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Chapter 193 The versatile Zhang Dacai

Suddenly, the inexplicable laughter made the whole audience burst into laughter.

"Everyone comes to sing, but you won't be allowed to sing. Even if I tell you to leave, you won't leave. The dancers are on stage, and the singers are offstage."

With his eyes wide open, Teacher Wu Bai let out a sigh after listening to this paragraph.

Next to him, Zhang Lin smiled handsomely and hummed: "After the concert, I will go to the KTV. The concert will be at the end of the year, and the microphone battery will still have three bars~"

hahaha~~~
  Teacher Wu Bai and all the fans laughed like crazy when they heard such a vivid metaphor that the microphone had three bars left.

Even backstage at the concert, all the singers couldn't help laughing.

"It sounds pretty good, quite classy!"

Holding back his smile, Lu Han nodded and commented.

Compared to his reserve, his girlfriend Guan Xiaotong just smiled and bent over.

Staring at the big screen with bright eyes, he stamped his feet with a smile and said: "I'm laughing so hard, hahaha~~
  What's going on with this unfamiliar yet familiar tone? "

On the other side, Zhang Zifeng joked with his friend in a low voice: "The meaning of this lyrics is that after the concert, Teacher Wu Baicheng went to KTV to have fun, haha~"

While talking, Zhang Lin on the stage sang a classic passage.

I saw him holding the microphone with both hands, imitating Teacher Wu Bai and humming: "My lyrics are not as good as cross talk, and the shirt I wear is not as good as the lining of a mooncake box~"

puff~
  Li Sisi had been holding back her laughter before, relying on the CCTV anchor's strong basic skills to endure it.

Unexpectedly, the success failed in the end and fell behind this lyric.

Because the lining of the mooncake box is really Bengbu, it’s so magical!

As a result, when she saw Teacher Wu Bai wearing a golden shirt in front of her, she couldn't help but want to laugh.

Not to mention Li Sisi, even Teacher Wu Bai himself laughed silly, and even took the initiative to show off his non-mainstream golden costume.

Feeling Teacher Wu Bai's hands on his shoulders, Zhang Lin kept humming: "Those on stage didn't buy tickets, but those in the audience sang very well. This youth scene is the lyrics book in my hand."

The last line was sublimated, and Wu Bai sang "yo yo" in every line, which immediately attracted cheers.

In the sea of ​​light gathered by countless fluorescent sticks, various praises came one after another.

"Zhang Lin fills this word perfectly!!"

"Hahaha I suggest Wu Bai sing this song next time, it's so funny."

"Oh oh oh, the guy on the stage please come to the door to pay for the ticket, haha."

"Hahahahahaha I'm laughing so hard"

"Hahaha, Wu Bai came to the stage to listen to the song for free. Are you angry or not? Hahaha."

"Only when I heard the tune was that of myself suddenly"

"Come on, come on, after drinking this cup, there will be one more."

Amidst the boiling cheers, Zhang Lin's singing entered the B2 section.

At this time, the two of them were side by side, looking ahead.

With Wu Bai playing the accompaniment, Zhang Lin sang loudly and hummed: "Hey, everyone, come and sing, but you won't be allowed to sing. Even if I tell you to leave, you won't leave. The dancers are on stage, and the singers are off stage."

After the concert, I will go to the KTV by myself. I will only sing five hundred, and the rest of the people will watch.

How can it be considered a rehearsal if the audience doesn't show up?

I couldn't get a word in, so I held the mic in my hands all the time.

Others call it tour, I call it inspection, others call it performance, but I call it coaching. "

hahaha~~~
  There was another burst of laughter.

The inspection really made everyone laugh!
  Amidst the boiling laughter, Zhang Lin's tone changed to normal, and he said with a smile: "That teacher Wu Bai's fitness session is over. Please leave the venue in an orderly manner, thank you~"

After Pi was very happy, he hurriedly said to Teacher Wu Bai's "shocked" expression: "There is another song, "Norwegian Wood", are you ready?"

"Ready!"

The sound of the same voice came out, causing Zhang Lin's eardrums to hurt.

After this period of exaggerating the atmosphere, the chorus of teacher Wu Bai's love songs has come naturally.

Next, as expected, a chorus of [-] people shocked the heart.

After the "Flowers of June" national cultural performance for college and middle school students, Zhang Lin unsurprisingly became the focus of the media.

As for the topic, it is no surprise that it is related to tonight’s magic reform.

Facing microphones from many different platforms, Zhang Lin smiled and said: "I think Teacher Wu Bai is the most unlikely singer in China to lip-sync.

Yes, because he doesn’t sing at all (hahaha)”

He laughed a few times, shook his head and praised: "As soon as the music starts, the conductor comes on stage.

With one finger and one finger, the chorus begins.

Other singers hold concerts, and fans listen to the singers sing.

Teacher Wu Bai held a concert, and the singer listened to the fans singing.

Fans spent money to appear to be going to a concert, but in fact they were going to a KTV.

I remember one time, before Teacher Wu Bai arrived, the fans started singing first. "

Several reporters should know about this concert, and they all laughed out loud.

Zhang Lin nodded and said: "I think Teacher Wu Bai is the most relaxed singer in the Chinese music world!
  There is no need to manage your body, worry about your appearance, match your clothes, or even sing in concerts.

After a year of concerts, I still had two cells left on the microphone at the end of the year.

You mean mooncake lining?
  When I changed this sentence, I mainly thought of the clothes worn by Teacher Wu Bai in his concerts, which are loose, comfortable and ugly.

It is said that these clothes are all the goods accumulated from his failure in the clothing business. They are very expensive and only one set of each style is produced.    Because the second set cannot be sold! "

hahaha~~
  Amid the laughter of the reporters, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "I finally understand why in "New Police Story", Mr. Eason Chan drove a truck to hit Mr. Wu Bai without getting paid!
  Even my girlfriend told me:

Teacher Wu Bai's concert was the bleakest concert she had ever seen!

There was only one audience, Teacher Wu Bai.

At the concert, there were singers who sang for real and singers who lip-synced. Teacher Wu Bai simply refused to sing, and fans bought concert tickets to sing to him.

I have to say that he makes money easier than Teacher Zeng Yi. "

After applauding, he added: "Of course, Teacher Wu Bai and Teacher Zeng Yi cannot be the reason for everyone to openly fish.

Because you can fish, but you can’t really cook! ! ! "

Hearing this last emphasis, everyone onlookers nodded.

Wu Bai and Zeng Yi are veterans in the Chinese music scene, and their strength has been proven by the public.

They can catch fish, which is one way fans show their love for them.

Try it on another singer?
  "The microphone has 3 bars left, I'm laughing so hard [crying with laughter]"

"I bought [-] tickets, [-] didn't sing, and the remaining [-] kept singing [doge]"

"Friends with a ticket price of more than 1580 yuan, please try to take pictures clearly. Don't shake your hands. Try not to sing along. If you sing along, don't post it. Please try to use a mobile phone with a price of more than 4000 yuan to take pictures to ensure the sound quality and picture clarity. Thank you very much !Although I can’t afford tickets, it doesn’t mean I don’t have standards and pursuits.”

“The lining of the mooncake box cannot be stretched [laughing and crying]”

"Wu Bai's self-service concert has spread, and the Phoenix group next door has been gradually causing trouble recently [eating melon]"

"Hahahaha, the old "artist" is inspecting [hahaha]"

"One hundred years later, in front of Wu Bai's tomb, a fan blew the grass on the grave and rustled. A group of people sang his song with guitars [smile]"

"..."

CCTV's new location, in a dance practice room.

Sitting cross-legged and looking down at the barrage on his phone, Guo Ruotian said: "It's quite strange~
  I am not familiar with Teacher Wu Bai at all, and I don’t remember his face.

Even the names of his songs feel strange to me.

But as soon as the melody sounds, I can sing the lyrics directly? "

After saying that, Beauty Guo put on an incredibly cute expression.

At this time, she had her hair in a bun, a beaded flower hairpin, her clothes were decorated with butterfly patterns, she had a long skirt with wide sleeves, and she was holding a French horn, as if she had stepped out of the "Ancient Lady Pictures".

Paired with this cute expression, I really feel pity for you!
  Next to him, Green Paopao, who was also dressed in ancient costume, said with a smile: "He is a poor singer, of course the fans like him.

Moreover, his songs are simple enough to accompany us in our youth and have become a kind of memory symbol!

You may not know Wu Bai and his songs.

But life is so long, you must have heard his songs. "

After a hum, Sister Yue said with envy: "It can be said that there is a song that is so popular that fans are vying to sing it for you. This is the greatest honor for a singer!
  Isn’t it more real than those awards?

It blends into the soul of the audience! "

After a pause, he added: "Although Dalinzi is joking, I still want to say that many of Wu Bai's songs are live versions recorded at the concert. This is something that many singers cannot do."

"Sister Moon, are you a fan of Teacher Wu Bai?"

Ma Yanshu was surprised. She thought Sister Moon was a squirrel just like her!

With a smile, Sister Moon nodded.

Now, after the recording of "Young Summer", she is already a big fan of Zhang Lin.

What I said just now is actually to tell everyone how lucky I am to be able to sing Zhang Lin's songs as the lead singer!

Moreover, the songs are destined to be hits like "Baby Face" and "A Little Sweet"!

In the future, when people talk about this song, it is also a hurdle that they cannot overcome.

It can be said that he has left the Chinese music scene in disguise!

It's a pity that a few people who chew peony like this can't realize how precious this opportunity is!
  While a few people were talking, the "Flowers in June" national college and high school students' art performance also successfully made its debut.

In other words, the famous scene created by Zhang Lin was completely out of the circle.

For a time, the Internet was full of related topics.

After the #五百suzhou concert overturned, he regained his "place" and became a conductor again, with Zhang Lin singing for him! #
  #张林: The most unfavorable singer in China, Wu Bai#
  #五百: You may not believe it, but I only need to start a concert! #
  #After singing this song, it’s time to get off work! If you want to cry, "Sudden Self" has another famous scene of ten thousand people singing #
  #五百concert "You Said", also known as "Awakening Time"-Music Story Hall Y#
  With the extremely high level of topic discussion, it will naturally attract more and more people's attention.

One of them, a farmer named Wheatfield Farmer, had an idea when he saw this.

Thinking about it, he exported the May concert video sent to him by fans from his computer hard drive and began to compare it frame by frame.

At the same time, Zhang Lin returned home.

After finishing these two announcements, the time has come to June 2017, 6.

Early morning, heavy rain.

Braving the wind and rain, he came to the documentary channel again. Zhang Lin looked at his old acquaintance Geng Xiaohui with speechless eyes.

If this guy hadn't spoiled the fun, he would still be sleeping soundly with his girlfriend in his arms, or he would be woken up by the heavy rain to show off his talents!

Emmm...

I'm so angry, these damn guys!
  Perhaps guessing that he was disappointed, Geng Xiaohui, who had the same name as the fox boss, laughed and asked enthusiastically whether he had eaten.

"I ate shit. I got up and came to record the show. Please give me something to eat."

"It's been prepared a long time ago. Let's go for a walk and eat in the office."

(End of this chapter)