I am a cripple in the Siheyuan. Who am I afraid of?
Chapter 7 Silly Zhu wants to go on a blind date again
Chapter 7 Silly Zhu wants to go on a blind date again
Song Wu lay on the table and adapted for a while, then he felt gradually better and his legs no longer hurt so much.He slowly tried to sit up straight, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, and took a deep breath.
At this moment, he heard footsteps behind him.Someone entered his garage.
Song Wu turned his head and took a look, and found a tall man with a face that looked like he was in his 30s, approaching him with his head tilted.
Song Wu recognized from his memory that this man with oily flowers on his lapel was none other than He Yuzhu who lived in the middle courtyard. People in the courtyard called him Silly Zhu.He is the son of He Daqing and has a sister named He Yuyu.
Silly Zhu looked at Song Wu who turned around and was stunned for a moment. Then his eyes widened. He looked at Song Wu a few more times in disbelief and even wiped his eyes with his hands. Not to mention how exaggerated his movements were. .
"Si Zhu, what's wrong? Don't you recognize me?" Song Wu simply opened his mouth to say hello first.
Silly Zhu took two steps and stood in front of Song Wu, looking him up and down again.There was a "tsk tsk" sound in the mouth.
"Ouch! You are really lame. I really don't recognize you when you act like this." Silly Zhu said in an exaggerated tone.
"You're telling me, how many years have we been neighbors? Can you still recognize me?"
"Don't tell me, I can't even remember your original appearance these past two years." As he said that, Silly Zhu laughed and stared at the eyes with bags under his eyes. Song Wu looked at him for a while.
Song Wu just responded with a faint smile. He asked Silly Zhu: "Looking like this, you have just come back from get off work and come back from the factory. Why don't I see you carrying your lunch box?"
Hearing this, Shazhu sighed sadly and said: "Hey, there is not much oil and water in the factory now. The canteen has not been opened for a long time. Where can I bring anything home? Look at me Has this face lost weight?"
Song Wu smiled.
"You can't be a hungry cook in a lean year. If you lose weight due to hunger, how can others survive?" Song Wu said half-jokingly.
Silly grinning and laughing together, he patted Song Wu on the shoulder and said: "Brother, I have really lost weight due to hunger. You don't know that I am very hungry now, and I also miss the taste of meat. Very cool. I'm embarrassed to say it." As he spoke, he changed his voice, rolled his eyes, looked at Song Wu and asked: "Lame, are you planning to go on a blind date?"
"I'm just a little tidy now. You look at my clothes like I'm going on a blind date? If I really want to go on a blind date, at least I have to buy a new set of clothes." Song Wu was confused. He said while pulling off his old clothes.
Silly Zhu nodded, "That's right. You are a bit shabby."
At this time, he put on a somewhat excited expression, approached Song Wu, and glanced at the door of the room mysteriously.
"Lame, I'm telling you, buddy, I'm going on a blind date again." He proudly pointed at his chest with his thumb.
Song Wu just looked at him and asked in an uncertain tone: "Real kiss? Will this happen?"
Song Wu asked this for a reason.
As soon as Shazhu said he wanted to go on a blind date, some memories from his previous life emerged.
It seems that Shazhu has never stopped in the past few years, and he has to go on a blind date every now and then.But often the thunder is loud but the raindrops are small, and it ends in an anticlimactic manner. In the end, nothing happens, and never really succeeds.
As for the reason, my predecessor didn't pay much attention to it, and just listened to the neighbors chatting a few words.
It seems that Silly Zhu is very selective when looking for a wife!Even though he doesn't look very good, he looks older.Your early twenties actually look like your thirties.Moreover, he is a very unkempt person and is usually slovenly. He is only a little bit better than Song Wu.When looking for a partner on a blind date, you should also specifically choose those BJ city girls who are educated, employed, and good-looking.But among girls like this, who doesn’t pick and choose men?How could it be his turn to pick and choose stupidly?
Just picking and choosing like this, Shazhu went from less than 24 to now [-] and [-], but in the end he was still single.
Silly Zhu heard Song Wu ask him if he could do it this time?Pat your chest confidently.
"Brother, I really don't like him in general. But this time, I introduced him to me specially."
The eldest uncle, Yi Zhonghai, lives in the east wing of the courtyard. He is a seventh-level fitter at the Hongxing Steel Rolling Plant. He has considerable prestige in this courtyard and has many connections and connections in the factory.
Song Wu heard that this time it was Yi Zhonghai who wanted to introduce someone to Sha Zhu, so he nodded and said: "If it really happens this time, I have prepared all the red envelopes for you, and I am just waiting to eat your wedding candy. "
"Who is it? Whose wedding candy are you eating?" Suddenly a shrill voice came from the door of the car repair shop.Immediately after the words, a young man with a long horse face and a beard walked into the house from outside.
Song Wu was still recalling who this person was.Silly Zhu had jumped up as if he had been bitten by a dog. "Shamao, go away. Grandpa is talking here. It's none of your business."
"Hey, you idiot! Grandpa, I have to be here. What do you want?"
When these two people met, they were like cockfighting, with their big eyes glaring into their small ones.When Song Wu saw this posture, he didn't know that the person who had just entered the house was Xu Damao who lived in the backyard.
Xu Damao and Silly Zhu didn't like each other from the first time they met, and they couldn't hold back their feelings about big and small things.If the two of them were together, there would be no chance of them not fighting.They were either fighting verbally or fighting with fists and feet.Anyway, if something happens between them, it will be a mess every time.
No, when Shazhu heard Xu Damao's words, he became obviously angry.The two cows' eyes widened and they stretched out their hands to catch Xu Damao.
Xu Damao's figure was indeed very flexible and he dodged in time.He also shouted: "Silly Zhu, grandpa heard you say you were going on a blind date just now, so he kindly came over to inquire about it and prepared to give you a red envelope."
"Bah! Grandpa, I don't want your red envelope. Stop meddling in my affairs."
"Yes, you don't want my red envelope. Anyway, your blind date won't work. It's been like this so many times, isn't it?"
"You silly Mao, don't run away, let's see if I don't smash your mouth." Silly Zhu rushed towards Xu Damao again.The two of them chased each other in circles in the car repair shop.
Song Wu watched happily, but he didn't want them to accidentally mess up his shop. He quickly opened his mouth and said: "Hey, hey, stop it. Is it worth a word or two? Please talk to me carefully. Isn’t it done?”
But who of those two people would listen to him?No matter what, he still kept chasing.While chasing, he kept cursing.Fortunately, Xu Damao took a chance and got out of the house, maybe because he thought he couldn't escape in the house. The two of them chased him, and they ran off to nowhere.Hearing the movement, he must have been chased into the courtyard.
Song Wu couldn't help but shook his head. The real personal experience of these scenes that often appeared in his memory was really interesting.
Among the younger generation in this courtyard, he, Song Wu, is considered the oldest, a few months older than Jia Dongxu in the middle courtyard.So he would call Qin Huairu his younger brother and sister.
Counting further down are Si Zhu, Liu Guangqi and Xu Damao from the second uncle's house in the backyard.The next level up, even Yan Jiecheng from the third uncle’s family.
Up to now, only Jia Dongxu got married early and has two children.And both Song Wu and Shazhu have become older leftover men.
The two of them have something in common, they both have no father's love and no mother's love.The difference was that while Silly Zhu and the matchmaker came to visit, no one paid any attention to him, Song Wu.
Besides, although Silhu looks older and doesn't care about cleanliness, he is tall, a serious and healthy man, and he is also a cook in the steel rolling mill.In this day and age, being able to work around the pot means having a full stomach. This alone is a great job.
Silly Zhu is the one who wants to die on his own. He doesn't know what to do, so he picks and chooses. Otherwise, he would have a lot of children and wives.
His situation is completely different from Song Wu.Song Wu was absolutely flawed, and it was difficult to find a wife at all.
Now, it seems that after Liu Guangqi and Xu Damao have stabilized their jobs, they are starting to make moves and are preparing to go on a blind date to find a partner.
Song Wu couldn't help but sigh in his heart when he thought of this.I have been a bachelor for two lifetimes, and I don’t know when I will become a boss.
I do not know how it is?Qin Huairu's figure suddenly flashed in his mind.
Song Wu was suddenly startled and said to himself: "It seems that Qin Huairu is still the bachelor's crush on his predecessor. Now it has a big influence." He pulled out a lot from his memory. It turned out that his predecessor had a crush on the bachelor. Various scenes that Qin Huairu covets.It seemed that from the first time he saw Qin Huairu as the bride at the wedding, he had already been tempted.
No matter how I look at it, I feel that my predecessor was addicted to alcoholism. It was not only because of leg pain, but also because I was lame in one leg and felt depressed.Maybe he was a little influenced by Qin Huairu.
"Hey, when I think about it carefully, it seems that I am a little twisted in my heart." Song Wu also felt a little sympathy for his predecessor.
However, when he thought about the scene of dealing with Qin Huairu today, he couldn't help but admit that this little daughter-in-law was indeed quite touching.From the perspective of an old man who has never experienced it personally, but whose eyes are familiar with the prosperity, Qin Huairu has her own style, which is full of lethality to those half-grown men and hungry old bachelors.
"Since this has been your long-cherished wish, should I try my best to do whatever you want for you?" Song Wu didn't know if he was using someone else's body as an excuse to find the driving force for his actions.
But, think about it, no one can stop what he will think.As for how to do it, he has no experience, so he probably has to figure it out slowly.
(End of this chapter)
Song Wu lay on the table and adapted for a while, then he felt gradually better and his legs no longer hurt so much.He slowly tried to sit up straight, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, and took a deep breath.
At this moment, he heard footsteps behind him.Someone entered his garage.
Song Wu turned his head and took a look, and found a tall man with a face that looked like he was in his 30s, approaching him with his head tilted.
Song Wu recognized from his memory that this man with oily flowers on his lapel was none other than He Yuzhu who lived in the middle courtyard. People in the courtyard called him Silly Zhu.He is the son of He Daqing and has a sister named He Yuyu.
Silly Zhu looked at Song Wu who turned around and was stunned for a moment. Then his eyes widened. He looked at Song Wu a few more times in disbelief and even wiped his eyes with his hands. Not to mention how exaggerated his movements were. .
"Si Zhu, what's wrong? Don't you recognize me?" Song Wu simply opened his mouth to say hello first.
Silly Zhu took two steps and stood in front of Song Wu, looking him up and down again.There was a "tsk tsk" sound in the mouth.
"Ouch! You are really lame. I really don't recognize you when you act like this." Silly Zhu said in an exaggerated tone.
"You're telling me, how many years have we been neighbors? Can you still recognize me?"
"Don't tell me, I can't even remember your original appearance these past two years." As he said that, Silly Zhu laughed and stared at the eyes with bags under his eyes. Song Wu looked at him for a while.
Song Wu just responded with a faint smile. He asked Silly Zhu: "Looking like this, you have just come back from get off work and come back from the factory. Why don't I see you carrying your lunch box?"
Hearing this, Shazhu sighed sadly and said: "Hey, there is not much oil and water in the factory now. The canteen has not been opened for a long time. Where can I bring anything home? Look at me Has this face lost weight?"
Song Wu smiled.
"You can't be a hungry cook in a lean year. If you lose weight due to hunger, how can others survive?" Song Wu said half-jokingly.
Silly grinning and laughing together, he patted Song Wu on the shoulder and said: "Brother, I have really lost weight due to hunger. You don't know that I am very hungry now, and I also miss the taste of meat. Very cool. I'm embarrassed to say it." As he spoke, he changed his voice, rolled his eyes, looked at Song Wu and asked: "Lame, are you planning to go on a blind date?"
"I'm just a little tidy now. You look at my clothes like I'm going on a blind date? If I really want to go on a blind date, at least I have to buy a new set of clothes." Song Wu was confused. He said while pulling off his old clothes.
Silly Zhu nodded, "That's right. You are a bit shabby."
At this time, he put on a somewhat excited expression, approached Song Wu, and glanced at the door of the room mysteriously.
"Lame, I'm telling you, buddy, I'm going on a blind date again." He proudly pointed at his chest with his thumb.
Song Wu just looked at him and asked in an uncertain tone: "Real kiss? Will this happen?"
Song Wu asked this for a reason.
As soon as Shazhu said he wanted to go on a blind date, some memories from his previous life emerged.
It seems that Shazhu has never stopped in the past few years, and he has to go on a blind date every now and then.But often the thunder is loud but the raindrops are small, and it ends in an anticlimactic manner. In the end, nothing happens, and never really succeeds.
As for the reason, my predecessor didn't pay much attention to it, and just listened to the neighbors chatting a few words.
It seems that Silly Zhu is very selective when looking for a wife!Even though he doesn't look very good, he looks older.Your early twenties actually look like your thirties.Moreover, he is a very unkempt person and is usually slovenly. He is only a little bit better than Song Wu.When looking for a partner on a blind date, you should also specifically choose those BJ city girls who are educated, employed, and good-looking.But among girls like this, who doesn’t pick and choose men?How could it be his turn to pick and choose stupidly?
Just picking and choosing like this, Shazhu went from less than 24 to now [-] and [-], but in the end he was still single.
Silly Zhu heard Song Wu ask him if he could do it this time?Pat your chest confidently.
"Brother, I really don't like him in general. But this time, I introduced him to me specially."
The eldest uncle, Yi Zhonghai, lives in the east wing of the courtyard. He is a seventh-level fitter at the Hongxing Steel Rolling Plant. He has considerable prestige in this courtyard and has many connections and connections in the factory.
Song Wu heard that this time it was Yi Zhonghai who wanted to introduce someone to Sha Zhu, so he nodded and said: "If it really happens this time, I have prepared all the red envelopes for you, and I am just waiting to eat your wedding candy. "
"Who is it? Whose wedding candy are you eating?" Suddenly a shrill voice came from the door of the car repair shop.Immediately after the words, a young man with a long horse face and a beard walked into the house from outside.
Song Wu was still recalling who this person was.Silly Zhu had jumped up as if he had been bitten by a dog. "Shamao, go away. Grandpa is talking here. It's none of your business."
"Hey, you idiot! Grandpa, I have to be here. What do you want?"
When these two people met, they were like cockfighting, with their big eyes glaring into their small ones.When Song Wu saw this posture, he didn't know that the person who had just entered the house was Xu Damao who lived in the backyard.
Xu Damao and Silly Zhu didn't like each other from the first time they met, and they couldn't hold back their feelings about big and small things.If the two of them were together, there would be no chance of them not fighting.They were either fighting verbally or fighting with fists and feet.Anyway, if something happens between them, it will be a mess every time.
No, when Shazhu heard Xu Damao's words, he became obviously angry.The two cows' eyes widened and they stretched out their hands to catch Xu Damao.
Xu Damao's figure was indeed very flexible and he dodged in time.He also shouted: "Silly Zhu, grandpa heard you say you were going on a blind date just now, so he kindly came over to inquire about it and prepared to give you a red envelope."
"Bah! Grandpa, I don't want your red envelope. Stop meddling in my affairs."
"Yes, you don't want my red envelope. Anyway, your blind date won't work. It's been like this so many times, isn't it?"
"You silly Mao, don't run away, let's see if I don't smash your mouth." Silly Zhu rushed towards Xu Damao again.The two of them chased each other in circles in the car repair shop.
Song Wu watched happily, but he didn't want them to accidentally mess up his shop. He quickly opened his mouth and said: "Hey, hey, stop it. Is it worth a word or two? Please talk to me carefully. Isn’t it done?”
But who of those two people would listen to him?No matter what, he still kept chasing.While chasing, he kept cursing.Fortunately, Xu Damao took a chance and got out of the house, maybe because he thought he couldn't escape in the house. The two of them chased him, and they ran off to nowhere.Hearing the movement, he must have been chased into the courtyard.
Song Wu couldn't help but shook his head. The real personal experience of these scenes that often appeared in his memory was really interesting.
Among the younger generation in this courtyard, he, Song Wu, is considered the oldest, a few months older than Jia Dongxu in the middle courtyard.So he would call Qin Huairu his younger brother and sister.
Counting further down are Si Zhu, Liu Guangqi and Xu Damao from the second uncle's house in the backyard.The next level up, even Yan Jiecheng from the third uncle’s family.
Up to now, only Jia Dongxu got married early and has two children.And both Song Wu and Shazhu have become older leftover men.
The two of them have something in common, they both have no father's love and no mother's love.The difference was that while Silly Zhu and the matchmaker came to visit, no one paid any attention to him, Song Wu.
Besides, although Silhu looks older and doesn't care about cleanliness, he is tall, a serious and healthy man, and he is also a cook in the steel rolling mill.In this day and age, being able to work around the pot means having a full stomach. This alone is a great job.
Silly Zhu is the one who wants to die on his own. He doesn't know what to do, so he picks and chooses. Otherwise, he would have a lot of children and wives.
His situation is completely different from Song Wu.Song Wu was absolutely flawed, and it was difficult to find a wife at all.
Now, it seems that after Liu Guangqi and Xu Damao have stabilized their jobs, they are starting to make moves and are preparing to go on a blind date to find a partner.
Song Wu couldn't help but sigh in his heart when he thought of this.I have been a bachelor for two lifetimes, and I don’t know when I will become a boss.
I do not know how it is?Qin Huairu's figure suddenly flashed in his mind.
Song Wu was suddenly startled and said to himself: "It seems that Qin Huairu is still the bachelor's crush on his predecessor. Now it has a big influence." He pulled out a lot from his memory. It turned out that his predecessor had a crush on the bachelor. Various scenes that Qin Huairu covets.It seemed that from the first time he saw Qin Huairu as the bride at the wedding, he had already been tempted.
No matter how I look at it, I feel that my predecessor was addicted to alcoholism. It was not only because of leg pain, but also because I was lame in one leg and felt depressed.Maybe he was a little influenced by Qin Huairu.
"Hey, when I think about it carefully, it seems that I am a little twisted in my heart." Song Wu also felt a little sympathy for his predecessor.
However, when he thought about the scene of dealing with Qin Huairu today, he couldn't help but admit that this little daughter-in-law was indeed quite touching.From the perspective of an old man who has never experienced it personally, but whose eyes are familiar with the prosperity, Qin Huairu has her own style, which is full of lethality to those half-grown men and hungry old bachelors.
"Since this has been your long-cherished wish, should I try my best to do whatever you want for you?" Song Wu didn't know if he was using someone else's body as an excuse to find the driving force for his actions.
But, think about it, no one can stop what he will think.As for how to do it, he has no experience, so he probably has to figure it out slowly.
(End of this chapter)
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