Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

Chapter 155 Zhang Lin’s brain is simply inhuman
Really, the pitch-black tunnel was empty, and it was too dark to see anything.

The monkey cart behind me made a creaking sound, and when I turned my head to look around, I could see the hazy and faint feeling that a monster was chasing me.

If you put this kind of game in a city amusement park, you wouldn’t be able to play it if you don’t have 200 yuan per round.

After Xinqi arrived at the place, master Zhao Zhengshan arrived soon after.

After asking if it was fun, Zhang Lin nodded with a smile and said with a smile: "The working surface is below, we still have to walk 500 meters."

"This is really deep, master, what is my mission today?"

"Today I will give you the simplest and easiest task. Let's go. You will know later~"

Following Zhao Zhengshan, walking across the narrow iron bridge and the dark shaft, Zhang Lin saw how mining was done in state-owned coal mines.

[The crusher is ready to start, please pay attention to the staff. 】

In the electronic prompt sound, as soon as the terrifying machine is turned on, the hard ore is crushed. The beauty of the machine is fully reflected at this moment.

All they, the coal miners, need to do is streamline and crush large chunks of coal onto conveyor belts.

When he came to a working platform, Master Zhao showed him how to work.

The process is to use a shovel to pound the coal, crush it into pieces, and then use a shovel to shovel it onto the conveyor belt next to it.

In a passage with a width of three meters, a length of five meters is required to complete the task.

After swallowing his saliva and enduring the strong wind and noise caused by the machine's startup, Zhang Lin visually inspected the amount of work. It was really not small at all.

If this is to be pulled by a car, it would probably require a small truck!
However, since he came here, thinking that he would get 1000 million yuan in notice fees and the master's salary was only a few thousand yuan, Zhang Lin nodded and agreed without any hesitation.

But when he really threw off his arms and started doing it, he realized that advancing one meter was a luxury.

Because he has never done this kind of work before, he doesn't know how to swing a shovel, and he can't use his skill.

It was obvious that all his strength was used, but when the shovel finally collided with the coal mine, it either knocked off or skidded.

When I use a shovel to shovel coal, I always get stuck in the coal mine and cannot move, which is a waste of energy every time.

After he found some tricks, his arms no longer had much strength for work, and his whole body turned black, looking particularly embarrassed.

After an hour and a half, I tried my best to dig 1.8 meters.

Sitting on the ground, gasping for breath, Zhang Lin picked up the water bag he had chosen before. He wanted to unscrew the lid, but then he felt that his hands were too weak to exert strength, and his arms were so painful that he couldn't lift them up.

He grinned and groaned, then lowered his arms dejectedly.

Upon seeing this, Master Zhao helped open it and sat next to him.

He took it and took a cautious sip. Zhang Lin, whose whole body was blackened by soot and only his eyes and teeth were shining, felt a little depressed.

Patting him on the shoulder, Master Zhao said comfortingly: "Not bad, not bad, you performed quite well today!"

Turning his head, Zhang Lin smiled bitterly and said: "Master, I still said what I said before coming in.

It's not that I'm a coward or anything.

Really, since I was a child, my life has been reading, reading, reading.

After graduating from college and joining CCTV, I basically did the job at hand and never did any hard work.

To be honest, if I hadn't exercised regularly, I really don't think I could dig 0.2 meters. "

Nodding, Master Zhao, who looked equally embarrassed but calm, bared his big white teeth and said with a smile: "You're doing well, keep getting up and working, hurry up, or you won't be able to keep up with the progress, hurry up (snarl)."

With his eyes widened, Zhang Lin smiled bitterly and said: "I thought you would let me continue to rest after I shouted for so long, so stop doing it!"

"How can you not do it, hurry up, hurry up~~"

The master was so unkind, Zhang Lin could only smile bitterly, put on the dust mask, stood up, bared his teeth, picked up the shovel, and struck coal.

After more than half an hour, seeing that he was really unmotivated, Master Zhao 'suggested' to change his job.

Then for more than five hours, Zhang Lin experienced streamlined and eye-catching work in the mine.

Especially when it came to drilling holes on the excavation surface, the drill weighing hundreds of kilograms was pressed against his chest, causing pain all over his body.

After finishing one eye with the help of the master, my tired legs were weak.

The program team is not going to let him stop yet, saying that he will not be less than eight hours and one minute.

No, while he was drinking the little water left, he asked Master Zhao to arrange a food delivery task for him.

After struggling to get back to the ground, with a meal bag weighing more than 80 kilograms on his back, Zhang Lin got on the monkey cart and slid down to the work surface.

On a steep slope, because the lunch bag on his back was too heavy, he accidentally fell to the ground.

I don't know whether it was because he was too tired or because he thought of his decadent self in his previous life. Zhang Lin, who was lying on his back, felt emotionally broken and burst into tears.

Subconsciously wipe it with the back of your hand.

But there is no clean place anywhere on my body.

As soon as the back of his hand brushed against him, his eyes soon became muddy, and he looked extremely embarrassed under the camera.

At the same time, Sa Baining, who was almost hit to death by a stone when cleaning up the cliff faced a rockfall crisis, was hoisted up and burst into tears with emotion on his cheeks.

It can be said that compared to the lotus root pulling work of Hua Shao and Yue Yunpeng, and the stick work of Le Jia and Sha Yi, the most tiring and dangerous work today was done by the two CCTV men.

Maybe Ba Ba was also afraid that the celebrities in the entertainment industry would not be able to accept it, so he tormented the two of them hard in the first issue to show off the internal entertainment.

After all, I sent my first brother and the prince to death, so you guys should stop being so whiny!
After adjusting his mood for a while, Zhang Lin got up again with difficulty and rode the monkey cart to the work surface.

Master Zhao, who arrived a step earlier, saw him like this and said with a smile, "Why are you still crying?"

"I'm a little excited thinking that I'm about to complete the task. I'm causing you trouble, trouble!"

Patting Zhang Lin's shoulder as he got off the monkey cart, Master Zhao bared his big white teeth and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, I will never forget you as my apprentice, hehehe!"

Zhang Lin tightened the meal delivery bag on his back and said with a wry smile: "As long as you don't think that my apprentice is embarrassing you!"

Shaking his head, Master Zhao said seriously: "Really, although you don't know how to work, you still grit your teeth and endure it no matter how hard or tired you are. This is really remarkable among young people~"

Some were moved and sniffed, Zhang Lin's smile was uglier than crying.

For the first time since time travel, he felt like a waste.

If there was an end of the world or a biological crisis or something like this, the first batch of people to die would be so-called young people like him who are not diligent in their limbs and cannot separate grains!

Sighing, Zhang Lin finally completed the 200-hour mission of going down to the mine after carrying two meals in a row, carrying a total weight of almost 8 kilograms.

He took off his helmet and with a loud sound, he collapsed to the ground in a large shape.

The cameraman hurried forward and took a picture of his embarrassing and ugly scene.

The ten most handsome faces in the Asia-Pacific region. At this moment, they are all coal miners, with no trace of handsomeness at all.

However, everyone in the dining area applauded under the leadership of Master Zhao.

"He is a good young man, and he is not bad at all."

"I didn't expect that I could persevere. When I went to the mine for the first time, I didn't even persevere."

Listening to these compliments, Zhang Lin stretched his legs and then became silent.

If it weren't for the photographer taking the picture, the program team would have thought he had burped!

If something happens, would two hundred million be enough to compensate?
After all, he was a young man. He lay on the ground and rested for a while. The hungry Zhang Lin struggled to get up smelling the aroma of rice.

Perhaps knowing that his hands were shaking and he couldn't hold the chopsticks, Master Zhao grinned and took out a spoon from the lunch bag.

After getting along with him for a day, he became more and more comfortable facing this big star.

"Thank you, master, thank you~"

Taking the spoon with trembling hands, Zhang Lin devoured it in big mouthfuls, not caring about the soot around his mouth.

After eating like this, I finally joined everyone in the conversation.

I heard them talking about the deepest mine in the world, which is the "Gate to Hell" Kola drilling hole dug by former Maozi.

This well dug 12263 meters, which was unprecedented at the time and was once the deepest well in the world.

But then drilling suddenly stopped.

This abnormal behavior inevitably caused some rumors in the outside world.

Among them, the most talked-about one is the "Gate of Hell".

The so-called door to hell was opened by the former Maoist team of scientists who drilled more than 1 meters.

From this, an extremely strange sound of wailing and screaming was heard, which was called the sound of hell.

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Seeing Zhang Lin looking over, Master Zhao smiled and said: "Zhang Lin, do you believe this?" After a sigh, Zhang Lin shook his head and said: "In the future, I want to join the party or be a CCTV host. We want materialism and science. myth."

"Scientific myth? How scientific?"

Hearing this, one of the more social-minded workers smiled and asked: "Zhang Lin, do you think if there is a hell, does the Lord of Hell live in the mantle or the core?"

After thinking for a while, Zhang Lin replied carefully in front of the camera: "It should be the core of the earth.

Because the mantle has thermal convection movements, it is easy to eject the Lord of Hell in the event of a volcanic eruption. "

hahaha~~
Seeing Zhang Lin's serious and hard-core answer, the workers eating underground and the film crew couldn't help laughing.

The worker smiled and asked: "In terms of scientific mythology, does the Thunder God and Lightning Mother produce alternating current or direct current?"

Smiling, Zhang Lin said without thinking about this question: "We use alternating current in our daily lives. We, the land of China, do not cultivate idle gods. The thunder and lightning must use alternating current."

After that, he gave me a look that you knew.

Giving a thumbs up, the worker was obviously a fan of Journey to the West and continued to ask: "Can you tell how high the true fire of Samadhi is?

If it makes sense, it can be explained scientifically.

I don't care about my deep hatred for my wife being snatched away by you, but will I be a fan of you for the rest of my life? (laugh)"

Laughing out loud, Zhang Lin didn't expect to meet his girlfriend's fans underground.

Sure enough, Ba Ba’s nationality is everywhere!

He looked at the other party with a smile, pondered for a moment, and said: "To be more precise, Sun Wukong is a stone monkey. You should know this, so his main ingredients are silica and calcium carbonate.

The melting point of silica is 1723 degrees Celsius, and it has not refined Sun Wukong, so this is the upper limit of Samadhi True Fire.

But you have to remember, what did Sun Wukong get in the alchemy furnace?
Yes, fiery eyes.

According to scientific experiments, silica will vitrify at 1180 degrees Celsius.

Therefore, the temperature of the true fire of Samadhi should be between 1180-1723 degrees Celsius.

Moreover, the hardness of silica is higher than that of bronze. So you know why Sun Wukong is invulnerable, right?
Before the Tang Dynasty, weapons were still mainly made of copper and iron. Even if they were chopped, they could not chop down silicon dioxide weapons. "

After that, under the dumbfounded expression of the worker, he laughed and said: "It's the 21st century, we want to fight the myth of materialism and promote science."

The worker raised his thumbs up in admiration and expressed his submission.

At this time, Master Zhao curiously asked: "Then why didn't Sun Wukong escape from Tathagata's palm?"

After thinking about it, Zhang Lin put down his lunch box and said: "500 years after Sun Wukong made a fuss in the sky, it was the Tang Dynasty, so when he made a fuss in the sky, it was the Han Dynasty.

At that time, the length of one mile in the Han Dynasty was 1 meters, and one step of Sun Wukong was one hundred and eight thousand miles, which was calculated to be about 415.8 kilometers.

The sky has 33 levels, one level is 30.3 kilometers, so the Heavenly Palace is about 1000 kilometers high.

The radius of the earth is 6371 kilometers. Calculated based on the circumference of a circle, with the center of the earth as the center and the radius from the center of the earth to the palace of heaven, the circumference of a circle is about 45000 kilometers.

Therefore, Sun Wukong returned to the starting point after circling the earth once. "

"real or fake?"

It was so funny that Zhang Lin looked at the cute master and said, "Of course it's a lie. How can it be true?"

Oh nod, Master Zhao took a big mouthful of rice.

The fan of Wang Bingbing said: "That's awesome. Zhang Lin, your brain is too weak to do physical work. You should be put in a place like school."

After saying that, he paused for a moment and said sincerely: "Sure enough, only you are worthy of Wang Bingbing."

After a sigh, Zhang Lin corrected him: "Can you stop being so disgusting? I don't deserve it. It's clearly Wang Bingbing who chases me."

"You need a face!"

"Hahaha, okay, okay, let's go together for love!"

Nodding and looking at this guy, Zhang Lin smiled and scolded: "My serious girlfriend, I still want to see your face, I'm so angry, ah ah ah."

With his face covered in soot, Wang Bingbing's fans rolling their eyes looked particularly obvious and funny.

Seeing this, the workers laughed.

After eating a meal together that was not hygienic but tasted quite delicious, Zhang Lin ended the recording of the first episode of "The Great Challenge".

Returning to the ground, while the memory was still fresh, I accepted an interview with the program team.

"It's been a long time since I cried in front of a stranger, let alone a group of strangers!"

"I just suddenly had a feeling that life is so difficult. People are really struggling to survive. Every ordinary career shows greatness."

After the interview, Dirty Thumbs Up took photos with the master and with the workers who came after hearing the news.

After a busy day, it was already past seven o'clock in the afternoon. After washing, Zhang Lin said goodbye to Master Zhao again and got on the return car.

The next day, in the capital, at home.

During the video chat, Wang Bingbing saw her boyfriend holding a glass of water and looking like he was shaking because he had no energy to drink. Wang Bingbing asked with concern: "Hey, why are your hands shaking?"

"Hey, don't mention it. I was exhausted from recording "The Great Challenge" yesterday. I dug coal for eight hours and my muscles all over my body are still sore!"

Rubbing each other's arms, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "But after this pain is over, my physical fitness should improve."

Wang Bingbing opened her eyes in shock and said in disbelief: "Variety shows allow you to dig coal for eight hours. What do they do to attract the audience?"

"What else could it be, to torture celebrities!"

"Then you can't abuse your own family!"

While muttering, Wang Bingbing picked up her phone and searched for "The Great Challenge" to search for some Reuters information from the Internet.

Unexpectedly, a search actually found it for her.

This is a 1-minute trailer released by the program team.

[The six challengers who came to Tianmen Mountain in Zhangjiajie to film the first episode of "The Great Challenge" thought it would be a relaxing and enjoyable episode. ]
A happy dance scene plays.

Seeing the uncoordinated dance of her boyfriend's limbs, Wang Bingbing couldn't help but chuckle.

Zhang Lin on the opposite side asked in confusion: "What do you mean when you laugh suddenly?"

Glancing at the tablet standing on the table and looking at her boyfriend in the screen, Wang Bingbing smiled sweetly and said, "Look at the trailer. The program team has already released the trailer."

"Oh, really?"

Nodding, Zhang Lin said while drinking water: "Then take a look and tell me how the cut went."

As he spoke, the CCTV-style narration sounded again.

[I am very sorry to tell you that your sightseeing trip ends here]
[The first episode of The Great Challenge, the real theme is extreme part-time work. ]
In the BGM that suddenly became compact, Sa Baoning was the first to come into view.

He was sweating profusely, squatting on the ground holding a tissue, sobbing and wiping his tears, and immediately hugged a cleaner who climbed up from the cliff.

Next, there are several dangerous scenes of him working as a cliff cleaner.

Then there is the scene of Lejia and Shayi carrying bags through the streets;

It was a miserable scene of Mr. Hua and Yue Yunpeng rolling in the mud.

Watching them running around Chongqing carrying big bags and struggling to pull out lotus roots from the quagmire, Wang Bingbing felt the show crew's determination to torture celebrities.

The last one was Zhang Lin.

In the quiet and dark tunnel, Zhang Lin, with his face and body covered in jet black, was lying on the ground, his eyes dull and sniffing, letting his tears roll down.

In close-ups, all the subtle expressions of his face can be seen.

Chapped and flaky lips, a tired look...

After knowing each other for so long, Wang Bingbing thinks she can tell clearly whether her boyfriend is really crying or fake crying.

Seeing Zhang Lin crying after obviously suppressing his emotions for a long time, her heart couldn't help but tighten, and a feeling of distress arose spontaneously.

Next, there are several close-ups of Zhang Lin digging coal, drilling holes, and carrying bags.

Finally, the perspective was fixed on the miserable scene of Zhang Lin collapsed on the ground covered with cinders in a large shape, sweating all over his body, and black water dripping from his dirty forehead.

[The dirtiest, most tiring, most difficult and most dangerous, where will the six challengers go? ]
'No wonder he has muscle pain all over his body. How can he not feel pain when he is so tired? '

Uncontrollably, tears welled up in Wang Bingbing's distressed eyes.

Zhang Lin, who was rubbing his arms, saw this scene and asked with concern: "Why are you still crying?
Is the program trailer cut so well? "

(End of this chapter)