The Merry Monk

"Uh~! My old man, I have never been to this small town, this is the first time~!" Charlotte stared into Xiao Ning's eyes, and after seeing her shyly avoiding it, she said with a smirk: "But~ ~Driving just now, I saw a barbecue stand 200 meters away~!"

"Yeah~ yes~! I saw it too~!" After hearing what Charlotte said, Xiao Yun seemed to remember it, and said with certainty.

"Okay then~ let's go eat barbecue~Hehe~" Xiao Ning pulled Xiao Yun and walked towards Chu with a smile.

It's a barbecue stand, but it's nothing more than a mobile barbecue cart, plus three small plastic round tables and a few small square stools.

The two women walked in front, but Charlotte was really like a beggar at this time, following behind the two beauties.The heavy rain during the day came and went quickly. There was no trace of water on the road at this time. The three of them wandered around for about 5 minutes before arriving at the side of this barbecue stall.

A middle-aged couple who look to be in their 40s are running this hand-pushed barbecue stall, but judging from their appearance, they are obviously much older than their actual age, which may be caused by the pressure of life.

"Several~! Just take a look~~ The price is cheap!" The woman was setting up the dining table, and when she saw three people coming, she enthusiastically came to Xiao Ning and said with a smile.

"Yeah~~Okay~! I want, this~~this~~~this~~and this~~five skewers of each~!" Before Xiao Ning could speak, Charlotte rushed out from behind the two girls , facing a few meat skewers, and nodded fiercely, ignoring the small mouths of Xiao Ning and Xiao Yun, and finally sat down on a small table that had just been set up. Come down, smile and shout to the proprietress: "Auntie~~ is bringing me ten bottles of cold beer! Hehe~~"

After hearing this, the proprietress also revealed a look of surprise. She was not worried about whether the little monk ate meat and drank alcohol, but was worried about seeing his sloppy appearance. Didn't he come to eat the king's meal?Turning to look at his man, seeing him nodding slightly, he went to fetch the wine.

"You monks can still eat meat and drink?" The two women ordered some barbecue in doubt. After sitting down at the table full of wine at Charlotte, Xiao Yun's curiosity became even stronger. He leaned in front of Charlotte and asked aggressively, "Tell me, are you a fake monk??? What are your intentions?"

"Hey~~I said auntie~~ You've been nagging all afternoon and all night, aren't you tired?" Charlotte was really attracted by the girl in front of her, who was very hot-tempered and curious. The very heavy-hearted little head was terrified.

"Not tired~! If you don't make it clear to my aunt today, you don't want to drink~!" Xiao Yun threatened with his hands on his hips.

"Cut~~ Who said that you can't eat meat, drink wine and marry a wife after becoming a monk? As the saying goes, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Lord Buddha keeps it in his heart! You think it is still a feudal society now, but now it is the 21st century, a new era~~ Everything is reforming!"

After finishing speaking, he felt that he was not expecting enough, so he raised his eyebrows again, and said mysteriously: "Hey~~ I won't hide it from you~ The old abbot of our temple is also secretly having an affair with Miejue Shitai from the nearby nunnery~~ ~"

"Pfft~! Hahaha~" After hearing Charlotte's beaming revelation, Xiao Yun just took a sip of the drink and spurted out of his mouth, pointing at Charlotte's face and laughing loudly.

"Flipping the webs~" At this time, even the gentle Xiao Ning couldn't help but burst out laughing, because Charlotte's sloppy attire was sprinkled with the 'special juice' sprayed from Xiao Yun's mouth. The orange pulp is full of hanging on the face!

"Xili huala~" Charlotte was stunned for a while, then hooked the corner of her mouth, revealing an evil smile. Under Xiao Ning and Xiao Yun's watchful eyes, she stuck out her tongue and twirled it around her mouth. After a circle, I took all the pulp from the side of my mouth into my mouth, and finally I didn't forget to chew for a while~

"Mm~~ not bad, sweet~~hehe~~ I want to take another bite~~~" After swallowing it, Charlotte praised her beautifully, and then pouted her disgusting face shamelessly Going towards Xiao Yun's face. . .

"Pa~" Before Xiao Yun could make a move, after a muffled sound, a big hand full of tattoos landed on Charlotte's shoulder.

Xiao Ning and Xiao Yun, looking at the five or six shirtless punks behind Charlotte, with different hair colors and shapes, and all of them showing crooked smiles, were startled unconsciously, and leaned closer to each other Many, looking worriedly at Charlotte opposite.

Not far away, the old boss and the boss's wife stood there worryingly watching the situation here, and they didn't dare to call the police, because in this town of Zhaikou, the underworld had already mixed with the police station.You called the police, and you still have to get yourself into a whole lot of trouble. Now the old couple can only hope that the three young men will be safe and sound.

"Smelly monk! You, a bald man, can flirt with such a juicy and beautiful beauty, ah~! Hahaha~~~" After that, he patted Charlotte's bald head that couldn't stop flies and laughed up.

"Haha~~~That's~~a dead bald donkey, a dead beggar~~" echoed, and loud laughter followed. . .