Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

Chapter 200 The senior’s main style is funny and real

What follows is a speech by the school leader that is popular across the country and has Chinese characteristics. Zhang Lin's long-standing memory was flooded when he saw it.

It wasn't until about four o'clock in the afternoon that, accompanied by the class teacher, he came to the second class of the third grade of high school where he once studied.

oh oh oh~~

When seeing the arrival of the legendary senior, the lucky Grade [-] students cheered excitedly.

From the next class, the sounds of students wailing could be heard.

Zhang Lin proved with practical actions that there is no real fairness in this world.

In the ivory tower of the school, there are also people who were born in Rome.

Chan walked to the podium with a smile and turned to face all the students.

Pressing his hands down to signal them to be calm, Zhang Lin said with a smile: "Time is limited, senior, I will not give lectures to you.

If you want to listen to my class, please pay more attention to my program.

For example, the recently popular "I Am a Speaker" is very suitable for you (grin). "

After watching his program, Zhang Lin coughed and suggested: "I have an idea. It's a little game my teacher played when I was in high school. I remember it deeply.

What is the game?

It's just that the boys stand before the girls. It's very simple. It tests everyone's reaction ability.

Next, I will quickly set the questions, and for the students who can persist to the end, I will answer a question for them. "

Young people are very lively and fun.

Hearing what Zhang Lin said, all the students in Class [-], Grade [-], became excited.

"Okay, then I'll start~"

After shouting, seeing the students sitting upright, Zhang Lin said loudly: "Girls stand, girls stand, girls stand, boys stand.

Boys stand, boys stand, boys stand to represent the end of class.

Class representative station, class representative station, class representative station finished wearing glasses. "

At the beginning, the questions were not difficult. The students cooperated very well and stood up and down without making any mistakes.

until……

“Stand by those with glasses, stand by those with glasses, and stop by those with glasses.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Lin saw many students being shaken and forced to sit down.

There was only one male classmate who was so engrossed that he didn't realize that he was tricking them, so he stood up stupidly.

Then, he was the only one in the class who stood up.

hahaha~~~

Suddenly, everyone in the class burst into laughter.

The surrounding students even laughed out loud, turning their laughter into emojis.

Smiling, he walked up to this lucky classmate. Looking at his resentful expression, Zhang Lin put his arms around his shoulders and couldn't help laughing.

If memory serves me correctly, this person is still a class representative!

hahaha~~~

He couldn't help laughing for a while, and then said: "What a hearty surrender!

At this point do you want to say:

Are you waiting here for me? "

Subconsciously sighing, the class representative covered his face with his hands sadly, feeling extremely ashamed.

This time he was embarrassed in front of the legendary senior and was tricked by a few words. He was destined to become the joke of the entire school.

Of course, at such a young age, he hasn't thought that far yet.

I'm so embarrassed now, it's just that the young man can't bear to lose face.

Zhang Lin patted him on the shoulder and recalled with a smile: "I remember when I was a freshman in high school, I was tricked like this by my class teacher."

Ah, the class representative suddenly felt like he had found an organization.

Look, it’s not that I’m stupid, my seniors have also been tricked~

Their eyes met, Zhang Lin said seriously: "But I persisted for ten rounds, and I was tricked when I was the only one left."
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Suddenly, the class representative's face was covered with sweat.

He was both a fallen man from the end of the world, but he only lasted four rounds.

After laughing, Zhang Lin continued to say heartbrokenly: "I also defended myself at the time, but unlike you, you didn't help yourself at all.

Come, senior, teach me, let you see how I save myself~"

As he spoke, [50]'s acting skills exploded, and he imitated the tone of the colonel perfectly and explained: "If I said that I stood up because I wanted to go to the toilet, would you believe it, teacher? Hehehe~

All the trust between us is gone!

Students connect with you heart to heart, and you use brains with students.

The ones with mobile phones are standing here, right? Hahaha (wry smile)~

I still want to thank you. Before I left the society, you let me taste the dangers of the human heart. It’s hard to guard against it!

The most disgusting path I have ever taken is your routine! "

hahaha~~~

The whole class burst into laughter, and many students laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt. They were lying on the desks with tears constantly spilling from the corners of their eyes.

When they watched TV before, they didn't think the senior was funny, they just thought he was talented.

How come they are face to face and can make them laugh silly with just a few words?

The head teacher at the door even knocked over the paint box of memory, and was filled with sighs and emotions for a while.

Now that I think about it, genius is often traceable!

As Zhang Lin said, he was numb from studying for three years in high school, which completely restricted the shining point of his genius.

The self-rescue he performed when he was caught was certainly not how he behaved now.

At that time, Zhang Lin insisted on going to the toilet and looked like he couldn't hold it in. He could only let him go to the toilet and then come to the office.

In the end, no matter how hard I searched on my phone, nothing came up. As a teacher, he had no choice but to admit defeat.

He was quite unhappy at the time, but now that he thinks about it, this is indeed a sign that Zhang Lin rarely shows signs of talent.

Shaking his head with great nostalgia, Zhang Lin pretended to be dignified and said: "Very good, this classmate, please come to the office after class.

Hahaha~

Okay, I won’t scare you anymore, just a joke.

Since you are the only one left standing, as a way to make up for the routine you just played, the spot to ask the question is yours.

Junior, do you have anything to ask? "

After all, he was a student of No. [-] Middle School. The class representative who had been tricked quickly came to his senses, thought for a moment and said, "Senior, my favorite book is "Harry Potter."

I have also watched the Harry Potter series in Screening Room Six, more than once.

I've always been thinking, why can't Chinese people write such good fantasy books? ” ˆ ˆ Yes, “Lord of the Mysteries” to be released next year is quite interesting!

Unfortunately, I have to wait another six or seven years to watch the sequel "Circle of Destiny"~

(へ╬)

With thoughts rushing through his mind, he smiled and said, "We are China, and we have a good Xianxia series."

"I know~"

Nodding, the class representative said: "I just can't help but wonder, what would it be like if Hogwarts were in China?"

Blinking his eyes, Zhang Lin's face was full of black question marks.

After being stunned for a moment, he asked in astonishment: "Hogwarts is in China, so this is your problem?"

At this time, the head teacher said: "Mao Shuo, ask a serious question."

The class representative named Mao Shuo hurriedly said: "Okay, let me ask another question~~"

"No, you sit down."

Raising his hand to hold him down, Zhang Lin smiled and said, "I'll answer your question.

Let me think~"

As he spoke, he walked towards the podium.

When he walked to the desk, the look of contemplation on his face had disappeared, and he spoke with wisdom in hand: "What would be the effect if Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was opened in China?

As soon as school started in September, I saw a banner at the door.

There are 273 days left before Voldemort arrives.

As soon as you enter the school, a tense atmosphere is created for you. "

Stunned for a moment, class representative Mao Shuo couldn't help but be speechless.

But then I thought about it, isn’t that it?

Zhang Lin thought to himself and said: "At the opening ceremony, Principal Dumbledore announced:

Freshmen in the Ministry of Magic each "voluntarily" purchase a Chinese-style fashion item - a wand protective case to protect their wands. "

hahaha~~~

Seeing the uniform dark blue table covers in front of them, the students all got the idea and laughed out loud.

What the senior said was so funny and so true!

In this short time, he thought of so many things. How did he get such a brain?

Amidst laughter, Zhang Lin thought to himself and said: "For third-year students in the Ministry of Magic, all physical education classes such as Quidditch are cancelled, and all are replaced by self-study.

The senior students returned to the classroom and were handed out a bunch of exercise books.

What about "Three Years of Voldemort and Five Years of Simulation" and "Records of Previous Battles Against Voldemort".

There is also the most crucial book, "3000 Frequently Used Spells for Crazy Spells". "

hahaha~~~

Looking at the similar study materials on the table, the junior students laughed out loud again.

They finally understood;

The senior's narration is mainly funny and true!

Smiling, Zhang Lin said: "I've finished getting the basic accessories for you, and then we'll directly enter the sprint stage to face Voldemort.

At six-thirty in the morning, before Voldemort woke up, the senior students started running in the morning, reciting spells while running.

Then at [-]:[-], I had a morning self-study, eating crispy noodles and practicing Avada Kedavra there.

Then there is the seamless connection of various magic instructors.

There are eight classes a day on Muggle sociology, Defense Against the Dark Arts, etc., and the schedule is full.

At night, Voldemort has gone to bed, and there is evening self-study here!

The real questions asked by senior students over the years to confront Voldemort will make you doubt your life. "

wow wow~~~

Warm applause broke out, and the junior students expressed their sympathy.

Even the school leaders watching at the door felt a sense of familiarity.

Walking to the center of the podium, Zhang Lin said: "Azkaban Prison has also been renovated and is called Azkaban Tutorial Academy.

There is also a slogan posted on the door:

Lying on firewood, one tastes the bile, tastes the cocoon and feels the pain.

Break the cauldron and realize the golden June dream.

The Goblet of Fire has also been renamed in China, called the Olympic Magic Competition.

As long as you can get the top three, Voldemort will take a detour when he sees you.

But after all, this is the height that only the chosen one can reach.

So the magic instructors also changed the Order of the Phoenix and called it a training class to challenge Voldemort.

There are 24 hours a day, and I wish you could study for 20 hours.

There are 4 hours left for you to do your homework.

Male and female magicians walk together and accuse you of puppy love. They use TikTok during class to accuse you of not getting along with your true career.

The magic director can walk more than 300 times a day in the corridor, and he always quietly appears at the back door inadvertently.

Different classrooms also have different slogans:

For example, fight against Voldemort with a relaxed mood and go home with joy of victory.

Another example is fighting him all autumn, winter, spring and summer, and winning him without any regrets.

Break the cauldron and sink the boat to win the sunrise and sunset.

Fight to the death and fight to the death.

With these words, I ask you, are you afraid of Voldemort? "

Listening to the fearful voices of the junior students, Zhang Lin chuckled and said: "When the time comes, at least half of the students in the entire academy will have Dumbledore's pulsing strength.

Not to mention Voldemort, adding Grindelwald won't work either! "

hahaha~~

Looking at the youthful juniors and girls, Zhang Lin got back to the topic and said: "So don't envy foreign students, they don't understand what it means to go to school.

With our teaching model, one Voldemort is simply not enough to defeat him.

But let's talk about it, let's talk about it, don't joke about your studies.

Cherish every day on campus, and in the future you will find that campus memories are the happiest times in your life.

Thank you~"

(End of this chapter)