Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

Chapter 164 Yang Young’s funny interview with the captain’s assistant
Turning her head in astonishment, Wang Bingbing said in surprise: "Live broadcast? Is this live broadcast?"

"Yes, live broadcast, exclusive visit!"

After being stunned for a moment, Wang Bingbing turned around and smiled bitterly: "If I had known it was a live broadcast, I wouldn't have been so crazy!"

Looking at the embarrassed Wang Bingbing, fans watching the live broadcast laughed like crazy.

“Bingbing is so cute and beautiful when she is confused.”

“I was so high that I didn’t even notice it was a live broadcast.”

"Zhang Lin, your wife is so cute [single doge]"

“Netizens these days generally have a bad drinking habit [wristed mouth]”

“One bottle of Huoxiang Zhengqi water can’t contain more alcohol.”

"The name Wang Bingbing is really difficult to write. It's not that the strokes are cumbersome. It's just that when I write it, I have to include four parts of dusk, three parts of moonlight, two parts of tipsiness, and one part of her cuteness."

"Zhang Lin: My girlfriend, please respect yourself."

"Zhang Gou and I swear to be incompatible"

"..."

Zhang Lin naturally didn't know the ridicule from netizens.

All the way to the chief director's office, he was pulled into a conference room before he even sat down.

Looking at the CCTV video log that had been set up and the light sign of Mengniu, the title sponsor, Zhang Lin knew that they couldn't wait.

He sat down on the chair, smiled and comforted: "It's okay, we still have plenty of time, there's no need to be in such a hurry!"

"Brother, the material has been shot for more than 500 hours. Since you haven't recorded the captain video yet, we can only backlog it, which seriously affects the subsequent publicity~~"

Listening to the director's resentful voice, Zhang Lin smiled dryly and touched his nose.

It seems that I am not as interested in the program as others!

Thinking to himself, he said generously: "Okay, you can squeeze me as hard as you can today. Is that okay?"

"Okay, okay~"

The director smiled as expected, nodded and bowed, "Teacher Sa will be here later, and Zhang Linqian will interview him according to the procedure."

With an OK gesture, Zhang Lin sat down and turned over the script.

After about ten minutes, the staff opened the door and said that Sa Ning was here.

"Okay, everyone, get ready and start shooting~"

Listening to the director's instructions, Zhang Lin sat upright.

Almost as soon as he sat down, the door of the conference room opened from the outside.

Looking up, I saw Sa Baining walking in wearing a long windbreaker and holding a folder in his hand.

He looked around for a moment, then looked at Zhang Lin and said, "Are you having an interview here?"

"Yes, please come in."

Putting one hand on the table, Zhang Lin nodded in a handsome gesture.

Standing still without moving, Sa Baoning asked doubtfully: "Did I go to the wrong room?"

Sure enough, Zhang Lin secretly said, exhaling a burst of hot breath from his nose, "Yes, it's right here."

"Isn't it?"

With a look of confusion on his face, Sa Baining said playfully: "Didn't you say that the four captains should greet each other and bow at ninety degrees? There is no such thing?"

"I have everything in my dream. Please come in. Please don't lose the opportunity for an interview just because you want to show your presence."

"Really not, your interview standards are not good enough!"

With disgust in his mouth, Sa Baining still walked in.

When he was approaching, he suddenly bowed ninety degrees towards Zhang Lin.

puff~
The hand he was holding on slipped, and Zhang Lin, with his eyes wide open, hurriedly stood up.

Whether it was his own psychology or the fear of being criticized verbally and verbally by fans, as a younger brother, he did not dare to accept this great gift.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he was shaken up, Sa Baining suddenly made a leg-stretching movement.

He groaned in comfort, raised his head and said humbly: "Don't get me wrong, I just sat for a long time, I want to relax my muscles."

"I've never been so speechless! There's drama everywhere!"

After whispering and complaining, Zhang Lin sat down again and shook his head: "Please give me the file?"

"Little brother, what do you call me?"

The evil plot succeeded, Sa Baining smiled and said hello with his hands behind his back.

Looking up at him, Zhang Lin said seriously: "Let me tell you first, this is the interview meeting for the assistant captain of "Young Summer".

Have you brought the information? "

"You mean resume?"

Seeing Zhang Lin nod, Sa Baoning handed over the folder in his hand: "I just prepared a random one, just take a look at it."

Zhang Lin opened it face to face, and it was all blank paper as expected.

"You're really good at this!"

Tucao raised his eyes as he spoke, and saw Sa Baining unbuttoning his windbreaker and then pulling it apart in front of him.

Suddenly, various blue signs inside came into view.

If you look closely, you can see his classic programs such as "Today's Statement", "The Great Challenge", "Challenge the Impossible" and "Let's Talk".

Seeing this scene, Zhang Lin swallowed involuntarily.

The employees hiding in the corner were laughing crazily.

For a moment, the four words "As expected of you" appeared crazily in everyone's mind.

Feeling the effect of the program, Zhang Lin simply fell in love with Teacher Xiao Sa.

It’s so funny!

If this is broadcast, wouldn't it be a famous scene?
Sa Baoning, who took off his windbreaker and wore a suit and leather shoes, said with a smile: "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, I'm a very low-key person, and I'm usually not like this.

I'm just afraid that sometimes it takes too much time to introduce yourself, so this is the simplest and most convenient way.

I will share some of my past experiences, ah, you know~
Oh, you don't understand.

Not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning. "

This is the old Versa!
Nodding lightly from time to time on his face, Zhang Lin said: "Okay, first of all, please introduce yourself for one minute."

With a stiff face, Sa Baoning said speechlessly: "We've been chatting for three minutes, and you still don't know who I am?
Do I still have to introduce myself? "

With a professional smile on his face, Zhang Lin nodded and said, "Yes, this is our procedure."

Sitting down with a speechless look at the sky, Sa Baining raised his head and said: "Before I introduce myself for an hour, I would like to briefly describe it to you~"

Interrupting him, Zhang Lin reminded: "You only have one minute, please hurry up."

Nodding helplessly, Sa Baoning switched his broadcasting tone and said: "I am the host of the Comprehensive Channel of Decoration Station.

I can’t say that my name is well-known in Taiwan, (laughing), at least it’s well-known to everyone. "

Zhang Lin's tooth ached when he heard this, and he really wanted to hit this guy.

Really, Sa Suaning’s expression was so mean when he introduced himself!

Zhang Lin couldn't figure it out in his two lifetimes.

Why is Teacher Xiaosa still loved by the public sincerely even though he frequently makes mistakes?

I am afraid that in the entire host echelon of domestic entertainment, Mr. Xiao Sa is the only representative who is both solemn and humorous.

Seriously, hosting "Today's Statement" and "Host Contest" will not violate the rules;
If you compare it to something funny, you can instantly turn into a heart arsonist and burn the hearts of all men and women.

Moreover, driving like crazy will not make the public feel that it is inappropriate because of his status as a CCTV host.

This kind of talent really makes Zhang Lin envious!

With "Host Competition", "World Football", "Common Attention" and "Sixth Screening Room", he is currently the most popular CCTV king, with several times more fans than Sa Baining.

But if he drives like Sa Baining, the horse will collapse.

I can't learn!

After he finished speaking, he paused for a moment, and Sa Baoning leaned back and said, "Coming to participate in this interview is quite stressful for me.

Because I heard that the captain wanted to recruit their assistant captain.

I was just thinking about how I should let the three of them deal with it if I came to attend the interview and put too much pressure on them! "

The arrogance is really too arrogant!
Suppressing a smile and nodding, Zhang Lin raised his head and said, "Tell me what hidden skills you have. The captain's assistant stipulates that there are five skills."

"Oh," Sa Baining looked at him and asked, "Are five enough?"

"The more, the merrier!"

With a smile, Sa Baoning began to count on his fingers: "I can speak... learn... tease... sing... read, I can do everything."

"I need you to show it."

With a disgusted look at the youngest, who was not very addicted to official posts, Sa Baining cooperated and said: "It goes without saying, my earliest program was called "Today's Statement", and I talk about it every day.

Learning is mainly about imitation, right? "

Zhang Lin nodded.

Next, Sa Baining played a piece of "erhu" played by a skilled ventriloquist in Beijing, imitating the "erhu" performance of the blind man A Bing.

During the process, he also stopped to perform beatboxing and tuning, which made Zhang Lin really cry to death!
Please, don’t you want this level of detail!
Unable to listen, Sa Baining carefully put down the "erhu" and took off the round sunglasses that he had prepared before he could perform anything.

Rubbing his cheek, which ached from toothache, Zhang Lin said: "Okay, please use one sentence or one word to describe the captain you know." "Who are they?"

"Sister Moon."

Sa Baining groaned, and said with admiration on her face: "The moon represents my youth, and she is always with my children, so in my heart, Sister Moon is the youngest and most moving incarnation.

Moon, moon, more and more beautiful, choose me, choose me. "

This kid seems to have been sweet-talking since he was a child!
Mentally commenting, Zhang Lin nodded and said, "Okay, Kang Hui."

With his eyes widened, Sa Baoning said in surprise: "Oh, there's Kang Hui, haha!"

After receiving the confirmation, he clapped his hands excitedly and said, "Kang is passionate and Hui is humorous. Kang (seems) Hui Chang (is) very down-to-earth."

Holding back his smile, Zhang Lin said: "Nichromemat."

"Who?"

Sabine's face showed a black question mark.

Tapping his fingers on the table, Zhang Lin said: "Xiao Ni, Ni Chrome Maiti."

"Who?"

This time, Sa Baoning showed the face of an old man on the subway.

Looking at him, Zhang Lin raised his eyebrows and said, "So, you are not ready to answer, are you?"

"I've already answered it!"

Spreading his hands, Sa Baoning explained seriously: "I have already answered. My evaluation of Xiao Ni is just one word - who?"

"who is it?"

"Yes (laughing), this is my evaluation of him."

"It's not very harmful, but extremely insulting."

Zhang Lin couldn't help but laugh and said, "Okay, that's it. That's it for today's interview. It's all over. Thank you for your cooperation."

"Is that the end of it?"

"Correct."

"Don't you want an autograph? Or take a photo? I know your admiration for me is like the endless river~~"

Gritting his back teeth, Zhang Lin sent the narcissistic Sa Baining away.

After a while, the conference room was knocked again.

"Enter."

With a click, Tie Yi Feixuan Zhuang Xiaoying walked in.

Quickly walking closer, the girl roared in her trademark loud voice: "My name is Zhuang Xiaoying, and I am conducting an interview in front of you now."

Rubbing his ears, Zhang Lin grinned and motioned for her to sit down.

After sitting down as instructed, Zhuang Xiaoying said with a smile: "I am a military reporter from Taiwan's National Defense and Military Channel.

I look petite and weak on the outside, but I'm very hard-core on the inside. "

After letting her show off some military equipment, Zhang Lin asked her which captain she liked and which captain she wanted to choose.

"I especially want to choose Teacher Kang Hui. I feel that if I can join Teacher Kang Hui's team, I can contribute a lot!"

"for example?"

"The first is the advantage of age, because I am born after 95, and Teacher Kang Hui is an old comrade, who is almost the same as my father in the impression, so I think we can inject some vitality."

Realizing that Zhang Lin was suppressing a smile, Zhuang Xiaoying quickly added: "I didn't mean to say that Teacher Kang Hui has no energy.

That is to say~~
emmm~~~
I didn’t mean to say that he was older..."

Seeing Tie Yi whirling around as he began to frantically look for remedies, but the more he looked for remedies, the more distressed he became. Zhang Lin seemed to feel the wrath of the squirrel.

This girl is getting darker and darker as she draws her!

Kang Shuai, who was completely beaten in one breath, was like a straight girl.

With a smile, Zhuang Xiaoying said in a weaker tone: "It's just that I am more energetic and understand the thoughts of young people better."

Their eyes met, Zhang Lin suddenly looked at the camera, and said, "Teacher Kang, she still said that you are older."

"No, it's really not~"

Zhuang Xiaoying hurriedly waved her hands, with a smile on her face that said she was wronged.

Grinning, Zhang Lin nodded and said: "Okay, then you face the camera and tell Teacher Kang Hui what you want to say."

After humming, Zhuang Xiaoying said seriously: "Hello, Teacher Kang Hui, I am Zhuang Xiaoying, and I am your fan girl. I hope you can take me and fly with you.

You must choose me~"

After he finished speaking in a nice voice, he realized something and turned around and said, "But whether Teacher Kang Hui chooses me or not, is it our interview decision? Or is it Teacher Kang Hui's decision?"

"It's my decision."

Suddenly her face was speechless, Zhuang Xiaoying stamped her feet and said: "Then what's the use of telling Teacher Kang Hui? Interviewer, do you think I can choose Teacher Kang Hui's team?"

"Well, this interview is over here. Thank you for your cooperation. You can go back and wait for the results."

"Then how was my performance just now?"

"Go back and wait for the results!"

"Please, let me join Teacher Kang Hui's team, otherwise I will have to summon Dongfeng Express."

His eyes suddenly widened, and Zhang Lin said fearfully: "Security, security, take her away quickly."

Amid the suppressed laughter of the staff, Zhuang Xiaoying went out, and Wang Bingbing, who had been waiting for a long time, walked in.

He watched his girlfriend in a sky blue suit sit down and smiled sweetly at herself.

After coughing, Zhang Lin said seriously: "Before we begin, which captain do you least want to cooperate with?"

After thinking for a while, Wang Bingbing answered honestly: "I am most afraid of working with Teacher Kang Hui.

Because I feel like he is quite like a dean, but in front of him, um (trembling), I dare not speak. "

"Oh," Zhang Lin nodded and said, "Then please tell me, what are your own hidden skills?"

"Hidden skills?"

After tilting her head and thinking for a moment, Wang Bingbing said seriously: "Whenever I wear white clothes, they will get stained. Does this count?"

What the hell is wrong with this?

With a look of constipation on his face, Zhang Lin nodded with difficulty and said: "Forget it!"

With a smile, Wang Bingbing wiped her sleeves and said, "Oh, if you say that, then I have a lot of hidden skills."

He rubbed his hands and took the opportunity to popularize science: "No matter which queue I queue in, my team will always be the longest.

Participate in the lottery, and the biggest prize can only be tissue paper.

Pin Xixi made a slash, and every time he was only one point or a broken crystal away from the end, he never succeeded.

The payment guarantees the collection of five blessings. There are dozens of other blessings, and the only one missing is the dedication blessing. "

So, you took away my dedication blessing, and finally waited to grab the red envelope, and grabbed 0.8 yuan!
Zhang Lin thought of the hilarious scene in his heart.

Wang Bingbing did not think of the unbearable memories of the past, and kept saying: "I can never fall asleep during the holidays, and I can never get up when I go to work.

Also, the bus I'm waiting for never comes.

Hey, these are my hidden skills. "

Looking at his girlfriend who was clapping her hands and smiling shyly, Zhang Lin coughed and said, "Don't you have any good skills?"

"Ok~~"

After tilting her head and thinking for a long time, Wang Bingbing smiled more and more shyly and said, "It's especially delicious!"

After cheering, Zhang Lin said: "As the captain's assistant, what kind of contribution do you think you can bring to this team?"

"I can order lunch boxes for everyone."

After a moment of silence, Wang Bingbing answered seriously and confidently.

Zhang Lin burst into laughter and said with a smile: "Eating is the most important thing, right?"

With a cute smile, Wang Bingbing nodded her head.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Lin said: "As one of the most representative CCTV reporters, we netizens are particularly concerned about you~
So today, let me clarify it on the spot. "

"Clarification? What clarification?"

Wang Bingbing had a look of confusion on her face, and she was on guard, thinking that this guy might be up to something.

Lowering his head, Zhang Lin said seriously: "Clarify why you always turn on the big head special effects when you appear on camera?"

Sure enough, Wang Bingbing suddenly laughed angrily and said, "Who turned on the big head special effects?
Who opened it?
I didn’t open it~”

At the same time, he said in his heart: No one in this generation of netizens is innocent!
Nodding suddenly, Zhang Lin asked: "It's not open, right? The head itself is big?"

Rolling her cute eyes, Wang Bingbing stomped her feet and retorted: "Humph, I don't have a big head."

I'm just waiting for your words~
Whispering to himself, he took out a tape measure from the drawer with a smile. Zhang Lin pushed it to the front of the desk and said seriously: "Okay, let's measure it on site. What is your head circumference?"

Wang Bingbing couldn't help being stunned, and complained in disbelief: "Hey, what kind of interviewer are you, and you measure your head circumference on the spot?"

"This is one of our parts."

"Is this a public execution?"

Seeing that her boyfriend had brought out this big killer weapon and wanted to make money, Wang Bingbing could only curse while picking up a soft ruler and circled her head.

Looking closely, Zhang Lin found that at the moment when they were linked together, his girlfriend looked particularly like Ke Zhen'e in the Hong Kong version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and the flat-headed brother in the martial arts novel.

(End of this chapter)