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Chapter 108 Zhang Lin's version of "Common Attention" is popular all over the country

Chapter 108 Zhang Lin’s version of “Common Attention” is popular all over the country ([-]th update, please subscribe for the first time)
Just now, he was drinking the best tea, King Zhuangyuan Dahongpao, when Zhang Lin unexpectedly stepped into the office.

Yes, it is the only Wuyi rock tea number one Dahongpao in the country.

Regarding the origin of "Dahongpao", firstly, when the tea buds sprout in early spring, when viewed from a distance, the whole tree is as red as fire, as if it is wearing a red robe, hence the name "Dahongpao".

Another legendary and well-known story is "the theory of the number one scholar repaying his kindness".

It is said that in the early years of the Ming Dynasty, a scholar passed through Wuyi Mountain on his way to take exams. He suddenly suffered from heat stroke and fainted on the roadside. He was later rescued by monks from Tianxin Temple and treated with tea as medicine.

After recovering from his illness, he became the top scholar in high school and returned to Tianxin Temple to repay his kindness.

The abbot said that it was not the monks who saved his life, but the tea leaves, so the champion covered the tea trees with the red robe given by the emperor to express his gratitude.

When the champion returned to the court, he encountered the queen who was ill again.

The champion presented the red robe, and the queen got better after drinking it.

Since then, Wuyi Rock Tea Dahongpao has become a tribute tea exclusively enjoyed by the royal family.

Legend has it that the officials sent by the imperial court every year wear Dahongpao. They take off their robes and hang them on the tea tribute trees, so they are called Dahongpao.

No matter which theory you say, this No. [-] tea tree only produces one or two pounds of tea leaves every year. The price of one pound of tea is more precious than gold, and there is no market for it.

After all, those who can drink this tea are rich or noble, and will not care about the smell of copper.

After seeing him in the director's office, he put aside his dignity as a senior brother and begged for three dollars with a shy face.

Even if he drinks so much, he won't be willing to let Zhang Lin eat peonies.

Not knowing these twists and turns, Zhang Lin blinked and recalled the bad memories at the beginning of time travel.

Because of that mistake, he was allergic to the word [internal test]!

Suppressing the shame in his heart, Kang Hui kept saying: "Just continue to maintain your style and report the news like that."

After a pause, he added: "The style of the second half."

o(╯□╰)o
There are only wrong names in this world, but there are no wrong nicknames.

No wonder your name is Kang Duodun!

Speaking of this, you can inadvertently poke people's lungs and choke to death.

What second half style?

In the first half...you don't know how much joy I brought to the audience in the first half~
Muttering in his heart, Zhang Lin had no choice but to walk into the N07 studio with Kang Taundao.

Next, there is another internal assessment that is infinitely close to actual combat.

The only difference from last time is that in order to avoid repeating the same mistake, the show did not open an internal live broadcast room.

Three 10 minutes later, the assessment ends.

Everyone in the screening room was whispering and discussing.

Xu Qiang, who folded his arms and looked like a Maitreya Buddha, said energetically: "Everyone, tell me, how is the level of news reporting here?"

Seeing Fatty Xu pretending to be cool, the others couldn't help but smile.

After a while, a thin woman gave a thumbs up in praise.

"It's very high. The host competition has honed his biggest shortcomings, and the overall level of his performance is completely different from the last time."

After her words fell, others also started to praise her.

This person said that Zhang Lin is already comparable to the level of front-line news anchors, and the other said that Zhang Lin's version of the news is very attractive, making me laugh to death~
Even Yu Yang, who was not optimistic about Zhang Lin, frowned and said nothing at this time.

He is a conservative, but not a bigot.

Seeing that Zhang Lin is getting better and better, the feedback from the public is also getting better and better.

Under the general trend, it is impossible to try to block the situation.

The more he got to know Zhang Lin, the more he lamented the injustice of God, and his mind was filled with all kinds of high-energy and famous scenes of this guy, attracting countless young people, all of whom showed signs of going crazy.

So now it doesn’t matter whether you refute it or not!
The important thing is that he cannot be impressed by Zhang Lin.

As I muttered in my heart, I heard Kang Shuai's gentle voice: "Since everyone has agreed, then the matter is settled.

Tonight's "Common Attention" will be hosted by Zhang Lin. "

Raising his head, Yu Yang saw everyone nodding and the producer of the program who was ecstatically paying attention.

He sighed helplessly, knowing that the situation was really over.

With the radical reputation of Shentai as its backer, CCTV has begun to change in all areas, trying to embrace contemporary young people and try to create content in the way they like.

Unexpectedly, the most radical response was from the news channel that should be the most conservative!
In the afternoon, almost six o'clock.

After taking care of the garden all afternoon, Luo Qiang packed up the shooting equipment, rubbed his waist and walked to the room.

After selling the taxi, he returned to his hometown to rest for more than 20 days, and then started working as an online anchor.

Because I learned a craft from my carpenter father since I was a child, I saw that the old house at home was dilapidated and inconvenient, so I came up with the idea of ​​​​renovating it myself.

After he started, he filmed the entire process and posted it online, and he actually became an internet celebrity with hundreds of thousands of fans.

Moreover, the combined income from multiple platforms is basically the same as running a taxi day and night.

This made Luo Qiang even more speechless about his once-hard work-dog behavior.

Of course, I am also very grateful to Zhang Lin, thinking that this talented, patriotic and upright boy is his noble man!
Admiring the small courtyard that was getting better and better, Luo Qiang put on his slippers and walked into the brand new living room.

Following the sound of cooking, I came to the kitchen and saw my mother busy in the brand new kitchen.

Without disturbing him, he followed the sound of the TV to the living room.

In his sight, he saw his old father sitting cross-legged on the sofa, his slightly cloudy eyes focused on the 80-inch display screen.

Because the farmland was large enough and his living room was too big, he finally bought this big TV.

There was no change in his mentality. Luo Qiang was about to walk to the bathroom when he suddenly heard a very familiar voice in his ears.

[Hello, viewers, welcome to "Common Attention".

First of all, we are paying attention to the news about the Universiade~]
Luo Qiang's eyes suddenly opened and he found that his father had changed the channel.

"Dad, wait, give me the remote control board."

Luo Qiang took the remote control from his old father's hand and returned to the news channel.

Zhang Lin's familiar face and voice came again, confirming that he had not hallucinated just now.

Blinking his eyes, Luo Qiang did not expect that the patriotic and upright boy would return to the news channel and become a serious news anchor.

Didn't he participate in literary competitions?

Moreover, there was no news at all, just like that, he was on camera live!
Not only Luo Qiang was shocked, but countless Zhang Lin fans were also shocked at this time!

An Mian Wuhu: "Mom, wait a minute, holy shit, it's really Zhang Lin, a talented man from our hometown, look what treasure I've discovered!"

Heyuan Shijiazhuang: "I am not dazzled, am I not hallucinating? This handsome guy is my idol?"

Chongqing: "What are you doing? Zhang Lin is going to host the news?"

Jingcheng: "Mom, your favorite little brother's program is playing (Nai Yin)"

……

At the same time and space across the land of China, all the young people who happened to be tuned into the news channel stopped changing the channel in unison.

Zhang Lin, it’s worth watching the news for a while.

In addition to watching CCTV news for the first time, they also called on friends and went to various platforms to attract traffic to "Common Concern".

As time goes by, the data of Sofuri 108 City is updated.

After getting the latest data, the top brass of all news channels fell silent!

Without any publicity, within 10 minutes of the show, the ratings had already set a new record for the year!

If this is the end of the news broadcast~~~
Kang Hui and others were breathing heavily, and they couldn't imagine the data.

In front of the Sanchi anchor, after reporting domestic news and international news, the topic came to the field of people's livelihood news.

Zhang Lin, who had been solemn and dignified for 10 minutes, announced with a smile on his handsome face: "Today is the fifth day of the National Day holiday. How is your holiday leisure plan going?
Are you at home?
Still missing home?

Or in other countries? "

Accompanying Zhang Lin's magnetic announcement is the sign language teacher who is quite busy in the lower right corner of the screen.

But after all, he is a famous Chinese artist. Although he was caught off guard by the rhyming joke, he still turned it over perfectly.

Zhang Lin kept saying: "Are you still immersed in the joy of holiday life, but suddenly found that the balance of the holiday is insufficient and cannot be recharged.

Today is the peak time for return passengers, so you can't be late when you return to work.

And as the holidays come to an end, the thickness of the wallet changes significantly.

Spend money to be happy for a while, but you have to continue to support your life after the holidays.

Besides, my wallet is empty, but I haven’t lost a pound of weight.

I originally wanted to be thin like a solitary smoke in the desert, but my fat figure has reached its peak.

Now, let’s take it easy. A return journey guide has been prepared for you for a long time to make your return journey smooth and straight. "

Immediately, the screen switched to the news screen.

After seeing this section, I was a little bored at first, but the audience who only stayed for the beauty of the prosperous age was happy.

People from all over the world came to gather, and the comment area of ​​the CCTV live broadcast room was filled with more and more people, and there was even more laughter and laughter.

Because just now, when Zhang Lin was talking about the lonely smoke in the desert and the setting sun in the long river, the sign language teacher below was obviously stunned and his hand movements stopped.This scene made them laugh out loud for no reason.

This is a very weird joke.

A strong sense of contrast arises when a rich, handsome man from a cold-blooded news channel suddenly shakes off the baggage of a Liba man.

For a time, the comment area was filled with praises and down-to-earth praises for responding to the people's call.

During the discussion, the National Day return guide was finished.

The scene cuts back to Zhang Lin.

I saw him being serious, looking at the camera and broadcasting the report: "Next, pay attention to the weather changes.

Every autumn and winter, cold air has to be mentioned.

Because cold air is the inevitable protagonist on our country’s weather stage, and it doesn’t rely on acting skills.

Recently, the protagonist's halo has become bigger again!

With varying degrees of cooling, it has entered the transformation!

It’s time for your parents to express their concern for you again!

Yes, you have to wear a cotton-padded jacket and long johns to be obedient!

When my parents are not traveling far away, they must wear long johns. "

After finishing the broadcast seriously, Zhang Lin continued to say amidst the sign language teacher's unsteady breathing: "Let's continue watching~
According to meteorological monitoring, the temperature in Heilongjiang, Jilin, Shandong, Jiangsu and other places dropped sharply, with the temperature drop reaching 8 to 12 degrees Celsius.

In most of the Northeast, maximum temperatures dropped to single digits.

The highest temperature in the northwest of Heilongjiang is even below zero, making it very chilly.

No matter you are as thin as a flying swallow or as fat as a jade ring, the cold wave can easily defeat your genetic inheritance.

The weather in the next few days can be described in one word: getting colder and colder. "

Netizens didn't bother to say that it was obviously just four words.

Zhang Lin kept reporting: "The babies living there shared their feelings on the Internet, saying that places outside the bed are far away, places beyond the reach of hands are foreign countries, and going to the toilet is a business trip to a distant frontier. Every time I get up, , they all left their hometowns.”

hahaha~~~
At this moment, Zhang Lin's serious broadcast was so serious, but the sign language teacher's busy translation seemed so funny.

Many eye-catching netizens discovered it.

During the last part of the handspring, the sign language teacher obviously had a slight upward movement of his eyelids due to the continuous jokes.

She is speechless!

She was speechless!
Netizens are full of surprise and desire to explore all this, as if they have discovered a new world.

"I'm stupid, I must be watching fake CTV"

"Have you ever experienced despair? I paired Zhang Lin with sign language."

"After the sign language translation, just use Zhang Lin's jokes for the grade test. It will definitely not be easy for you to pass [bad laugh]"

"It's too cruel, I'm afraid I'm not going to fail [eat melon]"

"Sign language teacher, the super ninja who was delayed by CCTV, hehehehe"

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing."

"..."

Amidst the dense comments and ridicules, Zhang Lin did not smile at all, and always reported the news in rhyming jokes smoothly.

“As for Central and Eastern China, every autumn and winter, many friends will complain;
The North is a walking desiccant and there is no point in drinking eight liters of water a day.

My lips are so dry that they are peeling. Even if I apply lip balm eight times a day, there are still no cracks.

There is also a pair of invisible hands that are always pulling on your face, making you experience an unprecedented tightness.

In autumn and winter, when the wind blows, I deeply understand what it means to be cut by the wind like a knife.

There was also static electricity wherever he went, as if he had turned into a thunderbolt, and sparks were generated before the two parties shook hands.

Let me also remind you that when you take out your thermal equipment, remember to also have a humidifier.

The weather is dry and things are dry, beware of static electricity. "

Seeing this, many netizens want to say:

CCTV Overlord, please leave the last dignity to Entertainment TV!

Why are you broadcasting the news like this...

Not to mention that Entertainment TV was beaten to death, are there still people watching your Spring Festival Gala?
It has to be said that the perception brought by the contrast is extremely strong for the audience.

Before, everyone believed that officials were extremely formal and strict, synonymous with coldness and seriousness.

Now it is suddenly down-to-earth and interesting, and the strong contrast makes them linger.

Just because CCTV gives people the impression of being too serious, a joke that comes out of nowhere is very funny.

During this period of lingering, the ratings of "Common Attention" broke the annual record, broke the record since its establishment, and increased by two or three times.

The small crew who used to live on subsistence allowances were full of exclamations today as if they were celebrating Chinese New Year.

Looking at the real-time Suofuri 108 City data, Xu Qiang, Kang Hui and Yu Yang all fell silent.

All live news programs on news channels have no rigid ratings requirements.

But with such amazing ratings data and so many young people flocking to the CCTV live broadcast platform, the shock is self-evident.

Zhang Lin really did what they wanted to do but couldn't.

Let young people start paying attention to the news and start falling in love with watching CCTV news.

And the way he did all this was to change the way he reported news on weather and people's livelihood news, using his unique rhyming jokes.

It doesn’t sound like it’s very difficult, but it’s really very thoughtful!
This pioneering spirit dazzled them even more.

News channels must not transfer employee files to the comprehensive channel, even if they tear up the wall~
At the same time, Zhang Lin stopped immediately and started broadcasting seriously again.

At this time, in addition to being handsome and eye-catching, he was like most CCTV news anchors in other aspects, stable and smooth.

Logically speaking, long and boring news is difficult to attract young viewers to stay for a long time.

But Zhang Lin's previous performance is still in front of his eyes, making netizens reluctant to click the X button.

Netizens' expectations were not in vain. More than ten minutes later, Zhang Lin started rhyming broadcast again, which sounded so pleasant.

"How was your sleep?
Are you having trouble falling asleep at night and waking up during the day?

Or do you want to sleep all the time except bedtime?
Or there may be no difficulty sleeping but difficulty getting up in the morning.

Or are you Ao Bai's brother who "stays up late" and starts thinking about life and worrying about the world while lying in bed?

During the deepest night, the dark circles under my eyes become more and more intense. At night, my eyes light up and I want to control everything. The little sparks of excitement can't be extinguished no matter how hard I light the lamp or burn the oil, my hair withers. "

After the news broadcast of a rhyming paragraph, the screen cut into the narration audio material screen as usual.

[The Chinese Sleep Research Association recently released a sleep survey report.

Reports show that more than 3 million people in my country currently suffer from sleep disorders.

这当中有超过3/4的人要在晚上11时以后入睡,而近1/3的人要熬到凌晨1时以后才能入睡。】

hahaha~~~
In the comment area of ​​the live broadcast room, no one cared about who couldn't sleep at this time, everyone was amused by this rhyming joke.

It wasn't the jokes that made them laugh.

It's the 21st century, and they haven't seen any funny jokes on the Internet.

What really made them laugh was when Zhang Lin said, "You are Obai's brother who stays up late," the sign language teacher laughed bitterly.

Obviously, her CPU couldn't support such a brain circuit all of a sudden. She was stuck and didn't know how to fix the bug?

A very clever netizen immediately took a screenshot and posted a comment [←Today’s Victim], which was like the finishing touch and made everyone burst into laughter.

"The temperature is slowly getting back on track, Zhang Lin, you are a devil (wry smile)"

"Sign language teacher: Blind jb can translate well, but he who can hear cannot understand, and he who can see understands but cannot hear."

"There are also people who rhyme and complain about Wu Yifan's rhyme, which seems miserable. Why doesn't Mr. Zhang go to iQiyi to play?"

"Zhang Lin, a mudslide from CCTV"

"Do you want to sign a petition of tens of thousands of people so that Zhang Lin can perform cross talk in this year's Spring Festival Gala?"

"Some people appear to be CCTV hosts, but secretly they are non-staff members of Deyun News Agency."

"Zhang Lin said that rap is not the most slutty thing. The most slutty thing is rapping while looking at the camera seriously Σ( ̄□ ̄||)"

"..."

The comment area is abuzz with excitement, and tens of thousands of buildings have been piled up.

This made the employees at the CCTV data center stunned.

If he hadn't checked it again to make sure it was correct, he would have thought that "Common Attention" and "Host Contest" were in sync with each other.

But under what circumstances can news cause so many people to interact?

In doubt, the employee clicked into the live broadcast room.

(End of this chapter)

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