Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

Chapter 187 Poet Li Bai, fierce man Du Fu, Zhang Lin want to start the Tang Dynasty series
"I laughed so hard hahahahahahahahahahaha"

"I just came here to feel the atmosphere of the exam. It hurts my heart. It hurts my heart."

"This is so angry, so angry, so angry"

"I haven't played it before. I just want to ask how rubbish Li Xin is?"

"That girl with dyed hair is so pretty!"

Amidst the dense barrage, Zhang Lin held up the microphone and looked into the camera to make a concluding statement.

"Okay, that's all the contents of this special college entrance examination program "Sprint! Boy"."

As he said that, he turned around and glanced at the Qingqing students who were having a lot of fun, and said with a smile: "Today, Mangzhong, the day of the college entrance examination has arrived.

As a special season, it is not only filled with tension and expectations, but also with the joy and relief of harvest.

Therefore, I would like to take advantage of this beautiful season to send my sincere blessings to the college entrance examination students who have already set foot in the examination room. "

As he spoke, he clasped his hands and blessed: "Congratulations to them that all their hard preparation will be fruitful, and that the hopes and dreams they hold dear in their hearts will become a reality in this exam.

The college entrance examination is a key road to the future and an unusual stage of life.

It has witnessed the growth process of students from childishness to maturity, from ignorance to sobriety, and from ignorance to wisdom.

No matter whether this road is difficult or smooth at this moment.

But no matter where you go, you have to remember the way you came and cherish your growth process.

The brilliance of spring is the fruit of autumn. Today’s efforts are the harvest of the future.

In this harvest season, we believe that every student preparing to take the college entrance examination will break out of the ground and grow strong like the seeds that were eager to try.

I hope that on this road to the future, you can fully show your best side in the examination room and write your own wonderful chapter. "

wow wow~~~
It was the time when I was writing essays every day. I witnessed Zhang Lin's perfect composition with my own eyes. The students and parents who were watching applauded enthusiastically.

In the live broadcast, their expressions were full of admiration.

With a handsome smile, Zhang Lin said loudly: "Mang Zhong, I wish you to be busy and unhurried, start with love, end with abundance, and finally be amazing.

Let you transform into a cicada, ant, and dragon in this harvest season.

In June, I went to the examination room with a strong love. Once I started writing, I showed my sharpness, and my writings came out like a spring.

I wish you win the first prize in the college entrance examination and have a bright and prosperous future!

See you next year! "

As soon as the voice fell, the live broadcast ended.

As expected, Zhang Lin fell into the ocean of youth and was unable to extricate himself for a short time.

However, the famous scene he contributed this morning swept the Internet with a fierce attitude.

#面面!Qingbei official Weibo + Zhang Lin's dream linkage to send blessings to college entrance examination students#
#张麟 cheer for the college entrance examination: I wish you could write as a sword and leave no regrets#
#Teliu!Zhang Lin’s new paragraph comments on “The college entrance examination is the pinnacle of culture”#
#Laughing to death, a comprehensive inventory of god-level candidates#
#——#
As time goes by, as the topic ferments, there are more and more topics related to Zhang Lin and the college entrance examination.

Wang Bingbing called after hearing the news and said she liked this sentence very much [May your busyness and unhurriedness begin with love, end with abundance, and finally be amazing].

Later, the two of them talked about the social cow candidates.

I have to say that today's young people are really more and more daring to express themselves.

This year, not only the candidates Zhang Lin met became famous, but also an outstanding candidate appeared in Zhejiang Province.

He handed in his paper 20 minutes early and became the first student in the school to walk out of the examination room.

Everyone swarmed around him and asked about the exam situation.

Facing the curious parents and reporters, the candidate acted very calmly. When the reporters stretched out the microphone in front of him, he said in a tone representing his alma mater: "In the eyes of us xx (name of school) people There shouldn’t be any difficult college entrance examination papers. In fact, leaving an extra 20 minutes is of no use..."

His eloquent talk made everyone envious, and they speculated that he should be a college bully.

After the video was broadcast, it attracted widespread attention, and there were divergent opinions on the Internet.

But for Zhang Lin, these hot spots no longer matter to him.

Because he has reached this stage, it is difficult for him to make the final decision in his life.

He is so busy with all kinds of work every day that his feet never touch the ground, giving him a sense of being driven by the tide of the times and constantly running forward.

This is contrary to his original intention.

After finally traveling through time, how can I keep working so hard!

But I think it’s only been a year since I started working, so it’s time to build up my skills, so just be busy!

Otherwise, if I just lay back and relax and watch my strong female girlfriend running around and working hard every day, other conflicts will definitely arise.

In the first few years, the two of them didn’t care about anything else and just worked hard!
In this way, another three days passed.

night, 09:30.

CCTV's new location, "I am a Speaker" studio.

After many days of intensive recording, the program has recorded the ninth team PK.

As of tonight's recording, the teams of Zhang Lin and Li Hong have fought to the last round, and it's the turn of the two mentors to come on the stage in person to decide the outcome.

Standing on the PK stage amidst boiling applause, Zhang Lin crossed his arms and stared at Li Hong in white.

I have to say that white is really a noble and clean color for middle-aged women.

Of course, if you have a bad figure and bad temperament, wearing white is super easy to fall over.

It can be said that this is the color that belongs exclusively to Meiyujie!
Li Hong's summer outfit today shows the elegance and charm of a middle-aged woman.

And choose a V-neck skirt to expose your calves. This kind of outfit with appropriate white space will visually make you look taller and more eye-catching.

In addition, the waist design, neat silhouette and smooth skirt style make Li Hongmei extremely high-end.

Zhang Lin stared at Li Hong, who also stood proudly, staring at him with his hands behind his back.

Today, this guy is dressed as formally as always.

Wearing a standard white shirt and a black and white corrugated tie, it adds a fashionable touch to the entire look.

In addition, his makeup and hairstyle are very delicate, making his facial features appear more three-dimensional and full.

Overall, his temperament is outstanding and he looks very handsome.

And because of her perfect body proportions, Li Hong feels no less than a real international male model every time she meets him face to face.

Among them, Zhang Shuyue, who acted as the host, took the card and introduced: "The instructor's speech PK starts now.

Next, we invite our mentor Zhang Lin to give us a lecture program - "The Fierce Man Du Fu: A Trumpet's Counterattack"."

Hearing this name, many people think of Zhang Lin's masterpiece "If There Is No Li Bai".

At that time, on the stage of "Host Contest 2016", this work was so amazing that it even appeared on the An'an College Entrance Examination Paper.

To this day, they still remember some classic lines.

For example, [When you encounter difficulties, you can’t say that there will be times when the wind and waves break through]
For example, [I want to resign, but I can’t say that I am not a Penghao person]
In Tang poetry, the most representative figures are the Poet Immortal and the Poet Sage.

Many people used to urge Zhang Lin to give him a chance to talk about Du Fu.

However, as Zhang Lin created more and more famous scenes, fans, Tianzu fans, and Liufang fans became the mainstream, causing the small groups who urged Du Fu to become more transparent.

I never thought that my dream would come true today!
When he was happy, Duang's electronic buzzer sounded, and his speech was announced in a CCTV style.

wow wow~~~
Amid warm applause, Zhang Lin walked to the middle of the stage.

Behind him were Zhang Xuefeng, Hu Lan, Kou Naxin, Li Shuai, and Liang Zhi cheering for him.

Facing the audience who applauded enthusiastically, he bowed to Teacher Zhang and Yang Mi. After standing up, Zhang Lin said loudly: "The story we are going to tell today began in AD [-], a very peaceful historical year."

Since the recording of the program, Yang Mi has seen various speeches.

There are Zhang Lin's eloquent speeches before, as well as gossip and this storytelling mode.

Through this program, she really feels that she has improved a lot and mastered a lot of speaking skills.

While thinking about it, Zhang Lin's story-telling voice narrated: "In Luoyang, the eastern capital of the Tang Empire, a [-]-year-old young man sighed and cursed his mother in Henan dialect.

Because he just checked his college entrance examination results. "

Amid laughter at the four words "gaokao score", Zhang Lin raised four fingers: "[-] points.

This failed academic scumbag, or in the eyes of the "Kaogong Lang", the judge teacher of the Tang Empire, is called Du Fu. "

Spreading his hands, Zhang Lin said in a serious tone: "The college entrance examination at that time was very cruel and there were no adjustments.

After you were not admitted to the undergraduate program, you want to transfer to Lanxiang?
That~is~a~dream~
Buy a train ticket and go back to your hometown in Henan to study. "

hahaha~~~
Smiling and applauding, Li Hong raised her smokey eyes and glanced at the scores on the big screen.At this time, her [Sisters Team Riding the Wind and Waves] led [Brothers Team Riding the Wind and Waves] with 348:252 votes.

But from the feedback from the audience and from the tip of the iceberg revealed by Zhang Lin's interesting speech, she had a hunch that she might overturn.

'This guy doesn't care about martial arts, but he actually works on a classic series! '

Cursing in my heart, I heard Zhang Lin change his tone and said: "This year, compared with the downtrodden Du Fu, many poets of his generation have become famous, making waves in the poetry world, and exuding fierceness.

At that time, the famous fierce man Zhang Jiuling was serving as prime minister and was preparing his new work "The bright moon rises on the sea, and we share this moment with the world."

Every time his official account is updated, a group of people will say "like!" "

Upon hearing this, both Teacher Zhang Zhaozhong and Yang Mi were amused.

The combination of Tang Dynasty poets and modern words such as college entrance examination results, Lanxiang, and public accounts creates a natural contrast.

Now it is narrated vividly and vividly by Zhang Lin, a contemporary fierce man, and the comedy effect is directly full.

"This speech is interesting, a modern version of Datang"

"If the Tang Dynasty could realize modernization, what would the prosperous Tang Dynasty look like!"

"It exudes fierceness, and it's funny just thinking about it!"

Listening to the whispers in the audience behind her, Yang Mi sincerely thanked the program crew for their "favour of not killing".

Originally, according to the competition plan, this period should be [Bee Team] PK [Brother Team Overcoming All Troubles].

Later, after research by the program team, they found that this was not a forced conversation, but a unilateral killing.

Therefore, they forced a player from the Bee team to be "hospitalized" and used force majeure to allow Li Hong's team to take the lead.

A few days ago, Yang Mi felt very embarrassed~
She felt that she was definitely not as good as Zhang Lin, but her team members and the program team would not make her lose too ugly.

Now compare Zhang Lin’s speech and look at the speech prepared by the program team.

She understood the good intentions of the program team!

Because of this, she found Zhang Lin more and more charming~
But this amazing man didn't covet her beauty at all!

On the stage, Zhang Lin said loudly: "There is also a top student named Wang Wei. As the top scorer in the college entrance examination, he has already served as a supervisory censor.

His fans are growing rapidly, including Princess Ajiu..."

As he spoke, he looked at Zhang Zhaozhong who tilted his head and said with a smile: "Teacher Zhang, don't be surprised. It's really Princess Ah Jiu, not the one-armed nun that Yuan Chengzhi hooked up with, but Princess Yu Zhenjiu of the Tang Dynasty."

Smiling, Teacher Zhang Zhaozhong gave a thumbs up.

Just now, he was distracted for a moment, and Zhang Lin accurately caught him and predicted his prediction.

This ability to observe people's emotions deserves to be so popular!
Zhang Lin kept saying: "A classmate named Wang Changling has passed the erudite macro-ci subject and is called "superior" by contemporary people.

His representative work "Qin Shi Mingyue Han Shi Guan" swept the poetry world.

His public account is also very active, and he often exchanges recommendations with various big Vs. "

After a pause, he said with a smile: "Even the most unlucky classmate Li Bai has already grandly released "Wu Qi Qu" and "The Road to Shu" in the imperial capital, which have been widely retweeted and become famous.

Don’t look at it. Li DaV doesn’t have a public official position yet, and his official WeChat account has not been certified.

But he already has high-end elite fans such as He Zhizhang.

That's right, it's the He Zhizhang who "the spring breeze in February is like scissors". "

Secretly breathing a sigh of relief, Yang Mi felt lucky again.

She had heard and studied the poems read by Zhang Lin, and could recite them when given.

But who wrote these eternal quatrains, and the dynasty to which the author belongs, it’s like having no eyes for the belt - I can’t remember (can’t tie it)
After taking a look at the well-behaved Boss Yang, Zhang Lin withdrew his gaze and said: "Their status and fame all kill the loser young man Du Fu in an instant.

Although Du Fu also opened a WeChat official account "Zimei's Poetry".

However, its popularity is bleak, its fans are very few, and its reading volume is always hovering in single digits. "

hahaha~~
Audiences familiar with history laughed.

As long as modern people have received nine years of compulsory education, they will know that Li Bai and Du Fu are universally recognized as two insurmountable mountains among the poets of the Tang Dynasty.

However, the actual situation is ~
Compared with Li Bai, who was famous all over the world during his lifetime, Du Fu lived a wandering life, with little fame and difficulty in making a living.

It was not until many years after his death that his poems gradually became famous in China.

Therefore, the reading volume Zhang Lin mentioned just now is always hovering in single digits, which can be said to be a vivid interpretation of the situation of the poets who were not recognized for their talents at that time.

Involuntarily, Li Hong took a deep breath.

There was no need to take chances anymore. The speech she prepared was no match for Zhang Lin. The gap was simply too big.

The advantages accumulated by the team members may be ruined in her hands.

I really don’t like this feeling of being crushed!

Zhang Lin couldn't hear the sigh of the red seat, so he said to himself: "Du Fu silently followed their official WeChat account.

Oh, it would be great if I could play with these rich people! "

On the stage, when Zhang Lin imitated Du Fu's tone with charm and faintly said these words, the whole audience burst into laughter.

With a sigh, Yang Mi said in surprise: "Just now, Zhang Lin's acting skills were quite good!"

He laughed and nodded in agreement, but Teacher Zhang Zhaozhong didn’t answer.

Perhaps in his subconscious mind, he didn't think Yang Mi was qualified to comment on other people's acting skills.

Yang Mi: o(╯□╰)o
Following the laughter of the audience, Zhang Lin changed his tone to a serious speech and said: "This year, our Du Fu entered the poetry world as a scumbag.

His voice was so quiet that it was almost inaudible.

Hello everyone, I am a trumpet. "

When they heard that the topic of the speech was finally hit, everyone couldn't help but applaud.

To be honest, before the speech started, they were shocked and puzzled when they saw the title.

Now they understand and have substituted themselves into the trumpet Du Fu.

The Poet Saint's start was indeed quite miserable for a man!

"In the star-studded Tang Poetry Club, because he was a trumpet player, whenever a big V came in, he would stand up in a hurry, give up his seat to others, and work hard to make friends with others.

One day in a certain year, a big V with a windy walk opened the door and walked in coolly, sat down and put his feet on the coffee table.

His name is Li Bai. "

wow wow~~~
When the Poet Fairy arrived, the audience's applause became more enthusiastic.

It can be said that Li Bai's status in the hearts of Chinese people is unparalleled.

After all, fortunately, there is a Li Bai in China's history!
Fortunately, the Chinese people have Li Bai in their hearts!
He is a banished immortal! !

He is Mingyuehun! !

Zhang Lin said with a smile: "At this time, Li Bai had been greatly ignored by Xuanzong and driven out of the imperial capital.

But after all, he had served in the Hanlin Academy, participated in literary and art symposiums, and was a mentor-level boss. He was still much better than Du Fu. "

This sentence was suspected of boasting, and when he mentioned a mentor-level boss, he winked, and some viewers immediately put their hands on the speakers and booed.

Unmoved, Zhang Lin recounted: "Du Fu quickly stood up and greeted him, sincerely holding out his hands: "Teacher Li, can we... be friends? ""

Amidst the constant laughter, his tone increased: "People in later generations will try their best to exaggerate this handshake.

It is said to be the greatest encounter in the 4000-year history after Confucius met Lao Tzu, or the sun and moon met in the blue sky. "

hahaha~~
The audience couldn't be happier.

When Confucius and Laozi met, it is understandable that the sun and the moon collided.

Pressing his hands down slightly, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "However, the actual situation at that time was:

The trumpet Du Fu is basically a fan of the big v Li Bai.

In those days, he accompanied Li Bai on sightseeing tours, drinking and having sex, and from time to time he cast admiring glances at the person next to him.

In fact, throughout his whole life, he always admired, remembered and missed Li Dav:"

Shaking his head, Bai Ye began to recite: "Bai Ye's poems are incomparable, his thoughts are floating in the air, and his pen is shocked by the wind and rain. His poems weep for ghosts and gods, and his literary brilliance is so rich that it will be passed down unparalleled. Li Bai Yidou wrote hundreds of poems. He sleeps in a restaurant in Chang'an City. …

Every time spring comes, his longing for Li Bai becomes even more intense:

(End of this chapter)