Entertainment: Dominate domestic entertainment through host competition

'When it comes to Master Ma, I'm afraid everyone's mouth corners will be slightly raised, revealing a mocking smile.

Although he is a clown, don't underestimate him or even laugh at him.

Because to be honest, many of the people who laugh at him don't make as much money as this pushy little old man...'

Muttering to himself, Zhang Lin brainwashed himself so that he would not laugh out loud when they faced each other later.

After all, as a nationally renowned host, that is too unsightly, so you have to be graceful!

While he was thinking, Master Ma, who looked like a great master, came over and stood one meter away from him.

With a sarcastic smile, Zhang Lin said hello.

Master Ma saluted with his hands clasped in fists, and in a loud and funny tone, he said in his unique Ma Mandarin: "Hello, I am the master of Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi."

"Hello, hello~"

"Tamu said, you hate death and collusion with culture. Don't you know death and Chinese martial arts? Or do you like to read martial arts novels?"

After being stunned for a moment, Zhang Lin finally concluded;

Tamu said = they said, reprieve = like, collusion = tradition.

Oh my obsessive-compulsive disorder, this Mandarin is so addictive!

Cursing in amusement, Zhang Lin ignored the system task prompts in his ears and nodded heavily: "I like it, I like it very much.

I feel that wherever there are Chinese people, there are martial arts novels.

Martial arts is the unique heroism of the Chinese people.

Different from Yamato's Bushido and imported American superheroes, thousands of years of martial arts culture has been immersed in the blood of the Chinese people, and it is a cultural resonance unique to the Chinese.

This is a daydream that has persisted for thousands of years.

As time goes by, this heroic spirit may weaken, but it will never be healed.

Therefore, how can young Chinese people not have heroes’ dreams? "

Ness, that’s so well said!

With a sigh of admiration in his heart, Master Ma was also stunned by these elegant words.

This was completely different from the big bosses he usually interacted with.

Open your mouth and get a perfect composition!

Did this kid grow up eating books?

Muttering in his heart, Master Ma maintained his master's demeanor and considered how to show his peerless style so that Zhang Lin, a great talent, would be impressed by his ability and willingly kneel down and call him master.

In that case, his Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi Sect will be very profitable!

While he was thinking about it, a staff member said: "Zhang Lin, what you said is great. As we travel through time, this heroic spirit may weaken, but it will never be healed. You are really talented. When it comes to my martial arts skills, I’m lost in my heart!”

"Thank you for your recognition~"

"I should be the one thanking you. By the way, there is a novel with a strong martial arts spirit recently called "Once upon a time there was a Spirit Sword Mountain". It is very well written. I recommend you to read it."

"I've read this novel."

"Have you seen me? (My eyes light up) How do you think? It looks good, right?"

"nice."

Seeing that the topic has been distorted, I am no longer the focus.

Master Ma hurriedly coughed and immediately spoke Ma Mandarin. With the cooperation of his disciples, he began to brazenly and shamelessly praise himself and Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi.

What became popular in the UK and was reported by countless media;

The contemporary Bruce Lee has a very high status abroad;

What kind of master of boxing skills has created the unique skill of connecting and transforming hair?

In short, the two of them have simply become accustomed to being shameless!

Zhang Lin:-_-||

Maybe the praise was too much, or maybe the system was messed up. The staff member who just recommended the novel said angrily: "You have a hair extension, aren't you a liar!"

As soon as these words came out, Master Ma's eyes suddenly widened.

Looking at the staff of Rengao Ma University, he said amidst the angry shouts of the disciples: "Young man, you must be clear that the Jiehuafa I am talking about is to carry forward the vast traditional martial arts on the basis of Serangbo Qianjin.

With the help of hair extensions, I punched 11 times in one second and defeated the gold belt winner. "

Zhang Lin was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses;

vomit porridge dwarf dwarf eh=European MMA

Selangbo, a thousand gold = four taels, a thousand catties

Oh my god, this is Mandarin that makes people suffer from obsessive-compulsive disorder!

He was muttering in his heart and said with a solemn expression on his face: "Brother, you punch 11 times in one second!

I've never seen it.

You can apply for Guinness World Records for this!

Master Ma should be really capable. Don't be so aggressive with your words, or he'll hit you. "

Obviously, this guy is not too big a deal to just watch the excitement and is here to add fuel to the flames!

Master Ma didn't hear it. Hearing this, he straightened his back and let out an arrogant snort.

Take a look, it turned out to be a CCTV host who provided him with new ideas.

Apply for Guinness World Records!

After snorting, the staff member actually came up and sneered: "Why are you really capable?

To put it bluntly, he is a liar, a liar who uses Chinese martial arts to say how powerful he is.

11 punches in one second, haha~

I advise you to keep your eyes open.

For those who are in the martial arts circle, which is one of the three hardest-hit areas for scammers, you must be more cautious.

These days, too many people are reaping the IQ tax under the name of "martial arts," using the I-Ching Bagua to package so-called traditional martial arts, hair extensions, life and life consulting, etc.

It’s not that martial arts is bad.

But these people have basically never practiced any martial arts. They just use some common and far-fetched truths and talk about specious things to get people in.

In fact, all this has nothing to do with real martial arts. Martial arts is just taking the blame.

What, you are not convinced?

Then let's have a fight and we'll see the truth. Whoever doesn’t beat his grandson~”

The staff probably knew Master Ma, so they were not polite at all.

It was the most sarcastic thing to do, but it made Master Ma and his disciples so angry that they all wanted to tear the staff to pieces with their eyes wide open.

However, Master Ma's three disciples scolded each other, but none of them dared to step forward. They were all afraid of the powerful body of the staff and only acted as the strongest king behind Master Ma.

This puts Master Ma on the fire!

Under the scornful challenge of the staff, under Zhang Lin's seemingly persuasive but in reality exaggerating efforts, and under the loud shouts of the onlookers, the situation was once very embarrassing, and I didn't know what to do.

Fortunately, Master Ma lacks everything except the confidence of fans.

Amidst the praises one after another, he had already lost himself. He really believed that he was a martial arts master, and regarded himself as the "Kung Fu King" and "Modern Bruce Lee".

And this is also the reason why he accepted so many challenges in his previous life and was KOed again and again.

Of course, the fact that the apprentice failed to live up to his expectations and was even inferior to the rabble of old monster Xingxiu was also an important reason.

When something happens, he can only deal with it himself.

At this time, the staff member named Yang Fan was furious. Master Ma agreed with eyes full of anger, threatening to let the young people gain knowledge.

Suddenly, the three losers shouted, indicating that Yang Fan was about to die!

Looking at the two people gearing up, Lou Yixiao was dumbfounded.

He came closer to Zhang Lin and said worriedly: "Zhang Lin, what should I do if something happens?"

At this time, the organizer's staff also came up and said anxiously: "Zhang Lin, please advise me. What should I do if Yang Fan is injured?"

Zhang Lin twitched the corner of his mouth, suppressing a smile, and nodded: "Don't worry, it's okay.

If something goes wrong, I will immediately rush up and shout to stop. "

As he said that, he turned around and glanced at Lou Yixiao. He glanced at the cameras that were turned on and knew that Master Ma might become famous in advance!

Sure enough, in the next five seconds of the rabbit rising and the falcon falling, Master Ma was knocked out by Yang Fan's left hook and right hook before he could even use his hair and five lightning whips. He fainted and fell asleep on the ground. Very peaceful.

Everything happened so suddenly that Zhang Lin didn't even see it clearly because he was talking to the organizer. The match ended just like that.

"Master Ma, Master Ma!!"

Xun Sheng turned his head in shock and looked at the people swarming forward. Zhang Lin and Lou Yixiao were stunned.

The organizer staff were even dumbfounded!

He expected this script, but he didn't expect that it was Master Ma who fell to the ground!

As the person in charge of the Peixian Martial Arts Exchange Center, they invited Master Ma, but it cost a lot.

And then this~~

The so-called Master Ma was knocked down by his outsourced staff in less than five seconds, and finally lost consciousness completely.

In less than five seconds, he was knocked down by an amateur boxer!

Thinking of this, he grabbed Master Ma's disciple who was about to rush forward to save his master, and shouted angrily: "What on earth is going on?

Didn’t your master win the gold belt championship?

Didn't your master fight with the Japanese to death?

Didn't your master kill pigs to practice his murderous aura?

Doesn’t your master know how to use hair extensions and lightning five-lash whip?

Isn't your master able to strangle his opponent naked while singing?

Why not do this when facing your own compatriots?

Can anyone tell me what happened? "

With a puff, Zhang Lin burst out laughing uncontrollably.

Why don't you do this when facing your own compatriots? This is so funny!

Laughter is contagious.

Hearing the sound, Lou Yixiao and the surrounding staff and models all couldn't help laughing.

Immediately I realized that this was not good and hurriedly tried to hold it back.

For a moment, the atmosphere at the scene was very strange.

Yang Fan was the only one with a face full of fear and a lot of panic in his heart.

Looking at Master Ma who was sleeping peacefully, he hurriedly emphasized: "I didn't expect him at all... In the ring competition, you can't blackmail me (worry)"

Looking at Yang Fan who was afraid of being blackmailed, Zhang Lin glanced away with difficulty holding back a smile.

He is worthy of being a top internet celebrity who was very popular on Xiaopo.com in his previous life. His funny temperament is so fierce!

In his previous life, Master Ma, with a bruised nose and swollen face, was actually telling interesting things about the gym——

The young guy in the gym didn't follow martial arts ethics and gave Master Ma a swollen eye.

With his unique Ma Mandarin and devilish movements, Master Ma instantly made this meme surpass the ghost elements such as black people carrying coffins, net suppressing clouds, crooked mouthed war gods, etc., and became the top trend in the ghost section of Station B at that time.

Sometimes, he carries his lightning whip and sneak attacks on Iron Man;

Sometimes, he is a 69-year-old fighting king;

Sometimes, he is a member of the Victory Team who transforms into Ultraman;

Unsurprisingly, the unique stunt he created before, the five lightning whips, followed by hair transformations, has become a source of happiness for the majority of netizens.

In addition, there are 1 punches in 11 second.

Shrink the monkey neck, etc.

Master Ma's uniqueness, in addition to his rich body language, lies in his completely unconventional accent, which pronounces every word in a place you wouldn't expect.

Netizens also summarized a set of special terms for Ma's martial ethics.

To a certain extent, "not talking about martial arts" and "mouse tail juice" even broke away from the ghost animal video itself and became an independent meme in just half a year. It transcended the basic literal meaning and was integrated into the rich "culture" "The connotation has gradually become a special cultural symbol. (End of chapter)