Be good, call me uncle

Chapter 405 Three Dream Scholars
If he had known that Yang Qian only kidnapped them for fun, he would have led Chang Sun Tao away, following the stupid Er Lengzi for so many days in vain.

If this matter were to get out, in the brief history of her life, it would definitely be more interesting to talk about than her concubine marrying a prince and defying her parents.

Yu Qinghuan fanned the wind with his hands and exhaled loudly.

Yang Qian also seemed to be angry. He kicked a tree aside angrily. He accidentally kicked a tree away with too much force. Soon, the place where he was standing was leveled to the ground and was covered with jagged tree stumps. .

Changsun Tao was shocked when he saw the two people arguing so much. Then he stood in front of Yu Qinghuan and blocked Yu Qinghuan behind him like a puppy guarding its food.

When the two finally stopped arguing, he asked cautiously: "Yan Yan, are we lost?"

Yu Qinghuan patted his hand and smiled kindly: "Thanks to a certain natural retard, we are indeed lost."

Changsun Tao asked with a bitter face: "What should we do?"

Yu Qinghuan said: "Cuiping Mountain stretches for thousands of miles. If we keep walking forward, we probably won't be able to get out for half a year. For now, we may have to go back."

Changsun Tao frowned: "Yang Qian has eaten all the prey along the way. What will we eat if we go back?"

Yu Qinghuan held Chang Sun Tao's hand and pulled him in the direction he was going: "There are no pheasants and hares, but there are leopards and tigers."

Yang Qian led the horse and followed him. He smiled flatteringly next to Yu Qinghuan and said, "Miss Chu, I was too excited just now. You are a beauty and don't remember the faults of rough people. Forget about the unpleasantness just now, just take me with you!" "

"Okay!" Yu Qinghuan answered simply. She pointed at the horse and ordered Changsun Tao, "Cao Cao, get on the horse!"

Yang Qian said: "If you don't ride, then none of the three of you will ride. This is only fair."

Yu Qinghuan pulled Chang Sun Tao and left: "Cao Cao, let's go!"

Changsun Tao was as obedient as a puppy throughout the whole process, and he did whatever Yu Qinghuan said.

Yang Qian was isolated and helpless, so he had to hand the reins of his beloved horse to Yu Qinghuan: "Ride, ride!"

Changsun Tao spoke: "No, you hold the horse, Yan Yan wants to ride with me."

Yang Qian said with disdain: "The mountains and forests are rugged and difficult to navigate. She can't ride with you, otherwise the horse will be unstable and you will fall off easily."

Changsun Tao said: "Then I will go down and ride on Yan Yan."

Yu Qinghuan said two words: "Be obedient."

Changsun Tao turned around and threatened Yang Qian: "You come and lead the horse, so that Yan Yan can hide his hands in his sleeves to prevent the cold wind from catching him."

Yu Qinghuan laughed loudly: "Cao Cao is right, this cold weather always freezes my hands and feet."

Yang Qian led the horse back and sighed deeply. What kind of fate was it that led him to capture these two people to lead the way.

"I miss Sanmeng so much..."

Yu Qinghuan, who has a keen sense of hearing, suddenly looked back: "Who is San Meng? Are you a good friend?"

Yang Qian waved his hand and said: "Sanmeng is a scholar, the kind of scholar who only reads books by sages."

Yang Qian told the story of this man's origin.Sanmeng was not originally called Sanmeng, but Shen Ci, but that is not important anymore.

Since the beginning of Mongolia, these three dreams have kept me from hearing anything outside the window. I only read the books of saints and sages. I don't play or make friends. I soak myself in books all day long, forgetting to eat and sleep.

His biggest ideal is to pass the Jinshi examination and display his passion and ambition in the court. So three years ago, he went to Beijing to take the imperial examination and went all the way north from the southernmost tip of Daqin. After walking for more than a year, he finally arrived in Hui Rush to the capital before the trial begins.

He is extremely knowledgeable, talented and extremely knowledgeable. He passed the county examination, prefecture examination and township examination and won the title of head of the case. He became the first "little three yuan" in the old, young, border and poor areas in the south. There is no doubt that he won the provincial examination. He also easily won the first place, from the chief of Shen case to the "Jie Yuan" of Shen.

Just as the folks in his hometown were eagerly waiting for him to pass the joint examination and the palace examination, win the first place and the number one scholar, and become the No. 1 "six yuan" in ancient and modern times.

He had three dreams on the eve of the exam. The first was that he was growing cabbage on the wall. The second was that he wore a bamboo hat and held an umbrella on a rainy day. The third was that he and his neighbor Xiaofang took off their clothes. They took off their clothes and lay together, but just back to back.

San Meng felt that these three dreams must be implying something, so he hurriedly went to find a fortune teller to interpret his dreams.

When the fortune teller heard this, he slapped his thigh continuously and said: "You have read so many years of books in vain, but you don't know that growing vegetables on the high wall is a waste of time. Wearing a bamboo hat and oiled paper umbrella is completely unnecessary. You stripped naked and lay on the same bed with the girl." But back to back, how can there be any good drama?"

When Sanmeng heard this, he felt disheartened. He suddenly felt that the ten years of hard work had become a joke. If he could not face his hometown elders in high school, he threw himself into the river and drifted down the river. He survived the catastrophe and was about to go there. Yang Qian picked it up during the robbery.

So a scholar with great talent and zero martial arts experience formed a team with an old martial artist who was invincible in the world but had no brains. They began to devour the major gangs and copycats in both land and water. In a short time, it seemed that Become the unstoppable king of the land and amphibious mountains.

As the leader of the martial arts alliance, Wei Shu's strength should not be underestimated, and these two fools could not do anything to him for a while. After Wei Shu accepted the court's recruitment, the entire world was in the hands of these two fools.

Who would have thought that Yang Qian, who was feared by the dragon but never came to an end, was actually a natural fool, while his military advisor was a rotten scholar who had won four yuan in a row but committed suicide by jumping into a river because of three dreams?

It's not that they are too powerful and can always take the imperial army by surprise, but that their bones and thoughts are different from normal people. Who can guess whether the two bandit leaders are going to have a big meal or jump into the river next?

Yu Qinghuan laughed loudly after hearing this and said that the sour scholar is the biggest idiot in the world.

Yang Qian blushed and asked her, "What are you laughing at?"

Yu Qinghuan asked: "Should cabbage be planted high or low on the wall?"

Yang Qian replied: "High species!"

Yu Qinghuan asked again: "On a heavy rainy day, I not only wore a hat but also held an umbrella. Are you prepared for everything?"

Yang Qian replied: "Yes!"

Yu Qinghuan asked again: "Is it almost time to take off your body and turn over, back to back?"

Yang Qian thought for a while and replied without hesitation: "It seems so."

Yu Qing was happy: "You two... are truly unprecedented. You are the two most amazing flowers I have ever seen since ancient times. Listening to your deeds is much more interesting than reading travel notes. I really didn't know you were like this. A book written by a genius, why would someone say that they can read a broad mind and extraordinary insights from your book?"

Yang Qian touched his chin: "That person who praised me is worthy of being my confidant."

Yu Qinghuan rolled her eyes, she really saw it.

Two peerless morning glory!

(End of this chapter)