and said with unfinished meaning: "I heard that eating alone will cause sores. My husband wanted to do the best for his wife, and wanted to share the same taste with her, but he was The wife was unjustly accused of being a little thief, and the husband was really more unjust than Dou E."

"Okay, okay, I'll give you a bite." Yu Qinghuan saw that Chang Sun Tao's expression was really resentful, like a big girl who had been abandoned by chaos. She had attracted a lot of attention. She didn't want to be pointed at, so she simply took the candied haws. He handed it over and said, "I can only take a small bite."

She underestimated Chang Sun Tao's imagination, and also underestimated Chang Sun Tao's bite area. There were three pieces of candied haws left on the string, but Chang Sun Tao bit off two of them in one bite.

Changsun Tao happily chewed a few mouthfuls, and a big bulge appeared on his right cheek, which looked extremely funny.

"Bah!" The next moment, Chang Sun Tao spit out the contents of his mouth, "Why is it so sour?"

Yu Qinghuan took a bite of the candied haws and then took a bite of the candied man, and said with great certainty: "This should have something to do with character. If you are greedy or not, the taste will change."

"It must be that I haven't been bitten by you, so it doesn't taste sweet." Changsun Tao suddenly leaned forward and approached Yu Qinghuan, making eye contact with her at close range. His voice was low and pleasant, "Princess, your mouth is sweet."

Yu Qinghuan was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously stuffed the candy man into Chang Sun Tao's mouth, and then ran away quickly.

Changsun Tao took a bite of the candy man that Yu Qinghuan almost ate, and nodded: "Princess's mouth is indeed sweet."

After saying that, he threw the bamboo stick in his hand back, and the half-sugar man, stained with saliva, the sugar had melted a little, and even looked weird, flew out and hit an unlucky guy in the head.

The unlucky guy was none other than Wei Shu who was passing by.

The passerby was hit on the head by this sudden thing. He stretched out his hand and touched the syrup. The golden crown with black hair and head were all covered with chewed sugar. He pulled the bamboo stick and the result was , the bun came loose, the golden crown fell off, these are nothing, the key is that a lot of hair fell out.

Wei Shu threw the bamboo stick on the ground and turned into the alley. After a while, he picked up a bucket of green dye and followed Changsun Tao calmly.

Yu Qinghuan took a fancy to a purse and was standing in front of a small vendor, holding the purse and looking up and down. Suddenly, his eyesight went dark. Changsun Tao had held her tightly in his arms, and his whole body was instantly soaked.

"Which thief dares to plot against me?" Yu Qinghuan broke away from Chang Sun Tao's arms, pushed Chang Sun Tao away, and looked behind him. When he saw the green dye on the floor and Wei Shu carrying the bucket, he shouted angrily, "Wei Dog, it’s you!”

"Accident, purely accidental!" Wei Shu raised his hands and made a very innocent expression, but the bottom of the bucket was still dripping with dye, and even his feet were dripping wet.

Next to Wei Shu was a stinky tofu stall. Yu Qinghuan pushed Chang Sun Tao away and walked over calmly. With lightning speed, he picked up the bowl of chili powder and sprinkled it towards Wei Shu.

Suddenly, there were screams one after another.In an instant, screams came one after another.

In an instant, Wei Shu burst into tears.

"Commander Wei, this is purely an accident!" After saying that, Yu Qinghuan took Zhang Sun Tao, who was soaked all over, greased the soles of his feet and drove away, leaving Wei Shu messy in the feast of chili powder and northwest wind.

Yu Qinghuan ran in front, laughing as she ran. The gloomy mood in the morning was no longer there. She turned back into the quirky woman, lively, sunny, and bright.

The winter wind blew against Changsun Tao in waves, but he seemed to be unaware of anything. He just stared at the deer-like nimble woman in front of him with the gentlest eyes in the world.

After running for a long distance, Yu Qinghuan stopped to take a deep breath, then took off his cloak and put it on Chang Sun Tao.

It was a crimson-colored cloak, draped over Changsun Tao's soaked back, but it made his face even whiter.

The embarrassment carries with it the charm of a wet beauty.

"You're stupid! Why didn't you hide when the guard dog splashed water on you? Did you deliberately use a trick to win my sympathy?" Yu Qinghuan said with her hands on her hips.

Changsun Tao did not speak. He put his hand on his lips and coughed hard several times. He also sneezed a few times: "Princess, don't worry about it. I am fine. Ahem... I am strong and strong... ahem... How could I be... A bucket of water ruined your body? Sneeze!"

Yu Qinghuan glared at him: "Stop pretending! Even if you really get wet, I won't bother to care about you!"

"A sneeze!" Changsun Tao replied with a sneeze instead.

Yu Qinghuan silently tightened his cloak for him, and when he saw that his neck was all green, he burst out laughing: "King Qi, you are green! You are green, hahahahaha!"

Changsun Tao cursed Wei Shu tens of thousands of times in his heart, but his face looked weak and aggrieved, and he still responded to Yu Qinghuan with a loud sneeze.

Seeing Chang Sun Tao sneezing one after another without stopping, Yu Qinghuan gradually stopped laughing. She approached Chang Sun Tao and smelled it. Her expression changed and she cursed in a low voice, "Thunderstone is used in the dye, this guard dog." ! Come on, let’s go back and treat you quickly, otherwise you may be temporarily blind.”

After saying that, Yu Qinghuan took Chang Sun Tao's hand and walked quickly in the direction of Prince Qi's palace.

At this moment, at this moment.

Wei Shu is not so annoying anymore.

Upon arriving at Prince Qi's Mansion, the concierge was the first to see Changsun Tao wearing a crimson cloak. He was so frightened that he knelt on the ground, trembling.

This is the case all the way.

When everyone saw Chang Sun Tao, they all knelt down, looking extremely frightened.

Yu Qinghuan didn't take it seriously and pulled Chang Sun Tao back to Zhizhiju. Lu Yi and Xiao Qian quickly prepared hot water for bathing. She pushed Chang Sun Tao behind the screen and urged: "Go take a bath quickly. After washing, I'll give you acupuncture to detoxify."

(End of this chapter)