Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition
Chapter 131 I, the host of Golden Rooster’s year-end review, Heng Heng
Chapter 131 I, the host of the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers year-end review, hum~ (fourth update, please subscribe)
After the familiar weather jokes and long johns memes finally came online, Zhang Lin ended today’s live broadcast with a smile.
Coming out of the unlucky place of Studio 250, Zhang Lin saw a stranger waiting.
Through Huang Wei's introduction, I learned that the other party was from the movie channel and was an employee of the Sixth Princess.
Many people are not clear about it and think that the movie channel is also a sub-channel under CCTV, similar to the sports channel.
In fact, this is a huge misunderstanding.
The Movie Channel is an agency directly under the Longbiao General Administration and an independent TV station.
It's just that satellite programs are broadcast on CCTV and use CCTV's channel number.
In terms of level, the movie channel is on the same level as the entire CCTV, and they are both the son and daughter of the Longbiao General Administration.
Because of this, the behavior of movie channels is very "wild".
Many netizens have developed a habit of checking out CTV6’s news if something hot happens.
Watch the movies it's playing and schedule them.
Why?
Because she can always combine the hot topics of current affairs with hidden connotations and sarcasm, she can be called the "Master of Yin and Yang" in the film and television industry.
Because of her willful arrangement of films, she entered the melon-eating front line, her connotation was invincible, and she was very arrogant, so people from the movie channel gave her the nickname "The Sixth Princess of CCTV".
Apart from that, there are other reasons for getting the nickname.
Among the gender information on other social platforms, only the girls certified by the movie channel are pink, which is completely different from the big brothers on other CCTV channels.
In its introduction on the Xiaopo website, there is only a simple word "hum", coupled with a smooth "~" tilde, just like a young lady.
If you follow her, she will also pop up an automatic reply: Are you following me now?Hum~
The tsundere attribute is undoubtedly revealed.
As we all know, the Six Princesses are also very willful in their filming arrangements.
One is her choice of films for special holidays, which goes against the grain and is very freeing.
When the children were celebrating Children's Day, she played "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village" and "The Grudge", and they were unabridged versions.
On Qingming Festival, people are remembering their ancestors, and the Sixth Princess showed Lin Zhenying's movie.
During the college entrance examination, she played "Bottom Hot Girl", and when the results came out, she played "Fan Jin Passed the National Examination".
On Valentine's Day and Chinese Valentine's Day, she shows movies from the "Westward Journey" series in which lovers never get married, and even tells you simply and crudely "He actually doesn't like you that much".
On Singles' Day, she played "Love Actually" to give singles a critical hit.
The most amazing thing is that during the Spring Festival of 2012, which happened to be the allegory of the end of the world, she quietly played "Queue to Heaven" while other channels were waiting to broadcast the Spring Festival Gala.
There is a precedent of not broadcasting the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve and not broadcasting "Lianbo News" at 19:[-]. Arbitrary scheduling of films is just a waste of time.
It is worth mentioning that although the Six Princesses' schedule is unstable, every year on September 9, the day when Neon signs the surrender letter, the Six Princesses will play "The Trial of the East".
What Zhang Lin remembers the most is "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom" starring Yang Yang and Liu Tianxian.
Maybe it was so ugly that even the Sixth Princess couldn't stand it.
It was cut off at the halfway mark, and it took a few seconds to fast forward to the end at the speed of light.
Zhang Lin will never forget that scene of fast forwarding at the speed of light, and it will be remembered deeply in his two lifetimes.
When the Sixth Princess does this, the comedy effect is simply amazing!
With memories flooding in his mind, Zhang Lin asked curiously: "So, the movie channel is looking for me?"
"Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival."
Hearing this name, Zhang Lin's legs felt weak.
He opened his eyes wide and said in disbelief: "The Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival is considered to be the No. 0 domestic film award. Let me, a newcomer, host it."
"You are not an ordinary newcomer."
A senior executive of a movie channel named Jing Haocheng said with a smile: "You are the most attractive new host at CCTV.
After seeing your response on Dragon TV, the station thought you were very good, so they cast you.
I have already said hello to Director Wang. To show my sincerity, I also came over to invite him in person. How is it? How do you feel (laughs). "
“Flattered, flattered!!”
Smiling excitedly, Zhang Lin said with bright eyes: "Boss, I admire our movie channel very much.
I'll tell you what other channels don't dare to say, and I'll tell you what other channels don't dare to say. Cut it first and tell it later, Royal Charter, don't you think so? "
After a pause, he smiled and said with a wink, "So, can I kill those junk movies?"
Looking at the patriotic and upright boy with high morale, Jing Haocheng wiped his sweat and said: "There is basically no difference in who can be selected. Don't do anything wrong."
"That's it!"
Zhang Lin sighed with regret and nodded.
Jing Haocheng smiled and said: "If you really want to complain about the movie, you can make a guest appearance on our movie channel's "Today's Movie Review". Then you can do whatever you want within the rules."
Nodding yes, Zhang Lin shook his head again and said: "Boss, don't think I have any prejudice against the film industry, I don't have any prejudice.
You don't know, the reason why I did that just now is because I was disgusted by those garbage movies like "Grand Trail" this year.
By the way, the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival didn't let "Grand Trail" be selected into the big list, right? "
"How is that possible? We are still shameless."
Shaking his head decisively, Jing Haocheng wiped his sweat again and said: "This year there will be "Scorching Sun", which is very valuable."
"The scorching sun burns my heart!"
Zhang Lin nodded and agreed: "This movie is really good. Even if all three of them are awarded Best Actor, it would still be justified."
With a hiccup, Jing Haocheng changed the subject, patted his shoulder and said, "Get ready. Tomorrow I will fly to Tangshan with Lan Zhen, where this year's film festival will be held."
"Sister Lan Zhen, okay."
With the Sixth Princess's imperial power charter, Zhang Lin's handover was a smooth one.
At 10:30 the next morning, I flew to Tangshan with sister Lan Zhen who had a sweet smile.
It has only been two years since Lan Zhen joined the movie channel, and she has become the channel's number one sister with her strength and beauty.
She is fresh and refined, has outstanding temperament, communicates well with guests, and behaves generously and calmly. She is firmly one of the leading actresses in the movie channel!
Especially at various events, she appeared in a bright red slim-fitting dress. Her temperament was extraordinary, elegant and generous, and she won the essence of the CCTV female host.
But when he and Zhang Lin were talking about the opening remarks, the standard Spring Festival Gala accent and the big smile made Zhang Lin break into a cold sweat.
"Okay, okay, everything is perfect. It's just this smile that makes you laugh like a billionaire, a universal emoticon for flight attendants. What age are you, sister?"
After a confused hum, Lan Zhen asked in surprise: "Is there any?"
"Look at it."
Taking over the scenes shot by the staff in boredom, Lan Zhen said nonchalantly: "The Que family has hundreds of millions of ghosts and beasts roaring!
Maybe I was influenced by the sweet smile of the flight attendant, so I adjusted! "
After the adjustment, Lan Zhen's temperament became more natural and friendly.
Curved eyes and a sweet smile.
After agreeing on the opening remarks, the two started chatting.
Only then did Zhang Lin learn that he had taken advantage of Teacher Ren Luyu again.
In the original plan, this year's Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers was hosted by Ren Luyu and Lan Zhen, but in the end, because of his sudden rise, he stole Teacher Ren's announcement.
In addition to the previous broadcast of "The Battle of Poverty Alleviation", Ren Luyu was originally scheduled to take over, but he occupied the magpie's nest.
'Please repay Teacher Ren in the future! '
Muttering with shame in his heart, Zhang Lin heard Lan Zhen ask: "I heard that your idol is Zhou Yilun, what do you think of his "Slam Dunk"?"
Lan Zhen asked this question because he heard Jing Haocheng tell what happened at that time and knew that this guy was working hard to make a bad movie.
She wanted to see how the other party would evaluate the movie through the lens of an idol?
After thinking for a while, Zhang Lin blurted out: "This pieced together movie can only be described as a random fabrication.
However, considering that the director of this film, Zhu Yanpin, once directed "Kill Two Birds with One Stone" which made countless audiences heartbroken, "Slam Dunk" has made progress in many aspects. "
"The complaints are very accurate, but I still save face for your idol~"
Lan Zhen joked with a smile, his eyebrows and eyebrows were really similar to Wang Bingbing's: "I want to hear what its artistic value is?"
Smiling, Zhang Lin said: "Actually, for many Jackie Chan fans, as long as there is Zhou Yilun on the screen, even if he just stands there for 90 minutes without doing anything, people will buy tickets.
So for such a movie, we don’t need to discuss its artistry anymore, because we really can’t find it. "
After hissing, Lan Zhen opened his crooked eyebrows and said, "What you say is so heartless. Be careful if your idol hears it and breaks his guard."
"If you hear it, just hear it. He himself has given up on big movies!" Shrugging his shoulders, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "Facts have proved that the king of singing can't make it in the film industry without acting skills."
At the same time, Jay Chou, who was walking his baby in Baodao, sneezed.
He tightened his coat and decided to drink more wolfberry after a fierce battle last night.
Lan Zhen heard this interestingly and said with a smile: "Then which is the worst movie you have ever seen in your life?"
"There are really too many bad movies that are being fed shit, and there are only a few good movies every year!"
Zhang Lin raised his head slightly to recall, and said with an invincible side face: "If I had to choose one, "Ming Ming" is the worst movie I have ever seen.
It is the undisputed king of bad movies.
As a film that was a complete commercial failure, it also set a new record for bad films artistically.
If sea level is used as an average, then this film is a bottomless abyss. "
hahaha~~
Hearing the sound, several people in the seats in front of me burst out laughing.
This bottomless abyss was simply overflowing with Zhang Lin's resentment.
Zhang Lin kept complaining: “If you think it is a romance movie, it has fighting;
If you think of it as an action movie, it has sci-fi;
If you think it's science fiction, it has reality;
If you think it is an art film, it looks quite scary;
In the end you thought you understood it, because you saw Zhang Xingzhe and thought it was an MTV.
But in the end, you still didn't expect that Azhe played a transgender person. "
Spreading his hands, Zhang Lin said speechlessly: "This movie breaks through the audience's psychological defense step by step, making people desperately know: It turns out that bad movies can still be so bad!"
hahaha~~~
Lan Zhen laughed so hard that his branches trembled, and he wiped his tears and said, "You are so talented. Zhang Lin, you are so talented even when you are complaining about it. It's so funny!"
The following Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers staff nodded and smiled: "You are a copywriter who uses words carefully, constructs sentences carefully, and has clear logic. The more you think about it, the more serious your comments become, the more effective you will be.
Really, I don't know where they are compared to the film critics on the Internet who only follow the trend and say "bad movies" without knowing why. "
Thumbs up, Lan Zhen said in admiration: "You are the only one who can express his complaints so clearly!"
"You're welcome, we're just speaking from our feelings."
Smiling and being modest, Zhang Lin accepted the offer and continued to show off.
Because these two accurate complaints were enough to show his value to the Sixth Princess.
In the previous life, the Science and Education Channel could not protect "The Tenth Screening Room" and eventually it was removed from the shelves amid numerous reports.
In this life, it would definitely be interesting if the tenth prince was under the command of the sixth princess!
Time always flies by while talking and laughing.
The plane arrived, and amid the cheers of countless fans, the group took a special car prepared by the organizing committee and headed to the hotel.
After settling in, Zhang Lin and the two rushed to the program team non-stop to prepare for the rehearsal.
At the same time, star-studded celebrities also arrived one after another and received the arrangement draft from the organizing committee.
For example, when will they enter the red carpet, which row and seat will they sit in at the award show, and who will present the award to them~~
As expected, many celebrities expressed dissatisfaction with the arrangement and asked to change seats.
Because this is the current situation in China, all award ceremonies use celebrities as ancestors, so the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers are not exempt from the custom.
Generally, as long as the star's demands are not excessive, the organizing committee will not say anything.
Besides, trivial matters like changing seats cannot reach the ears of senior executives.
The only ones who suffer are the low-level workers and hosts.
No, Zhang Lin and Lan Zhen, who were going through the process, received four hosting procedures in one afternoon. Veins popped up on Zhang Lin's forehead.
"I'm used to this problem. I don't have much skill, but I have a lot of airs. I didn't expect our Golden Rooster Awards to be like this!"
"It's normal, just get used to it!"
"Can you get used to this?"
Turning to look at Lan Zhen, who had become accustomed to it, Zhang Lin said speechlessly: "If even our officials are like this and don't punish them, then the atmosphere of internal entertainment will become worse and worse. Isn't this a vicious cycle of scolding? !”
"But it's always been like this!"
Lan Zhen felt inexplicably aggrieved and explained: "It's always been like this. If you don't believe it, wait an hour or two and there will definitely be a new hosting process."
He pursed his lips and thought of Jin Xu in his previous life. He thought that the release of the tenth release would definitely offend the traffic market. It would be better to offend him now!
Thinking of this, Zhang Lin stood up and said, "No, I have to go find the leader."
"Hey, Zhang Lin, one more thing is worse than one less thing, so just remember it again. It won't take much effort..."
Lan Zhen hurriedly stopped him, but he couldn't stop the "hard-headed" patriotic and upright boy.
"Oh, this kid!"
Stomping his feet, Lan Zhen gritted his teeth and chased after him.
After a while, the two arrived at the office of the head of this year's Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Organizing Committee.
This year's rotating leader is from the Filmmakers Association. Her name is Liu Lu. She is an elderly woman wearing glasses.
Seeing Zhang Lin come in, he adjusted his glasses and asked curiously: "Host, are you looking for me?"
Obviously, as she was older, she didn't think of Zhang Lin's name for a while.
"Leader, there is nothing we can do about this!"
Shaking the four hosting procedures in his hand and handing them over, Zhang Lin said straightforwardly: "Five hours and four hosting procedures, those celebrities are not willing to sit there, and the other is not willing to let the award presenters present awards, just like their ancestors The requirements of this and that.
We are setting up a stage for them, are we really that crazy?
Leaders, we are the official ones, and we are being bullied by them..."
Her eyes suddenly turned cold, and Liu Lu said, "What's going on?"
Lan Zhen, who followed, quickly explained and said with a wry smile that this was the tradition of domestic entertainment, and that he had turned a blind eye to his own award ceremonies in the past.
Lan Zhen made a fair comment, and Zhang Lin said speechlessly: "It's not that I'm being pretentious as a leader. Maybe it's because I'm young and energetic. I'm really not suitable for such an award ceremony."
Looking over, Liu Lu said: "You want to escape from the battlefield for me?"
"That's impossible. I still have this professional ethics."
Shaking his head decisively, Zhang Lin explained and said seriously: "I just feel aggrieved. I have never been asked such unreasonable requests by guests on CCTV.
Even Mr. Xing didn’t change my interview script. "
With a smile on her face, Liu Lu said with a warm tone: "Don't hold back, our organizing committee will hold an urgent meeting about this matter and set a charter for you as soon as possible."
"You didn't set the rules for me, leader!"
Zhang Lin said with a black line on his face: "I am considering the problem from the perspective of our organizing committee. You say that, making it seem like I am looking for trouble?
Leader, if this is the case, just pretend that I didn’t say anything. "
With a chuckle, Liu Lu stood up and said comfortingly: "Okay, okay, I have wronged you. Just go back and wait. I will give you the charter soon."
Jian Mei frowned and nodded angrily. Zhang Lin was pulled out of the office by Lan Zhen.
After closing the door, the latter said silently: "I don't even know what to say about you. People have to learn to be more diplomatic~"
Turning to look at her, Zhang Lin asked, "Sister, is it too far-fetched for the official to be smooth with artists?"
"Award ceremonies ultimately rely on these stars to increase their star power..."
After comforting her all the way, the two of them came to the dressing room to wait.
During the process, there was a rare three-point hosting process, and the previous ones were seven.
Feeling a little embarrassed by Zhang Lin's stare, Lan Zhen smiled with embarrassment: "In the past, the maximum was five copies. This is the first time I have encountered seven copies."
After waiting for more than half an hour, a senior member of the organizing committee walked in.
After finishing speaking, Zhang Lin clenched his fists excitedly.
It is said that during the meeting, the leader of the movie channel became furious after hearing this. He kept banging the table and cursing, saying similar words to Zhang Lin.
Under his insistence, the organizing committee decided to follow the initial procedures to see which artist dared to cause trouble and leave.
Lan Zhen opened his eyes wide, feeling like he was opening up a new world.
Zhang Lin vomited his bitterness. Is the organizing committee so tough?
Why did you go early!
Let me suffer this injustice for the past two years o(╥﹏╥)o
Lan Zhen, who was crying, didn't know that the leader of the movie channel openly supported Zhang Lin, and her contribution was crucial.
If she hadn't asked those two questions on the plane.
How could Zhang Lin make such a funny and accurate comment, and how could he know it through the video taken by his assistant.
People who can squeeze into the top positions at CCTV are by no means mediocre.
Not to mention that those who represented the Six Princesses at the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival were the best among the best.
(End of this chapter)
After the familiar weather jokes and long johns memes finally came online, Zhang Lin ended today’s live broadcast with a smile.
Coming out of the unlucky place of Studio 250, Zhang Lin saw a stranger waiting.
Through Huang Wei's introduction, I learned that the other party was from the movie channel and was an employee of the Sixth Princess.
Many people are not clear about it and think that the movie channel is also a sub-channel under CCTV, similar to the sports channel.
In fact, this is a huge misunderstanding.
The Movie Channel is an agency directly under the Longbiao General Administration and an independent TV station.
It's just that satellite programs are broadcast on CCTV and use CCTV's channel number.
In terms of level, the movie channel is on the same level as the entire CCTV, and they are both the son and daughter of the Longbiao General Administration.
Because of this, the behavior of movie channels is very "wild".
Many netizens have developed a habit of checking out CTV6’s news if something hot happens.
Watch the movies it's playing and schedule them.
Why?
Because she can always combine the hot topics of current affairs with hidden connotations and sarcasm, she can be called the "Master of Yin and Yang" in the film and television industry.
Because of her willful arrangement of films, she entered the melon-eating front line, her connotation was invincible, and she was very arrogant, so people from the movie channel gave her the nickname "The Sixth Princess of CCTV".
Apart from that, there are other reasons for getting the nickname.
Among the gender information on other social platforms, only the girls certified by the movie channel are pink, which is completely different from the big brothers on other CCTV channels.
In its introduction on the Xiaopo website, there is only a simple word "hum", coupled with a smooth "~" tilde, just like a young lady.
If you follow her, she will also pop up an automatic reply: Are you following me now?Hum~
The tsundere attribute is undoubtedly revealed.
As we all know, the Six Princesses are also very willful in their filming arrangements.
One is her choice of films for special holidays, which goes against the grain and is very freeing.
When the children were celebrating Children's Day, she played "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village" and "The Grudge", and they were unabridged versions.
On Qingming Festival, people are remembering their ancestors, and the Sixth Princess showed Lin Zhenying's movie.
During the college entrance examination, she played "Bottom Hot Girl", and when the results came out, she played "Fan Jin Passed the National Examination".
On Valentine's Day and Chinese Valentine's Day, she shows movies from the "Westward Journey" series in which lovers never get married, and even tells you simply and crudely "He actually doesn't like you that much".
On Singles' Day, she played "Love Actually" to give singles a critical hit.
The most amazing thing is that during the Spring Festival of 2012, which happened to be the allegory of the end of the world, she quietly played "Queue to Heaven" while other channels were waiting to broadcast the Spring Festival Gala.
There is a precedent of not broadcasting the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve and not broadcasting "Lianbo News" at 19:[-]. Arbitrary scheduling of films is just a waste of time.
It is worth mentioning that although the Six Princesses' schedule is unstable, every year on September 9, the day when Neon signs the surrender letter, the Six Princesses will play "The Trial of the East".
What Zhang Lin remembers the most is "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom" starring Yang Yang and Liu Tianxian.
Maybe it was so ugly that even the Sixth Princess couldn't stand it.
It was cut off at the halfway mark, and it took a few seconds to fast forward to the end at the speed of light.
Zhang Lin will never forget that scene of fast forwarding at the speed of light, and it will be remembered deeply in his two lifetimes.
When the Sixth Princess does this, the comedy effect is simply amazing!
With memories flooding in his mind, Zhang Lin asked curiously: "So, the movie channel is looking for me?"
"Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival."
Hearing this name, Zhang Lin's legs felt weak.
He opened his eyes wide and said in disbelief: "The Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival is considered to be the No. 0 domestic film award. Let me, a newcomer, host it."
"You are not an ordinary newcomer."
A senior executive of a movie channel named Jing Haocheng said with a smile: "You are the most attractive new host at CCTV.
After seeing your response on Dragon TV, the station thought you were very good, so they cast you.
I have already said hello to Director Wang. To show my sincerity, I also came over to invite him in person. How is it? How do you feel (laughs). "
“Flattered, flattered!!”
Smiling excitedly, Zhang Lin said with bright eyes: "Boss, I admire our movie channel very much.
I'll tell you what other channels don't dare to say, and I'll tell you what other channels don't dare to say. Cut it first and tell it later, Royal Charter, don't you think so? "
After a pause, he smiled and said with a wink, "So, can I kill those junk movies?"
Looking at the patriotic and upright boy with high morale, Jing Haocheng wiped his sweat and said: "There is basically no difference in who can be selected. Don't do anything wrong."
"That's it!"
Zhang Lin sighed with regret and nodded.
Jing Haocheng smiled and said: "If you really want to complain about the movie, you can make a guest appearance on our movie channel's "Today's Movie Review". Then you can do whatever you want within the rules."
Nodding yes, Zhang Lin shook his head again and said: "Boss, don't think I have any prejudice against the film industry, I don't have any prejudice.
You don't know, the reason why I did that just now is because I was disgusted by those garbage movies like "Grand Trail" this year.
By the way, the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival didn't let "Grand Trail" be selected into the big list, right? "
"How is that possible? We are still shameless."
Shaking his head decisively, Jing Haocheng wiped his sweat again and said: "This year there will be "Scorching Sun", which is very valuable."
"The scorching sun burns my heart!"
Zhang Lin nodded and agreed: "This movie is really good. Even if all three of them are awarded Best Actor, it would still be justified."
With a hiccup, Jing Haocheng changed the subject, patted his shoulder and said, "Get ready. Tomorrow I will fly to Tangshan with Lan Zhen, where this year's film festival will be held."
"Sister Lan Zhen, okay."
With the Sixth Princess's imperial power charter, Zhang Lin's handover was a smooth one.
At 10:30 the next morning, I flew to Tangshan with sister Lan Zhen who had a sweet smile.
It has only been two years since Lan Zhen joined the movie channel, and she has become the channel's number one sister with her strength and beauty.
She is fresh and refined, has outstanding temperament, communicates well with guests, and behaves generously and calmly. She is firmly one of the leading actresses in the movie channel!
Especially at various events, she appeared in a bright red slim-fitting dress. Her temperament was extraordinary, elegant and generous, and she won the essence of the CCTV female host.
But when he and Zhang Lin were talking about the opening remarks, the standard Spring Festival Gala accent and the big smile made Zhang Lin break into a cold sweat.
"Okay, okay, everything is perfect. It's just this smile that makes you laugh like a billionaire, a universal emoticon for flight attendants. What age are you, sister?"
After a confused hum, Lan Zhen asked in surprise: "Is there any?"
"Look at it."
Taking over the scenes shot by the staff in boredom, Lan Zhen said nonchalantly: "The Que family has hundreds of millions of ghosts and beasts roaring!
Maybe I was influenced by the sweet smile of the flight attendant, so I adjusted! "
After the adjustment, Lan Zhen's temperament became more natural and friendly.
Curved eyes and a sweet smile.
After agreeing on the opening remarks, the two started chatting.
Only then did Zhang Lin learn that he had taken advantage of Teacher Ren Luyu again.
In the original plan, this year's Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers was hosted by Ren Luyu and Lan Zhen, but in the end, because of his sudden rise, he stole Teacher Ren's announcement.
In addition to the previous broadcast of "The Battle of Poverty Alleviation", Ren Luyu was originally scheduled to take over, but he occupied the magpie's nest.
'Please repay Teacher Ren in the future! '
Muttering with shame in his heart, Zhang Lin heard Lan Zhen ask: "I heard that your idol is Zhou Yilun, what do you think of his "Slam Dunk"?"
Lan Zhen asked this question because he heard Jing Haocheng tell what happened at that time and knew that this guy was working hard to make a bad movie.
She wanted to see how the other party would evaluate the movie through the lens of an idol?
After thinking for a while, Zhang Lin blurted out: "This pieced together movie can only be described as a random fabrication.
However, considering that the director of this film, Zhu Yanpin, once directed "Kill Two Birds with One Stone" which made countless audiences heartbroken, "Slam Dunk" has made progress in many aspects. "
"The complaints are very accurate, but I still save face for your idol~"
Lan Zhen joked with a smile, his eyebrows and eyebrows were really similar to Wang Bingbing's: "I want to hear what its artistic value is?"
Smiling, Zhang Lin said: "Actually, for many Jackie Chan fans, as long as there is Zhou Yilun on the screen, even if he just stands there for 90 minutes without doing anything, people will buy tickets.
So for such a movie, we don’t need to discuss its artistry anymore, because we really can’t find it. "
After hissing, Lan Zhen opened his crooked eyebrows and said, "What you say is so heartless. Be careful if your idol hears it and breaks his guard."
"If you hear it, just hear it. He himself has given up on big movies!" Shrugging his shoulders, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "Facts have proved that the king of singing can't make it in the film industry without acting skills."
At the same time, Jay Chou, who was walking his baby in Baodao, sneezed.
He tightened his coat and decided to drink more wolfberry after a fierce battle last night.
Lan Zhen heard this interestingly and said with a smile: "Then which is the worst movie you have ever seen in your life?"
"There are really too many bad movies that are being fed shit, and there are only a few good movies every year!"
Zhang Lin raised his head slightly to recall, and said with an invincible side face: "If I had to choose one, "Ming Ming" is the worst movie I have ever seen.
It is the undisputed king of bad movies.
As a film that was a complete commercial failure, it also set a new record for bad films artistically.
If sea level is used as an average, then this film is a bottomless abyss. "
hahaha~~
Hearing the sound, several people in the seats in front of me burst out laughing.
This bottomless abyss was simply overflowing with Zhang Lin's resentment.
Zhang Lin kept complaining: “If you think it is a romance movie, it has fighting;
If you think of it as an action movie, it has sci-fi;
If you think it's science fiction, it has reality;
If you think it is an art film, it looks quite scary;
In the end you thought you understood it, because you saw Zhang Xingzhe and thought it was an MTV.
But in the end, you still didn't expect that Azhe played a transgender person. "
Spreading his hands, Zhang Lin said speechlessly: "This movie breaks through the audience's psychological defense step by step, making people desperately know: It turns out that bad movies can still be so bad!"
hahaha~~~
Lan Zhen laughed so hard that his branches trembled, and he wiped his tears and said, "You are so talented. Zhang Lin, you are so talented even when you are complaining about it. It's so funny!"
The following Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers staff nodded and smiled: "You are a copywriter who uses words carefully, constructs sentences carefully, and has clear logic. The more you think about it, the more serious your comments become, the more effective you will be.
Really, I don't know where they are compared to the film critics on the Internet who only follow the trend and say "bad movies" without knowing why. "
Thumbs up, Lan Zhen said in admiration: "You are the only one who can express his complaints so clearly!"
"You're welcome, we're just speaking from our feelings."
Smiling and being modest, Zhang Lin accepted the offer and continued to show off.
Because these two accurate complaints were enough to show his value to the Sixth Princess.
In the previous life, the Science and Education Channel could not protect "The Tenth Screening Room" and eventually it was removed from the shelves amid numerous reports.
In this life, it would definitely be interesting if the tenth prince was under the command of the sixth princess!
Time always flies by while talking and laughing.
The plane arrived, and amid the cheers of countless fans, the group took a special car prepared by the organizing committee and headed to the hotel.
After settling in, Zhang Lin and the two rushed to the program team non-stop to prepare for the rehearsal.
At the same time, star-studded celebrities also arrived one after another and received the arrangement draft from the organizing committee.
For example, when will they enter the red carpet, which row and seat will they sit in at the award show, and who will present the award to them~~
As expected, many celebrities expressed dissatisfaction with the arrangement and asked to change seats.
Because this is the current situation in China, all award ceremonies use celebrities as ancestors, so the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers are not exempt from the custom.
Generally, as long as the star's demands are not excessive, the organizing committee will not say anything.
Besides, trivial matters like changing seats cannot reach the ears of senior executives.
The only ones who suffer are the low-level workers and hosts.
No, Zhang Lin and Lan Zhen, who were going through the process, received four hosting procedures in one afternoon. Veins popped up on Zhang Lin's forehead.
"I'm used to this problem. I don't have much skill, but I have a lot of airs. I didn't expect our Golden Rooster Awards to be like this!"
"It's normal, just get used to it!"
"Can you get used to this?"
Turning to look at Lan Zhen, who had become accustomed to it, Zhang Lin said speechlessly: "If even our officials are like this and don't punish them, then the atmosphere of internal entertainment will become worse and worse. Isn't this a vicious cycle of scolding? !”
"But it's always been like this!"
Lan Zhen felt inexplicably aggrieved and explained: "It's always been like this. If you don't believe it, wait an hour or two and there will definitely be a new hosting process."
He pursed his lips and thought of Jin Xu in his previous life. He thought that the release of the tenth release would definitely offend the traffic market. It would be better to offend him now!
Thinking of this, Zhang Lin stood up and said, "No, I have to go find the leader."
"Hey, Zhang Lin, one more thing is worse than one less thing, so just remember it again. It won't take much effort..."
Lan Zhen hurriedly stopped him, but he couldn't stop the "hard-headed" patriotic and upright boy.
"Oh, this kid!"
Stomping his feet, Lan Zhen gritted his teeth and chased after him.
After a while, the two arrived at the office of the head of this year's Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Organizing Committee.
This year's rotating leader is from the Filmmakers Association. Her name is Liu Lu. She is an elderly woman wearing glasses.
Seeing Zhang Lin come in, he adjusted his glasses and asked curiously: "Host, are you looking for me?"
Obviously, as she was older, she didn't think of Zhang Lin's name for a while.
"Leader, there is nothing we can do about this!"
Shaking the four hosting procedures in his hand and handing them over, Zhang Lin said straightforwardly: "Five hours and four hosting procedures, those celebrities are not willing to sit there, and the other is not willing to let the award presenters present awards, just like their ancestors The requirements of this and that.
We are setting up a stage for them, are we really that crazy?
Leaders, we are the official ones, and we are being bullied by them..."
Her eyes suddenly turned cold, and Liu Lu said, "What's going on?"
Lan Zhen, who followed, quickly explained and said with a wry smile that this was the tradition of domestic entertainment, and that he had turned a blind eye to his own award ceremonies in the past.
Lan Zhen made a fair comment, and Zhang Lin said speechlessly: "It's not that I'm being pretentious as a leader. Maybe it's because I'm young and energetic. I'm really not suitable for such an award ceremony."
Looking over, Liu Lu said: "You want to escape from the battlefield for me?"
"That's impossible. I still have this professional ethics."
Shaking his head decisively, Zhang Lin explained and said seriously: "I just feel aggrieved. I have never been asked such unreasonable requests by guests on CCTV.
Even Mr. Xing didn’t change my interview script. "
With a smile on her face, Liu Lu said with a warm tone: "Don't hold back, our organizing committee will hold an urgent meeting about this matter and set a charter for you as soon as possible."
"You didn't set the rules for me, leader!"
Zhang Lin said with a black line on his face: "I am considering the problem from the perspective of our organizing committee. You say that, making it seem like I am looking for trouble?
Leader, if this is the case, just pretend that I didn’t say anything. "
With a chuckle, Liu Lu stood up and said comfortingly: "Okay, okay, I have wronged you. Just go back and wait. I will give you the charter soon."
Jian Mei frowned and nodded angrily. Zhang Lin was pulled out of the office by Lan Zhen.
After closing the door, the latter said silently: "I don't even know what to say about you. People have to learn to be more diplomatic~"
Turning to look at her, Zhang Lin asked, "Sister, is it too far-fetched for the official to be smooth with artists?"
"Award ceremonies ultimately rely on these stars to increase their star power..."
After comforting her all the way, the two of them came to the dressing room to wait.
During the process, there was a rare three-point hosting process, and the previous ones were seven.
Feeling a little embarrassed by Zhang Lin's stare, Lan Zhen smiled with embarrassment: "In the past, the maximum was five copies. This is the first time I have encountered seven copies."
After waiting for more than half an hour, a senior member of the organizing committee walked in.
After finishing speaking, Zhang Lin clenched his fists excitedly.
It is said that during the meeting, the leader of the movie channel became furious after hearing this. He kept banging the table and cursing, saying similar words to Zhang Lin.
Under his insistence, the organizing committee decided to follow the initial procedures to see which artist dared to cause trouble and leave.
Lan Zhen opened his eyes wide, feeling like he was opening up a new world.
Zhang Lin vomited his bitterness. Is the organizing committee so tough?
Why did you go early!
Let me suffer this injustice for the past two years o(╥﹏╥)o
Lan Zhen, who was crying, didn't know that the leader of the movie channel openly supported Zhang Lin, and her contribution was crucial.
If she hadn't asked those two questions on the plane.
How could Zhang Lin make such a funny and accurate comment, and how could he know it through the video taken by his assistant.
People who can squeeze into the top positions at CCTV are by no means mediocre.
Not to mention that those who represented the Six Princesses at the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival were the best among the best.
(End of this chapter)
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