The Merry Monk

"Hmm~~ This suit looks much more pleasing to the eye~~" Seeing that Charlotte who came out was wearing an all-yellow off-the-shoulder dress, it was because she didn't find a single patch on the dress. , so he folded his hands on his chest and nodded in satisfaction.

"Isn't it~! Didn't you force me to wear it? How pitiful are the children of our poor family~! I've only had two clothes that fit me these few years, one I usually wear, and this one is my baby! It can only be worn in large-scale competitions!" After hearing this, Charlotte showed a complaining expression.

"Poor baby~~ From now on, I will hang out with my aunt and grandma, and I will guarantee you a delicious and spicy drink~~~" But I didn't expect Xiao Yun to be really moved by Charlotte. . .He patted his exposed 'fragrant shoulders' solemnly and assured him.

"Damn~~ Eat my tofu!!" Charlotte hugged her shoulders quickly, with a pitiful look of being wronged. .

"Cut~~!" Xiao Yun curled his lips and said angrily: "I want to eat tofu, and my aunt and grandma want to pick a piece of tender one too! Hmph~~ Don't be verbose~~~ Hurry up and perform!"

"It's a good deal~~ I'm not selling myself, old man! Hehe~" Charlotte frowned at Xiao Yun, flirting with ambiguity.

Seeing Xiao Yun raised his pair of small pink fists, squinting his eyes to show off, he obediently sat on the ground and meditated. . .

"Hey~~ Don't pretend to be dead, act quickly!!" After more than ten seconds, seeing Charlotte sitting there motionless, feeling as if she had fallen asleep, Xiao Yun raised his hand and walked in front of Charlotte, about to go When pulling his ears, he was surprised to find that Charlotte's sitting body was slowly rising from the spot. .

"Yunyun~~" Seeing that there was no sound in the room, Xiao Ning couldn't help calling back.

"Ah~!" Xiao Ning, who was originally dressed up and calm, turned around and screamed loudly, and then quickly reached the corner of the bed, holding his knees with his hands trembling constantly, and curled up in the corner with his whole body. . .

"Wow~~ You dead monk is a man or a god? Is it Tang Monk?" Xia Luo in front of him had already meditated and exercised his kung fu at this time, and slowly put his body in an immeasurable state, so his whole body became light stand up.

Xia Luo, who was dressed in yellow, hung above Xiao Yun's head in the air for no reason. This scene was very strange and incomprehensible, as if a living Bodhisattva had descended into the world.

"Don't talk nonsense~~~ I'm not that stupid monk!!" Charlotte, who was in the air, heard Xiao Yun's muttering, rolled her eyes, and couldn't help but reply.

"Ouch~~! My ass~~~" Infinite state is the highest state where a person is in no distracting thoughts, but it cannot be interrupted in the middle, the consequence of interruption is. . .Ass blossoms!

"Wow~~! Brother Xia, you are so awesome~~~~ Are you a human or a god?? How did you do it? Even the way you fell is so handsome~~~ It’s amazing Wow~~" Xiao Yun's dazed mind, as Charlotte's butt blossomed, excitedly surrounded Charlotte on the ground and clapped her hands in praise, while her eyes looked like watching a fishy fish in a zoo, mysterious and curious, elusive~~

"Of course it's human~! Otherwise, my butt will still hurt!" Charlotte explained helplessly, rubbing her butt.

"Xia~~Charlotte~~ Are you~~ really a human?" Xiao Ning at the corner of the bed also came back to his senses at this time, pointing his fingers at the roof, and asked him tremblingly.

"Uh~~~ This old man is really human!! You see~ This old man has flesh and blood and a younger brother~~ How could he not be a human??" Charlotte was anxious. .

"We see that you are really not human!!" The two women said in unison. .

"Okay~~~ It's up to you~! Anyway, I'm sleepy, hehe~~~~ Let me sleep in the middle, so that I can keep the two beauties in all directions~!" Charlotte laughed. .But he didn't know that her appearance was entirely thanks to him! !

"What a beautiful idea~~! You sleep on the floor~!" After hearing this, Xiao Yun curled the corner of his mouth and shouted angrily.

When Charlotte heard this, she became anxious, how could he let go of this opportunity to share the bed with the two beauties, and hastily sighed: "Oh~~ I wanted to tell you a few words about the old monk's work in Shaolin Temple at night. How wise and mighty he has been in the past ten years, it seems to be fine..."

"Huh~! Then can't you lie on the floor and tell us?" Xiao Yun rolled his eyes in doubt.

"Sigh~~~ You don't know, Shuzi Yun, I have a bed love disorder, if I don't sleep on the bed, I will naturally keep my mouth shut and say nothing!"

"Well~~! Well then, you can sleep in the outermost position!" Xiao Yun was really full of curiosity about the flower monk in front of him, always thinking in his heart: "Did I meet a descendant?" It's a fairy! ! '

"The old man takes orders!" Charlotte put a punch in her palm, posed in a pretentious pose, and then suggested with a smirk at the corner of her mouth, "The two beauties go to take a bath~~ I'll keep watch for you, old man~~ Hehe ~~~"

"Wretched~!" After the two women despised for a while, they got into bed by themselves.