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Chapter 234 The ink in the chest is as empty as a valley, and the poems and calligraphy in the belly are self-sufficient.

After shaking his head, Zhang Lin looked at the screen and said maliciously: "Now, how many "strain-injured youths" are secretly copying health care homework from all over the Internet?

Everyone reported their names. "

He laughed and continued amidst countless applications: "I say it's easy for me to be "ga", but when all kinds of physical problems come to my door.

Those of you who were most afraid of looking at report cards when you were young are now afraid of looking at physical examination reports.

Therefore, you young people who cherish your life have started the "lazy health care" of Generation Z.

Black sesame pills, late-night water, probiotic gummies, and various health snacks are becoming craving-satisfying substitutes for milk tea, and have become part of the life of Generation Z’s “health army”. "

At this time, Yang Mi interjected: "This is not bad, but it would be really miserable to be reaped the IQ tax by various weight loss products and health products!"

As soon as these words came out, a stream of face-palming emoticons appeared on the barrage.

Obviously, in this era when the online shopping industry is so developed, there are many young people who pay the IQ tax for this.

After all, you can get "god-level effects" for just a few dozen yuan, so even if you have the mentality of giving it a try, you will be fooled.

Li Hong smiled and asked: "Then how do you two know so clearly?"

Yang Mi/Zhang Lin:o(╯□╰)o

With an elegant smile, Li Hong changed the subject and said: "I think there are many reasons for the "crippling phenomenon" of college students.

In the final analysis, it is because young people think they can afford it and drive their body car unscrupulously.

In fact, the body has durability.

Expiration of time and excessive use will cause irreversible damage. "

After quickly saying yes, Zhang Lin tilted his head and thought for a while, recalling: "I remember when I was in college, there was a classmate who didn't like to drink water.

Every time I buy a large can of Sprite and put it in my dormitory as a bucket, I will drink tons of cool drinks when I'm thirsty.

After drinking like this for half a semester, one morning I couldn't move in bed, and I was so paralyzed that I couldn't get up at all.

I went to the hospital and it was found that I was suffering from severe potassium deficiency. I was hospitalized and was given fluids to supplement my potassium. "

After taking a look at the barrage, he solemnly added: "Don't think that it's nothing if it's just water and no surgery.

You know, it is very painful when the potassium supplement liquid is injected into the blood vessels.

Moreover, when potassium deficiency is severe, it will affect the circulatory system and cause cardiac arrest.

Everyone must pay attention! "

Nodding heavily, Yang Mi, who also felt guilty, echoed: "Yes, you must pay attention to it.

do not know why?

I feel like it’s really easy for young people nowadays to kneel down!

Although they are obviously taller than the others, they are all more fragile than the older generation.

Maybe it’s because the pressure is really high and the mental state is really not normal! "

He quickly added: "No, although everyone is talking about these things in a joking tone, it is really difficult to make fun of contemporary young people!

But to be honest, many of them are distressing and dangerous.

After everyone laughs, we still need to take it seriously!

Although the young body can withstand the torment.

but……

It’s not such a toss-up method! "

After saying yes, Zhang Lin didn't give Li Hong a chance to speak, and said with a smile: "Not to mention, you college students are quite optimistic.

A person in his twenties has the body of a sixty or seventy-year-old, the financial ability of a ten-year-old, and the emotional management of a three-year-old.

Happy, everything is happy.

If you look at this comment, you are almost going to the operating room, yet you are still smiling and making fun of yourself for being so crispy. "

hahaha~~~

As soon as these words came out, the lounge burst into laughter.

I have to say that the mentality of contemporary college students is indeed very good!

Faced with unpreventable illnesses and torture, they always use humorous language to ridicule, accept with an open-minded attitude, and live a much more optimistic life than the older generation.

They are willing to share, and through cheerful music and humorous expressions, they turn the unbearable aspects of illness into fun, giving themselves a little courage to cope with the unpleasantness caused by accidents.

What they gain are the kind jokes and similar experiences in the comment area, as well as the comfort and encouragement conveyed through words.

A college student who is devoted to Buddhism can laugh to death with his speeches.

"I have been officially diagnosed as a pure person. I love eating snacks and drinking milk tea."

At first glance, you can tell that this is a heroic woman who often runs in both directions with Aunt Goose Legs at night in order to reward herself.

"I have been officially diagnosed as a lazy sheep. I am a noble sheep born for sleeping."

As for this person, it can be seen that his happy life is to eat when he is full, sleep when he is full, and eat when he is full.

"I have been officially diagnosed with a mushroom. No known mushroom in the world can walk."

It can be seen that this person does not like outdoor sunlight, likes dark corners, and does not like sports!

It can be seen from the hilarious comments that many college students today are trapped in the dilemma of "presentism".

In pursuit of immediate comfort and immediate pleasure, I indulge in staying up late to watch videos and play games.

Exercise is a ‘next time’ thing.

In this way, poor physical fitness is a matter of course.

However, if we simply attribute the "crispy skin" entirely to the poor physical condition of college students, it will inevitably become a superficial and condescending blanket statement.

Less than six hours of sleep a day, mountains of test papers...

High school students sit in a corner of their desks all day long. Even though they yearn to run and leap freely in their hearts, their hands and feet are more or less bound by their schoolwork.

What's more, trading health for a future will lead to stomachache, cervical spondylosis, and lumbar muscle strain.

When I came to the university campus with the expectation that "it will be easy after I go to university," I found that the pressure of academic work has not diminished, and I often have to "take exams."

Not to mention the hellish "volume" life that comes after work.

All kinds of life and work matters, every possible opportunity is taken up early in the week's schedule.

I am trying hard to adapt to the rules of life, and naturally I can't care about living a regular life. After telling his own opinions, Zhang Lin looked at the barrage that filled the screen with tears, and kept saying: "Staying up late with revenge, which is harmful to health, has also become a popular phenomenon among young people.

What I stayed up was not the night, but the freedom I lost during the day.

Psychologist Adler believes that "retaliatory staying up late" or "late bedtime obsessive-compulsive disorder" is a compensatory psychology based on a self-defense mechanism.

When the day is filled with involuntary tasks and the need for time control is not met, the night is diverted to make up for it.

Staying up late with a vengeance has also been linked to addictive behaviors.

We know that staying up late is harmful, but when young people resist anxiety and gain pleasure by staying up late, but cannot find other ways to combat anxiety, they inevitably fall into a cycle of staying up late. "

Listening to the buzzing of professional terms, Yang Mi once again had a sense of déjà vu that refreshed her outlook on life.

At this moment, she remembered the review of Zhang Lin by a major newspaper.

Some people are not arrogant, but they forget the vulgarity when they see it;

It's not dazzling, but it reaches people's hearts.

Zhang Lin should be like this.

From a foreign correspondent to a stage actor, people have fallen in love with his talent time and time again. His literary ink in his chest is as empty as a valley, and his poetry and calligraphy are full of poetry and calligraphy.

Not knowing yet being admired, Zhang Lin stared at the camera and kept saying: "Physical sub-health has nothing to do with mental state.

Because of health, because of study, because of classmates and social relationships, because of love, because of not being able to find a job...

“Crash,” “anxiety,” and “defense breaking” have become popular emotional labels.

And these invisible life pressures will quietly transform into tangible cases.

Sharing posts of somatized symptoms of anxiety and depression abound on major platforms.

But as an audience, when we see these college students openly sharing their illness, even though we laugh and knock wooden fish, we feel that they are actually quite brave.

It is obviously a miserable illness, but for them, it is something that can be used as a joke.

It's okay, it's just illness.

Being sick is neither scary nor shameful.

The first reaction of viewers who watched the video may be laughter. After all, in their witticisms, the reasons for illness or injury do seem strange, but after laughing, they will always feel a little uncomfortable and distressed.

Perhaps, the attitude of crispy college students towards "crispy" reflects their attitude towards society.

Maybe I just lost the protection of my teacher and started to learn to fly. I always stumble and get injured easily.

But you can always go on optimistically, being squishy but tenacious and hard to kill. "

After chatting with crispy college students for a while, the topic turned to Chinese.

Reporter Xiaowen asked: "Someone asked, how to write the best way to write about family love?

Three teachers, how should they write? "

After hearing this, Yang Mi suddenly felt a little autistic.

Who the hell knows how to write the best way to write about family love?

Returning three teachers is not digging a hole for yourself!

On the other side, Li Hong said after careful consideration: "Start by saying: Mom, I won't go, that's all feudal superstition, and I never believe in that.

The ending reads: I cannot kneel down at the feet of Guanyin, praying for my mother’s recovery and peace. "

After listening to Li Hong read it, Yang Mi and Xiaowen suddenly got goosebumps when they got the core idea of ​​this sentence.

She is worthy of being the first sister of the international channel, the famous Red Seat, she is so full of poetry and poetry!

Zhang Lin also shook his head and sighed: "When a materialist kneels down to pray to illusory gods and Buddhas, I really can't imagine how uncomfortable he is!"

Seeing this in the live broadcast, many people with related experiences suddenly had tears in their eyes.

Facing the compliment, Li Hong smiled slightly, feeling a little unhappy.

At her age, she has already given away many relatives of the older generation!

This feeling was unforgettable to her.

After applauding, Xiaowen looked at Zhang Lin: "Is there more?"

"There are many!"

With a handsome smile, Zhang Lin blurted out: "For example, at the beginning, my grandmother hugged me, and I wonder if I weighed four pounds or seven taels?

At the end, I am holding my grandma in my arms, wondering if she weighs four pounds or seven taels? "

Chinese is broad and profound, and everyone immediately understood the meaning of this sentence.

Sighing, Zhang Lin, who had said something similar to Yu Haoming Barbecue Restaurant, stopped expressing his opinion and continued:

"There is another one. At the beginning, he went to the police station to open an account for me. At the end, he wrote, I went to the police station to close the account for him."

Bang bang bang~~~

Applauding, Yang Mi looked full of admiration.

Although she already knew Zhang Lin's talent very well and had strong enough psychological expectations.

But every time, I am always amazed.

Sure enough, talented men are fascinating!

Grinning, Zhang Lin recalled: "I remember reading an elementary school essay, which made many of us netizens break their guard.

The content is: I found that my eyes can hold everything, except tears.

There are more people in grandma’s house, and there are more portraits of grandma, but grandma is missing in grandma’s house! "

As he spoke, he sighed and kept saying: "Some people even don't mention the word death, and they can't live without death.

The operation was successful and ended my life of failure.

From then on, I changed from a dreamer to a dreamer.

Doesn’t it feel great? "

(End of this chapter)