Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

Chapter 137 Hardcore combination, hardcore title song
Nichromat Art Station's full of style kept saying: "Today we just celebrated Teacher Kang Hui's 48th birthday in the dressing room."

Kang Hui smiled brightly and kept thanking the audience who shouted happy birthday.

Zhang Lin echoed: "Today's Little New Year's Eve is Kang Shuai's birthday. Let's all wish him together~~"

"Happy birthday."

The blessings came out in unison, and Kang Hui bowed in thanks.

After getting up, he glanced at Zhang Lin and said, "I heard that Xiaoni still really wants to join this group.

Didn’t I just celebrate my 48th birthday? How about I quit and you join? "

Zhang Lin joined in and said hurriedly: "In this case, it's better for me to quit, I quit, because I feel that I am so young and not suitable to form a boy group with the old babies, so I will quit too."

Kang Hui smiled and said: "Then we both quit and you can play by yourself!"

Pulling him, Nichromati shook his head and said: "I join you and quit. This decision is too hasty and inappropriate.

No one should be missing, okay? "

At the end, look towards the audience.

Naturally, the audience gave their full support and cheered loudly together.

With a proud smile, Nichromemat pointed at Kang Hui and said, "The second word is Kang Lin, the third word is Sa Baining, and the fourth word is what?"

The audience yelled "Ni Chrome Maiti", while Zhang Lin made trouble and shouted "Ouyang Xia Dan". Xiao Ni was so angry that he almost kicked him away.

The audience also burst out laughing. This Ouyang Xia Dancue is very spiritual.

Adding "perfect" again, Xiao Ni led the rhythm and said: "We agreed to take stock at the end of the year, so how about we let you two play against each other on our stage?"

The audience cheered in unison.

Zhang Lin frowned and said, "How can I stop Teacher Kanghui?"

"how to say?"

Pointing at Kang Hui, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "He is already so mellow, everyone calls him~"

Raising the microphone, Kang Hui said domineeringly: "Are you the ones holding me back? The years are holding me back."

"Oh, that's beautifully said!"

Nichromemaiti smiled and praised, Zhang Lin took advantage of the opportunity and said: "So, the years are like a handful of pine cones, feeding Kang Shuai~"

He was talking and laughing, drawing a cute big face with his hands.

Suddenly, the word "little squirrel" appeared in the barrage with laughter.

Kang Hui has actually been called Little Squirrel for a long time.

When he first joined CCTV, countless people were impressed by his high nose bridge, pointed chin, thin oval face, and super fashionable middle-parted perm hairstyle.

Compared with the current teacher Kang Hui, the oval face has become the Chinese character face.

Even the 45-degree angle of his vlog looks very much like a photo of a squirrel.

Therefore, although people often say that "time is a pig-killing knife", or "time is a handful of pig feed".

But after Kang Hui's handsome photos from 20 years ago were on the hot search last year, a certain netizen made this amazing comment: "Time is like a handful of pine cones."

This comment was artificially pinned to the top, and the little squirrel became Kang Hui’s nickname.

Others tried to explain from a scientific perspective: Could it be that Kang Hui talks too much as a host, so the squirrel muscles are particularly developed?
Zhang Lin personally commented: In this case, it should be considered a work-related injury.

Amid laughter, Nichromemaiti said: "2016 has passed, what unforgettable things have you done to each other?"

Kang Hui said some positive things and said with a smile: "Zhang Lin should have many memorable things. 2016 is of great significance to him."

Nichromemaiti nodded.

The patriotic and upright boy who was born in 2016 is really a phenomenal newcomer. He is so popular that it is unexpected.

All year-end reviews last year were inseparable from him.

Some year-end reviews even called 2016 - Zhang Linnian.

Holding up the microphone, Zhang Lin smiled and said: "What impressed me most last year was the launch of CCTV news emoticons.

Reporter Xiao Zhang wishes you a happy new year, making your emoticons no longer the same, but more down-to-earth, and closely related to the reporter’s life scenes.

Reporter Xiaoji and I wish everyone a happy New Year and good luck. "

With a smile, Nichrome asked: "After becoming the blueprint for the first AI virtual anchor, you are also fortunate to be the first emoticon host. Isn't it an honor?"

"You have to ask how I feel about being the first CCTV news anchor to meet the audience in the form of emoticons. I can only hide my face and cry. No, I cry with joy."

Seeing Zhang Lin's reaction, Kang Hui promptly retracted his glaring expression and returned to his calm and kind demeanor.

The audience was amused and really enjoyed this couple Kang Lin's CP.

The comment areas of CCTV.com, CCTV, and CCTV live news channels were filled with praise.

"As long as you knock Kang Lin, we will be friends through life and death!"

"Kangkang's elegance and Zhang Lin's talent will last me a lifetime [like] [call]"

"Armored Man: The indestructible armor of labor and capital cracked [doge] on its own after hearing "Kang Lin""

“It’s really not us who knocked first, it was CCTV who knocked first (seriously)”

"It was an interview. Wen Jing said the first half of the sentence, and the second half was said by another person, saying that there was always a young man living in Kang Hui's heart, and that young man was Zhang Lin."

"Every time Kang Shuai looks at Lin'er, he is tender, doting and smiling. It's so true."

"From Qing Tao to Kang Lin, CCTV can't hide [the rat]"

"..."

Zhang Lin didn't know the devil's comment section at this time, sighed, and kept saying: "Good-looking people will one day be made into emoticons.

At this moment, my heart is shattered, no, it’s surging.

Finally I want to say something;
I think Teacher Kang Hui is more suitable for making emoticons than me. "

As he spoke, he put on a classic 45-degree pose and imitated Kang Hui perfectly: "For example, Teacher Kang Hui posted a lot of vlogs last year."

hahaha~~~
Seeing this middle-aged man's classic photo pose, the whole audience burst into laughter.

However, Kang Hui's video diary was very popular last year, with each issue receiving millions of views.

Through the lens, he allowed fans and viewers to have a glimpse of the mysterious CCTV News Center.

Amid laughter, Zhang Lin said with an exaggerated expression: "That's so popular, that face is all over the screen, no, that one is full of good reviews."

After rolling his eyes and smiling elegantly, Kang Hui laughed at himself: "It's true that his face fills the whole screen, but his arms are only so long anyway."

"Could it be that no one gave Teacher Kang Hui a selfie stick?" Zhang Lin shrugged and spread his hands, with a confused expression.

Nichromemaiti smiled and said: "Teacher Kang Hui, have you ever used the face slimming function?"

Kang Hui shook his head, and Zhang Lin on the side said: "Teacher Kang Hui, you are indeed following the trend, but you also have to use some tools.

In this way, people will no longer call you a cute little squirrel (raised eyebrows and smiled)"

hahaha~~
Shaking his head with a smile, Kang Hui used the method of scheduling, which immediately silenced the jumping monkey Zhang Lin.

Xiao Ni said with a smile: "I have another suggestion, that is, the classmate Sa who is not here today does not need the face slimming function.

But now I discovered that there is a function called the leg lengthening function.

Every time he goes on stage, everyone knows that he must wear those height-increasing insoles.

That is, in addition to internal heightening, there is also external heightening.

Can you believe it? His leather shoes look like women's high heels, with such long heels. "

The poor Taoist Taoist friend's smile was revealed, and Nichromemaiti, who had a good relationship with Sa Baining, made an inch gesture.

hahaha~~~
Looking at the main camera, Xiao Ni said loudly: "Don't work so hard. When you go on stage, use the function of lengthening your legs, and you can easily become 1.8 meters tall in seconds."

After saying that, he turned around and said with a smile: "Okay, let's not talk about classmate Sa. Teacher Kang Hui, let's take a look at him and talk about his changes."

Zhang Lin showed a shy smile, looking like a good baby.

Kang Hui raised the microphone and said in a magnetic voice: "Since I met Zhang Lin in 2016, I feel that he has become more and more warm-hearted.

He used his jokes to help so many people wear long johns successfully, and he was awarded the title of God of War for long johns. "

Amid laughter, Kang Hui learned to rhyme: "I advise you to wear long johns when you go. You won't shake when the cold wave comes. As long as you don't look too fat, you have to wear long johns."

From "Common Concern", "World Football", to Bilibili becoming the first broadcast of CCTV, now it is a strange flower among CCTV boys. "

Tilting his head, Nichromati said: "Teacher Kang Hui, you surprised me. It turns out that you also learned to single-bet.

It seems that netizens are right, all members of the press center have been transformed into Zhang Lin. "

Nichromemaiti's words made many people laugh.

Indeed, since Zhang Lin joined "Common Concern", other hosts in the news center have experienced human-to-human transmission, and they have also made jokes to test the sign language teacher.

Especially Zhu Guangquan.

After being unexpectedly "discovered" by Zhang Lin, this big shot newly joined "Common Attention" and became another sign language teacher's nightmare.

His jokes and Zhang Lin were instantly popular and were hailed as the two wonders of the news channel.

There are even many netizens who hope that Uncle Quan will be included in CCTV Boys.

While the memory box was churning, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "The point is not to single-bet, the point is to praise me as a wonder of Langyuan."

With a look of disgust on his face, Nichromati looked at Kang Hui and said, "Zhang Lin lets himself go so freely. As his direct leader, don't you care about him?" "I will also give him some advice."

Nodding, Kang Hui smiled and said: "For example, some time ago, he went crazy for some reason and kept saying in the office that my fate is up to me and I can't help it.

One day I couldn't stand listening anymore, so I said: Is your fate up to you?
Your fate is up to me, and you belong in the live broadcast room. "

hahaha~~
The whole audience was amused by this sentence and laughed like crazy. The real domineering president came online.

Xiao Ni looked stunned. Kang Squirrel just now was so handsome.

Zhang Lin smiled and controlled the scene: "Indeed, the live broadcast room is the battlefield for our journalists.

Of course, many of our colleagues have opened up new battlefields and achieved new results in 2016.

For example, last year our new column "Anchor Talks about Hookup".

Kang Shuai often appears in this column.

Although the news is still the same, the language style is very down-to-earth, such as "no zuo no die", "making people angry", "master of rhetoric", and "Kang Hui is very handsome". "

"I never said that."

Kang Hui quickly corrected his posture and refuted the rumors.

After laughing, Zhang Lin said: "That's why netizens said that they didn't expect you to be such a naughty Kang Hui."

"In "Anchor Talks Hookup", we are obviously so serious about what we say, why do people think it is naughty?"

Amidst laughter, Kang Hui explained: "Later I thought about it and understood it, because the idea came from Zhang Lin.

He himself has a mischievous and mischievous temperament, inherited from his senior brother Xiao Sa.

But as long as what we say resonates with everyone, it’s popular. "

Everyone nodded in unison and praised CCTV News for its various measures to embrace young people.

Kang Hui kept saying: "Look, there were many such trends in 2016, and there is an old song that expresses what everyone has in common.

It became one of the most popular songs of the year, bar none.

Is this the song? "

As he spoke, he looked at Zhang Lin.

The latter raised the microphone and sang loudly: "My motherland and I cannot be separated for a moment~"

Under the guidance of Zhang Lin, who opened his mouth and knelt down, the three sang together for a positive energy.

The three sang together for the first time, and the comments section immediately became abuzz.

"Ah ah ah ah ah open your mouth and kneel down"

“The broadcasting accents of these three people are so good.”

"This is not as funny as the Spring Festival Gala. The wall is cracking and asking CCTV boys to attend the Spring Festival Gala."

“I also think it looks better than the Spring Festival Gala.”

"Your fate is up to me, no matter what, you belong in the live broadcast room!"

"Two words Kanghui, three words Sabaining, four words Nichromemaiti, five words patriotic, upright and upright boy"

"Kang Shuai, Smiling Brother, Linrap, Nichromat Dancer, CCTV Boys Officially Debuted"

Amidst the dense praises, the three of them smiled and said a lot of blessings, showing off their Spring Festival Gala style.

After finishing speaking, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "Just now I thought of a book I was studying recently. Wow, a literary masterpiece, the name is - "Average Score"."

Kang Hui shook his head hurriedly.

Zhang Lin enthusiastically introduced: "It's Teacher Kang Hui's new book. Didn't you expect it?"

Many viewers showed expressions of shock and surprise.

Because I remember reading it in some news, the sales volume and reputation of the book "Average Score" are quite good, ranking at the top of the annual sales list.

Zhang Lin kept saying: “This book conveys a value to young people, and every young person should think about it after 2016.

How are we doing?
How much have we gained?
How much have we lost?

In 2016, we will get rid of the highest score and the lowest score, and together we will continue to improve our own average score in the new year. "

wow~
When the words of this great competition-style speech fell, the audience was filled with cheers and applause.

In the live comment area, countless people said they would buy it immediately.

This wave of endorsements will add fuel to the fire to Kang Hui’s book.

Nichromemaiti smiled and said: "Teacher Kang Hui, what are your New Year's resolutions for Zhang Lin?"

"Be a good sign language teacher!"

Turning around and looking at Zhang Lin, Kang Hui said nonsensically: "Today, we have also invited eight sign language teachers from the news channel. Now please give me a round of applause."

"I have something to do, I'm leaving first~"

Jun's face turned pale, and Zhang Lin turned around and left.

Amidst the laughter, Nichromemaiti grabbed him and said with a smile: "Look, I scared you, I lied to you~"

He smiled and looked at Kang Hui, put his hand on Zhang Lin's shoulder and said, "What's your impression of Teacher Kang Hui after joining the news channel?"

After thinking about it, Zhang Lin picked up the microphone and said: "Speaking of my impression of Kang Shuai, I gave him two book titles.

One is "20 Hosts You Can't Miss in Your Lifetime", and the other is "600 Examples of Broadcasting and Hosting". "

While countless people were getting goosebumps, Zhang Lin smiled and praised: "He is a textbook, very standard news anchor."

oh oh oh~~
Amid the roaring cheers, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "Hey, Kang Shuai, you see we have been flirting with each other for a long time, shouldn't we also flirt with Teacher Xiaoni?"

"Today I am the host, moving on to the next step."

To make it funny, Nichromemaiti earnestly begged: "Pan me? Can you let me debut as a group after the panning?"

Kang Hui said with a smile on his face: "Let's finish the business first and then talk."

This sentence was inexplicably funny and made the audience laugh out loud again.

Nodding, Xiao Ni introduced himself: "To be honest, this should be my hardest year in 33 years. I..."

Kang Hui raised his eyebrows and said in surprise, "Xiao Ni, you are already 33!"

Xiao Ni, whose expression was frozen and still bald in his thirties, was injured by a successful critical attack.

Zhang Lin added the knife: "Are you hiding your age?"

"All right!"

Giving up treatment for the sake of the group, Xiao Ni said loudly: "This is the hardest year I have worked hard in my 48 years.

In addition to being kicked out of the group by the CCTV boys, I was not even given a non-staff member. "

Regret said, looking up at the two of them and saying, "Am I qualified to be a member of CCTV Boys now?"

Zhang Lin didn't look at him, raised his fingers and said: "Look, Liu Bang met three people and finally won the world;

Tang Monk met three people and finally obtained the true scripture;

Xiaoni met three people and was eventually removed from the group chat haha~"

Hearing these words of gloating, Xiao Ni pursed his lips with a sad and indignant expression on his face, writing that it was a wrong payment after all!

Kang Hui did not forget his original intention and continued to say: "It doesn't matter whether we are a group or not. How about you go solo, Xiaoni?"

"New Year adds heartbreak, Kang Hui is right."

Clenching his fist hard, Zhang Lin laughed.

The two people sang together, causing Xiao Ni's pupils to tremble and he was stunned on the spot.

"Thank you everyone and happy new year, bye bye~"

Looking at the two people walking off the stage, Nichromemaiti shook his head and sighed: "Xiao Ni, I am really heartbroken. It turns out that I am not worthy of the CCTV boys."

hahaha~~
Amidst the laughter, Long Zhan, who was smiling silly at the edge of the stage, shouted: "It's okay, Xiaoni, there's me, come back soon~"

Stomping his feet in annoyance, Nichromemaiti said loudly: "Applause goes to Kang Hui and Zhang Lin. Next, applause goes to CCTV boys for bringing out the group's debut song."

"This may be the most standard-pronunciated RAP. The CCTV boys sang together for the first time - "Follow me and pronounce the words correctly"

Long Zhan followed the warm introduction and applauded: "Welcome."

Boom~~
I originally thought it was a cross talk show, but the audience who watched it with gusto were reluctant to leave. The surprise came so unexpectedly.

Amid the roaring cheers, Kang Hui and Zhang Lin, who had just stepped down, returned to the stage.

The three of them stood shoulder to shoulder, with Kang Hui firmly occupying the C position.

Immediately, a pleasant melody played.

At the same time, a line of subtitles appeared——

["Follow me and pronounce the words correctly" Lyrics/Composer: Zhang Lin, Arranger: Zhang Lin, Singer: CCTV Boys]

Seeing Zhang Lin showing off his talent, all his fans couldn't help but burst into tears.

Ever since Zhang Lin became famous in the Chinese music scene, do you know how heartbroken they have been waiting for new songs?
"Look at all the mountains being red, follow me and pronounce the words in a clear and correct tone, and go in flat, and you will be a young man with high spirits~"

(End of this chapter)