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Chapter 268: Beacon fire tricks on princes are unreliable

Zhang Lin was a little confused!

Listen, what does this mean?

Turning to look at his girlfriend, he saw that Wang Bingbing, who was sitting in the passenger seat, had a dark look on his face. He was obviously shocked by these words.

At this time, Zhang Lin just recalled that when talking on the phone, his girlfriend said that her eldest aunt was a bitch!

Feelings are invisible to the outside at all!

Wang Bingbing and her aunt didn't notice the change in Zhang Lin's expression and said to herself: "Zhang Lin, house prices in Beijing are quite expensive now, right?

Did you get old nose money? "

"The price within the Fourth Ring Road is sky-high, probably tens of millions!"

Speaking slightly exaggeratedly, Zhang Lin started the car and drove onto the highway.

Oops, the eldest aunt said with a sad face: "It's tens of millions. The Lulu family still needs a house within the fourth ring road of Beijing before they are sure to get married. What should we do?"

Zhang Lin looked at Wang Bingbing and asked curiously: "Who is Lulu?"

Apparently accustomed to his parents' way of speaking, Wang Qiangqiang explained: "Lulu is my girlfriend. She is my college classmate. She passed the postgraduate entrance examination with me..."

After listening to what he said, Zhang Lin roughly understood the situation.

In fact, just like his cousin, Wang Qiangqiang's family also became a chicken and a dog and ascended to heaven because of Wang Bingbing.

He learned that Wang Qiangqiang was Wang Bingbing's brother. Now his girlfriend agreed to his pursuit, and her status was also very unusual.

However, my cousin's father-in-law was reasonable and didn't ask for anything from my cousin. He also provided a generous dowry, which made my cousin's family look good.

The in-laws Uncle Wang Bingbing met at home were the kind who had more demands.

Being from a high-ranking official's family, they not only need Wang Qiangqiang's talents, but also need him to prepare a wedding room within the Fourth Ring Road of the capital.

They prepared a wedding car worth more than 200 yuan and used million yuan as dowry.

200 million is an astronomical sum in a small place. In backward second- and third-tier cities, it is easy to buy a large apartment with the full price.

But within the Fourth Ring Road, where land is at a premium in the capital, 200 million is just a waste and cannot solve the urgent need at all.

This stumped the uncle's family.

Even if I buy them, it’s impossible to buy them for tens of millions!

Moreover, Wang Qiangqiang is very obsessed with his girlfriend, to the point where he will not marry her unless she is Qing.

The uncle's family is also very satisfied with his family background and regards it as a path for class jump.

Therefore, this house must be bought, and the car must also be bought.

After listening to Wang Qiangqiang's words, Zhang Lin subconsciously felt that he deserved it.

Licking the dog, licking the dog, licking until there is nothing left!

Marriage is about being well-matched, and trying too hard will only exhaust the whole family, and end up falling short of the good.

This thought flashed through his mind and he strangled it to death, immediately feeling ashamed.

How could I be like this? Why should I care about other people's affairs?

I would rather demolish a thousand temples than a single marriage.

When it comes to marriage, just be careful in your words and deeds.

After muttering "Ami Tofu" silently, Zhang Lin turned the steering wheel and drove towards Haidian District.

Seeing that the two of them were not talking to each other, the eldest aunt looked at the uncle and signaled with her eyes. Seeing that he looked like a quail, she could only ask alone: ​​"Xiao Zhang, have you bought a house with Bingbing?"

Zhang Lin shook his head and said: "No, we hosts are also paid. We want to raise enough money to buy a house, and we still have to endure it!"

After a sigh of relief, Wang Bingbing agreed: "According to the current housing prices, it will be more than ten years before we can buy a house at the earliest."

"Then you make more than ordinary people."

The uncle finally spoke and said with a smile: "It seems that after we have worked all our lives, our salary is only a few thousand yuan, which is not even a fraction of yours."

"Uncle, our basic salary is only a few thousand yuan."

Receiving the reminder from his girlfriend's eyes, Zhang Lin understood and began to cry: "Besides, Bingbing and I are very busy. We are busy all day long, day and night. We are really risking our lives to earn hard-earned money..."

He was impoverished in his previous life, and his face was very thick and tempered.

What he said made the uncle speechless.

The eldest aunt was very anxious, but Zhang Lin said so, so she could only be anxious and helpless.

"We still have a long way to go, why don't we listen to the radio!"

Giving her boyfriend a teachable look, Wang Bingbing turned on the car radio in a brisk tone.

Suddenly, Zhang Lin's magnetic male voice sounded——

[Review the past to learn the new, talk about the past and discuss the present.

Idioms are very interesting. Let’s talk about an allusion today: “Beacon fire plays on the princes”.

This is a pre-Qin version of the story of the boy who cried wolf. ]

Zhang Lin made a sound and felt embarrassed.

It was too late for him to stop him just now, because his girlfriend's hand was too fast!

Wang Bingbing was also a little embarrassed, even a little funny.

She felt that her boyfriend was quite boring and liked to peek at the screen quietly to read comments from netizens praising him.

I never thought that I would even listen to radio programs!

Zhang Lin coughed dryly and said with a smile: "Bingbing, listen to some other music~~"

Before he finished speaking, Wang Qiangqiang said in surprise: "Is this the latest issue of "Xiao Zhang's Flirting History"?"

The look confirmed that this is indeed a fan!

Smiling, Zhang Lin nodded and said, "Yes."

His eyes lit up, and Wang Qiangqiang said hurriedly: "Bingbing, don't change the channel yet, let's listen."

Smiling and shrugging, Wang Bingbing looked at her boyfriend with pleading eyes, shook her head, and then retracted her hand with a smile.

In the embarrassment of Zhang Lin's feet digging into three rooms and one living room, his voice kept talking on the car speakers. [The allusion of the Beacon Fire Opera on the Princes comes from "Historical Records of Zhou Dynasty". It tells the story of King Zhou You, the most entertaining young man in the pre-Qin Dynasty, who actually used the power of the entire state machine to put on a large-scale lighted fireworks reality show - the Beacon Fire Opera on the Princes.

So what's going on?

In 779 BC, King You of Zhou attacked the state of Bao and got a beautiful woman named Bao Si as a trophy.

Bao Si, who was very favored, gave birth to her son Bo Fu a year later.

King Zhou You made Bao Si the queen and Bo Fu the prince.

This Bao Si had a very magical characteristic, that is, he never smiled. King Zhou You tried various ways to make Bao Si laugh, but all failed.

A minister came up with a bad idea and said, Your Majesty, please take the Queen to Mount Li, and we can light the beacon fire!

So King Zhou You rushed to Lishan Mountain with a group of people and lit the beacon.

The beacon fire was originally designed to transmit information over long distances. The princes who saw the beacon fire thought that the capital was in danger, so they rushed to the foot of Lishan Mountain at starry night. However, when they arrived, they did not see any military intelligence warning, which made the allied forces of the princes panic. The face is incomprehensible.

However, what was even more inexplicable was that Bao Si, who had never laughed before, actually started laughing with joy when he saw the thousands of people sweating and looking confused on their faces.

In order to see Bao Si's smile again, King Zhou You continued to light the beacon fire.

In the end, even if King Zhou You ordered the entire Lishan Mountain, no one would come.

At this time, another pair of important characters in the story appeared, namely Shenhou, the former father-in-law of King Zhou You.

The Marquis of Shen united with the Western minority Dog Rong to besiege King Zhou You. Unable to resist, King Zhou You took his wife and children and ran to Mount Li to light a beacon fire and ask for help from the princes. Of course, no one came, and King Zhou You and the prince suffered. Killed by Quan Rong, Bao Si was also kidnapped, and the Western Zhou Dynasty was destroyed.

Later, the princes supported the original prince Yijiu to ascend the throne. He became the first king of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty, King Ping of Zhou.

Although this allusion comes from historical records, the author is Sima Qian, the great historian.

However, Xiao Zhang still wants to tell everyone that the allusion of Beacon Fire Opera Princes is just three words:

No! Depend on! Spectrum!

First of all, there may be no such thing as beacon fire during the reign of King You of Zhou Dynasty.

Secondly, there was no standing army in the pre-Qin era, and the assembly process was very long, so it was impossible for armies from more than a dozen countries to appear at the same time.

Third, the most paradoxical thing is, what is so funny about beacon fire playing on the princes? ]

Hearing this, not only Wang Qiangqiang and his son were puzzled, but even Wang Bingbing was surprised.

I learned "Fenghuo Opera about the Princes" from Chinese textbooks, but I didn't expect it to be a fake allusion.

Involuntarily, Wang Bingbing thought of her boyfriend's live broadcast of "I Am a Speaker".

At that time, he reinterpreted many ancient sayings.

You may know that you can use golden phrases like "Holding your hand and growing old together" to seduce girls, but you may not know that this is a man's agreement between two warriors.

The scene was so beautiful at the time, I couldn’t even imagine it!

Meanwhile, the boyfriend on the car speaker had the last word.

[The emergence of new historical materials such as the "Tsinghua Slips" newly unearthed in 2012 makes it possible for us to interpret this story from another angle.

King You of Zhou favored Bao Si and deposed the original crown prince.

The former prince joined forces with Marquis Shen and secretly colluded with Quan Rong to kill King You of Zhou.

In other words, there is no such thing as a beacon-fire drama, and Bao Si, who doesn't like to laugh, is just a scapegoat. ]

"It's very interesting. It's quite suitable as a popular science book!"

Uncle Wang Bingbing liked history very much, and when he saw this, he sincerely praised him.

The eldest aunt and Wang Qiangqiang listened and agreed, and they were very friendly and sophisticated.

That enthusiastic look made Zhang Lin even more embarrassed.

He doesn't mind if his relatives and friends watch his videos and works in front of him.

After all, I have a mom who loves to show off, so I’m used to it!

It's just that this station has its own program as soon as it opens, and its boring nature is undoubtedly revealed, which makes people feel doubly embarrassed.

Feeling ashamed, Zhang Lin said: "Uncle Liao praised me. I have racked my brains and am only at this level. I am far behind the real writers, far behind!"

He said modestly, thinking of Kang Hui's new work, and wanting to end the topic quickly, so he followed up with his enthusiastic recommendation.

But the words of recommendation come from the bottom of my heart!

As the man who lives in the dressing room according to Sa Baining, Kang Hui's hard core is reflected.

When more than a dozen hosts were just starting to talk about the first work, he had already finished the first one and started writing the second one.

And this time, it is difficult to explain "The Songs of Chu" directly.

All I can say is that Kang Shuai is the best!

"Zhang Lin, if you are humble, then everyone else will be considered a fool!"

At this time, my uncle Wang Bingbing smiled and held up the dirty feet, looking like you should stop being modest.

The eldest uncle and eldest aunt followed suit, saying why Zhang Lin was so amazing. They knew how happy the two were after confirming their relationship.

In this regard, Wang Bingbing wanted to say: The relatives who really cared about her rushed to the capital after learning about the situation and gathered around Zhang Lin immediately.

Zhang Lin drove to his destination after talking to each other in cheers all the way.

Jinyafang Roast Duck Restaurant is one of the best roast duck restaurants in Beijing.

The dishes are exquisitely prepared, and the duck is roasted very well, crispy and delicious, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

The home-cooked food in the store is also quite good, and the service from the waiters in the store is considerate and thoughtful.

After entering the private room that had been reserved in advance, Zhang Lin handed over the menu to the uncle and the others and ordered a few special dishes.

He took photos with the customers in line.

Seeing the popularity of their niece and nephew-in-law, the eldest aunt and Wang Qiangqiang were very envious and their eyes widened.

If they could get this treatment one day, they would be willing to die ten years earlier! (End of chapter)

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