A mob of clones

Chapter 334 Do you still remember Brother Corpse?
"Oh~, okay, okay, okay, why are you so angry..."

"It's forbidden to abuse newcomers or anything like that!"

Pulling away the adventurer Wu He who angrily hung up the newcomer and beat him. Suqing and Wu He, who had just been beaten up as well, stood beside the newcomer without hesitation, watching the adventure pulled away by the descendant Wuhe. Remember Wu He said righteously:

"After all, you have been in the mist space for such a long time. Is it ridiculous to bully a newcomer who has not yet entered the path of spiritual practice?"

Hearing this, the newcomer, who had just experienced a severe beating, was moved with tears in his eyes, and nodded vigorously in affirmation...

"That's right, you are a big boss, what does it mean to bully me, a novice?"

At the same time, the eyes looking at Su Qing and Wu He were full of admiration...

"Look, look, this is the real master..."

Thinking like this, he glanced at the adventurer Wu He who was not far away, and raised his head as if he had found some support. The look seemed to be saying - "If you hit me, I will lose~, if you hit me, I will~" "

Looking across from him with that shameless look was the Adventurer Wu He, and his brows jumped sharply. He felt that the muscles on his body were so hard...

In this regard, the newcomer: "..."

In response to this, Wu He, the adventurer opposite, also had a cruel smile on his face. He twisted his hands together and kept snapping his fingers, making a crackling sound, which was called a penetration.

He looked like he wanted to hit him, but couldn't...

But looking at his slightly thoughtful expression, it can be seen that his story is obviously not as easy to tell as the curse Wuhe...

Then, ten minutes passed after this guy talked...

"If we want to fight~, we have to be together during training."

But compared to listening to other people's stories before, now it's time for him to start telling his own story...

"Okay, I just gave you a piece of the Extraordinary Characteristics of Sequence 9 of the Generalist Path. Now you should have acquired the ability to have photographic memory."

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"And even if I can wear a wave suit on the back~, if possible, I don't want to get beaten..."

Together with the various knowledge he had learned, it was even more clear in his mind, as if the weathered mural had been re-carved and engraved in his brain...

"The memories of the past are even more clear. Think carefully about how to tell your story. Then quickly say~, are you getting wet without looking at my popcorn?"

It's better to let him think about the key points and then coherently describe his experiences over the years...

"If the newcomer becomes numb after a while, then it won't be fun during training later."

Not only is it cumbersome, it's also boring.

"Although I know what you mean, why do these words sound so weird?"

"Don't worry, I will train you well so that when you return to your native world, you can shine in front of everyone and put on a good show."

And more penetrating sounds kept popping out from his mouth...

"Sure enough, my current strength is still a little too behind~"

The mysterious Wu He was obviously not in the mood to wait for him for so long. He turned his palm over and a gem appeared in his hand. With a flick of his fingers, he placed it between the couple's eyebrows.

The key is that after these ten minutes of black screen, the movie still does not continue to play, and there is a suspicion that commercials will be inserted in the middle. How can this make people happy?
In this regard, the newcomer also expressed his helplessness. After all, he is just an ordinary person. Before this, he had never thought of telling other people the story of his programming experience after time travel.

Adventure Wu He's voice that seemed to come from the Nine Netherworld instantly made the newcomer swallow his saliva, and then he turned his eyes to look for help at Suqing Wu He beside him and at the same time as him The spell Five Rivers that enters the space.

In this regard, Suqing Wu He and Shushu Wuhe looked at each other, and they understood each other instantly. Then they both showed the same hearty smile, and Wu He who was close by was even more direct. After patting him on the shoulder, the two said in unison:

"Gudong~"

Of course, only he knew what Wu Hyuk was thinking. The newcomer on the opposite side didn't understand his thoughts. From his sight, he could only see Wu Hyuk clenching, loosening and clenching his fists.

"Oh~, this guy really pisses me off."

"Don't worry~, everyone has a first time, if it hurts for a while, it will feel better later..."

Therefore, knowing that he had caused a big trouble, he could only return to the original circle position with a sad face.

The next moment, the newcomer felt as if his brain exploded with a bang, and his eyeballs seemed to be blown out. The picture in front of him changed drastically, and various colors appeared, just like an overturned paint bucket. Spread quickly.

At the same time, he also began to reflect a little bit on what made this newcomer with a unique painting style despise him so much that he was even hung up and beaten without even wanting to call him dad sincerely...

"We can't continue to be so decadent..."

"Still have to be beaten?"

How long? Ever since the Holy Lord was sealed and turned into a statue, how long has it been since he wanted to hit someone so much?

"What do you say?"

Seeing this, he was even happier. However, before the moving thoughts in his heart could subside and his arrogance could fully rise, Su Qing and Wu He's next words were like thunder falling from the sky, striking him directly. Charred on the outside and tender on the inside...

"Can you hurry up? All the flowers I've been waiting for have faded..."

The speaker was Wu He, who was very dissatisfied when he looked at the newcomer in front of him. Now he felt like he was watching a movie and suddenly saw a black screen for ten minutes.

These ruthless words instantly froze the expression on the newcomer's face, causing him to mechanically turn his head and look at the big boss next to him...

Of course, the newcomer's idea of ​​"wanting to fall in love but not wanting mugwort" is naturally unacceptable.

And the various memories in his mind surged rapidly like a slide, just like the legendary revolving door before death, everything was so coherent.

If he was asked to speak now, it would definitely be wrong and the chronological order of the past and the present would be confused. It would be like a book that has fallen apart and has no pages, as if it were scattered all over the place. Comic books together.

After hearing this, Wu He, the newcomer, raised his head and realized that what Wu He, the mysterious Wu He, said was true. He did have a bucket of popcorn in his arms...

Although he wanted to complain in his heart, but thinking about how much time he had wasted, he suppressed his desire to complain. First, he found a key point to talk about...

"First of all, the name..."

"My name is Wu He, I am eighteen years old. I live in Longquan Town, L City, Yanhuang Kingdom. I am about to take the college entrance examination in my third year of high school."

"I go to Longquan Town No. 1 Senior High School, and I have to study until ten o'clock in the evening before going back to bed." "I don't play games, and I only have a taste of novels. I go to bed on time at eleven o'clock in the evening and go to bed at half past five the next day. Wake up, add an hour and a half lunch break, and sleep for eight hours a day.”

"Before going to bed, I must drink a glass of warm milk, and then do a mock test of the college entrance examination. No matter it is a desk or a dormitory bed, I will fall asleep immediately or just after getting down. Once I get to the exact time, I will never leave fatigue and stress behind. After I wake up..."

"The school psychiatrist said I'm normal..."

"Hey, wait a minute, don't you think your statement is a little strange?"

Listening to the newcomer's speech, Wu He's brows suddenly jumped across from him. He looked at the newcomer in front of him with great suspicion, always feeling that this guy was showing signs of losing control.

Even if it’s not psychological, there is still something wrong...

After all, there is something wrong with the line in front of me, okay...

In response, the newcomer opposite also smiled slightly awkwardly.

"Ah, that's okay~, the main reason is that the memory in my brain is too clear."

"Suddenly I thought of such an introduction pattern, and then my brain directly assembled the version that corresponded to mine, and then I read it out without thinking..."

"After being an ordinary person for so many years, I suddenly gained this kind of ability similar to hyperamnesia. I'm still not used to it..."

After saying that, the newcomer saw that Wei Mi Wu didn't say anything else, so he adjusted his attitude slightly and continued:

"Actually, the overall difference between my life and my previous life is not that big."

"At least that's what it seems like."

"At first, I only thought it was an urban parallel world. After all, city names like Yanhuang City and Magic City are basically standard features in ancient urban supernatural novels."

"My birth family is still very ordinary. It is almost the same as our dormitory. Originally, my family had a homestead. Then I bought a house in a small town and moved directly to live in the town."

"And I also took advantage of the opportunity to go to primary school in the town."

"And even the original date is very different from before we traveled through time, which is almost after year 00."

"When I was young, I showed unique expressiveness, but in small towns and small families, there were no channels to spread it to the outside world. It was not like the short videos in our previous lives that could directly make people popular."

"Even if you want to work as a literary copywriter, it's not very realistic because the novel industry here is not as developed as it was in the previous life."

"There are actually some sites like a certain website, but it seems that because network security has improved a lot compared to before, and a certain website is gone, the online novel circle has not attracted as much attention as it did in our previous life. "

"The number of readers paying attention to online articles has declined. Under normal circumstances, the income of being an online article author is naturally quite average."

"Coupled with our ingenuity and the memory ability of normal people, if we have the ability to directly reproduce works such as Fighting with the Sky."

"If we could understand the success of these works, we wouldn't have written three works in our previous life and still be a fourth-level bastard..."

"So in terms of copywriting, I just persisted for a while in junior high school to subsidize my family's income, and then focused on studying again in high school."

Although the newcomer's words were roughly talking about the situation in his own world and his general growth process, the Wu He people around him also directly understood what he wanted to express - "Because of insufficient ability, for The world doesn’t understand enough.”

But the next moment, this guy's demeanor changed and he started chatting about some news that he knew that was different from the outside world.

"Although I don't have much ability to obtain some information that is not known to ordinary people."

"But according to the six degrees of separation theory proposed by psychologist Stanley Milgram, any two people are connected through "relatives and friends of relatives and friends", and they can get to know each other through up to five friends."

"I won't say whether this thing is right or wrong, but in such a long life, you will always meet a few people who are above trying."

"A junior high school classmate I met in junior high school who wrote about my district chief's father once mysteriously revealed that there are indeed superpowers and warriors in this world."

"But I've never seen any superpowers, but I have seen some people practicing martial arts."

"I once saw a man who looked like a monkey in a park in the town, but was covered in sinews. He was holding a stick and beating a thief who was wearing a monkey mask. I also saw a thief who could be broken with one stick. The old man of Yikeshu was pulled into the ambulance of Longquan Branch of Qingshan Mental Hospital.”

"I also saw an old man doing mantis boxing in the park, asking some children around him to hit him with stones. Then, under the siege of more than a dozen children, he didn't even touch his body, and even used tricks to throw the stones on the ground. An old man visiting relatives poses like a praying mantis."

"I also saw a retired soldier save a little boy from a speeding dump truck at an unscientific speed."

"That's all I see that is extraordinary in my life -"

At this point, the newcomer obviously had other things to say, but he still paused slightly and looked at the reactions of the Wu He people around him.

At this time, the Wu He people around them all frowned slightly. The newcomers gave too little information. What's the use of knowing this?

No matter how you look at these people, they don't look like the protagonists of a novel, comic, comic, movie, etc...

Seeing the doubts of the Wu He people around him, the newcomer also smiled slightly, and then he dropped the bombshell in his hand, which was also the only thing he knew that was different from other worlds...

"Then what? Do you remember Brother Corpse?"

Suddenly hearing the word corpse brother, the others had no reaction. However, Yongsheng Wu He and Kuiba Wuhe in the crowd were slightly dazed for a moment, and then they spoke in a voice:

"You want to say that you are from Brother Corpse? Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"There's already one in front of you, and he died in Long You's hands. The time doesn't match up with yours at all..."

Seeing the two seniors looking so excited, the newcomer Wu He was not in a hurry. He just thought for a moment when he heard that the other party died in Long's right hand. It was obvious that some scene that had not happened before appeared in his mind. .

After a moment, he raised his head again, shook his head and said:

"No, when I talk about Brother Corpse, I don't mean to say that I am in that world."

"On the contrary, I can be anywhere, but I just can't be there."

"As for the reason..."

"In my world, Brother Corpse's anime has come to an end."

Having said this, newcomer Wu He paused for a moment, glanced at Yongsheng Wu He and Kuiba Wu He who did not continue speaking, and then continued:

"And in that work, there was also a supporting character named Wu He~, and he was also defeated by Long You..."

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(End of this chapter)