Chapter 170 Official complaints are indeed fatal

[Although the actors are all Chinese, no matter the lines they speak or the thoughts in their hearts, they all reveal standard Western values.

Screenwriter John Fox once again proved the truth that he has verified twice with "The King of Kung Fu" and the American TV series "Marco Polo".

Let an ardent fan who knows little about Eastern culture create an Eastern story, and the consequences can only be disaster.

Although Yuan Heping's action design is still pleasing to the eye, Donnie Yen and Yang Ziqiong also worked hard to prove that they are still young.

But none of this can change the mediocre nature of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2".

And when the line that you can unify the martial arts world with the Qingming Sword is spoken openly, you will even feel a little confused.

I don’t know whether they are talking about the sword that was once held in Li Mubai’s hand, or the Dragon Sword that was used to slay dragons with the supreme martial arts sword in "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Slayer". 】

hahaha~~~
The influence of gold martial arts is unparalleled in China.

As soon as this sentence was spoken, the laughter from the soul made everyone laugh.

[This film focuses on the online on-demand market in North America, and many theaters refuse to screen the film.

In China, the big market that the film studio was originally interested in, the box office performance was mediocre, without any bright spots.

Some viewers will also buy tickets based on past friendship and relying on inertia.

But by the time they walked out of the theater, most of them had already broken up with each other.

It seems that if they want to put money into the pockets of Chinese audiences, Hollywood giants still have to be very alert. 】

It's okay to break up the relationship!
The audience was all amused.

The most beloved thing about Screening Room Six is ​​that his casual vocabulary always makes people want to laugh more and more, and the more they think about it, the more insightful they feel.

Really, the pen of the person who writes the copy is a shining knife, and the tongue of the person who writes the voice is a giant cannon.

Zhang Lin's rich, vicissitudes of life and magnetic voice really demonstrated the pinnacle level of broadcasting and hosting art.

Next, let’s complain about Teacher Guoli’s “Everything is Alright”.

He said that this family ethics film, which uses the tear-jerking card of family ties, was able to perfectly avoid all tears in the audience.I wonder who among the audience in the theater and the filmmakers behind the screen would feel embarrassed?

Avoid it perfectly.

Once again, it hit the audience's G-spot, making everyone laugh.

Next, I will review "Prehistoric Monsters".

Zhang Lin said that if you look at the cast and crew of this kind of movie, the director is a foreigner, the screenwriter is a foreigner, and most of the leading actors are also foreigners.

But in the producer column, rows of names of Chinese companies appeared.

This makes people wonder, is this a foreign movie or a Chinese movie?

The so-called action scenes in the entire movie are nothing more than real-life CS-level running, rolling and shooting.

As for the monster that appears in the title of the film, we can only express its level of visual effects:

I really can’t tell where this so-called prehistoric monster “made” money?

Huayi President Wang Zhongjun once said that the film is a combination of Jaws and Jurassic Park.

However, after listening to it, many viewers may understand this sentence like this:
Any time a domestic film and television company pays homage to a classic, it will definitely be a bad movie.

Paying homage to classics + paying homage to classics equals a worse film.

This film goes even further in this regard, with clumsy lines throughout the film making the audience's skin crawl.

The performances of the leading actors were like sleepwalking from beginning to end.

The entire film's plot, suspense, ending, characters, lines, dialogues, dubbing, soundtrack, props, etc. are all faultless.

In particular, the plot development of this film made the audience completely nauseated.

The two protagonists are like the legendary Xiaoqiang, who cannot be killed no matter how hard they fight.

It's not easy to die, and it will take a long time to die.

After watching a movie like this, the audience has to say: Come on, can you be any worse?

This section can be said to be the most complained about in this issue. It criticizes these junk movies that use the guise of Hollywood blockbusters to defraud mainland movie fans of their money.

At least the Huayi Wang brothers who were named were very angry after watching it.

It is said that his younger brother Wang Zhonglei was so angry that he smashed the TV and his hands were swollen, which shows how angry he was inside.

But for "The Sixth Screening Room" and Zhang Lin, they can do nothing even if they have millions of means.

They can let a popular superstar fall into the dust, and let him be banned by the entire industry despite being called upon by countless fans to return.

It can be said that the two brothers are so powerful that their bodies shake even when they stomp their feet.

Only for companies and people with state-owned brands, even if their worth is less than one billionth of theirs, they still have to put a smile on their faces to put things to rest.

This time, if you are named and criticized, all you can do is have your teeth knocked out and your blood swallowed!

When it was the turn of Hollywood movies, the first one to bear the brunt was Tom Cruise's "Mission: Impossible 5".

On TV, Zhang Lin's voice was serious and hilarious.

[Which of Qiwen Disc 5 is good to watch? I’ll jump out of a plane to show it to you;
If you’re afraid that the sequel might suck, I’ll jump out of a plane to show it to you;

You say Lao Tang 53, I’ll jump out of a plane and show it to you;

The three words "jumping out of a plane" are not only the most shocking scene in the film, but also reveal the secret of Tom Cruise's success. 】

The audience was grinning from ear to ear, and as the program came to an end, the ratings data for the first episode of Sofuri 108 City came out.

At the same time, there is no doubt that it is the first.

It surpassed the impressive results achieved in the previous period, and the ratings hit a new high, breaking the record set in the second period.

"Ooh~~"

"Long live long live~~"

After hearing the voice of producer Jing Haocheng announcing the good news, the office area of ​​the movie channel "Sixth Screening Room" burst into cheers.

Because this cheer represents performance plus bonus!
Zhang Lin brought Tianzu's tricks to the Sixth Princess, successfully motivating the employees and making the program more efficient than ever.

Of course, this move also made the other program team members envious of their separation.

Like Tianzu, the number of guanxi households that have recently joined the sixth-largest households has also begun to increase.

Zhang Lin turned a blind eye to this, but gained a lot of friendship.

No, at this time, he was following the crew of "My Family, My Country" to the community of the last hard-core old man to interview, and he received several good news from the "high-level officials" of the Sixth Broadcasting Corporation.

After reading it, I looked happy, and suddenly the scenery outside the window became brighter and brighter.

According to the gambling agreement, if the ratings continue to break records and exceed 2%, the annual revenue share received by Fanxing will be higher.

Coupled with the bonus as a host, the day of buying a big villa in Houhai is not far away!

If the first eight episodes have been produced and the last two live broadcasts of "Young Summer" are still popular, then the date for him to buy a house will be further improved.

While thinking about it, the car arrived at a community with simple buildings but tight security.

After getting out of the car with the bouquet in hand, Zhang Lin walked in with a vigorous step after being checked by security at the door.

In his impression, intelligence workers often hide in the night, sneaking under disguise.

Just like the character played by Tony Leung in the movie "The Wind Listener", he is unsmiling, cold and determined.

But in the breeze of early summer in May, Grandpa Hu, the real "wind listener", had a smile brighter than the sun on his face.

When he saw Zhang Lin, the old man stood up vigorously from his wicker chair and took the initiative to shake hands with him.

Although Zhang Lin had already checked Mr. Hu's information, when they met for the first time, he couldn't help but said: "You are so energetic. You don't look like 101 years old at all."

Grandpa Hu smiled cheerfully and said that this was the result of consistent health care.

Zhang Lin also wanted to be more than 100 years old and still look like he was 70 or [-] years old, so he shamelessly asked for advice humbly.

Afterwards, when talking about Tingfeng's illustrious military exploits, the old man said: "The movie is still not accurate. The sound of a pin falling to the ground will affect our monitoring."

At the same time, the latest episode of Screening Room Six is ​​coming to an end.

[The previous episode of Kung Fu Panda solved the biggest mystery of the entire series:
How can a duck father give birth to a panda.

In this episode, Abao's biological father was invited to the stage.

The focus also shifted to how A Bao lived with his own people.

Po, who was finally reunited with his father and clan members, had to face the ensuing family responsibilities.

The director placed a bunch of doll pandas around Po.

The intention is that through his interaction with the babies, he can more deeply understand the deep love for him from his biological father and adoptive father.

But that live treasure who used to be lazy and always had a habit of being lazy and slippery suddenly became a famous and tireless teacher. On the contrary, we as the audience felt a little bit disappointed.

It's like a friend who has been a bad friend for many years gets married and has children, and becomes a good father who works hard to make money to support his family.

You will congratulate him on your lips, but you can't help but feel melancholy in your heart.

From now on, I can no longer go to him to have sex with him in the middle of the night! 】

As soon as this down-to-earth rant came out, the lights of thousands of houses across the country burst into laughter.

On CCTV, where many netizens gathered, comments suddenly increased at this moment.

"This metaphor is really great, hahaha" "Yeah, just like Naruto in Boruto, he will never go out to cause trouble again."

"Oh, I'll go. This is how I feel when I'm convinced by this metaphor."

"The essence of Liufang is the dark humor of the copywriting and the exquisite editing."

"To be honest, CCTV is indeed CCTV, and the editing complaints really make me kneel!!!"

"It's still the same sentence: Official complaints are the most deadly."

In the picture of Panda Po, lines of subtitles began to appear.

[As of February 2, the national box office exceeded 23 billion yuan in just 54 days.

In everyone's opinion, another legend in the film market in 2016 is almost a foregone conclusion.

But unexpectedly, a huge turning point is waiting for them! 】

The show ends here, but the discussion has just begun.

Many people said they enjoyed watching the show, and "Screening Room Six" and Zhang Lin did not keep them waiting in vain.

Tonight’s film review is a hearty and delicious meal.

However, some netizens believe that the sixth broadcast praised Zhou Xingchi too much.

In fact, his movie "Mermaid" is so embarrassing that it makes people suffer from embarrassment.

This argument caused widespread discussion.

In the comment area, the audience's evaluation of "Mermaid" was mixed.

People who like it like it very much, saying that everyone knows how much care Xingye makes when making movies, and he is meticulous about every detail.

The most representative nonsensical comedy, such as the famous police station scene in the movie, has always been talked about by everyone and is widely quoted in short videos.

Passerby fans feel that if you compare "Mermaid" with Xingye's previous movies, it is definitely not that good.

But it’s not a bad movie, it can only be said to be mediocre across the board.

Those who disagree think;
In this movie, Zhou Xingchi's personal style is not strong, and the environmental issues are very shallow. The laughter expressed throughout the film would feel very ordinary if it were not performed by Zhou Xingchi, and there is no plot that can make people shine.

The heroine's assassination of Deng Chao is simply a replica of Kung Fu.

Although Kung Fu is a replica of the domestic 007, it feels very natural.

The actors in "Mermaid" don't have outstanding personal qualities, and Deng Chao is neither funny nor affectionate.

In the end, it was clear that there was water on both sides of the bridge, and the heroine had to be thrown in after reaching the end of the bridge and being shot through.

It's forced to be sensational and unnatural, and overall it's rough. It's an unqualified work for the star.

In the end, it was still a big hit at the box office. It can only be said that many people went there because of their feelings.

After watching it, I realized that this movie was really not that bad.

The reviews are all one-star, and two-star is considered a positive review. The biggest highlight is the heroine’s figure.

The three-party melee is again taking place on the Internet, a "lawless place."

Not long after, some radical netizens began to greet each other's mother and spit out sweet things, causing the situation to get out of control.

As a last resort, CCTV network technicians had no choice but to close the comment area, and only then did the scolding war stop.

But we can’t fight here, we will continue to fight elsewhere.

After the interview, Zhang Lin got in the car and turned on his phone. He was shocked when he saw his Weibo.

In the comment area, many viewers of this scolding actually pointed their contradictions at him and the program team, thinking that after only a few episodes, they had succumbed to the traffic and were no longer the upright sixth broadcasters in the first episode.

What?

Zhang Lin looked like an old man on the subway, feeling speechless.

At this time, I saw a pop-up window with a message popping up.

Clicking on it, I saw the message was from Jing Haocheng.

Click to listen. The content is for him to give guidance on Weibo.

After replying "Okay", Zhang Lin switched to Weibo and typed a reply.

【Notice!Please note! !

Liufang is a film review program, not a pornographic program.

The characteristic of the Sixth Screening Room is that it is never just for the sake of spraying.

It’s commentary + editing.

However, some so-called "fans" equate comments only with complaints or even a certain person's voice, but turn a blind eye to editing, another core feature of the show.

Anyone who has watched "Screening Room Six" in its entirety will know this.

Our attitude towards domestic films has always been to encourage them as long as they are qualified, hoping that they can get better.

For example, "My Deskmate" directed by Guo Fan.

Although the artistic quality is not satisfactory, its product characteristics tailor-made for the market have destined it to sell well.

If you carefully analyze the inner workings, you will find that director Guo Fan has unique abilities.

Therefore, we should give them time and opportunities, and we should not destroy their future just for the sake of trolling.

At least I am very optimistic about director Guo Fan. I think as long as he gets a good script and a good opportunity, he will definitely become a new generation of outstanding Chinese directors.

My comments have always been this way.

It’s just that this definitely does not conform to the aesthetic orientation of fresh people. 】

After this Weibo post was posted, it sparked widespread discussion.

At this time, Guo Fan, who was preparing for the launch ceremony of "The Wandering Earth" in Aoshima, was staring at the concept drawings on the wall and frowning.

When the time came, he felt that he was not sufficiently prepared.

Funding, technology, personnel, and scripts are all insufficient.

Different from soft science fiction, hard science fiction needs to be based on real technology to deduce and construct the technology, society, economy, etc. of the future world.

Often many things constructed in hard science fiction may become reality in the future.

So hard science fiction involves physics, chemistry, astronomy, biology, psychology, medicine, and so on.

This undoubtedly brought huge problems to film creation.

Nowadays, others are talking too softly, and it is impossible to invite real talented scientists to compile chronicles for the film.

There are not enough manpower and material resources to build the technical equipment that will be available decades from now.

At this time, partner Gong Chrome ran in.

Xun Sheng turned his head and glanced around. Guo Fan held his chin with his right hand and returned his eyes to the concept map.

Panting and running up to him, the chubby Gong Chrome said in surprise: "Lao Guo, look, CCTV is praising you!"

With a sigh, Guo Fan showed a black question mark face.

If his memory is correct, the only time Six Princesses was featured in film information was at the end of 2014, when the Longbiao General Administration organized a group of young filmmakers to study in Hollywood.

That group of directors included Ning Hao, Xiao Yang, Lu Yang and others.

He was also lucky enough to be one of them because of "My Deskmate".

After returning to China, he was eye-opening and realized the huge gap between China's film industry and Hollywood. With ridiculous ideals and ambitions, he secretly determined to make a movie that Hollywood could also watch.

Then he came into contact with the "Wandering Earth" project!
Then he went crazy!
Two full years later, he and Gong Chrome began polishing scripts every day, writing a total of almost 100 million words of scripts.

They also received cold looks because of this, and heard countless times that it was impossible for Chinese people to make good science fiction movies.

After dispelling the confusion, Guo Fan came back to his senses and said dumbfounded: "Why are you praising me? Who can praise me?"

"Zhang Lin, CCTV's most popular host, listen to it!"

"Have you never heard that I am a caveman?"

Laughing dumbly, Guo Fan said: "I really like listening to his songs, and I occasionally watch the programs he hosts."

After making a sound, Gong Chrome asked curiously: "I'm often with you, why don't I hear you listening to Zhang Lin's songs?"

Pointing to his ears, Guo Fan smiled and said, "Let me understand the Bluetooth headset."

After finishing speaking, he urged: "How did you praise me? Why did you praise me?"

Without intending to hide it, Gong Chrome opened Weibo and handed it over.

After reading it carefully and understanding the whole story, Guo Fan exclaimed. He didn't expect Zhang Lin, a powerful figure, to be so optimistic about him.

By the way, I don’t think so highly of myself as you do!

With a whisper in his heart, Guo Fan handed the phone to his friend.

After sighing, Gong Chrome said: "They say we have a good connection, why don't you understand what I mean?"

"What do you mean?"

Guo Fan was a little confused and didn't understand his friend's twists and turns.

(End of this chapter)

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