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Chapter 167 My Girlfriend’s Level [-] English

With an "I'm stupid" expression on his face, Sa Baining showed a standard surprised face, as if he didn't expect his youngest to be so positive.

Netizens also didn’t expect that all kinds of question marks would appear on their faces for a while.

At this time, Zhang Lin suddenly said: "I choose 600 million."

"What?"

These words were changed so suddenly that several MCs came out in unison, and some were shaken so much that their waists were moved.

Maintaining a serious expression, Zhang Lin said: "I'm sorry, I chose 600 million because I am superficial."

After reacting, Mr. Hua laughed and clapped, "Oh my god, it smells so good!"

"What is this? What is this? Tell me, what is this?"

Hearing Yue Yunpeng's pretended surprised voice, Zhang Lin remained unmoved and said: "Although I am superficial, I can get 600 million to repeat my studies for another year next year!"

Sa Baoning smiled and said: "Let's be more to the point and let's settle the score.

With a score of 600, after graduating from college, you will be given a very high salary of 2 per month in Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen.

Then you eat, drink, have sex, have basic necessities, eat, drink, have fun and so on with your partner, give some to your parents, and you can save 7k a month.

Hiss, let’s put it into perspective~
Just choose 600 million!

How nice it would be to have a fully paid-for apartment in my hometown!
Why do so many people in the comment area think 600 million is easy to earn? "

After a pause, Sa Baining said seriously: "We must have the sentiment that if we are poor, we can be good for ourselves, and if we are prosperous, we can help the world.

We must be a person who contributes to society and lives a valuable life.

But before that, you must remember what Teacher Yu Hua said.

Even when you are young, you must never walk through the narrow gate mentioned in the Bible, and never take the rugged path praised in chicken soup.

why?

That road is the one taken by the hero of the novel. It is destined to be full of difficulties and legends, and is not suitable for most people.

Let's take the broad road first, the more people there are, the better.

When you feel that you have a certain ability, that I can walk on the single-plank bridge, I can walk on the narrow gate, I can walk on the rugged mountain road, you can continue to walk towards greater things.

Our young people must first adapt to the times!

In fact, as long as you do your job well, you will make a great contribution to the country. "

Applauding, Mr. Hua asked doubtfully: "Did Yu Hua say this?"

Sa Baoning tilted his head and said, "Da Linzi said this when we were chatting with him. He said it was Teacher Yu Hua who said it."

Laughing loudly, Yue Yunpeng said with a smile: "As a great scholar, Teacher Yu Hua also followed the old path of Teacher Lu Xun, and was forced to say many things that he has not said before!"

Tilting his head, Zhang Lin smiled and frowned, wondering if Teacher Yu Hua hadn't said it before. He remembered saying it!
At this time, the second lucky viewer came in online.

She asked: What are the most effective ways to strengthen friendships?
Sa Baining and the others began to express their opinions and offered many tricks to this socially fearful girl.

Zhang Lin’s third answer was after careful consideration: “I think an effective way to enhance friendship is to make reasonable requests to others.

In the past, my biggest requirement in life was not to cause trouble to others.

So before I went to college, I almost never asked for help.

At first I thought this was my noble character!
Later, when I joined CCTV and began to be exposed to the busy and complicated news work, I realized what it meant to have limited manpower.

At that time, Teacher Kang Hui told me that an effective way to enhance friendship is to make requests to others.

Then I suddenly realized ~
Don’t ask for help, not because you have a strong heart, ability, or noble character.

The relationship between people is originally a process of you trouble me, and I trouble you again.

So now I can accept the kindness of my friends and brothers very calmly, and I am also willing to trouble others.

Slowly, I also felt that I could bear the troubles my friends caused me.

I think this is also a kind of growth.

When you grow up, you have to start taking on other people's life responsibilities. Your actions are no longer only related to yourself, but also to everyone around you.

However, the prerequisite for this troublesome situation is that both parties are people who understand boundaries and have a sense of boundaries. Only by synchronizing mutual understanding can it be established.

I'm afraid of the kind of person who is shameless, troubles others with everything, and doesn't understand other people's difficulties. "

After talking about this topic, today’s live broadcast also came to an end.

After laughing and saying goodbye to his brothers, Zhang Lin hung up the live broadcast.

And his insights still kept netizens discussing in the comment area.

"Zhang Lin is right, give others the opportunity to express love, because it is also important to them."

"I learned it, that's right."

"But with my please-pleaser personality, I am always troubled by others and dare not trouble others."

"The way to strengthen the connection between people is to help each other or trouble each other, and the education I received since I was a child is not to cause trouble to others."

"The bonds between people depend on each other."

Zhang Lin will no longer care about the comments from netizens.

He took off the mobile phone stuck on the holder, clicked on WeChat and read the messages, while coming out of the second bedroom.

As soon as the bedroom door opened, his own voice sounded.

[Hong Kong movies are defined as excessive and crazy. This has become a mark of honor for Hong Kong movies.

The dazzling Hong Kong film industry is a huge star-making factory. Almost every ten years, a batch of bright stars in film, television and singing emerge.

In addition to a large number of unknown behind-the-scenes production staff in Xiangjiang movies, there are also many supporting roles in Xiangjiang movies. Together, they form the cornerstone of Xiangjiang movies.

In the Hong Kong film industry, Zhou Xingchi's name has become a symbol.

He is a top figure in Hong Kong movies and a master of comedy style.

Therefore, to study and discuss Zhou Xingchi, this name must be discussed in the context of a large Hong Kong movie.

This program takes everyone into Xiangjiang movies, looking for supporting movie stars, and reviewing the development history of Xiangjiang movies. 】

Seeing that it was the second episode of "Screening Room Six", Zhang Lin looked towards the sofa.

Sure enough, I saw my girlfriend who was fussing over her fans.

"As my girlfriend, you have only seen the second issue!"

Hearing the sound and raising his head, Wang Bingbing licked her oily lips and said with a smile: "This is the fourth time, Master Xing is my fan, no, Master Xing is my idol, burp~"

Hahaha laughed and sat down next to her, Zhang Lin put his arm around her shoulders and teased: "You are no worse than Long Yan when you are so confused!
What you said just now reminds me of the WeChat message you wrote when you wrote Highbury as Marbury when the first episode of "World Football" was broadcast. I laughed to death at that time~~"

The hand holding the chopsticks froze, and Wang Bingbing recalled the embarrassment that she couldn't hide when she rolled over.

In order to get closer to her boyfriend, she, who only knew Messi and Ronaldo, tried hard to make herself like football.

She was indeed moved by the 32-year-old Henry!

But I didn't expect that I didn't check anything when I was typing, and I changed Highbury to Marbury, which became the topic of my boyfriend's laughter for a year.

At this time, listening to her boyfriend's laughter, the hand holding the chopsticks couldn't help but clenched tightly.

With a dry cough, Zhang Lin, who saw this scene, suddenly locked his throat, wrapped his arms around Wang Bingbing's neck, and said with a smile: "What, you don't accept it?"

"Let me go, I want to duel with you~"

After fighting for a while, the two sat side by side on the ground and watched TV.

At this time, the plot of the sixth broadcast happened to be playing "Westward Journey", the classic masterpiece that fans praised the most for Star Master.

[The sea of ​​suffering stirs up love and hate. In this world, it is difficult to escape fate~~]
On TV, Lu Guanting's "The Love of My Life" sang.

The singer sang this classic love song in Cantonese.

It is touching and tender with bitterness and melodiousness, and combined with the sad parting scene in the movie, it once again makes people inevitably feel that "life is made up of regrets."

In this life, he became a musical talent and worked hard day and night in the system to practice music, which made Zhang Lin admire this song even more.

In his opinion, this song is undoubtedly an unsurpassed classic, both in terms of the artistic conception expressed in the lyrics and the melody of the song itself.

A helpless and sad feeling of deep lovesickness~
You can't say anything, you don't have to say anything, just listen to this song quietly.

Some people say: When you truly understand "Westward Journey", you will truly understand love;

So in his opinion, when you understand "The Love of a Lifetime", you really understand what sadness and helplessness are.

On TV, the classic ballads are accompanied by his narration voice with rich texture and charm.

[Only now do I understand that only the feeling of being unwilling and powerless can people call it relief.

Maybe there is no right or wrong in the choice itself, it's just that the options at the time didn't fit the meaning of the question.The world is so fair, we have to take what we have in exchange for what we want.

But what I can’t figure out is why in the end we are always empty-handed but worried.

Everyone remembers that the Supreme Treasure put on the tightening curse and transformed into the omnipotent Monkey King, defeating the Bull Demon King and getting the path of Buddhist scriptures back on track.

The hesitant sunset warrior embraces his lover and is intoxicated with happiness;
Sun Wukong turned around and walked away, settling his past affairs and disappearing into the depths of the desert;
Everything is calm again.

However, hidden in this seemingly perfect story is the most regrettable ending.

Zhizunbao went through all kinds of hardships and traveled back 500 years in order to save the girl Jingjing.

But in the end, Bai Jingjing left him and was reincarnated as an ordinary woman. She and her sister worked hard to wait for her husband to win the top prize in high school.

And his original intention of wearing the golden hoop was just to be able to save Fairy Zixia.

But Sun Wukong, who is invincible in the world, can save everyone, but he has no way to save his beloved.

When all the dust settled, he, who was among the crowd, once again cast his eyes on Zixia, but what was revealed in his eyes was no longer love, but only full of regret. 】

Seeing this, Wang Bingbing suddenly spoke.

"Zhang Lin, how about you teach me English? I want to take the exam."

Turning his head in astonishment, Zhang Lin said with suspicion: "Your job has been finalized, and you don't actually use English very much. Besides, we are so busy now~~~"

As he spoke, he felt his girlfriend's firm eyes and nodded: "Okay, I'll teach you."

As expected, Wang Bingbing couldn't swallow Heizi saying that her English was poor, and now she was holding back her breath and wanted to retaliate.

Courage is admirable, but it’s really unnecessary!

I was sighing in my heart when I saw Wang Bingbingqi saying: "Peking University Talent, you have become proficient in English and Korean in four years of college. Do you have any learning methods?"

After thinking about it, Zhang Lin recalled his memories of his previous life and said, “I mainly learned by listening to English songs and watching Hollywood movies with subtitles removed.

Another way is to add English subtitles to your favorite Chinese movies.

This is actually a very effective learning method. You can try it tonight. "

Wang Bingbing nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

In front of her boyfriend who is a top student, she, a second-level top student, can only give advice.

Zhang Lin smiled and said: "Since you like Mr. Xing very much, let's start with the movie "Westward Journey" and translate this copy of my review.

I remember that in my notebook file, I have the manuscript for this issue..."

With that said, Zhang Lin got up and went to the second bedroom to get his laptop, intercepted this paragraph of copywriting, and compiled it into an office document.

After all this is done, get rid of the computer and let Wang Bingbing come.

Putting on her black-rimmed glasses, lady Wang Bingbing sat on the carpet, then lay down on the coffee table, typing on the keyboard and writing furiously.

During this period, Zhang Lin squatted in a large position, and after releasing his inventory, he took a shower.

By the time he finished his work, almost an hour had passed.

After wiping her hair, she came out of the bathroom, looked at Wang Bingbing, who was still immersed in the computer, and asked, "How many are you prepared?"

"It's almost finished~"

Wang Bingbing answered without looking back, tapping on the keyboard.

"The state is so brave!"

With a sigh, Zhang Lin walked towards her with a smile.

He walked around the imperial concubine and sat down on the sofa next to her. He raised his hand and said, "Okay, stop writing, bring it to me to see~"

After saying that, he picked up the tea cup with his other hand and took a sip.

Turning her head, Wang Bingbing said with a smile: "My English is not good. If I make a mistake in the translation, are you not allowed to laugh at me?"

Blinking his eyes, Zhang Lin nodded and said with a smile: "Okay, I can just stop laughing!
As a CCTV host, I still have this determination. "

With a look of distrust on his face, Wang Bingbing asked: "A manly man, every spit is like a nail."

Hey, Zhang Lin smiled and said: "Okay, okay, bring the computer quickly.

Today I leave my words here~
I will definitely not laugh. How about if my laughter makes me sleepless for three days in a row? "

After thinking about it, she felt that the oath was cruel enough, so Wang Bingbing timidly handed over the notebook.

Zhang Lin took it with a dumbfounded smile, and comforted him: "Be confident, you are a top student at Jilin University, and I can hardly catch you with your mere English~"

"I have no talent for this!"

Wang Bingbing's facial features were bitter, and it was obvious that the CET-[-] exam had given her a headache.

"When you meet me, your talents are completed!"

Speaking domineeringly and confidently, Zhang Lin looked at the screen.

Then, his deep eyes suddenly widened, and the tea in his mouth spurted out.

After coughing for a while, he stared at the screen with an expression like he had seen a ghost.

The first line of the document, under the copy he was familiar with, contained a line of English translation that made people laugh.

[I didn’t understand until now that people would call it relief only when they feel unwilling and powerless. ]
[the feel is want and no power want, people call this feel——is mlb]
Relief=is mlb
What does MLB mean?
Oh my God, this is such a shocking translation!

He looked at his girlfriend in shock, who showed a cute smile.

Thinking of the arrogance he had uttered before, Zhang Lin swallowed and looked at the computer again.

The world he wrote is so fair, Wang Bingbing translated it as the world is 1+1=3-1
We are always empty-handed, Wang Bingbing translated as we all is left hand=0 right hand=0
The Supreme Treasure put on the tightening curse and transformed into the omnipotent Monkey King.

It was translated as NB bao get BB O ku cha ~~be the NB monk
"Hahaha~~~"

You can't blame Zhang Lin for not being determined, it was NB monkey that really made him live in Bengbu!

Looking at her boyfriend who was leaning back and forth with laughter, Wang Bingbing snorted in embarrassment.

She was secretly proud of herself, knowing that she had deliberately made her boyfriend laugh with her translation like this!
Thinking of this, he pretended to be dissatisfied and said coquettishly: "You clearly said you won't laugh, but you don't keep your promise (crying tone)!"

"Hahaha, Bingbing, I think your English subtitles are so awesome. They actually captured the essence of Star Master's nonsensical movie, hahaha~"

Laughing so hard that he burst into tears, Zhang Lin wiped away his laughter and said, "Although I don't know a single word, this Chinese grammar is really invincible and very spiritual, hahaha!"

He said with a smile, wiped his tears with the back of his hand, and continued to look at the treasured translator.

I saw the defeat of the Bull Demon King, which is translated as biu biu to moumou king.

biu biu to, moo cow!

After many hardships, Zhizunbao was translated into NB bao no happy 1000 and 10000
Zhizunbao=NB bao
hahaha~~
I have to say, this spiritual translation is so funny!

Zhang Lin sincerely felt at this moment that his girlfriend didn't fail the CET-9 exam, but that her English had reached the legendary CET-[-]. The examiner saw that his father-in-law was not talking to him - he was too blind to recognize the truth.

Goose goose goose goose~~~
My cheeks hurt when I laughed. I was about to continue reading this wonderful translation, but I didn’t expect that my computer was snatched away by Wang Bingbing.

The squawk of geese in the room was suddenly choked, and Zhang Lin's voice was blocked as if someone had strangled his neck.

He quickly changed his smile and begged for mercy: "Bingbing, I am definitely not laughing at you, I think your translation is too good."

As he spoke, he looked at the notebook and said with bright eyes, "Let me take a look at it again. I will make a detailed expansion plan for you after reading it."

From the laughter just now, Wang Bingbing knew that her boyfriend's nature of liking her jokes had never changed, so how could she fall for his evil deeds again.

Wensheng hugged the computer tightly in his arms and hummed: "I won't learn English from you anymore. I will find a tutor myself."

Junyi's face was full of speechlessness, and Zhang Lin stared at his girlfriend speechlessly for a while.

Seeing that her attitude was still firm and she turned on the computer to delete the results, she immediately got up anxiously to grab it.

……

The next day, early in the morning.

Holding a cooked egg in his hand, Zhang Lin raised his right hand high and rolled it at the corner of his right eye. He walked to the elevator and pressed the up button.

The elevator on the seventh floor started to move downwards, and I heard footsteps coming from behind.

Xun Sheng turned his head and Zhang Lin saw his partner Ma Fengshu.

Seeing him, Ma Fengshu stared at him up and down, finally settling on the corner of his right eye, and asked in shock: "You were beaten?"

The thought of grabbing the laptop suddenly came to mind, and he accidentally tripped on the leg of the coffee table, causing him to fall and hit his eye on the armrest of the sofa.

In the end, God-level English didn’t see it and even hurt himself!

"Ugh!"

Thinking of this, Zhang Lin sighed deeply.

(End of this chapter)