I seek death to dominate the world of immortality

Chapter 561: Dream of going home and becoming a boss

Su Cheng's words stunned Shen Le again.

Shen Le thought about it and decided to continue speaking.

"I am from Qingshan Village. Two years ago, there was a disaster there."

"The Taoist priest I rescued attracted a monster, which ate many people in the village."

"I almost died in the mouth of a monster."

"If Master Xiao Cheng hadn't appeared—"

Su Cheng yawned loudly, stretched, and walked out by himself, as if he didn't listen to what she was saying at all.

She stood in the yard, looking at the red clouds in the sky, "Ah, it's almost dark."

She turned around to look at Shen Le and said, "It's getting late, let's go back."

Shen Le shook his head, "I won't go back unless you agree to accept me as your apprentice."

The outer gate is so far away from the inner gate, and the Jade Tree Peak is so high, it takes too much time to go back and forth.

She only had three days and couldn't waste it on the journey.

Su Cheng was silent for a while, then said, "In that case, you help me look after the house while I go out for a walk with the dog."

As she spoke, she turned on the remote control and started the mechanical dog.

The dog ran towards her nimbly. Su Cheng smiled and touched its head, "Da Huang, you are so good."

Shen Le was dumbfounded: "Does the robot dog need to be walked too?"

Su Cheng said seriously: "This is not a question of need or not. When I walk the dog, I am not walking the dog, but a feeling."

Shen Le seemed to understand, "Oh..."

Su Cheng smiled and said, "I'm leaving. If you don't want to leave, just help watch the door."

"If you want to leave, help me close the gate and leave on your own."

Shen Le followed, "No, I want to walk the dog with you."

She was prepared to be rejected by Su Cheng, and then to follow him stubbornly.

Unexpectedly, Su Cheng agreed very readily, "Okay."

Shen Le was a little surprised, but more happy, and quickly followed.

Su Cheng happily walked out of the yard, with Da Huang following closely beside her.

Shen Le followed him out and Su Cheng locked the gate.

After locking the door, she turned to Shen Le and said with a smile, "Wait, I forgot something. I'll go back again."

As she spoke, she swiftly climbed over the wall and entered the house.

The movement was so fast that Shen Le couldn't react in time.

She asked in confusion: "Master Xiao Cheng, why did you want to climb the wall? Wouldn't it be better to just open the door?"

Su Cheng stood in the yard, brushing off the dust on his body, "Of course it's because this door can't be opened."

She shouted to Da Huang through the door: "Da Huang! Watch the yard for me, and don't let anyone get close!"

When Da Huang got the signal, he immediately bared his teeth at Shen Le and roared loudly.

Shen Le was so scared that he stepped back repeatedly, not daring to get close.

"Uncle Xiao Cheng! You!"

"How could you do this!"

Su Cheng laughed loudly, then ignored her and went into the house to play his own games.

In the world of cultivating immortals, there is more to do than just practicing.

There are many interesting books in the library, and she would find interesting things in the books to do experiments every day.

For example, the Farting Pill, as the name suggests, is a pill that makes you fart continuously after taking it.

The pill of truth, whoever takes it cannot lie.

Invisibility pill, taking it will make you temporarily invisible.

She made a lot of strange and useless pills for fun, such as the floating pill, which could turn you into a balloon after taking it and make you float in the air weightlessly.

Of course, I will also research some elixirs that are beneficial to spiritual practice, but they are not for my own use. I plan to use them to benefit my friends in Changbai Sect.

After many experiments, she occasionally discovered that the records in the book were not entirely correct.

So she modified it according to her own ideas and wrote the revised prescription in the annotations for reference by other people who read the book.

In addition to alchemy, there is also drawing talismans.

Occasionally, I would use the celestial symbol to conjure up a starry sky for myself, and then lie in the yard to look at the stars.

Or use the time-travel talisman and rely on virtual images to recall the old man Zhang Yuesong.

Or you can stick a dream charm on your forehead and dream about becoming a boss when you go home.

In recent days she has been studying how to draw a flying talisman.

The kind that does not require spiritual power and can fly by sitting on talisman paper.

Because the Tianxuan Sect is so huge, whether she is going up or down the mountain or anywhere else, she will be exhausted to death just relying on her two legs.

She did want to die, but she didn't want to die this way.

Exhausting herself to death is an extremely long process, and what she wanted was a quick and painful death.

Get a flying talisman, it will be much more convenient to move around.

She went back to the house, cleaned up the waste talisman papers scattered all over the floor, wrote a letter, tied it to the legs of the mechanical pigeon she made, and asked it to deliver the letter to Li Zhenjing.

The letter mentioned what she needed, including talisman paper, alchemy materials, mechanical materials, paper and pen, books, and other things.

And tell him that Shen Le had been here.

Su Cheng knew that Shen Le was an outer sect disciple, and the fact that he could come to Yushu Peak must be due to someone’s help.

Without thinking too much, I knew it was done by that old guy Zhan Fengliu.

She was too lazy to argue with that old guy Zhan Fengliu, so she decided to leave it to Li Zhenjing to handle.

Li Zhenjing arrived very quickly. When he arrived, he saw that it was very lively outside the courtyard of Su Cheng's cave.

Ah Huang stood at the gate of the yard and howled.

Shen Le was chasing and beating Sun Dongyang.

No, to be precise, it was Sun Dongyang who was taking Shen Le for a walk.

He ran ahead with a grin on his face, keeping a distance from Shen Le that was neither too far nor too close, giving her the illusion that she could catch up with him if she ran a little faster.

Shen Le's chubby little face turned red with anger. He chased after him vigorously, shouting, "Stop right there!"
Sun Dongyang laughed so happily, "Come on! If you're faster you can beat my brother!"

Li Zhenjing sighed helplessly, coughed, and walked forward with a serious face.

The smile on Sun Dongyang's face immediately disappeared and he stood still.

Shen Le also put away his tense look and saluted Li Zhenjing together with Sun Dongyang.

"I've met the third elder."

Li Zhenjing asked with a straight face: "What are you doing?"

Shen Le said aggrievedly: "Third Elder, Senior Brother Dong Yang gave me a nickname, calling me 'Five Spiritual Roots', and also said that I was fat."

As she spoke, her eyes became red and tears fell down.

"Not only that, he also called me a waste, saying that it was wishful thinking for me to want to take Master Xiao Cheng as his master. Master Xiao Cheng would not want a waste like me with five spiritual roots."

Li Zhenjing frowned tightly and looked at Sun Dongyang.

Sun Dongyang panicked all of a sudden, "You, you were fine just now, why are you crying now?"

Shen Le sobbed, "My eyes were red just now, but you didn't stop bullying me. Why should I cry to make you proud?"

Sun Dongyang was a little anxious, "I...why am I so proud?"

Shen Le cried even louder, "Third Elder, Senior Brother Dong Yang also said, also said...hiccup."

She cried until she hiccuped. Li Zhenjing asked with a dark face: "What else did he say?"

Shen Le's chin trembled as he said, "He also said that instead of asking Master Xiao Cheng to accept me as his disciple, I would rather be his maid, take care of him, serve him tea and water, and take care of his eating, drinking, and defecation."